Rowhaus: American Fast Food Ranked

DominionMM1 05.01.19	don’t eat much fast food these days but arbys is way too low good times is probably my fav but it’s a local chain
zakalwe 05.01.19	Yank fast food is basically me in the sack. Sloppy unsatisfying rubbish.
Bedex 05.01.19	1 You must be from California
Rowhaus 05.01.19	yeah Cali dude here
LOVEANDACCEPTANCE 05.01.19	this is cowardice taco bell is 1 chipotle is 2 and that's that
Larkinhill 05.01.19	Arby’s and Taco Bell are way too low dude. Best for me: In N Out, Firehouse Subs (SO GOOD), Five Guys and Chick fil A.
dmp3131 05.01.19	I had In N Out once and I thought it was pretty bad.
Larkinhill 05.01.19	I thought it was insanely overrated when I first moved to Cali, but converted after a few more visits. But dude you HAVE to order the fries animal style. They’re amazing that way, but are pretty bad plain.
Skoop 05.01.19	If I'm aspiring for an early death eating any of these it best be taco bell.
Muppelope 05.01.19	Raising cane's tho
Larkinhill 05.01.19	Shit Pizza Hut is way too low for that matter. Domino’s is about right though. Place sucks.
Rowhaus 05.01.19	Pizza Hut and Domino's are about equal. I also realized I forgot Firehouse and Sonic so I'll have to add those. Also Lark, next time you go to In-N-Out ask for the grilled mustard. They'll actually cook the mustard into the bun. Shit's fire m/
dbizzles 05.01.19	Sorry, but In-N-Out has the worst fries I've eaten from anywhere in my whole life so no matter how good their burgers and shakes might be, they can never be called #1 unless you're a stock holder there or some shit.
SitarHero 05.01.19	You must be from California [2] In-n-out is overrated as hell, but Carl's Jr.'s $1 spicy chicken sandwich saved my life on multiple occasions when I was a poor college student.
budgie 05.01.19	in n out fries are nice if you order them extra toasted then actually add salt and pepper to them, i like them that way
DominionMM1 05.01.19	“Raising cane's tho” we just got one of those here but i have yet to try it
SitarHero 05.01.19	"Yank fast food is basically me in the sack. Sloppy unsatisfying rubbish." English fast food is you on sputnik. Either tasteless or too salty.
dctarga 05.01.19	In-n-Out is good but its super over-rated. Five Guys is not good at all. Burger King is last/worst. "But dude you HAVE to order the fries animal style. They’re amazing that way, but are pretty bad plain." [2] Also, Long John Silvers over Jack? bruh
Drifter 05.01.19	McDonald's
Nazzadan 05.01.19	I've never lived farther than 5 minutes from an In-n-Out, it's always great in a pinch for cheap not horrid for you fast food. But I'd never think it's better than CJ's. 5 Guys is like In-n-Out on crack, enjoy eating it but it's hilariously overpriced. Farmer Boys is another good Cali chain that only the real ones know.
dctarga 05.01.19	Nazz, is In-n-Out always super packed when you go? I would probably go more often but the ones that are around me are always packed basically all of the time
Nazzadan 05.01.19	The drivethroughs are always absolutely packed to the point it's not worth going. You can usually sneak in real quick and order inside and be "IN AND OUT" HAHAHA in like 10 minutes max.
theBoneyKing 05.01.19	What the fuck is 2
SitarHero 05.01.19	"The drivethroughs are always absolutely packed to the point it's not worth going. You can usually sneak in real quick and order inside and be "IN AND OUT" HAHAHA in like 10 minutes max." Goddamn! I'd forgotten how awful the In N Out drive through's were. I think I tried getting drive through there one time and then never again.
