LOVEANDACCEPTANCE: hey you nerd white kids that still say yikes

LOVEANDACCEPTANCE 05.30.19	yea
sixdegrees 05.30.19	this ain't it chief
budgie 05.30.19	yikes
JustJoe. 05.30.19	YEESH
Kompys2000 05.30.19	Oof
StrikeOfTheBeast 05.30.19	I'm a step above those nerds cus I say yikers
LOVEANDACCEPTANCE 05.30.19	yeesh and yikers go hard, oof is also fucking white as mayonnaise, and yes, I am in fact the judge of this
Tyler. 05.30.19	alright torts if i ever catch u using meme lingo i swear to god im gonna lose my mind
LOVEANDACCEPTANCE 05.30.19	bruh
JustJoe. 05.30.19	bet
YakNips 05.30.19	why do you hate yourself
Keyblade 05.30.19	stopped saying it a long time ago cuz I'm not tryna look like a fuckin redditor
LOVEANDACCEPTANCE 05.30.19	precisely the reason, right there
LOVEANDACCEPTANCE 05.30.19	neonazi white rights defender yak entered the chat at RECORD SPEEDS to defend his beloved race from slander sup broski
Tyler. 05.30.19	doggo........ internet buzzword........yikes............ data mining....
sharkshanna 05.30.19	jeepers
Tyler. 05.30.19	u guys want to buy some bitcoin
CygnusX1 05.30.19	oof bruh, big mood! yeet that yikes right out of your vocab rn fam #squadgoals
StrikeOfTheBeast 05.30.19	Am doggo. Yikers
Tyler. 05.30.19	hey guys hit me with your favorite internet buzzword fam
sixdegrees 05.30.19	houston I'd like to report a "big oof moment"
heck 05.30.19	jinkies
StrikeOfTheBeast 05.30.19	Probably yikers
YakNips 05.30.19	i’m worried about your self-esteem sammy
ArsMoriendi 05.30.19	oddly specific
zakalwe 05.30.19	Nerd black kids that say jeepers
Ryus 05.30.19	this is a yikes of mammoth proportions
GhandhiLion 05.30.19	oof
RolyPoly 05.30.19	Jinkies
R4zor3dge 05.30.19	Y I K E S
TheGreatQ 05.30.19	Yikes, bet, bruh, and oof piss me off so much
Frivolous 05.30.19	venmo for isis
unclereich 05.30.19	this is very true
GhandhiLion 05.30.19	BASED
Tyler. 05.30.19	bet
StrikeOfTheBeast 05.30.19	no one said zoinks yet... oh well...ZOINKS!
R4zor3dge 05.30.19	Lol
Kompys2000 05.30.19	Lol @ anyone who gets actually pissed about kids using slang terms
ReiniEden 05.30.19	That cat in your profile pic is dead.
SitarHero 05.30.19	Oh gosh!
Deathconscious 05.30.19	Yikes
sixdegrees 05.30.19	by the way, 'bitch made', im sorry, what was your graduation year? or are you just like sach where you like talking like an uneducated fucktard with slang like 'fam'?
budgie 05.30.19	EPIC FAIL
SlothcoreSam 05.30.19	Strewth!
SoulFunction 05.30.19	Its okay to be white
Dedes 05.30.19	I'm feeling a light to heavy yikes on this one folks
Minushuman24 05.30.19	oofta
Source 05.30.19	facepalm
sixdegrees 05.30.19	cringe
Snake. 05.31.19	wtg wolfe you triggered torts to the point where he called you a nerd white kid feels like an average tuesday with him
Ryus 05.31.19	you were cooler when you had the parenthesis and weren't a d ickeatin f aggot
Skoj 05.31.19	J E E P E R S C A T S
Sinternet 05.31.19	beo
zaruyache 05.31.19	OOF
Deathconscious 05.31.19	Yikeroonies
J() Alexander 05.31.19	this list is SO cringe normie
budgie 05.31.19	OK FOR THE LAST TIME I DIDNT MAKE OUT WITH SISTER SHE CAME WITH ME AND MY FRIEMDS IT WAS MY GIRLFRIEND WHO IS A MONTH YOUNGER THAN MY SIS LEFT AFTER MA ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND KISSED FIVE MINUTES AFTER SHE LEFT
J0ckstrapsFTW 05.31.19	white powr
J() Alexander 05.31.19	I thought it was your aunt, budgie. My bad.
