sharkshanna: don’t have sex

sharkshanna 07.22.19	Yeah we had to replay this playlist a couple times cuz labor is fucking long i guess
Deez 07.22.19	yeah pretty long usually 9 months I read
Relinquished 07.22.19	eh the first few months aren't that bad, then again my job in that garden was done long ago lol. kids are a gift to suffer love and patience with.
sharkshanna 07.22.19	Haha wtf not pregnancy- like the actual having the baby part. Dear god if I had a nine month labor I woulda given up having babies forever.
sharkshanna 07.22.19	Yeah kids are a pretty sweet deal man. I’m happy to have another. I also work at a preschool- can’t escape em
Relinquished 07.22.19	I'm the kind of guy that enjoys seeing the finish line after the process but that's hell of a finish line to surpass. at least never again right(?), that's what I keep telling myself for now.
Deez 07.22.19	My mate said when she had her first it was amazing. Best thing ever she said the 2nd it became such a slog. So much harder. Im sitting here and old man with his shrivelled nuts and dead sperm. Content to be the cool uncle.
Relinquished 07.22.19	I prob would've adopted later on if that was the choice my genes are too good to let die apparently
suddykilljaywalkers 07.22.19	uh
Deez 07.22.19	Yeah always a possibility. I doubt it though. I dont earn enough to keep a family. Im too selfish.
whalebone 07.22.19	Congratulations!!
Kompys2000 07.22.19	Oh wow it's been a hot minute since I've listened to 19
Uzumaki 07.22.19	Congrats!
RolyPoly 07.22.19	I dont agree with abstinence education I worked at an elementary school for 5 years, you really see and hear things, some children are not so innocent
sharkshanna 07.22.19	Ok. Cool. I don’t either. I think I was just more joking. Like it’s probably better than “labor playlist” or “I listened to this as a baby came out” Hahaha no kids are not innocent. Some of them are kinda gross to be honest.
artiswar 07.22.19	2 fucks.
JayEnder 07.22.19	"don't have unprotected sex" fixed it for you
outliers 07.22.19	what's a sex
Dedes 07.22.19	I didn't know people had labor playlists
Slex 07.22.19	Sex is gross tbh, not even ONCE
Kompys2000 07.22.19	Yea sex is great but have u tried NOT having sex??
Ambrosian 07.22.19	Solid advice, congrats btw
osmark86 07.22.19	for now I'm perfectly content to be able to visit my friends and their kids. having my own can wait just a little longer ^^. not giving up sex though.
ArsMoriendi 07.23.19	Pretty sure the kinda sex I have isn't getting anyone pregnant
Uzumaki 07.23.19	Until you wake up one morning and find your hand is pregnant.
ArsMoriendi 07.23.19	Yeah, masturbating... that’s what I meant by that
Dedes 07.23.19	Ars is hella gay my guy
guitarded_chuck 07.23.19	u dont have to tell these people to not have sex
Sharkattack 07.23.19	Fuck condoms! Premarital sex is the best!
starboystargirl 07.23.19	congrats on the little blessing
CygnusX1 07.23.19	FCPMSITSGEPGEPGEP congrats
DDDeftoneDDD 07.23.19	I assumed all users here are guys... Congrats Sharkshannah. I'm a recent dad now, its awesome leave this lousy job, arrive home and get that 4 month little girl huge smile...its really something...then I go wash the dishes, walk the dog, do the laundry etc...but that smile is irreplaceable!
RolyPoly 07.23.19	Based on interactions with me, the only sex chuck gets is when he slips something into some girls drink at the bar.
budgie 07.23.19	roasted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WretchedCacophony 07.23.19	listen to some Aborted and they'll come out quicker
PunchforPunch 07.23.19	Damn, that's pretty good.
StrikeOfTheBeast 07.23.19	Demolition Hammer - Aborticide
Uzumaki 07.23.19	Here I go and make a perfectly innocuous joke and it gets ruined by reality... FR Ars, no offense intended at all.
Tyler. 07.23.19	u dont have to tell these people to not have sex preach brother
Larkinhill 07.23.19	You’re 20 years too late.
