Tyler.
02.21.19 | every lie you tell comes true but i still wanna be with you |
JWT155
02.21.19 | I was at a friends place in college. I was new to drinking. I was fucked up.
A few girls came back, I was going to crash there. I was really into one girl. We hit it off. Buddy there ended up getting with the girl and went to his room. She left her drivers license on the table. I picked it up, and in a moment of rage I bent it up. Stupid fucking decision.
Now with it all bent up, drunk me thought well gotta destroy the evidence. Cut it up and put it in the trash.
Girl now, obviosuly worried about her drivers license. I denied knowing what happened.
Long story short her Dad is a state trooper, called me, threatened to end my life if I didn't give it back, told him what happened and then I gave her money to get a new one.
Don't make stupid fucking decisions when drunk kids. I still think about it every so often (probably happend like 8 years ago now) and I still cringe thinking about it. Not my finest moment. Never actual told anyone that story either. |
Gallantin
02.21.19 | Wait, it costs money to get a new driver's licence?
I don't drink often (essentially at all), so my worst story is pretty tame. When I was 18, drank too much at a club, convinced a girl to let me dance in her high heels, sprained my ankle, and couldn't afford a cab so took the three-hour walk home until 6am and slept all day. Then I couldn't walk for a week. |
hal1ax
02.21.19 | so this is more gross than it was difficult or whatever but i went to bed once after drinking way too much champagne and i ended up throwing up all over myself in my sleep and when i woke up there was throw up all over my chest and a bunch of ants were crawling all over me feasting on my sugary vomit |
JWT155
02.21.19 | Like $20-$30 for a replacement. |
deathschool
02.21.19 | hey BITCH. Me too. Let’s have fuck |
hal1ax
02.21.19 | hahaa |
Sinternet
02.21.19 | i walked into a lampost and knocked myself out for about 30 seconds |
Tyler.
02.21.19 | @sinbternet el;aborabte on that right now lol thats SO funny! |
naughtcturnal
02.21.19 | well my last one was when I was on the toilet and started feeling dizzy and had to puke but I was taking a shit and didnt want to shit on the floor as I was puking my guts out in the sink so I just projectile vomited numerous times on the wall facing the toilet. I then wiped my ass, got up from the toilet and slipped in the puddle that was dripping from the wall |
naughtcturnal
02.21.19 | and then I had to clean it up afterwards and it was like 3 in the morning |
Allergist
02.21.19 | Drank 10 shots of whiskey, 2 shots of scotch, and a bottle of beer on prom night's afterparty by a lake. I was piss-ass drunk but I was hungry and decided to leave by myself to go get Taco Bell. I remember announcing it but apparently nobody heard me and I just vanished. It was only a few miles up the road but I thought taking a boat across the lake would be easier. So starting going up the lake's coast to find a boat and eventually puked by brains out and fell asleep by a table. I awoke to find the cops poking at me and shit. Turns out my prom group freaked out and I thought I went missing and called the cops, who had been searching for me all night. Good times. |
Sinternet
02.21.19 | aiwaz shotguns a beer and laments the 'porch monkeys' who ruined this quiet white town |
Minushuman24
02.21.19 | hmmm, the last bad experience started from a very positive experience. I was super drunk and with a girl at the time, we were in her room and someone barged in to tell me my other friends were leaving, so i get up and say goodbye to them and I blacked out. All I remember is spending the rest of the night throwing up on the couch with everyone surrounding me. Pretty embarrassing as I did not know most the people there. |
Minushuman24
02.21.19 | Oh and I fell asleep in my vom a few times |
naughtcturnal
02.21.19 | that feeling when you start feeling alive again 2 days later |
sonictheplumber
02.21.19 | got drunk took a bunch of pills smoked a ton of weed and got thrown out of a melvins show. twice |
YakNips
02.21.19 | one time i walked to 7/11 in a bra and open flannel shirt, put a bottle of nyquil in my pocket, and asked the guy behind the counter if nyquil makes you trip and he told the cops and i got pulled over walking home and acted cool and she let me go and nothing happened |
deathschool
02.21.19 | Who the fuck is posting these paragraphs? Execute the intellectuals |
widowslaugh123
02.21.19 | Didn’t read the the description or comments or anything just wanted to say I too am drunk have a good day |
naughtcturnal
02.21.19 | dont forget to drink water and eat the leftover spaghetti in ur fridge before catching some zzzzs |
widowslaugh123
02.21.19 | Yooo just noticed 5 tho niiiiicccceee |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
02.21.19 | Uhhh probably getting my nose broken and arrested by a cop when I was 16 that one was pretty bad |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
02.21.19 | I had it coming |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
02.21.19 | Another time I went to bed black out wasted and woke up in the middle of the night and peed in my closet/my laundry basket all over my clothes and went back to bed. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
02.21.19 | Getting alcohol poisoning at 14 and telling my parents some dude outside a 711 gave me drugs instead of admitting I was drunk also ended well |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
02.21.19 | I got really drunk and convinced a friend 5x my size to punch me in the face, broke my nose again. Was like a couple months after the cop did |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
02.21.19 | Just a few of many highlights, there is no way in hell I'm sharing my worst one on Sputnik tho so those will have to do |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
02.21.19 | Oh ya nice, can relate, I got kicked out of a christian stadium concert for trying to pee on the people in front of me while at a youth group trip as a kid |
hal1ax
02.21.19 | yea i've peed in a lot of bizarre places. uhh in a shoe, in a vase , sock drawer.. etc |
hal1ax
02.21.19 | with zero recollection... all told to me retrospectively |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
02.21.19 | Hopefully someone elses shoe |
Trebor.