Slex 05.31.19	What is the consensus on yoinks
EnyaFangirl 05.31.19	Well ain't you a hard man, hiding out on the internet, typing out your bilious rage for all to see. I ran into burning buildings. I fed the homeless. I did my best to make sure that homeless people who refused to go to shelters had safe places to sleep. I knelt in people blood, piss, and even shit to work on them until the EMTs could arrive. I went into buildings, alone, looking to apprehend people who had callously murdered their fellow citizens. And so on. So fuck you, you mouthy wee shit.
J0ckstrapsFTW 05.31.19	dude this whole thread is filled with triggered snowflakes
worthlessscab 05.31.19	delete your social media.
hal1ax 05.31.19	look at that fresh pasta
sixdegrees 05.31.19	What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you mouthy wee shit? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Police Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on burning buildings, and I have over 300 confirmed apprehensions. I am trained in gorilla shit kneeling and I’m the top homeless person feeder in the entire US police forces. You are nothing to me but just another homeless person refusing to go to a shelter. I will work on you until the EMTs arrive with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with typing out your bilious rage to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of cops across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking apprehended, citizen. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in blood piss and shit kneeling, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the police and I will use it to its full extent to apprehend your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” ACAB was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking bilious rage. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, you wee shit.
SoulFunction 05.31.19	Am I in reddit
Demon of the Fall 05.31.19	Thankfully I have no idea what's going on, this must be what getting 'old' feels like. An educated (perhaps) guess leads me to believe this is simply a collection of unrelated memes, because attempting to read through this makes very little sense.
mindleviticus 05.31.19	why don't you let people say what they want
mindleviticus 05.31.19	y i k e s
Keyblade 05.31.19	"dude this whole thread is filled with triggered snowflakes" dudes who still talk like this are worse tbh
Deathconscious 05.31.19	Is he memeing, or
sixdegrees 05.31.19	not at all
hal1ax 05.31.19	na he was serious. lol
JohnnyoftheWell 05.31.19	shit the bed
EnyaFangirl 05.31.19	Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry? I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole. Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her. As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically
Keyblade 05.31.19	^ lol it's actually wild how young, typically white dudes' brains can just completely break simply because they don't get any pussy
budgie 05.31.19	holy shit the type of person who believes in "alpha males", the insecurity is glorious
J() Alexander 05.31.19	"it's actually wild how young, typically white dudes' brains can just completely break simply because they don't get any pussy" wtf I'm white now
SoulFunction 05.31.19	Okay that's one of the most fucked up thing I've read on the internet.
Hawks 05.31.19	Amazing thread men.
J() Alexander 05.31.19	But yeah, that post is fucked up. Not sure if one the most fucked up I've read (maybe it is), but it is fucked up.
Keyblade 05.31.19	pretty standard incel shit, I've seen worse (usually involving rape). but yea, shows where their heads are at
J() Alexander 05.31.19	Nah, I've seen many incel posts with rape stuff and it's fucked up but that one is more fucked up; imagine being so mad at the world that you believe raising a daughter is being a "cuck". I hope the person who made it wasn't serious, if they were, their (well, his, I'm sure) life must be very sad and/or pathetic.
J() Alexander 05.31.19	"you know that daughter thing that makes a lot of people happy? well you're actually a CUCK lmao"
Relinquished 05.31.19	"wtg wolfe you triggered torts to the point where he called you a nerd white kid" lmao Ikr, with literally one shoutoff
SoulFunction 05.31.19	@Alex yeah man that's what made it pretty fucking dark, seems like there's some incest fantasy going on in there too. Disturbing for sure.
DoofDoof 05.31.19	'As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically' So logical
Deathconscious 05.31.19	"typically white dudes'" Hmm, pretty racist, key.
RolyPoly 05.31.19	All men who are "pro" life are incels
J() Alexander 05.31.19	lol
budgie 05.31.19	equality is code word for antiwhite!!!
J() Alexander 05.31.19	I support white people.
Deathconscious 05.31.19	I am so thankful for abortion, no irony. Being a dad sounds like the worst thing that could happen to me.
SoulFunction 05.31.19	At least you're not into beating up homeless person
Keyblade 05.31.19	never pegged u as sensitive, user AdolfChrist
Deathconscious 05.31.19	Youve never pegged me, period. Let's go.
GhostB1rd 06.01.19	He doesn't want any part of your herpes infested ass so I think he's good dawg.
GhostB1rd 06.01.19	Also shoutout to white people, specifically pale, bright-eyed white girls with tiny waists and big butts. Y'all make the world go round.
J() Alexander 06.01.19	Shoutout to all the autistic white men out there, respect y'all.
