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| Bot Scripts 1000hrs Worth of Given Material
this shit is gold. about to see Godspeed You Black Emperor too pce and my wife about to see Erykah Badu some feet away. then ASAP Rocky to DJ KOZE right after. | | 1 |  | Prefuse 73
Sacrifices
OLIVE GARDEN COMMERCIAL
[INT: Olive Garden Restaurant]
A group of FRIENDS laugh at a dinner table. A WAITRESS comes to deliver what could be considered food.
*WAITRESS*: Pasta nachos for you.
We see the pasta nachos. They're warm and defeated.
*FRIEND 1*: The menu is here.
*WAITRESS*: Lasagna wings with extra Italy.
We see the lasagna wings. There's more Italy than necessary.
*FRIEND 2* I shall eat Italian citizens.
*WAITRESS*: Unlimited stick.
We see the unlimited stick. It is infinite. It is all.
*FRIEND 3*: Leave without me. I'm home.
*WAITRESS*: Gluten Classico. From the kitchen.
We see the Gluten Classico. We believe the waitress that it is from the kitchen. We have no reason not to believe.
Friend 4 says nothing
*FRIEND 1*: What is wrong, Friend 4?
Friend 4 says nothing.
*FRIEND 2*: Friend 4, what is wrong, Friend 4?
Friend 4 smiles wide. Her mouth is full of secret soup.
*ANNOUNCER* (wet voice): Olive Garden. When You're Here, You're Here. | | 2 |  | Prefuse 73
One Word Extinguisher
[INT: SEX CRATE]
A WOMAN and a MAN sit at a table. The man is tutor and the woman is a school. They are unhappy in clothes.
*WOMAN*: Math is not horny. Numbers don't hump sex. Let's kill them?
*MAN*: You are my stepsister. My stepsister must know fractions.
The man thrusts off his shirt and writes all of math on his chest genital. The woman learns with her tongue.
*WOMAN*: Oh. Moan. Moan. Moat. I am getting soggy with the knowledge.
*MAN*: You are my stepsister. We moist stop. What if THE MILF comes home?
*WOMAN*: MILF is legend, not real.
A door opens. The MILF has came home. Is real. The MILF is half mom half cougar half co-ed half foot. The MILF sees the math sex and her breasts scream with shock. | | 3 |  | Prefuse 73
Extinguished: Outtakes
*THE MILF*: No! This is legal barely! The trouble you are in is tight.
*WOMAN*: This is only education!
*THE MILF*: Yes? Then I shall help school.
*MAN*: You are my stepmilf. But fine.
The MILF joins for a way-of-three. All clothing on planet disappears. It is the hour of sex and everything is hard.
*WOMAN*: I am 18.
18 is math. Woman has learned. Sex is the professor. | | 4 |  | Reto a Ichi
The Lapse Of The Exchange / Alone Moving Often
Planet Earth
[EXT. UNDER THE WATER OCEAN]
We see the employees of the ocean: sea turtles, sea horses, sea gorillas, a great white clam, and the fish that is also a sword. They hate the land. They are paid money to be wet.
*NARRATOR*: The ocean hogs up most of Earth and was built in 1994. It is where rain dies. Scientists scream this fact.
We zoom in on octopus. It has 8 legs and 8 million dollars.
*NARRATOR* (cont'd): The octopus is an ink beast. The pen comes to life. Evolution proof.
Thousands of fish run around breaking all the rules. No arrests are made.
*NARRATOR* (cont'd): Fish die on dry land, but in ocean they also die. These fish are a school where homework is to live.
We see a murdered boat. Crabs have made this their hotel.
*NARRATOR* (cont'd): Water is Hydrogen and Oreos, but the crabs never complain. Crabs have claws to make you jealous.
The music gets angry. A shark stabs an electronic eel with its mouth. Electronics pour out of ell and fill the sea. | | 5 |  | Savath y Savalas
Apropa't
*NARRATOR* (cont'd): The circle of life in the ocean is a Bermuda triangle. Shapes go extinct under water. So manatees gave up their shape with fat
We see a picture of what manatee used to look like: an octagon. We see the new manatee: not at all octagon.