JayEnder 07.23.19	"Listen to some Aborted and they'll come out quicker" Fucking killed me man
sharkshanna 07.26.19	u dont have to tell these people to not have sex lol yeah
sharkshanna 07.26.19	DDDeftoneDDD nah- there’s some chicks. You just never know unless they say something like “I’m pregnant” haha. congrats man. Those little shits are bundles of joy (and shit). Ha. I have a super sweet 18 month old right now so I hope he stays that way when #2 comes around
Deathconscious 07.26.19	Have sex all you want, that's what abortions are for.
Deathconscious 07.26.19	"u dont have to tell these people to not have sex" I was going to ironically make this joke, but i thought even that would be lame by now. And then came chuck, master of subtlety, meathead-isms aplenty.
Tyler. 07.26.19	no chcuck goes to the gym
Deathconscious 07.26.19	Actually it is a bad thing, a reduction in population is needed.
StrikeOfTheBeast 07.26.19	"Actually it is a bad thing, a reduction in population is needed." Scientists say we'll never populate past 10 billion so we'll see what happens I guess.
oltnabrick 07.26.19	u just gotta keep fucking and hitting reset on your virginity
StrikeOfTheBeast 07.26.19	"u just gotta keep fucking and hitting reset on your virginity" LMAO
Deathconscious 07.26.19	"implying creating life is a bad thing" Implying creating life is inherently a good thing no matter what.
StrikeOfTheBeast 07.26.19	Why create life when you can take lives and conquer the world?
StrikeOfTheBeast 07.26.19	If you get up in the morning and think the future is going to be better, it is a bright day.
Deathconscious 07.26.19	"yasssssssssss Adolf gets it" I dont think you do, though.
budgie 07.26.19	"I dont think you do, though." fucking ROASTEEEEEEEEEEEED
Space Jester 07.26.19	“I held the door open at a local gas station for a pregnant woman and she didn't say thanks. In fact, she sighed. Oh, life is hard harboring a child inside of you I'm sure, but when someone is kind enough to open the door for you, kindly shut the fuck up with the sighs. I get it, you're entitled and to be praised constantly. Spare me. Be polite and say thanks and give credit when it's due or go get it aborted. Yeah, my pussy hurts too, deal with it somehow.” - The dude championing bringing life into the world itt
Deathconscious 07.26.19	Hahahaha
Meridiu5 07.26.19	“Actually it is a bad thing, a reduction in population is needed.” Nahh, just for poor people esp africa “Implying creating life is inherently a good thing no matter what.” I feel like we should be biased because we were all born
Deathconscious 07.26.19	"Nahh, just for poor people esp africa" Their carbon footprint is much smaller, id rather it were some Americans tbh.
kevbogz 07.26.19	kill it
calmrose 07.26.19	"go get it aborted"
Deathconscious 07.26.19	"I feel like we should be biased because we were all born" Where all my suicidal sputbois at, back me up.
Space Jester 07.26.19	Pregnant women are amazing unless they are slightly rude to me cause I’ll use any excuse I can get to be misogynistic against those gold-digging whores
Space Jester 07.26.19	I’m just being real
StrikeOfTheBeast 07.26.19	yikers
Viriathus 07.26.19	Thanks whitepridenationwide for the lessons on etiquette
StrikeOfTheBeast 07.26.19	That alt was pretty funny though.
calmrose 07.26.19	yeah if you're a fucking moron because racism is so funny bro
Viriathus 07.26.19	Which explains why he thinks its funny
StrikeOfTheBeast 07.26.19	Well as a certified moron, I find joking racist implications to be chuckle worthy.
naughtcturnal 07.26.19	sex is boooooooring
StrikeOfTheBeast 07.26.19	Maybe you can submit that to JesusHitler. He'll be proud of my copypasta worthiness. Eh fuck it I will.
Deathconscious 07.26.19	I hate to use this word because i think it gets misused a lot, but aiwaz comes off as a misogynist (not just basing it off of this post, theres plenty more).
Deathconscious 07.26.19	"racism is so funny bro" Anything can be funny in the right context, dont be a baby.