GhostB1rd 06.01.19	Givin' yourself a pep talk?
J() Alexander 06.01.19	I'm not white. And (unfortunately) I'm also not autistic.
GhostB1rd 06.01.19	Gonna need receipts on items 1 & 2.
Deathconscious 06.01.19	let key speak for himself, cocknoggin.
Keyblade 06.01.19	yea that's gonna be a no from me dawg
Deathconscious 06.01.19	looks like a yes to me.
LOVEANDACCEPTANCE 06.01.19	autism needs to be quickly phased out of society idiots
hal1ax 06.01.19	"Gonna need receipts on items 1 & 2." lol
YakNips 06.01.19	alex is castizo master race
hexfix93 06.01.19	Do people even still say yikes? I mean, I never look for it, but I can't recall the last time anyone said it lol (around me, obv)
budgie 06.01.19	Under the caste system of colonial Spanish America, the term originally applied to the offspring resulting from the union of a White person and a mestizo; that is, someone of three-quarters White and one-quarter Amerindian ancestry.
J() Alexander 06.01.19	Nah, I'm not castizo, I'm just a mix of God only knows what at this point...
GhostB1rd 06.01.19	White mixed with white mixed with white is still white fwiw.
J() Alexander 06.01.19	There's no whites in my family tho.
Gyromania 06.01.19	yikes
Gyromania 06.01.19	is this an acad alt? either way, YIKES.
GhostB1rd 06.01.19	RIP
Trophycase 06.01.19	Hey guys just remember. Without us white men, there wouldn't be white women. So I think a thanks is in order.
J() Alexander 06.01.19	I don't like white women. Overrated tbh. White men are cool though, they make really good music.
Trophycase 06.01.19	Alex I gotta give you props for your incredible commitment to your character
Trophycase 06.01.19	Wagner (or something) would be proud
J() Alexander 06.01.19	Umh, thanks?
YakNips 06.01.19	“There's no whites in my family tho.” oh so you’re italian?
deathschool 06.01.19	Definitely prefer yikers and/or zoinks.
GhostB1rd 06.01.19	How can you not like white women and hate gays? Oh, you hate yourself. Got it.
J() Alexander 06.01.19	"oh so you’re italian?" Probably.
deathschool 06.01.19	Alex, in the immortal tradition of the sputnik copypasta, please shut the fuck up.
J() Alexander 06.01.19	If I don't feel like saying something else, sure.
deathschool 06.01.19	No, but see, everything you have said is terrible.
Deathconscious 06.01.19	"How can you not like white women and hate gays? Oh, you hate yourself. Got it." damn, you really ran outta fuel, huh.
J() Alexander 06.01.19	"No, but see, everything you have said is terrible." Uh huh, I agree but uh... So?
deathschool 06.01.19	So shut the fuck up
J() Alexander 06.01.19	I don't know, I think you're being very rude right now. You didn't even answer my questions in the Loveless thread and I'm starting to doubt you're a girl.
deathschool 06.01.19	I'm three girls in a trench coat sneaking into all of the cool college kid bars.
GhostB1rd 06.01.19	Nigga I ate a beef kabob for dinner with all that sustained energy rice so there's no way I'm running outta fuel. That's just a misstatement of fact.
J() Alexander 06.01.19	Oh. Geez, good thing you didn't reply then, I was looking for just one girl, not three!
budgie 06.01.19	girrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrls
YakNips 06.01.19	nigga kabob is something that appears in a pointy speech bubble in a comic book, your ass ate a kebab
deathschool 06.01.19	I had corn on the bob.
budgie 06.01.19	dude corn is so gross how can you eat that stuff
GhostB1rd 06.01.19	Forward your complaint to the establishment. https://www.yelp.com/biz/arlington-kabob-arlington
Keyblade 06.01.19	I mean it would prob be pronounced kabob in Farsi so can't really hate
YakNips 06.01.19	it would suck to be a nearsighted iranian
Keyblade 06.01.19	they're afghan but ok
Deathconscious 06.01.19	"dude corn is so gross how can you eat that stuff" What the fuck
YakNips 06.01.19	no wonder they spelled it wrong, blankets can’t spell le mayo
J() Alexander 06.01.19	"dude corn is so gross how can you eat that stuff" fuck u
budgie 06.01.19	corn is for cattle
Keyblade 06.01.19	corn on the cob is nice when it's drenched with butter but yea corn generally sucks. I hate it when ppl put it in rice and shit
deathschool 06.01.19	Corn on the cob with butter is the only way I fuck with it, bruh
Ryus 06.01.19	corn is pretty nasty yeah
Deathconscious 06.01.19	Fat fucks.
