accompliceofmydeath
06.05.19 | Dang, that means he's better than so many users. He's sitting pretty close to the top. |
Papa Universe
06.05.19 | but, I mean, some of these are unbeatable. your stakes are too high |
Snake.
06.05.19 | is this a statement on how bad torts is as a user or a statement on how good the users listed here are hmmmm |
butt.
06.05.19 | I'll leave it up to interpretation! |
Sinternet
06.05.19 | i thought only relevant users were supposed to make threads like this |
deathschool
06.05.19 | neg |
Larkinhill
06.05.19 | 7 is 1. |
MebalZahari
06.05.19 | lol |
0xME
06.05.19 | gottem |
butt.
06.05.19 | It sounded much LESS cool in my head |
SymbolicInTime
06.05.19 | I can dig |
ArsMoriendi
06.06.19 | LOVEANDACCEPTANCE neither loves nor accepts anyone |
sixdegrees
06.06.19 | soooo whose alt are you |
Slex
06.06.19 | There are some lists that are alpha and some lists that are beta
This is a list |
Deathconscious
06.06.19 | salt? |
sixdegrees
06.06.19 | https://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/showthread.php?p=19335744#post19335744
please turn yourself in |
J() Alexander
06.06.19 | @ButtBoy
u mean |
SoulFunction
06.06.19 | wtf is a spongecore |
Slex
06.06.19 | Looks like we got a weenie here |
SymbolicInTime
06.06.19 | You gotta have muscles on your EYEBALLS |
Gnocchi
06.06.19 | I miss Skele |
JustJoe.
06.06.19 | Users who are better than LOVE |
butt.
06.06.19 | there are at least 7 comments on this list that have me completely lost
i am the dumb |
JustJoe.
06.06.19 | *spongebob quotes* |
butt.
06.06.19 | those are the comments that do make sense lol |
JustJoe.
06.06.19 | Now I must know which ones otherwise it’s gonna bother me. |
hal1ax
06.06.19 | torts is my guy |
butt.
06.06.19 | > salt
> list has been closed by moderators (dude's only comment???)
> please turn yourself in link
> I miss skele |
butt.
06.06.19 | Also LOVEANDACCEPTANCE started a rec thread today and when people actually gave him recs he would call them retarded faggots and freak out like a 4 year old, so if he's "your guy" then man let me tell ya, there are better guys out there. every interaction I've had with him ends with outdated slurs and bitch moaning lol |
JustJoe.
06.06.19 | > are you jealous of torts in some way or “salty”?
> please close this list it serves little purpose & or an above-mentioned comment already said all that should be said on said subject
> are you an alt because this is quite possibly an alt type of list & if so then possibly identify yourself to the overlords of our wonderful site
> shoutout skeletor aka the god of alts
Okay goodnight, I’m sleepy. |
butt.
06.06.19 | thank you lol
half the lists here intentionally serve no purpose so I'm okay with this |
JustJoe.
06.06.19 | bless.
🙏 |
hal1ax
06.06.19 | idk you might be takin his shtick a little too seriously. |
butt.
06.06.19 | I only wish it were a shtick tho, he attacks everyone and starts shit for nothing. every single comment is something negative and annoying. He even deleted that thread after completely derailing it |
butt.
06.06.19 | whatever, goodnight lads |
SymbolicInTime
06.06.19 | Being insufferable is not a good shtick |
butt.
06.06.19 | ^ |
ArsMoriendi
06.06.19 | Hey ButtBoy, do you like butts? |
butt.
06.06.19 | you could say I'm a fan |
YakNips
06.06.19 | yikes |
MELONADE13
06.06.19 | cowardice will be met with blind internet aggression. |
JayEnder
06.06.19 | Amy Schumer would be a better user than loveandacceptance |
MELONADE13
06.06.19 | she'd certainly have better music taste than your ass, she is very welcome in my book off that alone |
YakNips
06.06.19 | tbh at least torts provides content unlike some users |
Pikazilla
06.06.19 | To be fair, most of his ratings are pop punk and metalcore, which explains his often retarded behaviour. |
Demon of the Fall
06.06.19 | Burn |
MELONADE13
06.06.19 | i listen to like three bands that qualify as pop punk regularly if that, and not really metalcore as much as it is mxc tinged hardcore, but nice try I guess
coming from a person that just rated every sigur ros album, that's pretty grand |
butt.
