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Tools ranked
1MC Hammer
Greatest Hits

Hammer. Every toolbox must have one. Good for pushing, pulling, killing. Very nice.
2DJ Screw
Chapter 16 - Late Night Fuckin Yo Bitch

Screwdriver. Preferably phillips head. Used in so many different places for so many different things. Just about as important as the hammer

Tape Measure. Yeah I know some phones have this feature now, but its imperfect to say the least. Takes a minute to set up, needs lots of light, etc. Get a real tape measure.
The Dissolve

Boxcutter/Utility Knife. Another extremely versatile tool. From cardboard, to carpet, to your stupid step-son's achilles tendon, this can do it all.
5The Levellers
Hello Pig

Level. Do you want a crooked mirror on your wall? No you don't you fuckin mustard stain. Use a level when in doubt.
Fear Inoculum

Not really all that necessary but can be useful at times.
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