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Stuff i'm almost genuinely embarrassed 2 listen 2

ya'll know i love some ICP, Emmure, Brokencyde, Kid rock etc, but these are my genuinely "guilty" pleasures
1Dave Matthews Band

"If i had it all"
Dave matthews represents all the bad things in the world, but i still cut myself and cry 2 this sometimes
2Bloodhound Gang
Use Your Fingers

what if u were a juggalo, but instead of huffing paint you sent thirsty dms to underage girls on myspace asking for feet pics? the actual non-skit songs on here go hard tho
3GG Allin
Hated In The Nation

edgy white guy who reads beat poetry-core, but honestly who else is writing songs about needles up your cock?
4Rob Thomas
...Something to Be

I loathe matchbox 20, but my mom used to play them all the time when i was a kid so i have this weird nostalgia for tunes i cannot stand. "Lonely no more" or whatever owns tho
5mc chris
mc chris is dead

mid-2000s nerdcore :/ he has good beats tho
6Brand New
Deja Entendu

Dude's a creep and the lyrics make no attempt to hide it, but it's got bops
7David Bowie
Best of Bowie

See above, but also the fanbase is mostly overenthusiastic queer "allies" who talk over actual queer people and won't shut up about Bohemian Rhapsody winning an oscar or whatever.
Friendly Fa$cism

Stridently PC rap/industrial/rock/funk outfit with a lot of cringey 2nd-wave feminist views. i tend to agree with them most of the time and they've got some diverse tunes, but having a buncha white guys yell at me about antiporn feminist movements and vegetarianism isn't always great.
9Killswitch Engage
Alive or Just Breathing

"Fixation on the darkness"
Mainly cuz i'm very vocal about how little of a shit i give about killswitch, it would be catastrophic if anyone found out i love this song
10Lacuna Coil

they have some bangers, but it's mostly goofy buttrock with synths and less Nu metal cred than evanescence
11Amon Amarth

this is sick, but like, i spend most of my time online making fun of wannabe viking dorks and gothenburg riffs so i gotta keep this on the dl
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