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Reviews 1
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Album Ratings 208
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Last Active 04-02-19 4:24 pm
Joined 04-02-19
Review Comments 71
| Dinner Tonight (4/2)
Hi there, this is Treeman. If youre over 21 years old you may remember me. I used to talk a lot of shit on here and have lots of opinions about a lot of music that most people consider to be totally worthless. I also used to host a program of some notoriety called "Cooking With Treeman". While Im not going to reboot Cooking With Treeman, Im still going to tell you what the fuck Im eating and strongly suggest that you eat the same thing because I am a chef by trade and the maggots who cant cook for themselves and only suck on the garbage that they get delivered to their trash can disgust me and need to be taught. So, Dinner
Tonight is a new segment from your favorite "weird sputnik" user. Im just gonna tell you waht the fuck Im gonna eat and what the fuck Im gonna listen to. If you dont like it, I genuinely want to hear all about it. I live for conflict. I am no coward | | 1 |  | The Maine
You Are OK
Tonight I bought 5 large white shrimps and I think that I am going to cook them up. Problem is, I got a few ideas. Mostly stuck between 2 at this point. | | 2 |  | Marianas Trench
Phantoms
One is that I want to make [i]gnudi[/i] with some smoked feta cheese and serve it with seared shrimps, tomato and buttermilk | | 3 |  | Droid
Droid
Problem is, I also went out and bought some cocnut milk and quinoa, so now I also want to make the shrimps with dumplings, but this time just potato dumplings made from some local blue potatoes, toasted quinoa, a tomato and coconut sauce, and salted coconut milk stabilized with agar agar. | | 4 |  | Outkast
Speakerboxxx/The Love Below
One is more involved than the other by a decent margin, mostly cause I have to create a properly stabilized emulsion of coconut milk and agar agar which I have not done, but please do sound off in the comments and help me decide what to do with my god damn 5 shrimps. | | 5 |  | Venetian Snares
Rossz Csillag Allat Szuletett
to be clear i do not want you to give me other recipes, just help me decide thanks | |
treeman2STIFF
04.02.19 | thi sis not the right "Droid". the real droid has an album with a cute lil blue rob ot on it and it doesnt sound like nu metal | AtomicWaste
04.02.19 | I'm lazy so I'd probably do the gnudi myself - though both sound delicious | treeman2STIFF
04.02.19 | thank you for your comment mr waste. i value the input | treeman2STIFF
04.02.19 | hi just checking in. i got really worried because I thought it was like 7 and i hadn't done anything that I needed to do today (my day off) and I wasnt gonna have time to make dinner but then I looked and its only 2:30 but I just ate/am about to eat I'd say approximately 250-300mg of thc in the form of a couple beefy buttermilk espresso brownies so Ill see where Im at in a bit, maybe Ill already be eating | theBoneyKing
04.02.19 | omg he's back | Ryus
04.02.19 | gnudi is boss | Lord(e)Po)))ts
04.02.19 | NOT THIS GUY | JoeTex
04.02.19 | send them back to the sea | treeman2STIFF
04.02.19 | hi evereybody especially you potsy. dont worry, its possible the discourse around here will stick a boot up my rear and send me through the saloon doors | Relinquished
04.02.19 | "the maggots who cant cook for themselves and only suck on the garbage that they get delivered to their trash can disgust me and need to be taught"
fckin preach mean | Sinternet
04.02.19 | i ate maccies today | TheSpaceMan
04.02.19 | What's you devein technique for shrimp? If you buy de mudded miss me with any cooking advice | StrikeOfTheBeast
04.02.19 | idek | Deathconscious
04.02.19 | "I live for conflict. I am no coward"
whoa bro, idk if we can HANDLE this much ATTITUDE. | treeman2STIFF
04.02.19 | no i dont buy deveined and honestly knife tip works just fine if youre careful but you could use a knife/tweezer combo or something like that | treeman2STIFF
04.02.19 | I googled maccies and i had some maccies the other day, thank you sinternet | TheSpaceMan
04.02.19 | yea word i just use the knife tip too and a bit of finger. half the fun | treeman2STIFF
04.02.19 | tongue is the most fun way, veins are like weird spaghetti lol | RogueNine
04.03.19 | I was about to comment about your Maine review "Are you the real Treeman because the real Treeman had a cooking show." | treeman2STIFF
04.03.19 | I am the real treeman yes but im so much more now.
and for those wondering I made the shrimps with a spicy coconut/tomato sauce, vermont blue potato gnocchi, a coconut milk "noodle" with Agar Agar and hijiki powder
honestly I may have accidentally grabbed the bag of xnathan gum because I dont keep my futuristic white powders labeled but y'know | treeman2STIFF
04.03.19 | this is how it came out
https://imgur.com/MV5iSeA | Ryus
04.04.19 | looks sick, coconut + shrimp is fire |
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