Element: i fucking hate you sputnik

twlight 04.03.20	Write review in Word. Save copy. Copy text. Paste into sputnik. Submit. Think dude
evilford 04.03.20	Lol
calmrose 04.03.20	Write review in Word. Save copy. Copy text. Paste into sputnik. Submit. [2] Think dude [2] lol indeed
Flugmorph 04.03.20	lol use google docs numskull
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.03.20	That's what you get for reviewing abr
Cygnatti 04.03.20	write in word first, then copy and paste it [3] this is ettiquette for almost everything important
EclipseInYourEyes 04.03.20	I cannot deny that this has not happened to me the first time...
Egarran 04.03.20	You poor thing. What did you review and what was the rating?
Dimorphic 04.03.20	Yeah I wrote a review for Heiden (the most underappreciated band on this entire website of Earth) and it disappeared. I had faith that this site wasn't coded by monkeys but evidently it, at least partly so. Hence why I stopped writing reviews. Yeah, I could use Word, but Sputnik could just get itself into the 21st century, so it's like... Na, fuck it.
chemicalmarriage 04.03.20	I really hope you don't have kids
Archelirion 04.03.20	Everyone does it at least once. I once wrote out a full 50-item list with full descriptions and lost it. It's a painful lesson but you'll learn it pretty quick.
Durrzo 04.03.20	Wait, you actually wrote the review on the site instead of on a program where you could save it as you wrote?
bloodshy 04.03.20	Open Office Writer is free. It's like Word, but it's better, and it's free. If that's too much to handle, there's always Notepad. If you're writing reviews on your phone, message it to yourself on Messenger or something. I do feel your pain, and that shit sucks, but next time you'll be able to avoid this.
Deez 04.03.20	For the best
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.03.20	why do people who hate this site so much even use it
Deez 04.03.20	Yeah Sach
anat 04.03.20	Divine intervention tbh
neekafat 04.03.20	imagine writing a review in the submit box
Storm In A Teacup 04.03.20	"Yeah I wrote a review for Heiden (the most underappreciated band on this entire website of Earth) and it disappeared. I had faith that this site wasn't coded by monkeys but evidently it, at least partly so. Hence why I stopped writing reviews. Yeah, I could use Word, but Sputnik could just get itself into the 21st century, so it's like... Na, fuck it." Not to be hostile but that only makes sense if you want to write a bad or a troll review. There is no valid reason to think that writing in a document you can save and go back to is not as good as just sitting down to write in one moment and push your shitty review out your constipated ass.
Skoj 04.03.20	I would have neg'd that to shit
Kompys2000 04.03.20	I mean you ought to write your sput reviews in google docs or word or sth, if for no other reason than making sure it isn't gone forever when this site inevitably kicks the bucket for good.
Storm In A Teacup 04.03.20	sputnik is forever
bloc 04.03.20	Rookie mistake, sorry to hear that man. I don't even write reviews and I know the copy paste trick
Kompys2000 04.03.20	Sputnik is barely even for this year :/
JustJoe. 04.03.20	imagine writing a review at all
Storm In A Teacup 04.03.20	barely even? lol
JustJoe. 04.03.20	also sorry for your loss
JohnnyoftheWell 04.03.20	If your review takes short enough that you can type it into the review box without it timing out, you're doing something wrong This is Sput's true defense system, useless against sexbots but instrumental in upholding the site's towering standards of journalism (srsly though, this sucks but learn from it and back that shit up)
Storm In A Teacup 04.03.20	Harness the power of the Golden Cobra.
notagenius 04.03.20	This is probably because the site is developed in PHP, and PHP performance issues are quite difficult to maintain, which you can't blame the developer for... unless it's all over and rewritten with java and javascript... The full-stack development of sputnik was very impressive back in the day.
Storm In A Teacup 04.03.20	lmao
NorwichScene 04.03.20	Yep, always copy so can paste
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.03.20	all you noobs giving him shit for not writing it up in word and copy pasting it like ur all smart n shit don't even fuckin' know if you were real sput-vets you would write ur reviews and lists straight into sput and just bypass the time-out using the comment post trick.
