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04.25.19 Worst Albums of all time challenge

Worst Albums of all time challenge

Not to rip anyone else off (I know there is one going right now) but a few friends (sput users, blou52 and Frost1620) and I have been at this for a few months. Below is what we have survived so far. If there are any we should do let me know. Surprisingly enough, I didn't hate all of these, just most of them.
1Blood on the Dance Floor
Let's Start a Riot

The album that started our self harm. This was probably the funniest thing we listened to on here.
2Six Feet Under
True Carnage

Mostly just bland. One Bullet Left featuring Ice-T is pretty funny though.
3Asking Alexandria
Stand Up and Scream

I actually like metalcore, but this is just bad. Very bland songs, lots of chugging, and general angsty teen cringe.
4Bathory
Octagon

Deserves every 1 its ever received. Awful thrash metal with absolutely abysmal production.
5Morbid Angel
Illud Divinum Insanus

Some of the death metal songs are okay, but the industrial ones are some of the worst in the genre.
6Bring Me The Horizon
Suicide Season

Alright deathcore. Not really my style.
7Waking the Cadaver
Perverse Recollections of a Necromangler

If the vocals on this weren't so fucking terrible it would have just been really generic brutal death metal.
8Disturbed
Evolution

Easily the worst album this band has ever released. Near impossible levels of boring.
9Burzum
Daudi Baldrs

I actually thought some of this was ok, but a lot of it is pretty uneventful and the fact that it sounds like it was preformed on a toy piano certainly doesn't help.
10Blood on the Dance Floor
It's Hard to Be a Diamond...

Actually finds a way to be worse than Let's Start a Riot by not being unintentionally funny. Very painful to listen to.
11Cryptopsy
The Unspoken King

If this was released by a deathcore band it probably would have just been forgotten. The clean singing is easily the worst aspect of the album.
12Bathory
Requiem

Like with a few other albums on this list, I know some people like this one, but I was not a fan. The 2.2/5 average seems accurate to me. The drum machine on here is atrocious.
13Korn
The Path of Totality

Nu-Metal mixed with dubstep. Need I say more?
14Attila
Soundtrack to a Party

Hilariously bad at times, but mostly just cringe-worthy.
15In Flames
Battles

In Flames is one of my favorite bands, but not even I can find much of anything redeemable here. There are a few riffs here and there, but that's about it. More of an alt-rock album than anything else.
16In Flames
Siren Charms

Possibly even worse than battles. The band took more of a Nu-metal direction here and failed miserably.
17In Flames
I, the Mask

Not terrible, but not good either. Definitely an improvement over the previous two disasters. About half the album is worth hearing for die hard fans and the other half is Battles 2.0.
18Suicide Silence
Suicide Silence

I already don't like this band, but this album makes The Cleansing look like The Sound of Perseverance. Another really boring album and what do you know? They added nu-metal this time. Delightful.
19Bring Me The Horizon
Sempiternal

Not really lowly rated, but we did listen to it. Not terrible, but this kind of alt-rock stuff is not my cup of tea.
20Papa Roach
Infest

Last Resort is still a pretty hard jam, the rest of the album, however, is not. Mostly just boring nu-metal.
21Pantera
Metal Magic

Awful Motely Crue worship that's pretty good for a laugh. Most of the Terry Glaze era for this band is pretty awful.
22Ladybaby
Nippon Manju

I actually like Babymetal quite a bit, so I went into this expecting a good time. Sadly, this is just boring. Doesn't live up to its potential.
23Butcher Babies
Goliath

Boring metalcore/deathcore. Not unlistenable, but not anything worth listening to.
24Coal Chamber
Coal Chamber

A really bad Korn rip-off. One of the worst Nu-Metal albums to ever garner any mainstream attention.
25Queensryche
Dedicated to Chaos

Legendarily bad record. Queensryche try to appeal to the youth by playing pop music with lyrics about "hot spots" and youtube. A hard 1/5 if there ever was one.
26Emmure
Speaker of the Dead

Basically what would happen if Limp Bizkit started playing deathcore. There is some funny stuff on here, but its mostly just monotonous and dumb.
27Machine Head
Supercharger

This is the second nu-metal album they put out. This is far far worse than The Burning Red, which I actually like. I only listened once, but I don't remember a single good track on here. Robb Flynn rapping is pretty funny though.
28Waco Jesus
The Destruction of Commercial Scum

Not bad at all, just a bit on the bland side. Okayish brutal death metal, bad snare tone.
29Five Finger Death Punch
Got Your Six

At least this band's previous albums were funny, this just sucks.
30Motionless in White
Infamous

Hilariously bad lyrics, painfully boring music. There are a few riffs here and there, but this is mostly just bad metalcore.
31Carnifex
Dead in My Arms

Not awful, but pretty stale, even by deathcore standards. "Lie to My Face" and "Slit Wrist Savior" are solid jams though.
32Vondur
Stridsyfirlysing

This is a parody black metal project started by some guys that were in Abruptum and Ophthalamia, which are both well known bands in black metal circles. Pretty funny album overall. It's comparable to something like impaled northern moonforest, but a lot more competent/serious musically. There are actually some riffs on here.
33Bring Me The Horizon
There Is a Hell, Believe Me I've Seen It...