02.21.19 | Election night 2016. Drinking everything. Crashing at my friend's house. Waking up to vomit. Drive home still drunk. Pull over to vomit in 7/11 parking lot. All I have is a plastic bag. Puke into bag. But bag has a hole in it. Puke all over lap through bag. Finish driving home. Parking in my neighborhood sucks. Have to walk 10 minutes to my apartment. Throw up multiple times in multiple bushes on the way. Get home. Throw up again. Go to sleep. Wake up every couple of hours to throw up. Finally wake up the next day. Check phone. Yep, Trump is still president. Throw up again. |
hal1ax
02.21.19 | sachel tell me you've put a vodka-steeped tampon into your rectum ??
lol i knew this guy who used to do that.. prob most severe alcoholic i've ever bore witness to.. dude would do that and be taking pulls of whiskey concomitantly |
hal1ax
02.21.19 | yea that shits hardcore man. basically like intravenous alcohol consumption |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
02.21.19 | Lol "bootybooze" |
naughtcturnal
02.21.19 | that's fucked up bruh |
Trebor.
02.21.19 | what the fuck |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
02.21.19 | You guys dont admire efficiency? |
naughtcturnal
02.21.19 | jizz fusion |
Trundle
02.21.19 | i'll meet you in the shit abyss |
sonictheplumber
02.21.19 | i partied election night too but it was awesome dude we were streaming cnn and infowars eatin pizza |
sonictheplumber
02.21.19 | kinda shocked stein didnt win though |
sonictheplumber
02.21.19 | my worst drunk stories are when id mix booze with benadryl though. broke my tooth cause my legs quit workin |
sonictheplumber
02.21.19 | but i just told the melvins one cause having a "benadryl phase" is pretty gay |
sonictheplumber
02.21.19 | alright since everyone wants to hear it
had a bunch of booze and liquor all night partyin with johnny and another kid we worked at the carpet mill with. it had somehow got out that i was a benadryl freak so i got dared to take a few handfuls. anyway passed out around 7 am and puked up my fruity pebbles and booze, hallucinated my mother in my bed and was slowly cleaning up pukey pebbles trying to not to wake up my mom who wasnt there (she was at her house, i was living in a shack on my friends land), finally decided i needed coffee from johnny's folks kitchen, could still barely walk and i saw johnny sitting at the coffee table and was like sup, anyway i was fucked up bigger than shit in the kitchen trying to interact with johnnys folks and i mentioned johnny and they were like "oh he's in his bed upstairs" and i realized johnny was never there. went back to bed and slept like 16 hours |
PyramidNoise
02.21.19 | I lost all my stuff and ended up stranded in London in the middle of the night.