Sinternet 04.03.20	lol get rekt fag
Sinternet 04.03.20	comment post trick for the win
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.03.20	if ur scurred of sput time-outs at all you ain't known
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.03.20	cowards
Storm In A Teacup 04.03.20	pots you're the king of giving people shit just cuz you're bored so you don't even have the right.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.03.20	imagine being staff or contrib and not even knowing the comment post trick
Storm In A Teacup 04.03.20	the list isn't even about time outs or maybe it is who fn knows. my points remain
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.03.20	"pots you're the king of giving people shit just cuz you're bored so you don't even have the right." i'm also the king of never having my lists and reviews time-out BITCH
JohnnyoftheWell 04.03.20	Kompys [2] tho, might as well have that off-site backup and occasionally proof read before posting once in a blue moon also this list was literally me the first time i tried to post my first review, but the tragedy then was that i bothered to retype and eventually submit it
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.03.20	"the list isn't even about time outs or maybe it is who fn knows" uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah it is thats literally what its about
Storm In A Teacup 04.03.20	lmao
JohnnyoftheWell 04.03.20	it's about anger and ABR dude smh
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.03.20	causational factor being a big ol L
anat 04.03.20	What's the trick
Storm In A Teacup 04.03.20	Thread needs more skele
Storm In A Teacup 04.03.20	just hit the back button
brainmelter 04.03.20	yeah man sucks, it happens to everyone once. But now you know better
anat 04.03.20	Not much of a trick is it
Source 04.03.20	noob
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.03.20	"What's the trick" do up your list or review or whatever and don't even sweat. hell, take hours, days even if you need to. before you click submit open up a new tab and post a comment anywhere on the review site. go back to your list/review tab and submit. as long as you successfully submit a comment somewhere else on the review site in another tab right before submitting your list/review it will never time out
HouseOfSilver 04.03.20	Literally just happened to me with my review of the same album. I had a copy in Docs luckily but I made a TON of edits in the submit box without knowing the consequences so I basically had to retype it. I feel for you
Sinternet 04.03.20	don't feel for him he was retarded
anat 04.03.20	Oh sweet now that is a trick I can get behind
Sinternet 04.03.20	how do people not know this
Source 04.03.20	always copy
Storm In A Teacup 04.03.20	you're just making them lazier
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.03.20	i like to think of sputnik as a narcoleptic robot. if you don't keep it working it will fall asleep and miss your command. you gotta give it a little nudge to make sure it's awake if you leave it alone for too long.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.03.20	there is a reason 'copy' and 'coward' start with the same letter
notagenius 04.03.20	does pots' trick also work with list time-out?
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.03.20	Yuup
Josh D. 04.03.20	cool
bloodshy 04.03.20	i always feel like i'm in trouble when i get a time out
JohnnyoftheWell 04.03.20	yes @genius copy also starts with the same letter as "ctually the best way" wow checkmate
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.03.20	that would have been a lot more impressive if you didnt try italics in a LIST u ABSOLUTE MONG
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.03.20	I SAW THAT
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.03.20	REPORTED
bloodshy 04.03.20	wut
JohnnyoftheWell 04.03.20	i was FRAMED get me my lawyer #monggate
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.04.20	ive heard acad is a lawyer, shall i fetch him?
JohnnyoftheWell 04.04.20	yes plz, i dare you to pay full attention throughout that trial
Source 04.04.20	copying is the best
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.04.20	Do you have any ritalin?
