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Last Active 11-23-22 12:43 pm
Joined 03-29-18

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 Lists
04.21.24 A Sadistic Choice09.09.23 In Flames ranked
05.23.23 so how do you change your avatar now 03.12.21 New album!!!
08.14.20 New EP08.07.20 New song from me
07.14.20 Remastered my first EP03.16.20 New song
11.28.19 New song from yours truly08.21.19 New single
06.16.19 Willow's Best of 2019 (so far)06.15.19 Motionless In White ranked
06.10.19 deadmau5 ranked04.27.19 New Years Day ranked
04.19.19 Get Scared ranked03.04.19 Check out my album
02.25.19 Willow's Worst of 201802.24.19 Sunny Day Real Estate ranked
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Musical jokes

These artists are complete jokes, maybe even memes.
1Blood on the Dance Floor

No shit
2Threatin

Jared Threatin is actually a genius. Too bad he wasted his smarts on a scam.
3Insane Clown Posse

FUCKIN' MAGNETS
4Hinder

I thought Lips of an Angel was by Generic Country Singer #4554697 upon hearing it
5Meghan Trainor

I wish she would just fuck off tbh
6The Chainsmokers

blah blah selfie why did you unleash this upon us steve aoki
75 Seconds of Summer

plagarism
8Hulk Hogan and The Wrestling Boot Band

There is only one wrestler who is also a passable musician and that is Chris Jericho
9Macho Man Randy Savage

See the above.
10brokeNCYDE

blah blah blah just make it stop
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