J() Alexander 06.01.19	Corn is cool.
Ryus 06.01.19	interesting conclusion to draw adolf
Deathconscious 06.02.19	Chances are at least one of the four of you hating on corn is fat, i think thats a fair assessment.
budgie 06.02.19	what's the logic? it's a sugary starchy seed with fuck-all mineral content i think of corn and peas as fat person vegetables
J() Alexander 06.02.19	... Sugary?
Deathconscious 06.02.19	Because people who hate corn dont eat their vegetables, its a fact.
deathschool 06.02.19	I did not expect that mentioning that I ate some corn yesterday would be so controversial.
budgie 06.02.19	yeah sugary for a "healthy vegetable", 200g has 9g sugar and 18g starch, and no significant mineral content. it's crap food for fattening cattle you want some nice vegetables go get some leeks, roquette, parsnips or other similar real-person foods
deathschool 06.02.19	Someone pls make a ranked veggies list so we can continue this conversation in an appropriate venue.
Deathconscious 06.02.19	Corn is high in carbs and packed with fiber, vitamins and minerals. It’s also relatively low in protein and fat. One cup (164 grams) of sweet yellow corn contains (5): Calories: 177 calories Carbs: 41 grams Protein: 5.4 grams Fat: 2.1 grams Fiber: 4.6 grams Vitamin C: 17% of the daily value (DV) Thiamine (vitamin B1): 24% of the DV Folate (vitamin B9): 19% of the DV Magnesium: 11% of the DV Potassium: 10% of the DV Most of the carbs in corn come from starch — which can quickly raise your blood sugar, depending on how much you eat. However, it’s also high in fiber that can help balance your blood sugar levels (3, 6). Due to its impressive nutrient profile, most people can benefit from eating whole corn and popcorn as part of a balanced diet. It’s also a naturally gluten-free food and can be eaten by those who avoid gluten. On the other hand, processed corn products may not be very nutritious, as refined oil, syrup and chips lose beneficial fiber and other nutrients during production. Also, many processed products are high in added salt, sugar or fat (7, 8). SUMMARY Whole corn is loaded with fiber and contains vitamin C, B vitamins, magnesium and potassium. Processed corn products are not as nutritious.
deathschool 06.02.19	More like Korn, haha amirite?
hal1ax 06.02.19	"what's the logic?" um he was joking... also who the fuck eats roquette dude? fuckin yuppy ass vegetable. gtfo
Deathconscious 06.02.19	Yes, corn is sweet for a vegetable—but there are only 6 grams of natural sugar in a medium-size ear of corn. An ear of sweet corn has less than half the sugar of a banana and only about one-third the sugar of an apple. Even beets have more grams of sugar per serving than corn.
hal1ax 06.02.19	unprocessed corn is relatively low glycemic / has decent fiber content, so it isn't spiking blood glucose too hard and thus not catalyzing huge releases of insulin as a result. obviously eating a fuck ton of it is not great but it's definitely not unhealthy
ArsMoriendi 06.02.19	"leeks, roquette, parsnips or other similar real-person foods" As someone who loves parsnips, I beg you to stop making them sound pretentious this instant
Deathconscious 06.02.19	The high-sugar corn myth may be partly due to some long-standing confusion over corn varieties. High-fructose corn syrup, dextrose, glucose and other sweeteners are derived from field corn, the virtually inedible commodity crop used to make everything from livestock feed to ethanol. Those highly processed sweeteners are nothing like the natural sugars found in sweet corn, the vegetable you eat. Ditch the stuff with the chemical-sounding names, and stick to the real thing instead.
deathschool 06.02.19	I only eat dirt and rocks cuz there’s no sugar.
J() Alexander 06.02.19	budgie do you only eat processed corn?
SharkTooth 06.02.19	jinkies
hal1ax 06.02.19	also not all sugar is processed the same way, that's a fallacy. 6g of sugar from corn isn't processed or utilized the same as 6g of sugar from sucrose. the surrounding, constituent components in the product affect how we metabolize these components
budgie 06.02.19	"even beets" even beets? beets are farmed for the express purpose of producing table sugar, they're exceptionally high in sugar and not a standard https://puu.sh/DAtgX/72af8b12c0.png 200g corn https://puu.sh/DAthW/7f8662a325.png 200g leek https://puu.sh/DAtiw/d298bebeef.png 200g spinach https://puu.sh/DAtiK/6ecc076bb9.png 200g parsnip corn isn't a mineral rich product and on a calorie:mineral basis is a pretty weak food hal1ax suck my dick roquette is amazing
hal1ax 06.02.19	haha i will do nothing of the sort. but yea it's pretty good.
deathschool 06.02.19	I don’t even know what the fuck a roquette is.