Another one that's not really lowly rated, but we ended up listening to their entire discography. It was on this album that the band started moving away from deathcore (and being heavy overall). Not my thing.
34Bring Me The Horizon
This Is What the Edge of Your Seat Was Made For

Not the worst thing ever, but I don't usually like metalcore that’s played in this style. This is sort of a rip off of bands like Zao.
35Satyricon
Satyricon

An absolute joke when compared to this bands back catalogue. Very commercial sounding and boring record. The songs go nowhere and are very simplistic.
36Whitechapel
Mark of the Blade

I actually like this band, but this album blows. The album's sound is a continuation of Our Endless War, which is also considered to suck. There are a few riffs that caught my ear, but this is mostly just boring.
37Limp Bizkit
Three Dollar Bill Y'all

Legendarily bad band. This album has a bit of a Korn vibe unlike their later stuff, but still fails to be anything decent. A funny album at times though.
38Limp Bizkit
Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water

More mainstream than the debut. Songs like Rollin' are a guilty pleasure, but most of the album is pretty stale.
39Bring Me The Horizon
That's the Spirit

Pretty bland rock album. Not unlistenable, but pretty boring unless you're into this kind of stuff. A few of the songs were catchy.
40Bring Me The Horizon
Amo

One of the worst albums of 2019. Beyond boring pop rock that makes an absolute mockery of this band's previous material.
41Bring Me The Horizon
Count Your Blessings

Aside from the overuse of chugging breakdowns, this album is actually pretty good At the Gates worshiping deathcore.
42Hellyeah
Hellyeah

Awful groove metal. The title track is a guilty pleasure though.
43Vaginal Jesus
Affirmative Apartheid

Pretty bad, yet at the same time pretty fucking funny whether its a joke or not. For those that don't know, this project involved Seth Putnam of Anal Cunt fame. Similar lyrics, but A LOT more offensive (if that's even possible).
4414 Sacred Words
Unbreakable

The concept of NS metalcore sounded hilarious but sadly this band is just too competent musically to be funny. The lyrics are a 0/5 though.
45Queensryche
Frequency Unknown

Geoff Tate's solo "Queensryche" album that proved to the fans that the only thing wrong with Queensryche was the fact that Geoff Tate was in the band.
46Der Sturmer
The Blood Calls for W.A.R.

This band's second album is okayish, but this was one of the worst black metal albums I have ever heard.
47Attack Attack! (US)
Someday Came Suddenly

God awful metalcore that is an absolute chore to sit thorough.
48Torsofuck
Erotic Diarrhea Fantasy

Greatest lyrics of all time. If only the music was to the same standard.
49Aryan Terrorism
War

Some pretty passable riffs at times but the production and the drum machine are awful. If you want to laugh look up the lyrics to the song "Crush the Lies" where Varggoth calls out all of the "poser" black metal bands like Marduk and Emperor.
50Phyllomedusa
Molesting The Frogeater

Borders on being harsh noise. Some of the worst goregrind I have ever heard.
51Unleashing My Demons
Tran​(ce​)​scen(e​)dance

Another 0/5. Fucking hilarious
52Destruction
The Least Successful Human Cannonball

Z-grade Pantera knock-off. Really bad stuff.
53Sepultura
Nation

Even worse than the album the preceded it. Boring to the point of tears.
54Edge of Sanity
Cryptic

Not really bad, just very generic. I ended up reviewing this one on here if you want to know more.
55Queensryche
Tribe

Stale album. Not much to say really. The earlier tracks are solid, but then the album devolves into hard rock cliches.
56Angry Aryans
Too White for You

RAC is probably the worst genre in the history of music, and this is no exception. Disgustingly racist and seriously lacking in the songwriting department as well.
57Queensryche
Operation: Mindcrime II

I actually listened to this years ago and thought it sucked. I was hoping that I was wrong going in, but it turns out this was even worse than I remembered.
58Six Feet Under
Bringer of Blood

Amerika the Brutal is one of the funniest songs in the SFU catalogue, but the rest of the album is just bad and boring like most of the band's material.
59Six Feet Under
Graveyard Classics

blou52 ended up reviewing this one on here if you are interested, but to keep it short, its bad. Really bad.
60Annotations Of An Autopsy
Welcome To Sludge City

I actually like deathcore, but this is terrible. Abysmal vocals paired with extremely generic and forgettable instrumentation.
61Machine Head
Catharsis

Very inconsistent album. The songs range from being decent to outright abysmal and the horrendous lyrics certainly don't help. Probably the second worst album in the MH discography.
62Emmure
Felony

Almost exactly like the other one we jammed. Total chug fest with terrible performances all around.
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