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"What music do you like?" - How do you answer?

Alright Sputnikers, how do you answer the "What music do you like?" question to commoners. Genuinely curious! List is digs and/or stuff that felt appropriate with the description
The Sleep of Reason

You don't give a fuck. You embrace your obscure taste and talk about an obscure mathy post-hardcore band from Ireland. Sure to be met with blank stares, but you don't care. You're cool so you gotta let em know it and if they walk away slowly, it's their loss.
2Devin Townsend Project

You start with the word "heavy" or "metal" and ramble on for a few seconds until they say "Screamo?????" and you're just like "yeah". If you're "lucky" they'll talk about how much they love that let the bodies hit the floor song.
3Carly Rae Jepsen

You gotta plug in the fact that you like some weird stuff but you end it with your pop queen to maintain an approachable demeanor.
4Moving Mountains

You know they're cool so you hit em with your recent digs and some all time faves. Us nerds are not alone.
5The Smashing Pumpkins
Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness

You give your most popular favorite even if you know they only know them for their most popular song if anything. They know the name so you can move the conversation on in a positive way but that's it.
6Taylor Swift

You talk about the radio and insert an actually relevant artist into the conversation. You're too afraid to actually admit that you like kissy kissy goo goo and skull squisher but at least you're having a positive conversation that may or most likely may not be about music you really enjoy.
7The Contortionist

Condescending - you don't know The Contortionist?? get your shitty not even music Lil Nas X music outta here. loser
8Icarus The Owl
Pilot Waves

You show them! Just because they haven't heard of the best band in the world, Icarus The Owl, doesn't mean they won't love it! you fanboy a little too much because you love this conversation but after hearing it, they totally get you.
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