*NARRATOR* (cont'd): The biggest ocean question is how long until it leaves us alone? Marine biographers say Tuesday. | | 6 |  | Prefuse 73
Surrounded By Silence
[EXT. OLIVE GARDEN OF EDEN]
We see EVE, the first girlman, standing next to smart tree. A SNAKE, the first long bug, walks on its abs to Eve.
*SNAKE*: Eat the tree. Good tree to eat.
*EVE*: Gord said we can't eat tree.
*SNAKE*: Yes, but. Eat tree.
*EVE*: Okay.
Eve eats the tree in half. Gord drops Noah's boat on Eve. Noah's boat has 2 of each: 2 cow, 2 donkey, 2 Noah, 2 3 wise men, 2 Egypt. The NOAHS unboat. Jesus dies.
*SNAKE*: Eat boat. Good boat to eat. | | 7 |  | Prefuse 73
Prefuse 73 Reads the Books EP
MOSES slides down mountain with a mouthful of commandments. Moses is Israel's oldes Jewish thing. Jesus dies.
*MOSES*: Honor thy adultery, mother.
*SNAKE*: Eat Moses. Good Moses to eat.
Noah 2 eats Moses. Noah 1 dies of hunger. Jesus dies of Jesus. Gord rains down a plague of prostitutes. ABRAHAM, the first ham, wakes up from 40 years of living in every whale.
*ABRAHAM*: Gord told me to kill son boys. Who here is son boy? Snake, is son boy?
*SNAKE*: Yes, but. Eat Jesus.
Jesus comes back to life. Abraham eats Jesus. Jesus dies. This is why all carpenters die. | | 8 |  | Prefuse 73
Security Screenings
[INT. CLAP ROOM]
PRESIDENT TRUMP snatches a podium. He is wide tonight.
*PRESIDENT TRUMP*: My fellow Americones, we live in the greatest country in China. Winning all days. More jobs. More opiod. Moon Buzz Aldrin
Buzz Aldrin waves. People clap at the man who knows the moon.
*PRESIDENT TRUMP* (cont'd): Two years ago, I ended the terrible Whirl War 2. It wasn't working! I will end women soon. It will bring companies back. Gas. Oil. Ohio.
Gas, Oil, and Ohio wave. They sit with First Ladle Melanio.
*PRESIDENT TRUMP* (cont'd): Our military is strong. American rockets fire coyotes and the Middle East is out of business! Now middle class has 700,00 more birthdays. Cakes are up 5%. Farms grow cakes.
The crowd chants the alphabet. People clap at the letters | | 9 |  | Prefuse 73
Preparations
*PRESIDENT TRUMP* (cont'd): Our prescription drugs are full of illegal aliens. Not right! If you are not citizen, go back to D-Day. A veteran will give you directions.
War veterans wave. People clap at the men who know guns.
*PRESIDENT TRUMP* (cont'd): To stop immigration the souther border needs a very tall whale. History says whales work. Yes. The whale will be steel and also a job.
People have always been clapping. President Trump widens.
*PRESIDENT TRUMP* (cont'd): I want peace to join the military. Fire a coyote, born or unborn, right at the moon. Blow it up. Give it a job. Make it the whale's boss. Moon is white so it is good.
People clap. Buzz Aldrin does not. The moon is his friend and knows it will be a bad boss. He cannot clap for this. | | 10 |  | Prefuse 73
Every Color of Darkness
RUDY GIULIANI INTERVIEW
[INT. NEWS RESTAURANT]
A NEWS TALKER sits at a desk across from RUDY GIULIANI, former mayor of 9/11.
*NEWS TALKER*: Mr. Giuliani, you are President Tromp's law dad. Is he collusion?
*RUDY GIULIANI*: If he is, that is not a crime! There are no crimes. Crimes died in 1995. I New Yorked them to death.
*NEWS TALKER*: But what about the hush money paid to the tall beauty girls?
*RUDY GIULIANI*: Not crime! Stormdrain Daniels is pathetic! I've been twice as hot.
Rudy Giuliani chugs a sip from a mug of Russia. | | 11 |  | Prefuse 73
Forsyth Gardens
*NEWS TALKER*: Will the Trump pardon President Bush back to life?