I had to sleep on the floor in a large train station. |
Rawmeeth38
02.21.19 | Pissed in me and my roommates closet twice in the middle of the night and ran in front of some random persons car |
sonictheplumber
02.21.19 | ffs folks handle ur booze |
PyramidNoise
02.21.19 | no. |
sixdegrees
02.21.19 | drank 2 4loko golds and started playing around with a pocket knife
slashed several fingers trying to close the thing and bled all over the bathroom sink |
sonictheplumber
02.21.19 | sick |
sonictheplumber
02.21.19 | sick |
sonictheplumber
02.21.19 | it was on like page 2 of the book. my dad was def on pills though |
sonictheplumber
02.21.19 | my initials are abc |
Muhlysa
02.21.19 | When I'm get drunk I get perma banned 💀☠ |
sonictheplumber
02.21.19 | sick |
keza
02.21.19 | wow these comments make me realise how tame a drunk I am |
Muhlysa
02.21.19 | When I was drunk on 3 Xans I drove into a trailer and then proceeded to change my tire before getting breatherlized |
Muhlysa
02.21.19 | Fun fact I had coke and more xans in my wallet but cops never checked it. Took those bitches right after they realized me 😜 |
Muhlysa
02.21.19 | Released |
Trifolium
02.21.19 | I was 16. Outside. Heard Smack My Bitch Up from an office window. Started worshipping on the pavement, "love that track soooo much". Worshipped my front tooth right in two.
This was all thanks to one bottle of Smirnoff Ice which I shared with 4 friends. |
guitarded_chuck
02.21.19 | drunk on a wednesday nice life |
guitarded_chuck
02.21.19 | https://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?memberid=437339&listid=182856 |
guitarded_chuck
02.21.19 | leaving sputnikmusic
hey guys. Ive been ojn the site for over 7 years now, and i have found a lot of great and amazing music discoveries throughout the years. the website has fallen to the wayside however and i think it is time to move on. It is a combination of the site refusal to update and my own life growing more and more hectic but this is what feels right. Thank you to everyone i have talked to here and the friends i have made. ILY see you around |
sixdegrees
02.21.19 | got everyone's hopes up for nothing |
DoofDoof
02.21.19 | My third or fourth worst experience was waking up in hospital gown, getting up, looking in mirror and seeing one of my front teeth was cracked and half missing then the nurse walking in saying ‘you owe me an apology’ |
DoofDoof
02.21.19 | Another good one was waking up to my friend screaming ‘uh, what’s happened’. He’d been asleep on a sleeping bag to the side of my bed and I’d turned in my sleep and puked over the side and onto him. |
StrikeOfTheBeast
02.21.19 | Worst drunk experience eh?
I had a beach day with the guys, and we loaded up on Guinness Draught. I didn't put on sunscreen or lotion and got a pretty bad sunburn. I also didn't eat much that day nor did I hydrate. The day was super fun and all, but towards the night, the booze and dehydration really hit me so I got tired and incoherent. I drove home and struggled to stay awake and alert during the 30 minute car ride. I woke up with a headache and felt completely drained during my work shift. Safe to say I haven't done that again since. |
StrikeOfTheBeast
02.21.19 | For another beach day we did, one of our friends had Red's apple ale for the first time and continued drinking it til' he quickly got drunk. He didn't eat or drink anything prior. He threw up a couple times and was drunk flirting with the lifeguard who was kind enough to help him to the car. He went to the hospital that night because he wouldn't wake up and wound up having a mild alcohol poisoning. Safe to say he's never had Red's apple ale since. haha |
guitarded_chuck
02.21.19 | are we supposed to think u guys are cool for this or |
StrikeOfTheBeast
02.21.19 | Also our black friend got drunk with us a couple times. The first time we were chillin' in my carport, he had two Mike's hard lemonades and actually blacked out (no pun intended). He fell on the ground, started flopping like a fish, and we put him in a wheelchair, but he started rolling away talking about how he's the dark rebellion and he's going to kill his father. My friends stuck a big tree branch through the wheels, and he tried to roll but fell off the chair again. He then took his shirt off and fell asleep. We went out to get a pizza and chill at the park, and we tried to get him to eat and drink water. He poured the water bottle on his crotch thinking he was actually drinking it. It was a sight to behold. He then came to about two hours later like nothing happened. |
Relinquished
02.21.19 | too many to count
