rodrigo90: Pink Cellphone Deprecation Thread

DadKungFu 12.15.19	I enjoy it as an interlude and feel like it captures the whole Deftones ethos of sensuality and grotesquery very well.
insomniac15 12.15.19	It's okay if taking into account how volatile the album is.
luci 12.15.19	great track
Prancer 12.15.19	belief in the one true power
Coast 12.15.19	British people have bad teef
Jasdevi087 12.15.19	@rodrigo what are some hot tips for scoring me some fire indian babes?
AdrianQuinn 12.15.19	belief in the one true power
Morningrise767 12.15.19	Lol it’s not THAT bad
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.15.19	Literally one of deftones best/only good songs
deathofasalesman 12.16.19	ok that's a lie
Observer 12.16.19	the clean edit of the track is where its at. Works great in context of the album, at least when compared to the original.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.16.19	better than literally every single song on Diamond Eyes by a mile
deathofasalesman 12.16.19	now that's an even bigger lie
Space Jester 12.16.19	They should’ve put the handjobs bit as a hidden track at the end of the album Or something but Pink Cellphone as a song rules
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.16.19	"now that's an even bigger lie" quite the contrary. my first sentiment was half lie half truth. my second one was full truth.
deathofasalesman 12.16.19	this is an attempt to make me bitter and i just won't stand for it
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.16.19	Lol my first comment was mildly baity but I truly like pink cellphone better than the entirety of diamond eyes
oltnabrick 12.16.19	it is actually a good song
oltnabrick 12.16.19	just realized i havent listened to deftones in like 2 years lol
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.16.19	Yeah probs tied with mein for best song here
oltnabrick 12.16.19	id say Saturday Night Wrist is my least fav deftones album but all three albums after are worse lol
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.16.19	It's my fav but yeah everything they've done since has been trash
oltnabrick 12.16.19	thumb up
Valkoor952 12.16.19	"Pink Cellphone and Mein tied for best songs here" "Pink Cellphone better than the entirety of DE" You can always rely on Pots' mother lode of truly awful takes
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.16.19	Hard pill to swallow i know, but if you take Deftones seriously enough that you can't appreciate Pink Cellphone, or especially if Pink Cellphone actually offends you, there is a 100% guarantee that you have juvenile taste in music. The band is literally Powerman 5000 tier. This shit is for kids. If you haven't grown out of Deftones by the time you're done puberty it doesn't even matter if my takes trigger you because you're just straight up out-classed.
Space Jester 12.16.19	Maybe he just has a different opinion about this subjective topic or something
Space Jester 12.16.19	Damn rekt
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.16.19	Thats a very reasonable theory and I think Valkoor should take note but in this instance I think it's more reasonable to conclude that I'm just better.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.16.19	Buttsex, handjob and british people jokes are all more mature than the bands entire output
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.16.19	Dudes have been dead ass dressing and styling themselves like Gui Ferrari since the early 90s. Chingy Moringy almost 50 now and he still looks like his favourite band is Creed. Should stick to acting, I didn't mind him in Heroes
Tyler. 12.16.19	deftones is not a good band
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.16.19	I wonder wear 50 year old chingo buys his sick ass wallet chains
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.16.19	chingy so fucking old his goatee is balding.
Valkoor952 12.16.19	"Hard pill to swallow i know, but if you take Deftones seriously enough that you can't appreciate Pink Cellphone, or especially if Pink Cellphone actually offends you, there is a 100% guarantee that you have juvenile taste in music. The band is literally Powerman 5000 tier. This shit is for kids. If you haven't grown out of Deftones by the time you're done puberty it doesn't even matter if my takes trigger you because you're just straight up out-classed." You don't score internet points or look particularly cool when you do an imaginary dissertation on my personality based on some retarded half-assed assumptions you just came up with. I don't even know how you come up with this shit, when none of it even remotely lands. Truth is I like Pink Cellphone and I've never had a problem with it (at the very least it offending me lmao), but saying it's better than the entirety of DE and it's the best song on SNW is just a hilariously bad take on all accounts.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.16.19	thats not even a joke his chin has male pattern baldness google it
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.16.19	@valkoor you don't score internet points or look particularly cool when you get butthurt over blatant bait super chief
Tyler. 12.16.19	https://news.sagacom.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/3/files/2017/05/chinomoreno930149496985.jpg
Valkoor952 12.16.19	inb4 all the "music is subjective" yada no fucking shit, doesn't mean I can't take the piss out of an opinion I perceive to be awful in a number of ways
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.16.19	" 5.0 classic Deftones Diamond Eyes Simplistic in its nature yet incredibly effective, Diamond Eyes works on nearly every level. Deftones Saturday Night Wrist I hate all of my sputnik friends, they all lack taste sometimes. Interpol Turn on the Bright Lights John Williams Star Wars, Episode III: Revenge of the Sith It's John Wiliams and it's Star Wars, need I say more ? John Williams Star Wars, Episode VI: Return of the Jedi John Williams Star Wars, Episode IV: A New Hope Queens of the Stone Age ...Like Clockwork System of a Down System of a Down Tool Lateralus Tool Ænima" lmao imaginary dissertation my ass, your taste just crawled out of daycare and your attitude needs a blankie