JustJoe. 04.04.20	i’ll represent you johnny but we’ll lose & both get jail time probably
JustJoe. 04.04.20	that’s a fairly compelling interview if i do say so
JohnnyoftheWell 04.04.20	I think I've got ritalin at the back of my cupboard but also I get it mixed up with the marzipan, so your call if you wanna face the lucky dip
JohnnyoftheWell 04.04.20	joe thanks but what happened to our date at Meg's Coffee Corner HUH you don't get to stand me up then defend me in court
JustJoe. 04.04.20	i’ll understand if you wanna see other people 😖
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.04.20	That's a pretty huge gamble
bloodshy 04.04.20	Element is pleading the fifth.
anat 04.04.20	Too scared to hit submit on his rebuttal
Sowing 04.04.20	Potsy pointed this out forever ago: open a new tab and refresh the main page in said tab while still logged into your account. Saves lists from crashing so probably works for reviews too.
Sowing 04.04.20	But the obvious solution is to save your work.
Cygnatti 04.04.20	wait there's a time out?
aydross121 04.04.20	"imagine writing a review in the submit box" lol Also yeah, use drive dude.
TheSpaceMan 04.04.20	I write my reviews in snap chat y'all dont even know the struggle
JustJoe. 04.04.20	use text message next time
TheSpaceMan 04.04.20	Or maybe snap chat can update its fucking code to not time out ever 5 seconds after sending something
JustJoe. 04.04.20	social media fails us
JustJoe. 04.04.20	forgive me if i’m being extra snarky these days this covid unemployment is weighing on me
Storm In A Teacup 04.04.20	it is for me too. I keep checking to see if I've been approved every day for 5 days but still nothing.
JustJoe. 04.04.20	i could go on a serious rant about some issues with the unemployment office & their professionalism but i digress at this time
Storm In A Teacup 04.04.20	i never even got that far. just accepted the week of lost wages from last week and hoped this week it was sorted and paid. it's too stressful to rage on someone
JustJoe. 04.04.20	i’ve raged enough about it directly to them so we’ll see how they counter & i’ll move forward from there
Storm In A Teacup 04.04.20	Ill probably rage by monday if things aren't good.
JustJoe. 04.04.20	sending good vibes your way
ArsMoriendi 04.04.20	Wow a hundred comments already
Deathconscious 04.04.20	what were you thinking writing a whole review in the submission screen instead of doing it on word where you can save it like everyone else, dumbass? thanks for the pasta though.
Gnocchi 04.04.20	Judging by the discog 5's in this guys ratings I'd say we dodged a bullet.
zaruyache 04.04.20	I write everything in google docs because sputnik's code is from 2005
Drbebop 04.04.20	Let me post more than one list a day without shaming me In the comments fuck boner shit piss
Storm In A Teacup 04.04.20	okay drbebop then stop posting on your own shoutbox when people try to talk to you
SitarHero 04.04.20	Joined 05-28-19 Lol. Makes sense. It's a rite of passage.
Rawmeeth38 04.04.20	Wow that’s unfortunate kiddo. Keep your head up you’ll get um next time.
splinter 04.04.20	But this website is really shit...... idk why no one cares about it
Storm In A Teacup 04.04.20	grammar
InFlamesWeThrash666 04.04.20	You don't need an hour to write an ABR review. "It sounds like all of their stuff" is more than enough
Gnocchi 04.04.20	oof hhahahaha
Egarran 04.04.20	Joe being snarky lol that's not possible
EclipseInYourEyes 04.04.20	this thread kinda went places
JustJoe. 04.04.20	egarran that was just my attempt at some self-improvement in these trying times 🙃
Intothepit 04.04.20	If it was anything like your last review, it's probably for the best.
butt. 04.04.20	i can understand this happening when making a list....but no dude you should always write your reviews in Word lol
Demon of the Fall 04.04.20	I’m gonna try and write my first review using this method because the danger keeps my pecker hard.
Tundra 04.04.20	Same
Tundra 04.04.20	Like other people said before, even if you type the review out on the sput page, remember to paste it into a notepad before publishing because it can evidentally erase the review forever, it actually happened to me before, so it's good practice to do the save to notepad strategy, good luck on your future review endeavors
Snake. 04.04.20	dude i just took a glance at your only review and every word is lowercase maybe it was a blessing that you didn't get it published
Dunpeal 04.04.20	this foo really did a TBT in 2019 fvking lol
Spec 04.04.20	Write it in word first you dope.