ended up in fights throwing a guy through the shattered patio screendoor and then into the lake to stop harrassing girls in the party but caused damage (he ended up paying for it), ended up naked in the floridian wilderness and hitchhiked back 200 miles, ended up in Finland when I should've been in Norway, ended up bring back home the wrong dog, ended up in the wrong (right) street party hours after getting in a fight with my wife, and some other short stories |
Relinquished
02.21.19 | chuck either share something or stop being a sourpuss |
guitarded_chuck
02.21.19 | DUDE one time i literally POISONED myself with ALCOHOL and VOMITTED LOL |
Muhlysa
02.21.19 | Got drunk fucked a hooker . Ended up with aids . I'm dead |
guitarded_chuck
02.21.19 | LOL BRO CLASSIC |
Muhlysa
02.21.19 | This is true. Talking to a craigslist chick . She told me to cum to her hotel. She said she was leaving the door unloack. I opened the door. Shes on her knees blindfolded with a gag. I proceed to fuck her . Left. I was drunk off my sis. I tried to drive home and got lost for 3 hours . My house was like 3 miles away |
Muhlysa
02.21.19 | Haha that's why they removed person ads from craigslist |
StrikeOfTheBeast
02.21.19 | yikers haha |
Muhlysa
02.21.19 | That chick was a solid 10 Baltimore. 8 LA |
Muhlysa
02.21.19 | I have 5 more of these but I'm going stop |
Relinquished
02.21.19 | so like a 7.5 Miami |
Muhlysa
02.21.19 | 2 DWIS but I'm sober for 2 months now. Thank God for Enter the Gungeon |
Muhlysa
02.21.19 | I wanna fuck hunters doggo style |
guitarded_chuck
02.21.19 | DUDE im so HUNGOVER today LMAO that I CANT EVEN WORK LOL |
guitarded_chuck
02.21.19 | DUDE ONE TIME i was SO hungover I WATCHED NETFLIX for THREE DAYS STRAIGHT and ate nothing but DELIVERED PIZZA HUT LOL and now i dont fit into ANY OF MY CLOTHES |
budgie
02.21.19 | chuck youre the most annoying person on the internet |
guitarded_chuck
02.21.19 | budgie you are the most useful member of society |
sixdegrees
02.21.19 | the insecurity is real |
guitarded_chuck
02.21.19 | my mere presence makes tears flow from budgie in a rage of insecurity its fucking hilarious |
guitarded_chuck
02.21.19 | https://www.rt.com/news/452076-man-dies-china-livestream-drinking
this thread summed up |
hal1ax
02.21.19 | haha |
budgie
02.21.19 | hey hal1ax how has mtg arena been going? i'm strictly playing jeskai control these days |
hal1ax
02.21.19 | its been good man. been drafting a little bit... getting smashed every time but i'm still trying to become familiarized with the new set. gonna play some standard soon i think |
budgie
02.21.19 | yeah dude i threw like way too much $ in to drafting in RNA and kept getting wrecked by gates decks so just stopped before i got too upset with the game.. playing normal standard best-of-3 with my jeskai deck though i am really comfortable with. i think i typically have a high win average but any deck that sideboards in duress (or drill bit on top of duress) is rough. i once went up against a discard deck which just raped me to high hell and i stopped playing for a week, lol. which is poetic because typically in paper casual i played a discard deck. |
hal1ax
02.21.19 | jeskai runs no creatures huh? man i don't think i'd have patience to play that |
budgie
02.21.19 | my jeskai mainboard variation runs niv and there are.. lyra's & drakes in the sideboard
but yeah otherwise it's pretty much an, island, go deck, waiting for niv to rip off which is super fun. niv + precog whatever is crazy |
hal1ax
02.21.19 | x4 teferi ? |
budgie
02.21.19 | x3. most of my interaction is through board wipers, lol. then sitting on an absorb to protect niv with. teferi helps to draw into counterspells, but i'm never really use him as a win condition. i also have ral's in my mainboard. mostly for helping to draw into counterspells to protect niv with
so as i said before the duress matchup is.... almost impossible |
hal1ax
02.21.19 | yea duress is a bitch for you. do u run spell pierce's for them? |
budgie
02.21.19 | no spell pierces. my sideboard is negates, lyras, crackling drakes, and extra board wipes mostly. some enchantment hate. basically extras of what's on my mainboard |
dbizzles
02.21.19 | 'got drunk took a bunch of pills smoked a ton of weed and got thrown out of a melvins show. twice'
No pills and just one edible and tons and tons of beer, but I got kicked out of Norma Jean show during an opening set, for trying to start a pit and decking a security guard by mistake (didn't know until later). Cousin was in town for the show, talked them into letting me back in. They told me I could only come back if I stayed up on the balcony by the bar (lol wut) for the rest of the show. Had more drinks. Norma Jean came on and I ran downstairs and into the crowd for all of about 30 seconds before they dragged me out.