Valkoor952 12.16.19	"@valkoor you don't score internet points or look particularly cool when you get butthurt over blatant bait super chief" "you just got blatantly baited by my two-paragraph long autistic disseration of you that def wasn't a triggered self-defense response to your own bait in the first place bro"
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.16.19	go steam press your cargo shorts, mega-dork
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.16.19	I could see how those would be considered paragraphs in a childrens book
Valkoor952 12.16.19	@Pots you just unironically posted my 5's, and you tell me I'm the butthurt one lmfao Dude go to sleep, there are better places to seek validation than here
ArsMoriendi 12.16.19	So I never liked Deftones, but I just realized that this "Mein" song features Serj and SoaD is a pretty fun band (especially their first album) and I'm like halfway through it now and Serj hasn't come in yet. LAAAME Wait he just came in and he's just singing slowly like a drone. What a waste of Mr. Tankien, why even have him on the song at all if he's not going to do what he does best? This is worse than when Maynard's vocals pissed all over a perfectly good Rage Against the Machine song :\|
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.16.19	why are you so self-centered that you think i was even talking about you personally? i was talking about ALL deftones fans silly goose
hal1ax 12.16.19	imagine being as bitter as valkoor is about someone making fun of deftones online
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.16.19	@valknor You don't score internet points or look particularly cool when you do an imaginary dissertation on my personality based on some retarded half-assed assumptions you just came up with.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.16.19	Dude go to sleep, there are better places to seek validation than here
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.16.19	https://www.amazon.ca/Men-Cargo-Shorts/b?ie=UTF8&node=10287308011
Valkoor952 12.16.19	"I could see how those would be considered paragraphs in a childrens book" aw SNAP, le stupid cHiLd lol xd also, you don't actually know what a fucking pargaraph is my fucking sides, honestly
hal1ax 12.16.19	Deftones Diamond Eyes Simplistic in its nature yet incredibly effective, Diamond Eyes works on nearly every level. Deftones Saturday Night Wrist I hate all of my sputnik friends, they all lack taste sometimes.Deftones Diamond Eyes Simplistic in its nature yet incredibly effective, Diamond Eyes works on nearly every level. Deftones Saturday Night Wrist I hate all of my sputnik friends, they all lack taste sometimes.Deftones Diamond Eyes Simplistic in its nature yet incredibly effective, Diamond Eyes works on nearly every level. Deftones Saturday Night Wrist I hate all of my sputnik friends, they all lack taste sometimes.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.16.19	Pink Cellphone >>>>> the rest of SNW >>>>>> No Koi Soi Boi >>>>Gore>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Diamond eyes
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.16.19	take big slow breaths valk ull live through this big boi
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.16.19	a DiSsErTaTiOn!
Valkoor952 12.16.19	https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/paragraph
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.16.19	https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/dissertation
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.16.19	" aw SNAP, le stupid cHiLd lol xd also, you don't actually know what a fucking pargaraph is my fucking sides, honestly" cant believ u wer so trigr u write 3 paragraph
Valkoor952 12.16.19	imagine thinking that's a comeback
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.16.19	non ironyically haha ouchie my ribs
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.16.19	imagine being valkoor
Valkoor952 12.16.19	sounds real fun man
ArsMoriendi 12.16.19	Oh man you can cut the sexual tension between Potsy and Valhalla with a knife
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.16.19	ya bet flinging premature wrist-shots at computer images of chingo moringo and getting triggered af about bands made for toddlers is fun as shit lmao
Tyler. 12.16.19	u really cant
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.16.19	yo peace out tho velkner get some ointment on those tendie nip nips bb gurl
Valkoor952 12.16.19	"ya bet flinging premature wrist-shots at computer images of chingo moringo and getting triggered af about bands made for toddlers is fun as shit lmao" god you're so fucking cringe "yo peace out tho velkner get some ointment on those tendie nip nips bb gurl" will do, bb chief
oltnabrick 12.16.19	Simplistic in its nature yet incredibly effective, Diamond Eyes works on nearly every level.
deathofasalesman 12.16.19	this thread sure depreciated
el_newg 12.16.19	taking the shit pots says literally and having a negative reaction is really not a good look sorry valk
EphemeralEternity 12.16.19	Please do not say bad ting about chingy mingy and the dead phone
hal1ax 12.16.19	chingus moringus
Morningrise767 12.16.19	Calm down Harry Potter
Space Jester 12.16.19	It’s 4am what am I doing
CugnoBrasso 12.16.19	I'm still waiting for the tips to get Indian babes.
DadKungFu 12.18.19	Tip 1: be Indian. Get a marriage arranged by your family. Tip 2: Talk to an Indian babe. Find out her interests. Ask for her number. Take her on a date.
DadKungFu 12.18.19	Tip 3: Talk to an Indian babe. Ask her how she feels about Pink Cellphone. Play it for her when she says she hasn't heard of it. Indian babes love this.
oltnabrick 12.19.19	top kek
JohnnyoftheWell 09.28.23	fuck you
DadKungFu 09.28.23	weird-ass necrobump have zero memory of posting itt
Koris 09.28.23	Kinda surprised I never posted on it tbh