WatchItExplode 05.01.19	Dairy Queen is possibly the absolute worst fast food. It's like easy-bake oven fast food. I had a 5-guys double for the first time a couple months ago and I though it was the best $7 burger I have ever had and probably the best ff burger period but ymmv.
dbizzles 05.01.19	What's the shit they dump all over the fries? Because it didn't look like it would improve the situation. The fries taste like they are thawed halfway, frozen again, thawed again and half-cooked like some sort of secret stupid ritual.
Skoop 05.01.19	Most steak n shakes I've been to have a similar drive thru issue
dctarga 05.01.19	Ah ok, so same deal with the ones around me lol @db Yeah if they don't cook the fries well then its just no good regardless, but the "Animal Style" is Thousand Island, chopped grilled onions, and american cheese on top. Sounds kind of weird at first but it works really well
ConcubinaryCode 05.01.19	Chipotle fucking blows. Also how you have dairy queen that high is beyond me.
DominionMM1 05.01.19	so their fries suck unless you put enough other things on them in an attempt to disguise the bad taste of the fries?
Source 05.01.19	"Also how you have dairy queen that high is beyond me." you suck
StrikeOfTheBeast 05.01.19	Oh god....fast food got me chub chubs real quick. Can never go back to that again for sure.
ConcubinaryCode 05.01.19	You suck!
Rowhaus 05.01.19	"Also how you have dairy queen that high is beyond me." Have you ever had a Blizzard in the summertime?
Skoj 05.01.19	jesus fuck this list is full of shit fuck you
ConcubinaryCode 05.01.19	Oh yeah, their ice cream shit aint bad but if we're talking about their burgers or fries or shit, it ain't all that.
dctarga 05.02.19	"so their fries suck unless you put enough other things on them in an attempt to disguise the bad taste of the fries?" Yes, exactly Also gotta mention Wienerschnitzel, used to love that place.
Source 05.02.19	List needs Qdoba btw
Rowhaus 05.02.19	ya'll are crazy hating on In-N-Out fries
Nazzadan 05.02.19	In-n-Out fries are perfect for shoveling a handful into your mouth. Excellent face stuffing fries
budgie 05.02.19	"What's the shit they dump all over the fries? " for in'n'out animal style? think it's just what they have on the burger. some thousand island thing + caramelized onions + cheese slices
Minushuman24 05.02.19	fuck you White Castle rules
ArsMoriendi 05.02.19	All foodchain pizza sucks and should be ranked below everything else
ArsMoriendi 05.02.19	I have a soft spot for white castle because of childhood memories, but it also makes me feel like shit after eating it
budgie 05.02.19	all fast food makes me feel like shit
ArsMoriendi 05.02.19	Honestly, agreed, but White Castle is like that but amplified
Sevengill 05.02.19	here in Boston, the taco bell is awful and the Domino's is actually decent. Chipotle is bland and sloppy, but it beats the local chain Anna's Taqueria.
Source 05.02.19	is Qdoba a thing on the east coast? Chipotle is like poor man's Qdoba
sharkshanna 05.02.19	holy shit this list is wack.
Ryus 05.02.19	jersey mikes is truly fucking terrible
budgie 05.02.19	only time i enjoyed dominos was in scotland for some reason. dominos is pretty bad here (west coast) actually the only time i enjoyed any pre-prepared food at all in the UK was scottish dominos
Source 05.02.19	Pizza Hut is easily the best pizza chain imo
Sevengill 05.02.19	yeah there are a few Qdoba. they're like Moe's but without the free chips and salsa lol. Cinnabon is my true jam.
JeetJeet 05.02.19	Any of yall know about BurgerFi?
Source 05.02.19	Hmm never heard of Moe's
Snake. 05.02.19	white castle is sooooooo bad but big ups to them for adopting the beyond burger
hal1ax 05.02.19	1 is 1 , 5 is 2... jersey mike's is an abomination
RolyPoly 05.02.19	I actually like plain in n out fries, a lot of people dont think they're great
Larkinhill 05.02.19	I actually really like Pizza Hut, so sue me. Subway and Jersey Mike’s suck.