Walked over to a gay bar and had a drink. Cousin got out, we walked to Wendy's. I threw up in the road. Woke up on my floor. That was on a Monday night. I'm embarrassed that this happened. Never really browned out like that since I was in college. |
budgie
02.21.19 | why didn't you just counterspell the security guard |
dbizzles
02.21.19 | he had lvl 4 resist magic |
budgie
02.21.19 | bummer... happens all the time |
Slex
02.21.19 | I was basically a raging alcoholic in college, and on Halloween, my girlfriend at the time made a deal with me: I'd dress up as a woman, makeup and all, as long as I got wasted so I wasn't super self-conscious. Drank a whole big ass bottle of rum or something myself, apparently punched a girl in the eye at a party, passed out near the steps to my apartment (my gf and roommate had to carry my fat ass to bed), and to cap it off I pissed the bed w my gf in it.
In unrelated news, I no longer drink |
Tyler.
02.21.19 | glad this took off |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
02.22.19 | Hmm budgie vs guitardedchuck let's see, a nice dude who is easy to get along with vs a bitter insecure macho-man rageaholic what a toss up |
Trebor.
02.22.19 | most balanced fight of the century |
Dedes
02.22.19 | Worst drunk experience...ummm...I drank a lot of Stolichnaya vodka and puked. Enthralling. |
Tyler.
02.22.19 | i wonder what crazy things sowing has done under the influence |
JWT155
02.22.19 | Probably makes his 5 ratings a 4.5 instead |
GuanoBumbershoot
02.22.19 | Not my worst, but definitely my favourite:
I went out drinking hard for my friends birthday. We got back to his place at whatever hour in the morning, and I was trying to pass out on his couch. Started getting the spins, and tried to ride them out. Quickly realised that wasn't going to fly, so I made a mad dash to the bathroom down the hall. Without looking I burst in and went straight for the toilet. I instantly recognized the toilet bowl felt really weird. Holding onto my buddies thighs, I looked up into his eyes, realizing I had just puked all over him while he was taking a dump. |
Dedes
02.22.19 | Lmao fuck
How'd he take to that? |
GuanoBumbershoot
02.22.19 | He was a sweetheart about it, actually haha. He cleaned everything up, and put me back to bed. I woke up a few hours later, and got us coffee from the shop below his place. Friends to this day. |
StrikeOfTheBeast
02.22.19 | lmao |
dbizzles
02.22.19 | Wow. That’s a good friend. |
dbizzles
02.22.19 | Not you, him, to be clear. |
budgie
02.22.19 | "Hmm budgie vs guitardedchuck let's see, a nice dude who is easy to get along with vs a bitter insecure macho-man rageaholic what a toss up " wait which one is me |
StrikeOfTheBeast
02.22.19 | Isn't chuck the longest lasting shitposter here (not an insult btw chuck)? |
budgie
02.22.19 | i don't think it' a shitposting acc. i think it's a normal acc where he just happens to be a retard |
StrikeOfTheBeast
02.22.19 | lol |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
02.22.19 | Budgie ur the most huggable guy on the site |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
02.22.19 | I have 2 lovebirds and sometimes when I hand feed them sunflower seeds I pretend it's you delicately plucking the nuggets of joy from my fingertips |
budgie
02.22.19 | could be worse i guess |
budgie
02.22.19 | dude i'm jealous. i miss my budgie every day. love your birds dawg |
StrikeOfTheBeast
02.22.19 | "I have 2 lovebirds and sometimes when I hand feed them sunflower seeds I pretend it's you delicately plucking the nuggets of joy from my fingertips"
The internet once again never ceases to amaze me. |
Slex
02.22.19 | Holy shit lol |
sonictheplumber
02.24.19 | chuck fuck off with your straight edge bullshit actin like youve never consumed alcohol. well maybe you havent but youve def consumed gallons of cum you pathetic little bitch |
Muhlysa
02.24.19 | Holy shit. Roasted. Sonic is a beast |
Tyler.