Jots 04.04.20	it wasn't a mistake - we screened it because it wasn't v good, sry m88
Deathconscious 04.04.20	its a miracle the first one got published.
SitarHero 04.04.20	Can't be messing with that fabled 0% approval rating.
Element 04.04.20	my last review was awful yes
Element 04.04.20	but frankly, this website is utter shit, it was going to be a 3 review anyway
aydross121 04.05.20	Well the coding might need some reworking. It's hard having to adapt, web technologies advance like crazy. Php has proven to work just fine if you are using the right framework and follow good standards, just look at facebook, although they use a modified version of it apparently. But yes eventually sput will have to either update with the technologies or be left behind. Although it will take longer for that to happen.
JustJoe. 04.05.20	this website is a 3/5
JustJoe. 04.05.20	it’s good
MO 04.05.20	lol you don't write your review in another program and just copy it over? Noob
Dewinged 04.05.20	ACTUALLY Yesterday I had the same problem. I did write on word though, then copied to Sput, started making edits cause I wasn't happy, then pressed publish aaaand bork'd.
JustJoe. 04.05.20	at least you have the majority of it saved though
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.05.20	jokes aside i like how the entire database is acting like this guy is stupid for not knowing something you couldn't possibly intuit without being told about or experiencing first hand. virtually every single person here learned about this the hard way
JustJoe. 04.05.20	it’s our job to inform him in our rude sput-hazing kind of way
Klekticist 04.05.20	k
bloodshy 04.05.20	If I'm writing a long enough email, I'll even copy that to clipboard before hitting send. This kind of buggy behavior isn't limited to Sputnik.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.05.20	Congratulations einstein you're a real hero
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.05.20	Most emails have a save draft function btw YOU TOTAL MONG ROFL
Deathconscious 04.05.20	@pots because its just common sense to have it saved in case something happens, so yeah, he is a dumbass for this.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.05.20	Bet you've lost something on this site too You all have
Deathconscious 04.05.20	Never lost a review, because i wasnt retarded enough to write a whole ass review without saving it.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.05.20	Ah so you've lost a list Guess you were retarded enough to type the whole thing up without saving it
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.05.20	Glad that firsthand experience saved you from doing it with a review
Deathconscious 04.05.20	Ive never lost anything substantial, if its a big list ill just do multiple submissions instead of risking losing a bunch of material. Anything that does get lost is small enough to be re-done by memory. So yeah, hes still a dumbass.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.05.20	But you have lost stuff which is why you know better and why you're a hypocrite
IAmScott 04.05.20	August Burns Re>:(
budgie 04.05.20	is this thread abot horror movies
Deathconscious 04.05.20	Nah, because i never said youre an idiot for losing a few easily re-done sentences.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.05.20	Anyone who has ever lost anything to this site or any other site and deadass thinks they are smarter than this dude can take a big sad L
Deathconscious 04.05.20	Losing a few sentences doesnt = losing a whole review, and yes i am smarter than him.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.05.20	If rubbing this kind of inherently fallible human ass shit in makes you feel better/smarter than someone else you're a total saddo is all
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.05.20	Nah u dumb as shit
Deathconscious 04.05.20	I think you lost a review in the same way and you feel like a dumbass right now, is that it?
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.05.20	Never lost a review only lists and those lists taught me how to never lose my reviews once I moved on to them just like u
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.05.20	You signed in and typed "adolfchrist" as your username when you first got here so if anyone lacks common sense/is an idiot its deffs you
bloodshy 04.05.20	Yeah, I think I lost my first list. I had a feeling it was going to happen too. I'll be trying that comment trick next time I make one. It's a bitch to lose a list, even if you back it up.
