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User
Reviews 6
Approval 100%
Soundoffs 144
News Articles 15
Band Edits + Tags 99
Album Edits 118
Album Ratings 3163
Objectivity 67%
Last Active 02-23-21 8:12 pm
Joined 02-14-18
Review Comments 11,486
| | Tools ranked | | 1 |  | MC Hammer
Greatest Hits
Hammer. Every toolbox must have one. Good for pushing, pulling, killing. Very nice. | | 2 |  | DJ Screw
Chapter 16 - Late Night Fuckin Yo Bitch
Screwdriver. Preferably phillips head. Used in so many different places for so many different things. Just about as important as the hammer | | 3 |  | Tape
Bodies
Tape Measure. Yeah I know some phones have this feature now, but its imperfect to say the least. Takes a minute to set up, needs lots of light, etc. Get a real tape measure. | | 4 |  | Boxcutter
The Dissolve
Boxcutter/Utility Knife. Another extremely versatile tool. From cardboard, to carpet, to your stupid step-son's achilles tendon, this can do it all. | | 5 |  | The Levellers
Hello Pig
Level. Do you want a crooked mirror on your wall? No you don't you fuckin mustard stain. Use a level when in doubt. | | 6 |  | Tool
Fear Inoculum
Not really all that necessary but can be useful at times. | |
butt.
09.05.19 | im sorry | starboystargirl
09.05.19 | i giggled | DungeonBoy
09.05.19 | 2 is 1 | butt.
09.05.19 | you're right actually | DoofDoof
09.05.19 | Spanner ranks higher than 6 too | Snake.
09.05.19 | tim allen is a fuckin' narc pass it on | butt.
09.05.19 | tim allen was arrested in my city long time ago for possessing a shitload of cocaine, really funny mugshot out there somewhere | Source
09.05.19 | Tim Allen is the best | Trifolium
09.05.19 | Hahaha!
What about Scissor Sisters?! | Sharkattack
09.05.19 | Where’s the drill ep? | butt.
09.05.19 | Sorry fellow handymen, the list is not comprehensive! But I appreciate your passion and DIY ethic | GhandhiLion
09.05.19 | SCIENCE IS A TOOL AND TOOL IS A SCIENCE | CaimanJesus
09.05.19 | Silly boy you need a Phillips and a Robertson | Source
09.05.19 | just avoid Ryobi and you should be good |
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