03.09.19 | guess what time it is |
BallsToTheWall
03.09.19 | Same! Love you Avery! |
BallsToTheWall
03.09.19 | Also, damn! I just saw those budgie posts! My extra took them both but damn those birds brought me peace. |
budgie
03.09.19 | my budgie died the morning after i saw pet semetary fr the first time
im still debating whether or not to kill myself |
BallsToTheWall
03.09.19 | That’s tragic! My ex let the door open one night and one of our two parakeets flew away and never came back! I know the pain. She bought another one. But years down the road where I’m at now, we’re not allowed pets and it blows. |
Observer
03.09.19 | drunk experiences..
lost a girlfriend, lost another girlfriend, lost another girlfriend, lost another girlfriend, lost another girlfriend, lost another girlfriend... havent bothered dating since. |
BallsToTheWall
03.09.19 | That’s rough! I hope you bounce back from all that and do things that make you happy. |
Observer
03.09.19 | been roughly a couple years since. oh i do, i just do my hobbies and am honestly happy. im definitely an alcoholic with obvious emotional problems. |
BallsToTheWall
03.09.19 | Same. I try to make the most of things, and do things that make me and my girlfriend happy but even if started making more
money alcohol would still be my favorite part of the day. |
Observer
03.09.19 | If you’re anything like me, it’s cool you found someone who works with you on all that. Props to her and yourself. |
Trundle
03.09.19 | lettin' the liquor do the thinkin tonight |
Tyler.
05.07.19 | fun reading these. someone post soome more |
unclereich
05.07.19 | My ex girlfriend |
Thibs
05.07.19 | blacked out. got up to piss (sleep walking). went in wrong room and pissed all over my control room A/V equipment (2 receivers, ps4, android box and cable box). found out next day turning on the tv and getting a pop in the speakers. |
budgie
05.07.19 | omfg |
Tyler.
05.07.19 | lol |
GhandhiLion
05.07.19 | All these stories of people pissing on everything and all I do is get angry at myself. |
Tyler.
05.07.19 | i dont really have any bad experiences |
deathschool
10.05.20 | There is no dog |
Tyler.
08.02.22 | im drunk |
pizzamachine
08.02.22 | Drunk drove buncha times |
MyNameIsPencil
08.02.22 | first time i ever got drunk was when i was 18 at college and no one stopped me from taking shots of tequila from the bottle. i still remember the shit eating grin on my roommate when he watched me stumble into the room. I also remember spending that night drunkenly shitposting on here |
Divaman
08.02.22 | Don't think I've ever had a really horrendous experience. But I did spend a few too many nights kneeling in front of the porcelain altar at my friend Tim's house in my 20s. |
MyNameIsPencil
08.02.22 | worst time was either when i ended up having sex with a girl that turned out to be Chernobyl level toxic or when I was rough housing and wound up punching my one friend. normally im a happy drunk too. |
Koris
08.02.22 | Man, I could have sworn I commented on this before with my experience... maybe there's another list exactly like this one, or it's the Mandela effect |
Divaman
08.02.22 | I think you told us about your night of passion with Winnie Mandela. |
Koris
08.02.22 | lol, that's for another day ;]
But here's what happened:
In the navy, there's a thing called a Change of Command, which is basically when the new commanding officer takes charge of the duty station. So back in 2019, we had a ceremony for the occasion, which was followed by a 4-day weekend. Deciding to let loose that night, I bought a bottle of Limon Bacardi and brought it back to my place. Keep in mind that I was pretty new to heavy drinking back then, so my tolerance hadn't been built up yet... so anyway, I decided to down the entire bottle in a matter of an hour or so while I was chilling in the apartment. Next thing I know, I'm being dragged out of someone else's room by the on-base police, and I had no idea what transpired before then. According to them, I knocked extremely aggressively on someone else's door in the middle of the night (probably thinking it was my own); after she opened it, I bumped into her, pushed her to the ground and passed out on her couch. Once I got dragged out of her room, they asked for my social security number and I could only mumble incoherently. So they let me sober up and gather my thoughts outside so I could be sent to the precinct for proper questioning. Surprisingly, I didn't receive any punishment for any of this... if anything, the commanding officer was surprised that I would do something like that in the first place
Anyway, I'm glad I don't drink anymore |
Slex
08.02.22 | Yeah I think back to my days of literally blacking out in college and it is not a fun or good feeling lol
However, I did fully piss the bed, with my ex sleeping in it, and completely ruined one of her most expensive dresses in the process because I was convinced that going to the Halloween party as a woman was going to be the funniest thing ever. All I remember is waking up as I was being dragged across a street, waking up crawling up the stairs to my apartment, and waking up the next morning drenched in piss
It was kinda funny ngl |
MyNameIsPencil
08.02.22 | see all the cool kids piss their pants, billy madison was right damn it |
Slex
08.02.22 | Wait wow I already told that story oops
Anyways yeah also very happy with my life having no drinking in it |