J() Alexander 06.02.19	budgie calling corn sugary reminded me of that one time some dude said butter is sweet.
deathschool 06.02.19	Oh, those things. Yeah, I’ve had that in salad.
ArsMoriendi 06.02.19	googles roquette WAIT roquette is just another way to say arugula? Just call it arugula like a normal person
Source 06.02.19	Corn is good
deathschool 06.02.19	I’ve only ever heard it called arugula
hal1ax 06.02.19	"Just call it arugula like a normal person" [2]
budgie 06.02.19	did u no different ppl have different names for things
Deathconscious 06.02.19	Corn may contain a fair amount of several vitamins and minerals. Notably, the amount is highly variable depending on the corn type. In general, popcorn is rich in minerals, whereas sweet corn is higher in many vitamins.
budgie 06.02.19	vitamins r minerals u doof
Ryus 06.02.19	god tier vegetables include kale, broccoli rabe, swiss chard, watercress, spinach, and bok choy
ArsMoriendi 06.02.19	"vitamins r minerals u doof" Vitamins are organic and minerals are inorganic, so no you're wrong
Deathconscious 06.02.19	Myth: Corn is unhealthy. No! Corn is a vegetable that contains nutrients, and an ear definitely counts as one of your daily servings of veggies, McDaniel says. The idea that corn is unhealthy likely came about because corn is high in starch, which is a carbohydrate. And "with the carb-phobia phase we went through over the last few years, that's probably where corn got a bad rap, along with the beloved potato," she explains.
ArsMoriendi 06.02.19	"god tier vegetables include kale, broccoli rabe, swiss chard, watercress, spinach, and bok choy" I can agree with broccoli rabe, spinach, and bok choy, but fuck kale, it's nasty, haven't had the other 2
J() Alexander 06.02.19	My problem with vegetables is that most of them taste like shit but I have to eat them anyway because "bla bla bla healthy bla bla bla your heart problems bla bla bla", fucking annoying.
Deathconscious 06.02.19	Myth: Corn isn't a good source of any nutrients. Vegetables like kale and spinach may have better reputations as nutrition all-stars, but corn has something to contribute, too. Corn contains certain B vitamins and vitamin C, as well as magnesium and potassium. Yellow corn is also a good source of two antioxidants, zeaxanthin and lutein, which are good for eye health, McDaniel says.
ArsMoriendi 06.02.19	broccoli is delicious, just eat that, sauteed with garlic and olive oil
Source 06.02.19	Just eat fast food tbh
J() Alexander 06.02.19	Broccoli is one of the good ones, yeah.
J() Alexander 06.02.19	But for example, everything budgie mentioned as "real-person foods" taste like hot garbage.
hal1ax 06.02.19	yea minerals have to undergo certain processes to be made organic. like coconut has organic minerals but only because the plant absorbs minerals in inorganic form, makes the inorganic / organic conversion itself, and thus you have elements of utilizable minerals in the product
Deathconscious 06.02.19	Myth: You shouldn't eat corn because it's really high in sugar. You don't steer clear of bananas because you think they're high in sugar, do you? Then why should you do the same for corn? A banana contains about the same amount of calories as an ear of corn -- around 110 -- yet it has two to three times the amount of sugar. A cob of corn has around 6 to 8 grams of sugar, while a banana has about 15.
ArsMoriendi 06.02.19	"everything budgie mentioned as "real-person foods" taste like hot garbage." Nah, parsnips are great, at least in chicken soup, better than carrots honestly
J() Alexander 06.02.19	Carrots >>>>>
ArsMoriendi 06.02.19	Corn is best when it's popped or in muffin form honestly
Ryus 06.02.19	i have no problem with corn from a health standpoint but it just does not taste that good imo. so many foods id rather eat
hal1ax 06.02.19	i'm not a big carrot fan tbh. spinach might be my favorite vegetable. love it
J() Alexander 06.02.19	I've reached the point where I've eating so much popcorn in my life that I can't eat more. It doesn't taste good anymore.
Ryus 06.02.19	most leafy greens are good as fuck
LOVEANDACCEPTANCE 06.02.19	that shit been trash unless it's kettle corn or some fat boy sweet ass variant
ArsMoriendi 06.02.19	I love spinach because it's so easy to integrate into a meal for instance, I always put it in any sausage and peppers I make
LOVEANDACCEPTANCE 06.02.19	spinach beats dick
Deathconscious 06.02.19	Making vegetarian chili with extra corn is fucking amazing.