06.06.19 | Lolololol I love it |
MELONADE13
06.06.19 | hop off dick |
butt.
06.06.19 | Also please name one piece of actual content he has provided aside from one review that has 20% pos |
Sinternet
06.06.19 | when people don't know the history of the legendary torts smh |
Sinternet
06.06.19 | bring back -torts posting |
MELONADE13
06.06.19 | sounds like someone has only been on the site for 1 of my 35 fucking accounts lmao but that's cool we still gravy over here -torts |
Demon of the Fall
06.06.19 | Imagine being bothered enough to create 35 accounts, I'm actually somewhat impressed by the persistence shown here. |
butt.
06.06.19 | or maybe I've been here for seven years but don't give a shit about how many accounts you create lol? why am I supposed to follow your life every time you get banned for being a dumbass |
JustJoe.
06.06.19 | can’t we all just get along?
-- me |
JustJoe.
06.06.19 | I can respect that. |
butt.
06.06.19 | nobody here is doing that |
MELONADE13
06.06.19 | "why am I supposed to follow your life every time you get banned for being a dumbass"
another stupid case of you projecting things I didnt say. YOU blatantly put out there, "what content has he delivered?" if you knew my shit, then you'd know, IDIOT. easy answer |
butt.
06.06.19 | you talk about yourself like you're a celebrity, sit down mate. never heard of you |
MELONADE13
06.06.19 | then you haven't been on the site. point blank period. you are pretty much the only active user that wouldn't know. lmao |
butt.
06.06.19 | "join date 2018" bro you've clearly never heard of my other 35 accounts |
Sinternet
06.06.19 | put some respeck on torts name motherfucker this man created sputnik |
butt.
06.06.19 | also, did you know it's possible that maybe we don't participate in the same type of album threads???? hmmmm wow. I mean hell, Papa just found out who chan is. dude has been writing legendary reviews here for like a decade. so it happens |
MELONADE13
06.06.19 | because you aren't a noteworthy human. you dont contribute anything of note to the site. you're a paper bag amongst men. YOU'RE the exact type of person no one would have EVER heard of. can't fuckin relate |
MELONADE13
06.06.19 | and I second what sin said, me and mx had a HELL of a time back when I was like 5 |
butt.
06.06.19 | "you dont contribute anything of note to the site." can we define this once and for all? aside from commenting/reviewing/lists, what other types of content can one provide? because I've kinda covered all those bases |
butt.
06.06.19 | so did "torts" actually have some character and insight on this site back before the tragedy that was LOVEANDACCEPTANCE (rip)? Because damn I'd love to have a real conversation with the guy but every thread I've ever seen him on ends with him crying and pissing everyone off. |
butt.
06.06.19 | so at what point was he actually contributing to the site and not just being a dick to everyone he encounters? also why dont y'all just use one account so we dont have to keep track of everyone's alts goddamn |
SymbolicInTime
06.06.19 | What a thread |
butt.
06.06.19 | Hey I've learned a lot today. None of it was particularly useful or interesting, but I learned a lot. |
SymbolicInTime
06.06.19 | I just cant get over someone creating an alt explicitly for the purpose of shitting on you lol
What a time to be alive |
butt.
06.06.19 | Eh, that's probably not too uncommon. I'm honored it was me this time |
kalkwiese
06.06.19 | LOVEMENACCEPTANCE |
butt.
06.06.19 | ayyyy |
MELONADE13
06.06.19 | you wanna have an actual conversation? go ahead. I have A LOT more to say than just bullying you and pissin and moanin, I just know my worth and dont talk my 100% to people that present themselves to me in a bitchmade way |
Pikazilla
06.06.19 | Wait, did loveandacceptance get banned? |
TheClansman95
06.06.19 | seems so. |
butt.
06.06.19 | yes. he was asking for pop punk recs, people suggested TSSF and Menzingers, and he started calling us faggots and idiots and screaming in all caps. Real insightful contributor right there. |
MELONADE13
06.06.19 | yet you're recommending tssf and menzingers on sputnikmusic.com. pick up a dictionary and look up irony |
butt.
