Rowhaus: Shark Movies | Sputnikmusic

BerryGarlicia 01.20.19	Damn I’m checking out 7 and this is good thrash
JohnnyoftheWell 01.20.19	Sharknado, mother fu- "I'm not including Sharknado and all those stupid Asylum movies because those really aren't sincere." Fairs
JohnnyoftheWell 01.20.19	Was thinking of watching the Shallows, good vibes?
hobblepot 01.20.19	Jaws is the only truly great Shark movie, The Shallows was okay but a lot of it is really boring, The Meg is a decent one if you haven't checked it out
bloc 01.20.19	God I love sharks
Source 01.20.19	the meg [2]
SitarHero 01.20.19	Austin Powers, because sharks with frikkin laser beams!
SitarHero 01.20.19	Also, I know you said no Asylum, but Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus started the fad and it's a GOAT c-movie.
Rowhaus 01.21.19	sput needs more shark love #gimmesomefin
budgie 01.21.19	bait was surprisingly pretty alright
artiswar 01.21.19	sweet list
MO 01.21.19	Deep blue sea is classic
MarsKid 01.21.19	There's really only one good shark movie, agreed. The rest is good for ironic entertainment.
MO 01.21.19	Deep blue sea is classic
theacademy 01.21.19	where is bait 3d
MarsKid 01.21.19	DBS is a good laugh, definitely in the higher tier.
budgie 01.21.19	"where is bait 3d" finally!
artiswar 01.21.19	When the shark throws that dude on the gurney into the window I laughed so hard I sharted.
Hawks 01.21.19	Deep Blue Sea is one of my fav movies hands down. Kinda thought 47 Meters Down sucked though.
Rowhaus 01.21.19	I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKIN' SHARKS IN THIS MOTHERFUCKIN' LAB
ramon. 01.21.19	"I'm not including Sharknado and all those stupid Asylum movies because those really aren't sincere." the concept of sincere shark movies fascinates and bewilders me pieta is probably my favourite movie about (loan) sharks from recent times
Source 01.21.19	I have had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this monday-to-friday plane
budgie 01.21.19	yeah 47 meters down was eh and mandy moore did not age well :(
Source 01.21.19	Nah shes hot
budgie 01.21.19	jesus how old was she in a walk to remember, always thought she was the hottest girl ever in that movie, but now she just looks like a kid to me was only 12 when it came out, suppose that's why
budgie 01.21.19	yeeep she was just 18 for that film
Source 01.21.19	Yeah she's a woman now and is hot
Sevengill 01.21.19	atomic shark dinoshark sharktopus series avalanche sharks megashark series devilfish
artiswar 01.21.19	47 Meters was pretty good, that flare scene was lit.
budgie 01.21.19	donkey punch has a good flare scene
Avagantamos 01.21.19	what about that animated one that came out in like 2004. don't remember what it was called
budgie 01.21.19	STREEET SHAAAAAAAARKS
bgillesp 01.21.19	Sharknado
artiswar 01.21.19	Sharknado 2: Electric Boogaloo
MarsKid 01.21.19	The multi-headed shark attack movies, lest we forget. My friend and I have a tradition of whenever we're both in town we boot up Netflix and find some bad movie to watch and make fun of while we catch up on our lives. Had some good fun with that.
Trifolium 01.21.19	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdJg9up9fhY Does this count? From 'The Spy Who Loved Me'. Beautiful little Bond-villain moment.
BallsToTheWall 01.21.19	Speaking of. James Bond, it was brutal when in Thunderball both sides were having that epic underwater speargun war and then the sharks joined the fray after smelling blood.
Trifolium 01.21.19	Yeah totally. Bond has many shark-moments.
zakalwe 01.21.19	You could stand me up next to the most chilling thing imaginable and it still wouldn’t be as shit scary as that sunken boat rolling head in Jaws.
BallsToTheWall 01.21.19	Agreed.
MarsKid 01.21.19	Honestly, the amount of lessons in horror that Jaws taught that modern films ignore is pretty incredible, especially with regards to any sort of monster/supernatural-threat-oriented movies.
SitarHero 01.21.19	"There's really only one good shark movie, agreed. The rest is good for ironic entertainment." Sounds like you haven't watched Open Water.
Egarran 01.21.19	But I have, and Jaws is still 100 times better.
SitarHero 01.21.19	Maybe, but that doesn't mean Open Water isn't unironically terrifying.
bloc 01.21.19	Good to see love for DBS, that movie is underrated.
artiswar 01.21.19	I hate Jaws with every fibre of my being. Open Water is pure nightmare fuel.
Egarran 01.21.19	Thalassophobia could be nice to have when watching these movies.