Source 06.02.19	Alex have you ever had Blastobutter? Idk if it's still around anymore
Deathconscious 06.02.19	"I love spinach because it's so easy to integrate into a meal" [2] i put it in/on pretty much everything.
J() Alexander 06.02.19	"Alex have you ever had Blastobutter? Idk if it's still around anymore" I have not and I've never seen it.
hal1ax 06.02.19	ye it's pretty high protein too. good shit
J() Alexander 06.02.19	Fuck this shit, I'll just eat meat (and fruits), that's the good stuff.
Source 06.02.19	That is one approach
ArsMoriendi 06.02.19	If we're talking most delicious food group, I vote dairy I don't care if its non-essential to good health
Ryus 06.02.19	cheese is good as fuck yeah but milk is kinda wack on its own
J() Alexander 06.02.19	Gonna eat some cecina and then some mangos tomorrow, that's the really good stuff.
ArsMoriendi 06.02.19	cheese, ice cream, sour cream, yogurt Milk may be kinda weird on it's own, but just add some Ovaltine to it or cereal and you're good
Ryus 06.02.19	not sure if ive ever had cecina but im almost certain its delicious
Skoj 06.02.19	yikes
J() Alexander 06.02.19	"not sure if ive ever had cecina but im almost certain its delicious" Oh man, believe me, it tastes fucking great.
hal1ax 06.02.19	ehh i'm lactose intolerant, and unfortunately non-dairy shit sucks. well i guess coconut-based ice cream and yogurt is decent but can't rly touch the real thing
Source 06.02.19	You'll never get to experience the awesomeness of cottage cheese
Deathconscious 06.02.19	i never understood the appeal of cottage cheese, its like someone vomited up two month old milk, just without the rancid smell.
ArsMoriendi 06.02.19	we don't speak of cottage cheese
deathschool 06.02.19	Cottage cheese is ricotta that has given up on life.
Source 06.02.19	I legit like cottage cheese
Ryus 06.02.19	dude i love cottage cheese lol even though i completely understand why someone would hate it
hal1ax 06.02.19	"Cottage cheese is ricotta that has given up on life." haha
ArsMoriendi 06.02.19	I mean I guess I enjoyed cottage cheese when it's in palak paneer (another testament to how Spinach makes everything better)
Source 06.02.19	This is gonna sound really weird but I like using cottage cheese as chip dip. It's so good
Deathconscious 06.02.19	feta cheese, bitches. feta, egg, spinach, tomatoes, fried peppers in a toasted tortilla, oh baby, im making myself hungry.
zaruyache 06.02.19	what about the red onions
Deathconscious 06.02.19	Those too.
hal1ax 06.02.19	Sweet potatoes / yams tho
Kompys2000 06.02.19	I wish there was a word for the feeling of seeing this thread still in my discussions tab after 2 days, scrolling to the bottom, and seeing everyone talking about cottage cheese
hal1ax 06.02.19	ah digression, tis a magical thing
Deathconscious 06.02.19	Its better than what we were talking about before which was, uhh...what again?
Source 06.02.19	yikes
J() Alexander 06.02.19	We were discussing the yikes.
Hawks 06.02.19	Shut the fuck up Alex.
GhostB1rd 06.02.19	Vegetables are the most non-essential part of any diet. You eat them and shit them out. Meats, dairy, and eggs are how you build lean mass.
deathschool 06.02.19	The hot take to end all hot takes.
hal1ax 06.03.19	body builders don't even eat dairy. that shit is high sugar and not easy to break down. and leafy greens have enzymes that aid in digestion of animal-based protein.
Deathconscious 06.03.19	Lol
MikeMadeAnAlt 06.03.19	"body builders don't even eat dairy. that shit is high sugar and not easy to break down. and leafy greens have enzymes that aid in digestion of animal-based protein." Fairlife Skim Milk will respectfully disagree to a slight extent.
hal1ax 06.03.19	Skim milk is the absolute worst haha. When you strip milk of its fat content you leave the milk sugars to be digested alone. Fat alters the way we break down food, insofar as it is metabolized slower. That slowness helps to curb glycemic conversion rates, so without fat you just have an influx of milk sugars hitting your system, and at a higher rate of absorption, which effectively ensures higher releases of insulin which in turn means more driving and storing of sugars in your body in the form of glycogen. Non-fat milk does not help you to lose weight nor is it healthy.