Deathconscious 04.05.20	didnt need them to teach me how to not lose reviews. If i write out a bunch of shit, im doing something to make sure i dont lose it all if something goes wrong, because duh.
budgie 04.05.20	i have lost a lote of reviews
Deathconscious 04.05.20	Nah it was a cool username, youre just a thinner skinned pussy than you let on.
bloodshy 04.05.20	you don't have any reviews, budgie. did you lost all of them?
budgie 04.05.20	everye single one of them i losed
bloodshy 04.05.20	btw, how is this list not featured?
Deathconscious 04.05.20	They should update IQ tests, get rid of everything else and ask one simple question: how many reviews have you lost?
Morningrise767 04.05.20	"Write review in Word. Save copy. Copy text. Paste into sputnik. Submit. Think dude" [1000]
budgie 04.05.20	whta if computer cashes on fre
Storm In A Teacup 04.05.20	just cash it outside where it will be less of a danger
budgie 04.05.20	how bow cash me ouside how bowdah
Asdfp277 04.05.20	mind y'all, this happens to comments as well, that's how i found out (and there's plenty of sites that still time u ass out)
DePlazz 04.05.20	"Write review in Word. Save copy. Copy text. Paste into sputnik. Submit. Think dude" [1000] Yeah, or at least copy paste the text to notepad before you press enter to submit it
Storm In A Teacup 04.05.20	ya'll must be having some kind of adhd or meltdown type of problems timing out on a comment
budgie 04.05.20	fuuuuuuuukkk UUU storm ill fukkkn boil ur potatoes boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Storm In A Teacup 04.05.20	Give me your best shot pudgie
budgie 04.05.20	im NOT fat >_
Tunaboy45 04.05.20	I know this is one is going to be fairly under the radar because not many people know what Sputnik is, but those who do don't see the problem. It is a music review/news site for music fans such as myself. The big problem is that if you have an unpopular opinion about anything , they won't respectfully disagree with you and say their viewpoint, but they'll get angry at you and try to bully you off the site. Now it's the internet and ik the golden rule is to not have an opinion, but how can you say a site about rating/ranking music is not about opinions? I wanna have discussions about music with people but instead I get a bunch of snooty classicists who hate almost everything after the year 2000.
budgie 04.05.20	omg tuna ur soooooooooooooooooooooooooo annoeing
Tunaboy45 04.05.20	(◕︵◕)
budgie 04.05.20	（￣︶￣）↗
Storm In A Teacup 04.05.20	Tuna is awesome lol but I disagree with only one part. I think most of us here love a shit ton of music post year 2000
Tunaboy45 04.05.20	Storm you're one of the best OG users and by OG I mean when I joined the site in 2013.
autoNamed 04.05.20	It's a real doo doo website
budgie 04.05.20	i pretty much only listen to post 2000 music these days
Storm In A Teacup 04.05.20	m/ I love this site lol I'll be on here as long as it and I both exist
budgie 04.05.20	you dont even exist right now
osmark86 04.05.20	Nevermind the bollox tuna
AsleepInTheBack 04.05.20	well this is the most vicious and wholesome I've seen sput in a lil bit
Snake. 04.05.20	in soviet russia red burns august ROFL
Egarran 04.05.20	LOLLERSKATES
budgie 04.05.20	roflcopter!!
bloodshy 04.05.20	lagwagon
Element 04.06.20	yes I am so retarded to have faith in a website to not fucking time me out for no reason, seriously people are acting like they are better than me because they know how to avoid a simple mistake that everyone has made, I don't get it, most of this thread is either insulting me for a simple mistake, making fun of my let's face it an awful review and my music tastes
neekafat 04.06.20	why are people still bumping this
JustJoe. 04.06.20	probably a better way to approach informing you about said feature but honestly this is what you can expect from us as a userbase so if it’s getting under your skin now then it’s not looking good for you moving forward
Deathconscious 04.06.20	@element As i said, i havent made that mistake because any time im writing some substantial amount of material, im saving throughout the writing process. Its not something you should only do for sput, dipshit. Everyone learned this in grade school.
JustJoe. 04.06.20	in either case i’m sorry you lost your work because i’m sure that’s a shitty feeling but if you do continue using this website for whatever reason at least you know to save your work ahead of time or elsewhere if you so choose & want to avoid a similar outcome
Deathconscious 04.06.20	and we are better than you, btw.