Rowhaus 05.02.19	Wtf you guys are high. A JM Italian served Mike’s way is amazing
RolyPoly 05.02.19	Chic fila spicy chicken deluxe with their sauce 👌
hal1ax 05.02.19	yes to in n out fries and spicy chicken deluxe! roly knows
rockarollacola 05.02.19	Five Guys #1
Keyblade 05.02.19	Papa John's woat. had that shit in 3 different countries and it was ass in all 3
Source 05.02.19	Doesn't hold a candle to pizza hut
Papa Universe 05.02.19	A handy guide.
Kompys2000 05.02.19	I will not have Taco Bell and Domino's slandered like this. Also never understood why so many people have such a massive fuckin stiffy for In-N-Out
budgie 05.02.19	chicken sandwich from jack in the box was a mainstay in highschool
combustion07 05.02.19	14 is 1
Emim 05.02.19	Worked at #1 for about 8 years AMA
budgie 05.02.19	did they make you go to church
Emim 05.02.19	There's a private chapel in the back
budgie 05.02.19	what kind of religion baphomet right i mean burgerphomet
Emim 05.02.19	The old gods
SitarHero 05.02.19	Is it fair to assume that Donald Trump is only a fan of McD cos he's from the east coast has never tried in n out?
lucazade22 05.02.19	Panda Express The rest
TakeToYourGuns 05.02.19	In-N-Out is the most overrated fast food chain ever. It's only hyped up because it isn't across all of America. Five Guys will always be better than it
DoofDoof 05.02.19	If Five Guys is number 4 then that's shattered my dreams American Fast Food is somehow better than what we have here :( Need Nandos and fish n' chips The best fast food in the UK is served in pop up food courts or street food market vendors now - guess it's probably the same in the US too?
budgie 05.02.19	idk best fast food here is typically small mexican places or food trucks. i have never seen a kebab place here
BreakfastCat 05.02.19	Five guys in the UK is like £400 a meal it's mental. That drinks machine is good though.
DoofDoof 05.02.19	UK is more obsessed by asian food than mexican I'd say - that's been the biggest growth, esp thai, vietnamese and japanese. Indian and Chinese are still popular though. You get a lot of places where there's cold stuff but also hot dishes kept warm so they're definitely fast food. In London asian food dominates the train stations now. Lebanese is getting bigger. Kebabs will always be there too. I'd guess 20% of what I eat is asian style food now, that'll probably go up if anything, so much variety I always fancy it
budgie 05.02.19	i hated the indian food places i tried over there, can't remember what it was though. europe in general has a really bad conception of mexican food in every instance i encountered, i really feel for you all thai and vietnamese sound the best, though. i got sick of kebabs pretty quickly in france, they're everywhere and usually the only option after hours
BigPleb 05.02.19	That's an obscene amount of fast food chains lol.
zakalwe 05.02.19	I would take a decent curry or any Fish ‘n Chips with salt and vinegar over this shite
Firedust 05.02.19	Fish n Chips is ♥
BigPleb 05.02.19	Sausage dinner zak, food of champions.
Hawks 05.02.19	I just had Chipotle for the first time the other day and it wa damn good but holy fuck did it make my stomach go wild lmao.
budgie 05.02.19	hawks come to san diego and get some proper burritos baby!
zakalwe 05.02.19	Bangers and mash Toad in the hole Fry Up Curry Shepherds Pie Cottage Pie Chicken and Mushroom Pie Steak and Kidney Pie Fish and Chips Chinese Roast Dinner. Treacle Pudding and Custard Bread Pudding Tottenham Cake 🇬🇧
Hawks 05.02.19	Budge I would fuckin love to.
oldsoul 05.02.19	Push Taco Bell and Arby's much closer to the top, and drop Five Guys and Del Taco down
SitarHero 05.02.19	"The best fast food in the UK is served in pop up food courts or street food market vendors now - guess it's probably the same in the US too?" Something like that. The best fast food in California is the hole in the wall Mexican places. The kind of places that you wouldn't know about if you didn't know about it.
idiotican 05.02.19	Not a bad list, but I would put Popeye's, KFC and Chick-fil-a higher.