Ryus 06.03.19	also tastes like shit
ArsMoriendi 06.03.19	Skim milk is so awful Honestly, so is 1% 2% is on thin ice, but I can enjoy it
LOVEANDACCEPTANCE 06.03.19	lol at tasting the difference between milks
heck 06.03.19	how can you not
LOVEANDACCEPTANCE 06.03.19	because it's fucking milk
ArsMoriendi 06.03.19	Are your tastebuds shot or something? It's super easy
heck 06.03.19	you realize that different types of milk go through different processes that can make the taste subtly different and aren't all just squeezed directly from a cow's tit into the carton right
LOVEANDACCEPTANCE 06.03.19	yea but fuck you
heck 06.03.19	touche
LOVEANDACCEPTANCE 06.03.19	there's also the fact that I'm not a literal child and don't drink cows milk unless there's a fuckin cookie involved
ArsMoriendi 06.03.19	So you don't eat cereal with milk ever or put milk in your coffee? I don't know what you're trying to prove, but it's not making you look more mature
GhostB1rd 06.03.19	Dairy is life and y'all motherfuckers can die in a fire idgaf.
heck 06.03.19	OP has weak bones
GhostB1rd 06.03.19	OP has a weak will.
LOVEANDACCEPTANCE 06.03.19	ok so 1. who the fuck puts plain milk in their coffee 2. soy/alm milk is my go to in cereal 3. dairy is fire if you're a suburban white kid yea 4. bait but w/e, milk is a pisspoor source of calcium and the dairy industry sucked government dick to have people brainwashed into thinking it was a decent source of any health
heck 06.03.19	don't believe Big Dairy's lies
GhostB1rd 06.03.19	Who hurt you?
hal1ax 06.03.19	down with big dairy!!!1
GhostB1rd 06.03.19	I may be a libertarian but I draw the line when you come after my subsidized milk and cheese.
LOVEANDACCEPTANCE 06.03.19	cheese is a different story
GhostB1rd 06.03.19	NO IT IS NOT IT IS THE SAME FUCKING THING
GhostB1rd 06.03.19	YOU COME FOR ONE YOU COME FOR ALL
heck 06.03.19	it's all controlled by Big Dairy
LOVEANDACCEPTANCE 06.03.19	milk should be banned cheese forever legalized yes
GhostB1rd 06.03.19	Except, hear me out... no.
LOVEANDACCEPTANCE 06.03.19	tell me when they got havarti milk then maybe I'll change my mind
GhostB1rd 06.03.19	"Havarti or cream Havarti is a semisoft Danish cow's milk cheese" There's a familiar word there...
heck 06.03.19	is it "semisoft"?
hal1ax 06.03.19	The time is now comrades. We will seize control of every cow, goat and sheep. We will return dairy to the working class.
GhostB1rd 06.03.19	AOC will not rest until every cow is killed those farts are just not sustainable in a warming world.
ArsMoriendi 06.03.19	What are your thoughts on yogurt?
GhostB1rd 06.03.19	Chobani flips are the best thing the world has ever known. Key Lime, Chocolate Haze Craze, etc. Eat 'em daily.
GhostB1rd 06.03.19	It's literally a 200 calorie dessert with 12g protein. How is that even real?
hal1ax 06.03.19	chobani key lime is the goat
deathschool 06.03.19	Yeah, those fuckers are great. Damn, I was just at the grocery store. I should have bought some.
ArsMoriendi 06.03.19	Oh yeah the lime one is super good The coconut one too
GhostB1rd 06.03.19	Almond Coco Loco. Another great.
GhostB1rd 06.03.19	They come out with new flavors all the time and misfires are a rarity.
Keyblade 06.03.19	torts is right tho, who tf puts milk in their coffee? might as well drink the bitch black at that point
GhostB1rd 06.03.19	I keep meaning to try chugging half-and-half just straight from the bottle.
heck 06.03.19	milk is good in coffee but not by itself
Keyblade 06.03.19	half and half minimum or nothing tbh
GhostB1rd 06.03.19	I don't drink coffee so I don't know tbh. I'll drink a mocha/caramel frap from Mickey's or a mocha protein drink from Bolthouse Farms but that's about as far as my coffee adventures go.
deathschool 06.03.19	Just get decent tasting coffee and drink it black.
GhostB1rd 06.03.19	Studies show pretty conclusively that people who drink black coffee are psychotic.
Larkinhill 06.03.19	What in the living fuck is this monster thread? It’s like a kraken that has been unleashed and can’t be controlled anymore.