JustJoe. 04.06.20	also the list title in general doesn’t really inspire kind discourse or camaraderie but i digress & hope you find peace with this whole thing
SitarHero 04.06.20	"I don't get it, most of this thread is either insulting me for a simple mistake, making fun of my let's face it an awful review and my music tastes" That's pretty much the golden trifecta of what people do here. Or the green titty milk trifecta if you're Potsy.
JohnnyoftheWell 04.06.20	this is giving me flashbacks of the DORBUSCUS list
JustJoe. 04.06.20	who or what is a dorbuscus
JustJoe. 04.06.20	did you mean doordash
JohnnyoftheWell 04.06.20	imma refer you to these lists: https://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=185900 https://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?memberid=538903&listid=186072
JustJoe. 04.06.20	i’m going in
budgie 04.06.20	who is doordash do you mean diviciacus
JustJoe. 04.06.20	valid points made by user doordash aka dorbuscus but also grubhub is a thing as well & i wonder if he knows that
JohnnyoftheWell 04.06.20	who is doordash
JustJoe. 04.06.20	this is exactly why [new] people hate us i get it now
JohnnyoftheWell 04.06.20	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sR-wEPtEPuE
JustJoe. 04.06.20	my feeling on most words honestly
Deathconscious 04.06.20	Yeah that dorbocus pasta is top notch.
Deathconscious 04.06.20	@element also you seem to have missed the part where a mod came in here and said it didnt get timed out, they rejected it because it was that bad.
bloodshy 04.06.20	damn, maybe i can figure out how to contribute copypasta that good someday
bloodshy 04.06.20	deathconscious, i thought johnnyOTS was joking?
JustJoe. 04.06.20	he was
Deathconscious 04.06.20	Idk, it didnt come off as a joke to me.
JustJoe. 04.06.20	either way it’s gold
bloodshy 04.06.20	look mommy, i used my first copypasta! https://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/81127/Varials-In-Darkness/#lastpost
JustJoe. 04.06.20	don’t report yourself
bloodshy 04.06.20	how else can you tell me you're proud?
JustJoe. 04.06.20	i’ll post it on the fridge with your birth certificate
FR33L0RD 04.06.20	...and that we all love music. /m
bloodshy 04.06.20	/thread
Asdfp277 04.06.20	ah
Element 04.17.20	yea i realise how i should not have been so angry on the list, my review was probably shit but if you aren't going to give me constructive criticism and think it's shit then just don't read it, no skin off your nose.
Source 04.17.20	why was this never featured
Deathconscious 04.17.20	Lol
bloodshy 04.17.20	I never read it because you didn't post it?
ian b 04.17.20	what a..... colorful thread.....
ian b 04.17.20	“why was this never featured” [2]
Satellite 04.17.20	not sure if anyone mentioned this yet, but you should type it out in a word processor rather than on sputnik.
Muppelope 04.17.20	Step 1: if think shit Step 2: do not read I'm counting on my fingers and I still don't understand pemdas
bloodshy 04.17.20	God that's a good point. Kicking myself for not noticing that, Muppelope.
Element 10.12.20	why was i so annoyed at this?, ill keep this up in case anyone needs a good laugh lmao
Tundra 10.12.20	hmm...
Orb 10.12.20	U gotta be pretty dense to spend an hour on an old ass website writing an article when you can do the whole thing on a notes app, word, etc. and paste it in. A rudimentary understanding of how websites and the internet works would have saved your ass.
SteakByrnes 10.12.20	lmao
Veks 10.12.20	I wouldn't call it being dense. Most people learn from experience and i would gander that almost anyone has had shit they wrote deleted by accident at some point. You live and learn.
Deathconscious 10.12.20	Lol i remember this, hopefully its obvious i was just talking shit. It is common sense to save your review but we all do stupid stuff sometimes, i dont actually think youre a moron for this.