Sinternet 05.02.19	Five Guys #1 [2]
budgie 05.02.19	i thought you were english sinternet
Sinternet 05.02.19	we have five guys here
Hawks 05.02.19	Chick-fil-a is my fav then I’d prob take Wendy’s and KFC as my top 3.
Kalopsia 05.02.19	I've always been addicted to Rocky Rococo pizza
DoofDoof 05.02.19	'europe in general has a really bad conception of mexican food in every instance i encountered, i really feel for you all' Probably, mexican food is associated with being cheap to knock out and giving you the shits in the UK. Sort of same level as bad/cheap Indian - 'oh you'll be spending the day on the toilet tomorrow'. People here just think Mexican dishes you cook at home. I do like Mexican though, wish there were better places in the UK. Your mid level Wahaca sort of places are pretty dull. Low level stuff like Chiquitos I've never heard anyone go to. Just looked and London does have seven Chipotle chain restaurants - guessing they're the same chain as the US. Three Taco Bells too. Might give them a go.
Sinternet 05.02.19	idk back in brighton there's a fair few really good mexican places, but ofc thats an exception
LOVEANDACCEPTANCE 05.02.19	brighton these nuts
budgie 05.02.19	oh man sinternet i just looked up dos sombreros in brighton and these pictures are what im talking about... plates of bell peppers and ears of corn lol
JoeTex 05.02.19	another vote for wendy's
JoeTex 05.02.19	"I've always been addicted to Rocky Rococo pizza" niiice. killer breadsticks too. u from IL?
Kalopsia 05.02.19	^ WI cheers brutha
suppatime 05.02.19	moe's=freebirds>chipotle>qdoba for mission style burritos
budgie 05.02.19	"mission style burritos" https://media1.tenor.com/images/eb0b5420660f8d538158923a90ddaa70/tenor.gif?itemid=7896880
CygnusX1 05.02.19	In-n-out is the best fast food quality for your dollar. Nobody is out here saying it's the best shit ever but it's better than other cheap ass burger, plus it's all about animal fries anyway. Dairy queen is just microwaved frozen food lol
JeetJeet 05.02.19	Five Guys is better than In N Out.
suppatime 05.02.19	lmfao what is wrong w mission burritos. i mean i know those are not authentic mission style and they made their shit for white people but that's where their style/ordering style comes from. surprised nobody's mentioned whataburger but in n out and five guys both have things they do better than the other
DoofDoof 05.02.19	Best burger chain in London is Byrons by an absolute mile - but it isn't a fast food place. Destroys Five Guys. FG is just supersized slightly upmarket McDonalds.
widowslaugh123 05.02.19	They call it In n Out because you walk in and go “oh yeah this place sucks” and walk out
budgie 05.02.19	in n out is great man square up son
Larkinhill 05.02.19	Five Guys is pretty goddamn fucking good and, while it’s not quite what it used to be 10-20 yrs ago, Wendy’s is underrated and damn good. But NOTHING can beat Bojangles. That fried chicken, Cajun filet biscuit...damn. We don’t have those here in Cali but I lived in the southeast for 25 years and they’re all over there. Damn I miss that shit.
zakalwe 05.02.19	“That fried chicken, Cajun filet biscuit“ Sounds vile.
budgie 05.02.19	zak what's fast place food english the best
Sinternet 05.02.19	byron is pretty nice yeah, their vegan burgers are pretty good so I can go out with my pansy arse mates to eat 'oh man sinternet i just looked up dos sombreros in brighton and these pictures are what im talking about... plates of bell peppers and ears of corn lol' damn good research, I try and go there every time I'm back home, althought its a bit tex mex more than proper mexican. la choza is our best one for proper mexican street food
zakalwe 05.02.19	In terms of your run of the mill franchised stuff, in all honesty I’d have to say none of it. In terms of chain restaurant set-ups. Nandos which is South African. GBK which is bust and Wagamama which is bog standard noodle type stuff. Independent fish and chip shops, curry houses and kebab houses for a chicken shish are the only things that tick all the boxes for me.
