MikeyPalmice: Why aliens haven't attacked earth yet

MikeyPalmice 12.02.19	Thanks Lars, we owe you one.
Source 12.02.19	pretty sure lars is an alien
Deathconscious 12.02.19	I blame Trump.
bloc 12.02.19	I haven't given the signal yet
zaruyache 12.02.19	the Dark Forest Theory is a good answer to the Fermi Paradox
JeetJeet 12.02.19	Who says they haven't already placed sleeper cells disguised as humans on Earth and arent already enacting their plan to destroy us from the inside?
Deathconscious 12.02.19	Read the Remembrance of Earth's Past series if you like hard sci fi and are interested in the Dark Forest theory. Some of the best books ive read in recent years.
Aerisavion 12.02.19	Well thanks Jeet, now I need to watch The Faculty.
TheNotrap 12.02.19	Probably because they're too far away and since warp speed may be a utopia, the first contact may never happen
Source 12.03.19	the faculty is amazing
Tundra 12.03.19	This is definitely factual
CaliggyJack 12.03.19	"The snare sound has libido-boosting properties on many aliens." This exactly how St. Anger is thank you for this.
Casavir 12.03.19	"cant destroy earth before getting that 3rd album" Oh, so it's never getting destroyed then, sick.
Deathconscious 12.03.19	Why havent aliens sucked my cock yet?
RogueNine 12.03.19	They took one look at this place and said naw.
Morningrise767 12.03.19	They haven't destroyed earth yet coz they can see how fucked we already are : )
sixdegrees 12.03.19	https://i.pinimg.com/originals/48/43/33/4843336587f42c173a39bb7b20fd18e5.jpg thats right
sixdegrees 12.03.19	https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSSSDmpEYtu4v6pEFZjoDfMqOMgJQuGmKOR7tVpdeQyoNjAfsxg&s one of my favorite star trek quotes
oltnabrick 12.03.19	aliens talk to me in my head they tell me to do bad things to good people ;)
Deathconscious 12.03.19	Oh boy
Coast 12.03.19	Billions of galaxies and it takes 1000s of years just to travel to the next star in our galaxy or maybe None So Vile.
TheNotrap 12.03.19	Considering that most of our leaders are imbeciles, if I were an alien I would run away from here as fast as I can
zakalwe 12.03.19	Aliens landed years back and are having a laugh seeing how easily we are manipulated and the fact we will shag anything, hence we’ve been cross bred with them. It’s what explains my tiny penis and telekinesis.
Source 12.03.19	i just want to know if da vinci had extraterrestrial knowledge of our alien dna that was created by jesus and mary
Deathconscious 12.03.19	@coast "Lets tune in, hear what this planet is all ab-" "GGTTHHRHRHGGGGGGAAHAHHHAAAGGGAAAAAHHH-" "Buncha fuckin weirdos."
MikeyPalmice 12.03.19	"It’s what explains my tiny penis and telekinesis." Wait, where's my telekinesis?
JoeTex 12.03.19	annunaki experiment
Coast 12.04.19	@Deathconscious yesss Lord Worm would freak them out!