06.06.19 | I recommended Menzingers because you said you wanted more bands like TWY. I'm literally seeing Menzingers in a bar next month, so yeah, not everyone knows about them. And as someone pointed out, they weren't even in your ratings after you said "check my ratings before recommending" |
butt.
06.06.19 | lmfao |
JustJoe.
06.06.19 | this war wages on |
butt.
06.06.19 | it's okay, he'll find a way to get himself banned before the end of the day |
MELONADE13
06.06.19 | daft in the head. everyone has heard of menzingers. if you think there's someone on this site who hasn't heard of them you're just THICK in the head |
butt.
06.06.19 | yeah I'm thicc alright |
butt.
06.06.19 | oh, but the real point is, if someone takes time out of their day to participate in your rec thread then maybe dont call them a faggot? idk, just general human decency |
MELONADE13
06.06.19 | I didn't call you that because you participated. I called you that because you were being a moron after participating |
butt.
06.06.19 | It's 2019 my dude, cut that shit out |
MELONADE13
06.06.19 | you straight? cause I sure ain't and don't wanna hear for a second a straighty tellin me nothin what to say in NO year
and I ain't your fuckin dude |
butt.
06.06.19 | what are you even going on about
goodbye |
MELONADE13
06.06.19 | deflection because you met a point you can't touch
log out forever loser |
J() Alexander
06.06.19 | Lmao. |
Ryus
06.06.19 | yikes |
MELONADE13
06.06.19 | https://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?memberid=1142493 |
Ryus
06.06.19 | good thing im not white |
MELONADE13
06.06.19 | still applies |
Relinquished
06.06.19 | jk when I said bring back melonade |
hal1ax
06.06.19 | this thread needs a feature |
SymbolicInTime
06.06.19 | I like how you give Butt a hard time for deflecting when that's LITERALLY all your prior comment was. Just because someone doesn't humor your nonsensical comebacks it doesn't mean they "met a point they cant touch" |
MELONADE13
06.06.19 | how was what I said a fucking nonsensical comment? he got mad at me for saying faggot so I retorted with the fact of the matter. that's nonsensical? |
SymbolicInTime
06.06.19 | He got mad at you for being a rude prick for no reason. I.e. lacking human decency. I dont think it was 100% because of the use of the word faggot. You retorted with nothing other than if your sexuality doesn't match mine, dont talk. I would call that nonsensical, yes. |
butt.
06.06.19 | yeah I dont give a shit who you wanna sleep with. Just be better. |
Sinternet
06.06.19 | i will not hear another word against torts or you will all be IP banned |
JoeTex
06.06.19 | butt wins |
Relinquished
06.06.19 | I know your lack of chin can't block his dick out of your mouth sint but at least try |
MELONADE13
06.06.19 | "I dont think it was 100% because of the use of the word faggot."
then why would the comment be proceeded by "it's 2019"? I know you might have no clue about the nuances of the english language, but that's called context that infers the subject of his statement. moron, grasping for straws [288585829208] |
SoulFunction
06.06.19 | I have so many questions |
Sinternet
06.06.19 | thats it relinq your ip banned |
MELONADE13
06.06.19 | ip ban sowing next |
butt.
06.06.19 | ok now you fucked up |
Sinternet
06.06.19 | mussoliniseason is down, im taking requests |
Pikazilla
06.06.19 | I have so many questions
This is what I've gathered so far:
torts, LOVEANDACCEPTANCE and MELONADE13 are the same person. The second account of the ones listed got banned for impolite behaviour. Based on his music ratings, Sinternet is a man who has either failed or not yet sat his GCSEs. He is also the man who offers his black-haired bum for penetration to torts aka LOVEANDACCEPTANCE aka MELONADE13. I have not yet figured out how sach ties in with the whole story. Investigation pending. |
SteakByrnes
06.06.19 | "yes. he was asking for pop punk recs, people suggested TSSF and Menzingers, and he started calling us faggots and idiots and screaming in all caps. Real insightful contributor right there."