Sinternet 05.02.19	kebabs are mostly rank though and half the curry houses everywhere have like E's from the health inspector find decent korean/japanese places if you're in a city (ur fucked if ur in some shite little town), they're never bad and some are awesome. also like they tend to be cheaper than most
zakalwe 05.02.19	You’ll dodge a kebab house but happily eat at a city Korean place. There will be more rats and shite in one of them establishments and it ain’t the one where you’ll get chilli sauce boss.
DoofDoof 05.02.19	I live a ten minute walk away from New Malden which is the little Korea of England - about 50 Korean restaurants and 10 or so Japanese ones. Place is quality, everyone seems to eat out every night in that community, all the restaurants are busy.
widowslaugh123 05.02.19	I’m vegan
JoeTex 05.02.19	sbarro
Rowhaus 05.02.19	forgot them too damn
Rowhaus 07.20.19	Shake Shack is apparently coming where I live so lucky me
Source 07.20.19	Never heard of that one
GhostB1rd 07.20.19	I like that even sint knows a burger has fucking meat in it.
GhostB1rd 07.20.19	Pretty fucked ranking tbh, Five Guys is hot garbage and Wendy's is amazing, e.g.
StrikeOfTheBeast 07.20.19	Haven't had fast food in a while. Wendy's was good though.
tectactoe 07.21.19	Jersey Mikes should be top. Good list though.
Source 07.21.19	Five Guys rules. They literally dump fries into your bag
budgie 07.21.19	never had five guys befoooooore
Rowhaus 07.21.19	yeah Wendy's fucks but it's definitely not better than Five Guys sorry not sorry
Source 07.21.19	Give it a try budg
budgie 07.21.19	there is one super close to me what should i order for first time?
anat 07.21.19	I've some quality independent places round me, the dirtier the place the better. Local Indian place called Curry Munch deliver hot and greasy grub in about 20 mins. I don't want gourmet shit when I'm ordering food on my phone, I want my insides curdled
Source 07.21.19	@budgie I always just get a cheeseburger when I go there
Rowhaus 07.21.19	get a double with grilled onions and mushrooms
RolyPoly 07.22.19	Had five guys last night Food from a garbage can would taste better
Rowhaus 07.02.20	pretty much been living in the drive thru nowadays
WatchItExplode 07.02.20	Back to say again that Dairy Queen's easy bake oven heat lamp bs is easily the worst national chain for fast food.
Ryus 07.03.20	five guys fries are the best
Rowhaus 07.03.20	They're pretty great. A really polarizing question is In-N-Out fries. It's almost on par with pineapple on pizza. I think In-N-Out fries kinda blow.
Josh D. 07.03.20	no one should eat fast food, a plague upon this planet, but the correct answer is Whataburger, goodbye
Slex 07.03.20	White Castle is great if you want to eat a big clump of nasty ass onions disguised as a burger THE worst burgers on the planet
Emim 07.03.20	Five Guys is good once you wring the gallon of grease out of it
Ryus 07.03.20	cookout is the go-to for the 3-am drive-in meal when i'm at college not great but it's cheap and the milkshakes are great
Slex 07.03.20	Cookout is a gift from the gods when you just want some junky comfort food
gryndstone 07.03.20	five guys is fine but it's not top 3. it's drenched in grease and overpriced anyways taco bell should be number 1 that's my take
Ryus 07.03.20	five guys is for sure overpriced yeah
Rowhaus 07.03.20	they top off the bag with fries tho so that adds to the charm
AlexKzillion 07.03.20	Jersey Mikes sucks hard in my experience
Rowhaus 07.03.20	Get a Mike's Way Italian sub bro. As far as fast food goes it's top class. Also I put DQ high pretty much entirely for the desserts, although I think their savory stuff is over-hated.