*RUDY GIULIANI*: Nobody knows what happens ever! There are men made of glue. Nobody talks about it. Not you. Not me. Not you. Not me. Only me. And you.
Rudy Giuliani puts on his glasses. He now sees less.
*NEWS TALKER*: One sources says Trump met with a leak of raccoons for a disgusting amount of time. Drawings exist.
*RUDY GIULIANI*: Raccoons are not crimes! Obama basketballed a raccoon. Hillary raccooned for Senate. And still the glue men changed Syria to Irap.
*NEWS TALKER*: Some say White House is illegally white. Trump may eat a large jail.
Rudy Giuliani multiplies his teeth. This is attack mode. | | 12 |  | Prefuse 73
Everything She Touched Turned Ampexian
[INT. INTERROGATION BROOM]
Two cops, GOOD COP and BRAD COP, question CRIME FREAK. Good Cop is dressed nicely. Brad Cop is dressed bradly.
*GOOD COP*: Have a coffee. You are loved by me.
Good Cop gives Crime Freak a cup of fresh squeezed coffee.
*BRAD COP*: Have a hernia, ass friend. Tell us why you kidnapped Lake Michigan to death. I'm so Brad at you. So Brad!
Brad Cop elbows Crime Freak in both eyes. Crime Freak blocks with his eyelids. Brad Cop respects this and only this.
*CRIME FREAK*: I want my lawyer. I want your lawyer. I want infinity lawyers.
*GOOD COP*: Yes way, Jose. If I may Spanish. | | 13 |  | Prefuse 73
Vocal Studies + Uprock Narratives
Good Cop gives Crime Freak a cup of fresh squeezed lawyers. Crime Freak sips it and learns the good Amendments. Brad Cop knocks the cup on the ground. THE GROUND becomes a lawyer.
*THE GROUND*: Objection. The jury is too sober.
There is no jury but the ground is not wrong. It never is.
*BRAD COP*: We have all the evidence we need to give you the deaf penalty. We have finger prince from your skin hand.
*CRIME FREAK*: Cares who? You're not so Brad.
Crime Freak spits at Brad Cop. This is not expected. Crime Freak's spit should have been confiscated. Brad Cop pulls out a bullet and aims it at Crime Freak.
*GOOD COP*: Stop, partner. Let's all clam down.
*THE GROUND*: Mistrial. The judge is too judgy.
The Ground is not wrong. It is a lawyer. It has a secretary. | |
Relinquished
02.18.19 | also the acid is about to hit. | Relinquished
02.18.19 | may end up in a BOILER ROOM stream tonite GG | Dewinged
02.18.19 | What the hell did I just read. | Frippertronics
02.18.19 | wonderful prose, that's what | artiswar
02.18.19 | LMAO
and you are in for a ride, they were the best concert going experience of my life! | artiswar
02.18.19 | the Trump and Juliani quotes are actually more coherent than what normally comes out of their mouths | neekafat
02.18.19 | I never believe these bot things but they're funny | Hawks
02.18.19 | Love u Wolfe. | Relinquished
02.18.19 | now this is content | anarchistfish
02.18.19 | There's more Italy than necessary.
[2] | Dewinged
02.18.19 | Number 9 is amazing (the text, haven't heard the album) | artiswar
02.18.19 | I've heard of a wall, a fence, a steel barrier but no one has suggested a whale wall, that is thinking outside the box. | ramon.
02.18.19 | Nice verdant impression but you can’t fool me | Dewinged
02.18.19 | Now I want a review written by the robots. | Relinquished
02.18.19 | the fuck does that even mean ramon | JohnnyoftheWell
02.18.19 | Math and snake both broke me, this is hysterical
@Dewi a while back I had an alt that only posted randomly generated reviews. It didn't last long. | osmark86
02.18.19 | this is indeed gold lmao | Trifolium
02.18.19 | Beautiful. | hal1ax
02.18.19 | "Nice verdant impression but you can’t fool me"
haha | ShitsofRain
02.19.19 | nice https://www.instagram.com/p/BuCOkugBiW7/ | Meridiu5
02.19.19 | that's a spicy meatball | Relinquished
02.19.19 | III Points has my heart. excellent festival. |
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