Tbf I would be mad if I ever got rec'd TSSF too |
Sinternet
06.06.19 | interesting take for someone with the most basic entry level ratings ever seen |
SteakByrnes
06.06.19 | Nice chin |
butt.
06.06.19 | @steak let me show you an obscure hardcore punk band called "Neck Deep" |
SteakByrnes
06.06.19 | True love is neck deep |
Pikazilla
06.06.19 | interesting take for someone with the most basic entry level ratings ever seen
Insightful analysis from someone who 5'd los campesinos, coldplay, the killers and blur. |
MELONADE13
06.06.19 | it's hilarious, because while sin can release/believe a pop act can make good music, your 5's just absolutely SCREAM "look at my super cool obscure ratings", while simultaneously giving away that you dont listen to shit except what sput likes. get off your high horse |
Sinternet
06.06.19 | would maybe have more impact if anyone knew who the fuck you were
|
sixdegrees
06.06.19 | detective pikazilla on the case |
Pikazilla
06.06.19 | it's hilarious, because while sin can release/believe a pop act can make good music, your 5's just absolutely SCREAM "look at my super cool obscure ratings", while simultaneously giving away that you dont listen to shit except what sput likes. get off your high horse
My ratings are not obscure at all. In fact, Sinternet was right pointing out that they are entry level. I listen to a bit from every genre, but I don't know much when it comes to underground stuff. |
MELONADE13
06.06.19 | then shut the fuck up? |
Pikazilla
06.06.19 | get off your high horse
Is that what you tell Sinternet when you are about to bend him over and shove your blond-pubed dick in his asshole |
sixdegrees
06.06.19 | cringe |
Pikazilla
06.06.19 | yeah, that's what them scene kids do innit |
Sinternet
06.06.19 | im sorry who r u |
Sinternet
06.06.19 | is this an alt of some kind |
Sinternet
06.06.19 | i always knew ars had a vindictive streak in him |
butt.
06.06.19 | all in favor of letting this thread die say aye |
sixdegrees
06.06.19 | reported everyone itt just now |
kalkwiese
06.06.19 | MENONADE |
ArsMoriendi
06.06.19 | I've been vindictive already on my main account, why would I need an alt for that? |
MELONADE13
06.06.19 | because joke. |
ArsMoriendi
06.06.19 | is torts finally acknowledging his age with that username? |
MELONADE13
06.06.19 | I mean I went right back so you tell me |
SymbolicInTime
06.06.19 | "I dont think it was 100% because of the use of the word faggot."
"then why would the comment be proceeded by "it's 2019"? I know you might have no clue about the nuances of the english language, but that's called context that infers the subject of his statement. moron, grasping for straws [288585829208]"
I mean, honestly, I just assumed he meant being an obnoxious, angry, egdelord for no reason was outdated. Whereas back in the mid 90s/early 2000s/a time period other than 2019 those sorts of dark angry types were more heavily portrayed in pop culture. I'm not grasping at all, you're just trying to find any excuse possible to make your insolence seem justified. |
kalkwiese
06.06.19 | Buttmen |
Larkinhill
06.06.19 | Aye |
RolyPoly
06.06.19 | uhhhh |
ArsMoriendi
06.07.19 | *People in this thread trying to justify calling each other faggots as an insult*
Fuck, just shut down this website now, |
SoulFunction
06.07.19 | That's a bit dramatic |
J() Alexander
06.07.19 | He's always dramatic. |
StrikeOfTheBeast
06.07.19 | uh |
sixdegrees
06.12.19 | 2 is straight up slanderous |
dmp3131
06.13.19 | this site is cancer like god damn can't we all just listen to music and not be dicks or like nah |
Tyler.
06.13.19 | nah |
StrikeOfTheBeast
06.13.19 | "this site is cancer like god damn can't we all just listen to music and not be dicks or like nah"
Someone gets this man a check. |
sixdegrees
06.13.19 | check please |
dmp3131
06.13.19 | i mean he said nah and frankly i'll accept that. carry on |
Ryus
06.13.19 | is this where i ask for a username change |
Sinternet
09.13.19 | michael snoxall's hair |
kalkwiese
09.13.19 | Menyus |