Emim 07.03.20	For a sub I'm always gonna hit up an actual deli
Ryus 07.03.20	bodega sandwich>>>>anything from jersey mikes im sorry jersey mikes is terrible
Emim 07.03.20	Beachhut Deli is pretty good too
Tb1114 07.03.20	taco bell is 1 chipotle is 2 and that's that [2]
budgie 07.03.20	in n out is 1
Rowhaus 07.04.20	I love me some beach hut but it isn't fast food imo
Emim 07.04.20	I don't think so either, but it's about the same as a lot of the stuff mentioned here.
joshieboy 07.04.20	Never been to the U.S but had Five Guys in London and the burgers were pretty damn good so they get my vote.
TheAntichrist 12.18.20	arby's
ieatbabies795 12.18.20	The Habit is my fav but if I choose off the list it’ll be Chik Fil A
Pheromone 12.18.20	out of the american-only ones ive only ever tried long john silver coz they had it in singapore so thats #1
ieatbabies795 12.18.20	Nah their chicken burger is overrated
ieatbabies795 12.18.20	“out of the american-only ones ive only ever tried long john silver coz they had it in singapore so thats #1“ Singapore? Huh I’ve only ever seen one in my life but maybe that’s cause I’m in California
Pheromone 12.18.20	yeah lol - was on the NTU campus I was staying at too, was a bit wild. was pretty weak but given you actually couldn't cook for yourself there I had to sink a few long john's
Pheromone 12.18.20	i would never pun
porcupinetheater 12.18.20	Phero don't pun, he just wanted to drop a line
Pheromone 12.18.20	YaRrr-p
TheAntichrist 12.18.20	fair o'moan
WeepingBanana 12.18.20	Subway needs to be last place by a mile. Utter putrid shit
ieatbabies795 12.18.20	Never heard of jimmy boys tacos
SymbolicInTime 12.18.20	Mcd's is way, way, way, way, way too high
TheAntichrist 12.18.20	you're way too high from all that crack u smokin
Pheromone 12.18.20	antichrist can your next list be a do you smoke crack list please ?
ieatbabies795 12.18.20	What you mean? They should be lower especially when you have chains like chik fil a, the habit, five guys becoming more popular
ieatbabies795 12.18.20	Just looked up jimmy boys tacos, looks pretty good, kinda like a Pollo Loco
ieatbabies795 12.18.20	Do people still like Chipotle? Do they still serve you a side of salmonella with your food?
Pheromone 12.18.20	i dont like fish so i wouldnt know
Rowhaus 12.18.20	The milkshakes from Del Taco are a pretty well-kept secret. Definitely the best thing they have to offer. That's also the only reason DQ is where it is. The non-dessert items are awful but I could eat a Heathbar blizzard every fuckn day.
ieatbabies795 12.18.20	I always liked the cheeseburger from del taco, the box it comes in even says “who orders a burger from del taco?” Lmao
TheAntichrist 12.18.20	@pheromone how about a list of users that be smokin crack i'd have to censor the title cus sputnik politics really fucking suck lol kinda like a blowjob with teeth which on paper should be an interesting experience, but in practice is fucking awful lol
ieatbabies795 12.18.20	Who would be first on the list
Rowhaus 12.18.20	"honestly had no idea del taco does milkshakes" They're fantastic. I haven't had one in quite a while but it's probably my #1 fast food milkshake. In-N-Out and Carls are closely behind.
TheAntichrist 12.18.20	prolly parky boi
unclereich 12.18.20	1 is 1 and thats really all that matters
TheAntichrist 12.18.20	in n' out hehe