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Best Every Time I Die Songs

I fuckin' love this band.
10Every Time I Die
Champing at the Bit

"There's a shark in the stream where the newborns are baptized."
"Designer impostors find us twitching in the claws of the snake."
9Organ Grinder

"You don't know how lucky you are that your life is so characterless."
"Just because you're afraid of the dark doesn't mean that it's frightened of you."
"We are nothing more than mannequins. Everyone is put on display."
8Map Change

"The bottom is not the lowest we get."
"I assure you that hell is not a myth."
7Overstayer

"I should've drowned in the flood with the rest."
"When did I say that I want to be saved?"
"What in the fuck am I doing here? Why did the rapture not take me in? It is my curse to carry on."
6Floater

"I'm sorry but I'm gone. I've got a bad reputation to think about."
"My lover, the river, makes a better soldier than a bride."
"Don't let your dreamers grow up to be dead men. Drown us at birth, save her some time."
5Cities and Years

"This is the lowest we've ever been until we beg for the offering."
"War! Come with us home!"
4White Smoke

"It's not long until the bugs eat through the castle walls and be seized by noble hearts."
"The impact is dead ahead, so take the gun and apply the brakes. I can feel the onset of loss course through my veins."
3Underwater Bimbos From Outer Space

"I WANT TO BE DEAD WITH MY FRIENDS!"
"We're the last of the lost but now we are the first of the fashionably late."
"We made a scene when we made a scene, and though it was brief, it meant everything."
2Petal

"Stars are black, time is black, but the thought of death is something clean and beautiful and white."
"I better warm up my gun in case love is not enough!"
1Host Disorder

"My cancer came knocking. It was dressed to the nines. So I peeled back my skin and I let it come inside."
"The plague is now empowered!"
"Open your heart to the snake oil peddlers!"
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