RolyPoly 07.26.19	Not all life is precious, aiwaz is a perfect example of that
naughtcturnal 07.26.19	Also, mosquitoes
StrikeOfTheBeast 07.26.19	"Not all life is precious" That explains dumpster babies. The existence of mosquitoes is enough to question the existence of God tbh
Space Jester 07.26.19	“Anything can be funny in the right context, dont be a baby.” Pretty sure no-context racism was what was being referred to
StrikeOfTheBeast 07.26.19	“Anything can be funny in the right context, dont be a baby.” [2] Some people around here need to loosen up a bit and laugh at stupid shit sometimes.
SteakByrnes 07.26.19	Yea more people on this site need to hate women and be racist
StrikeOfTheBeast 07.26.19	"Yea more people on this site need to hate women and be racist" I thought a lot of us already were. /0_o
StrikeOfTheBeast 07.26.19	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSTC8K05ytc
StrikeOfTheBeast 07.26.19	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53hmczCwHfc
StrikeOfTheBeast 07.26.19	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfGroVcIWVk
StrikeOfTheBeast 07.26.19	Sorry ahead of time Hanna! It's only bad humor!
J() Alexander 07.26.19	"Their carbon footprint is much smaller, id rather it were some Americans tbh." Let's just delete New Y*rk from existence.
StrikeOfTheBeast 07.26.19	"Their carbon footprint is much smaller, id rather it were some Americans tbh." Let's just delete New Y*rk from existence." I'm from New York mothafucka! Da fuck's da matta wichyu?
budgie 07.26.19	climate change is depressing
Viriathus 07.26.19	"guise i no mysogyny me liek a femoid dat maeks da myooziks"
budgie 07.26.19	guys i listen to hope sandoval so i can't be sexist you idiots
Meridiu5 07.26.19	"Their carbon footprint is much smaller, id rather it were some Americans tbh." Carbon isn't a threat. The carbon ppm was 1000 during the cenezoic and the water level was the same.
SteakByrnes 07.26.19	You argue with people like a 2007 youtube comment
budgie 07.26.19	"Carbon isn't a threat. The carbon ppm was 1000 during the cenezoic and the water level was the same." ghgs arent a threat boys lets pack up
Deathconscious 07.26.19	"Let's just delete New Y*rk from existence." aight Kim, do whatchu gotta do.
Deathconscious 07.26.19	Yea more people on this site need to hate women and be racist [2]
Deathconscious 07.26.19	guys i listen to hope sandoval so i can't be sexist you idiots [2]
Deathconscious 07.26.19	"Carbon isn't a threat. The carbon ppm was 1000 during the cenezoic and the water level was the same." "the environment is fine."
Meridiu5 07.26.19	My favorite part of engineering school was listening to my professors rag on retarded climate change alarmists
Deathconscious 07.26.19	id be afraid to use any sort of technology or structure they worked on, yikes.
MO 07.26.19	just had sex 0/10 list
iglu 07.26.19	st. vincent sucks
Meridiu5 07.27.19	congrats on the bebe
ArsMoriendi 07.28.19	"Let's just delete New Y*rk from existence." Why are you censoring York? Is it a curse now? Also, as a native Long Islander: fuck off NY is better than wherever you're from probably
StrikeOfTheBeast 07.28.19	You're from Long Island too? DUDE what part?
ArsMoriendi 07.28.19	Islip lol
StrikeOfTheBeast 07.28.19	Lindenhurst boiiii
ArsMoriendi 07.28.19	Damn that's only like 4 towns over Unless you count rich people microtown bullshit like Brightwaters
StrikeOfTheBeast 07.28.19	yeah a couple people I work with were from Long Island too, and like half of Florida is from New York as is. lol
ArsMoriendi 07.28.19	Neat
Nerdurosis 07.28.19	anal
budgie 07.28.19	u can get pregarnet from anal u DUM
sharkshanna 07.28.19	Hey I’m back- sorry I was straight up puking for three days straight. I don’t know what happened here but looks like y’all are more of a mess than me rn. Honestly, I wouldn’t expect anything less, sputnik
J() Alexander 07.28.19	"Why are you censoring York? Is it a curse now?" Yes. "Also, as a native Long Islander: fuck off NY is better than wherever you're from probably" No. My country is shit but least it isn't New Y*rk.