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Do Your Worst: search for the worst albums thread.

I'm trying to continue what TheCynic started, May he rest in peace and good music. You rec a terrible album, ona at a time, and I'll try to survive this.
1Pantera
Metal Magic


TheCynic
2MetaL BrotherS
Thunders - Demo


Soe
3DoomThrone
Skeleton Veiled in Flesh


OvRot
4Mariah Carey
Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel


asdf277
On a scale from 'stereotypical straight guy picturing what a stereotypical gay guy listens to' to 'drowning in glitter', this rates as 'a stale donut'.
1.5
5Worm Ouroboros
Come the Thaw


teamster
On a scale from 'staring at a dull landscape' to 'listening to post-ambient-rock albums about staring at dull landscapes', this rates as 'compilation of every soft interlude from every prog-post-rock album on Constellation Records'.
2.5
6Summoning
Upon The Viking Stallion


OvRot
7Etienne Sin
Sinna: Volume 1


bgillesp
8Myrimin
Zvier Viartajecca


MrSu
9Sonic Syndicate
Confessions


swipenet
10John Lennon
Unfinished Music No1: Two Virgins


ArsMoriendi
11Sahara
Texarkana


TheSonomaDude
12Terrorizer
Hordes of Zombies


Fear
13Jacob Sartorius
Last Text


50iL
14Primitive Man
Caustic


Astral Abortis
On a scale from 'Bell Witch' to 'Ghost', this is 'I'm-not-really-sure-this-is-really-doom'.
3
15Tales Of Gaia
Hypernova


Sevengill
On a scale from '60 year olds who still listen to power metal' to 'theatrical power metal masterpiece', this rates as 'accidentaly okay instrumentation with laughable vocals'.
1.5
16Naked Luigi
¡Nake!


AdolfChrist
17Mike Love
Looking Back With Love


TheLongShot
18Bad Departure
Bad Departure


TheSonomaDude
19Hello Kitty Suicide Club
^_^


gognonov
20Anal Cunt
I Like It When You Die


Allergist
21The Velvet Underground
Squeeze


Spec
22Jaden Smith
Syre


MyShadow
23Johnny Rebel
For Segregationists Only


MrSu
24Hotel Books
Run Wild, Young Beauty


AdolfChrist
25Waking the Cadaver
Perverse Recollections of a Necromangler


SoccerRiot
26will.i.am
#Willpower


Azertherion
27I See Stars
Treehouse


gagnonov
28Sid Vicious
Sid Sings


Ziguvan
29Bull Of Heaven
210: Like a Wall in Which an Insect Live


dfevil85
30King 810
La Petite Mort or a Conversation With God


some dead guy
31BryanStars
Follow Your Dreams


TheCynic
32Missing Andy
Generation Silenced


Doof
On a scale from 'Jet covering Blur' to 'Blur covering Jet', this rates as 'one of those chavy UK post-britpop bands that thinks it's more meaningful than it actually is'.
2
33Kid Rock
Rock N Roll Jesus


evilford
34Pole Younger
Be Where In The Moment Of Grace


TheCynic
35ChugChugWob
Redemption


DinosaurJones
36Queensryche
Dedicated to Chaos


KJSwantKo
37Starset
Vessels


Evokaphile
38Emmure
Felony


Scheumke
39FEVER 333
Strength In Numb333rs


TheWonderSoFar
40Morbid Angel
Illud Divinum Insanus


StrikeOfTheBeast
41Periphery
Periphery IV: Hail Stan


Dolving999
42Rockosaurus Rex
The Big Bang!


pizzamachine
43The Gerogerigegege
Piano River


Jasdevi087
44Falling in Reverse
Fashionably Late


Danred97
45Aaron Carter
Love


TakeToYourGuns
46Remede
Everything Dead


JohnnyoftheWell
47Asking Alexandria
The Irony of Your Perfection


EclipseInYourEyes
48Bullet For My Valentine
Gravity


Bl4ckheart
On a scale from 'Falling in Reverse' to 'modern day In Flames', this rates as 'what die-hard fans on In Flames probably think of their music now'.
2
49Blind Seer
Apocalypse 2.0


Elynna
On a scale from 'boring prog thrash likes of which I've never heard before' to 'boring prog thrash like of which I've heard before', this rates as 'boring prog thrash likes of which I probably heard before, but were too bored to remember'.
2.5

P.S.: some of the instrumentation was truly laughable sometimes, but yea, by en large not the worst thing ever.
50Annotations Of An Autopsy
Welcome To Sludge City


Avagantamos
51Autechre
Exai


sach
52Der Sturmer
The Blood Calls for W.A.R.


metalhead2425
53Titus Andronicus
The Monitor


LOVEANDACCEPTANCE
54Tara Vanflower
This womb like liquid honey


Divaman
On a scale from 'the goth chick that is too depressed to do anything productive' to 'the artsy chick who pretends to be goth for attention', this rates as 'whatever chick pretends to enjoy looped bird-screeching'.
1.5
55Takida
Bury The Lies


Sniff
On a scale from 'when your dad tries to act cool around your friends' to 'the entirety of post-Nirvana grunge scene', this rates as 'Gary Glitter before getting caught'.
1.5
56Phyllomedusa
Molesting The Frogeater


SlothcoreSam
57Prussian Blue
The Path We Chose


Papa Universe
58Robin Gibb
Secret Agent


TheLongShot
59Plain White T's
Parallel Universe


dfevil085
60Satan's Revenge On Mankind
Goreblast


metalhead2425
61We Break Hearts! Not Hymens
Suicide Is the Most Sincere Form Of Self Deprecati


SlicePaperMoog
62Florida Georgia Line
Here's to the Good Times


Ecnalzen
63Devin Townsend
Empath


sixdegrees
64George Frideric Handel
Organ Concertos, Op. 4


anarchistfish
65Yes
Heaven and Earth


Saros
66Solitaire
Invasion Metropolis


Mister Twister
67Balloon Journey
Balloon Journey


Judio!
68Dance Gavin Dance
Instant Gratification


BlazinBlitzer
69Six Feet Under
Graveyard Classics III


deezer666
70Destruction
The Least Successful Human Cannonball


StrikeOfTheBeast
71The Forrest Gump Mile High Marathon
The Forrest Gump Mile High Marathon


JustJoe.
72Bring Me The Horizon
Sempiternal


Snake.
73Finsterforst
Mach Dich Frei


Donchivo
(note to self: music video)
74Creed
Weathered


idiotican
75Elvis Presley
Having Fun with Elvis on Stage


Zig
76Stereos
Stereos


PyramidNoise
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