Larkinhill 06.03.19	I drink black coffee, motherfuckers.
deathschool 06.03.19	Do they now? Read a lot of these studies? Care to share a few?
Keyblade 06.03.19	I haven't read them but I wholeheartedly concur
Nomos2 06.03.19	I'm 28 and have been saying it for years because it's a real exclamation. Are idiot teenagers using it because of a meme?
deathschool 06.03.19	https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.health.com/food/black-coffee-psychopath%3famp=true Apparently the correlation is shaky at best, and if you wanna acknowledge the whole “people that like bitter tastes are psychos” argument, then you should also entertain the similar studies that show people with a sweet tooth are likely neurotic.
Keyblade 06.03.19	pretty sure he was just roasting dude
deathschool 06.03.19	Yeah, probably. I have heard people say it before though, and I was pretty sure I remember it being one of those things that got accepted as true because people repeat it enough without anyone ever bothering to check sources. (I googled it because I was curious)
hal1ax 06.03.19	cold showers*psychopaths is where the real correlation is at
Larkinhill 06.03.19	Yeah I figured he was fucking around — so was I.
parksungjoon 01.27.21	cool
CaliggyJack 01.27.21	yikes
zelenichajnik 01.27.21	i believe the cool hot lingo of the young hip n happenin today is to forego the s and offer a single yike
CaliggyJack 01.27.21	oof
TheAntichrist 01.27.21	yes
sixdegrees 01.27.21	This was OP’s final list lol
Deathconscious 01.27.21	Yooks
hal1ax 01.27.21	quite the swan song
nol 01.27.21	oof.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 01.27.21	How the fuck is "yikes" meme lingo lmao
LeddSledd 01.27.21	it kinda is
Lord(e)Po)))ts 01.27.21	Yeah back in the 1960s when the word originated memes were totally going hard
nol 01.27.21	that's very tubular of you, pots
Lord(e)Po)))ts 01.27.21	Groovy
SymbolicInTime 01.27.21	Trash user
Lord(e)Po)))ts 01.27.21	The bottomest of the barrel
CaliggyJack 01.27.21	absolutely keen
Kompys2000 01.27.21	I feel bad for any noob who disagrees with "LOVEANDACCEPTANCE"
deathschool 01.27.21	yikes is so 2019
nol 01.27.21	I love and accept him.
sonictheplumber 01.27.21	sup
nol 01.27.21	J() Alexander was also so 2019.
SymbolicInTime 01.27.21	Oh shit I forgot about them
TheAntichrist 01.27.21	i thought love and acceptance was a sach alt
Kompys2000 01.27.21	JAlex is still the worst user I've ever encountered on this site, just the most insufferable little twerp imaginable
TheAntichrist 01.27.21	"just the most insufferable little twerp imaginable" i thought that title belonged to anyone that spammed men memes
hal1ax 01.27.21	j() is the men meme of users
nol 01.27.21	he prepared me for biggle. Biggle wasn’t shit.
LeddSledd 01.27.21	Biggle was godly
DavidYowi 01.27.21	If you hate white kids saying yikes, wait until you listen to Tallah
Ryus 01.27.21	"i thought love and acceptance was a sach alt" pretty sure its torts
hal1ax 01.27.21	yea it's torts
Lord(e)Po)))ts 01.27.21	Who the fuck is j Alexander
Lord(e)Po)))ts 01.27.21	Colton alt?
LeddSledd 01.27.21	"just the most insufferable little twerp imaginable" possibly! didn't 5 Young Thug tho
DavidYowi 01.27.21	Jason Alexander
Ryus 01.27.21	pots theres no way you dont remember him
Lord(e)Po)))ts 01.27.21	I remember the username vaguely and literally nothing about him
Supercoolguy64 01.27.21	I agree with the op just be a normal human being and just say “you’re an ass” or somethin
hal1ax 01.27.21	pretty sure a normal human being wouldn't care if someone said yikes
Lord(e)Po)))ts 01.27.21	Yep
nol 01.27.21	"I agree with the op just be a normal human being and just say “you’re an ass” or somethin" yikes
SymbolicInTime 01.27.21	Zoinks
DavidYowi 01.27.21	Jinkies!
Supercoolguy64 01.28.21	Ruh Roh
sixdegrees 01.28.21	Enough
Sinternet 01.28.21	this list wasn't very wholesome keanu chungus
TheAntichrist 01.28.21	https://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=187544
Deathconscious 01.28.21	How about "oof" or "oofda", is that ok?
SailorMars 01.28.21	got me there