Rowhaus 01.21.19	how can someone actually hate Jaws?
bloc 01.21.19	OK for a sec, I thought he said Jews. Was that just me?
artiswar 01.21.19	Yeah I clearly meant Jews, who's heard of someone who hates Jaws?
budgie 01.21.19	nope nobody hates jaws. 5/5 movie
Sevengill 01.21.19	I so want to attend an on-water showing of Jaws. I work at a sailing center and several of us want to make it happen.
Rowhaus 01.21.19	the ocean at night literally gives me the biggest anxiety
budgie 01.21.19	the pacific at night is.............. pacific sevengill, http://mentalfloss.com/article/501421/best-way-watch-jaws-while-floating-lake
Zig 01.21.19	Once saw a Jaws rip-off called Orca, the Killer Whale. lmao
JeetJeet 01.21.19	DONT YOU WATCH MY MOVIES? A FUCKIN SHARK ATE ME!
Egarran 01.21.19	Wow, The Meg has 5,7 on imdb. It must be insanely bad.
iglu 01.21.19	sharkboy and lavagirl
Egarran 01.21.19	Now I have to post a Simpsons clip: https://youtu.be/3Z9OWv6JG9Y
artiswar 01.21.19	Zombie Shark is an unsung gem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxR_JMGJhI4
bloc 01.21.19	The Meg was alright, but I was hoping it would be a lot better
ArsMoriendi 01.21.19	Surprised that no one joked "Shark Tale" yet
budgie 01.21.19	yeah the meg fell pretty flat for me, rainn wilson didn't get enough screen time and the movie was too bubblegummy ;_;
SitarHero 01.21.19	"Once saw a Jaws rip-off called Orca, the Killer Whale." Ha! Yeah I've seen it too. It actually gave me a pretty high opinion of the intelligence of orcas. It also amazes me how there are has been exactly one instance of an orca attacking and injuring a human in the wildm EVER. No other apex predator is that discerning.
StrikeOfTheBeast 01.21.19	1 is the best album and movie here. Such a jam.
bloc 01.21.19	Orcas are pure evil bro
StrikeOfTheBeast 01.21.19	Yeah man Orcas flip sharks over so they suffocate before they eat them. Brutal.
Rowhaus 01.22.19	nature is metal
StrikeOfTheBeast 01.22.19	Sharks riff ahrd m/
Source 01.22.19	The meg is awesome everyone, don't be deceived
SitarHero 01.22.19	Orcas are fucking badasses. Great Whites run for their lives at the sound of an approaching Orca. Plus they're basically wearing tuxedos so essentially they're the James Bonds of the sea.
StrikeOfTheBeast 01.22.19	aint nobody fuckin wit a orca amirite
budgie 01.22.19	sperm whale maybe
StrikeOfTheBeast 01.22.19	@budgie did you make a sex joke?
budgie 01.22.19	no. sperm whales are the largest toothed creatures on the planet. are orcas not natural prey of sperm whales?
StrikeOfTheBeast 01.22.19	Oh. lol Sperm Whales eat fish and squid last time I checked. Orcas and Sperm Whales have gotten into conflict, however. There was this one conflict I read about where a pack of Orcas (they hunt in packs as you probably know) charged at a group of docile Sperm Whales. However, Sperm Whales had the advantage with size and their tail fins so they scared off the Orcas.
budgie 01.22.19	word! i'm totally on team sperm whales. coolest animal ever
Source 01.22.19	but what about narwhals? forgot about narwhals didn't you budgie
SitarHero 01.22.19	Sperm whales are formidable but not aggressive while Orcas can and will hunt almost anything. The only reason to be on team Sperm Whale is Moby Dick/Mastodon's Leviathan. Otherwise it's Orcas all the way.
budgie 01.22.19	i just like sperm whales, man, orcas do nothing for me
Egarran 01.22.19	Then you will appreciate that they are all gonna succumb to PCB in the next generation.
artiswar 01.22.19	thread ruined
StrikeOfTheBeast 01.22.19	Whale how about that?
SitarHero 01.22.19	Fuck.
artiswar 01.22.19	I hope you are all sharked and appalled
Egarran 01.22.19	Did you know some ship paint still contains PCB? Let's hope they don't invent mandatory life extension before we die. Witnessing the coming ecological disasters is gonna be hard, especially because they all carry a subtext of humans being stupidly evil.
artiswar 01.22.19	Mandatory life extension? What? Anyway I find comfort in the certainty that we'll be wiped from existence sooner or later, hopefully within a couple of generations. The earth will renew itself and balance will be restored to the force. Also shark movies are sweet.
budgie 01.22.19	i, too, hate us
SitarHero 01.22.19	I, for one, would welcome new cetacean overlords.
Rowhaus 01.22.19	cthulu will restore order
Egarran 01.22.19	"Mandatory life extension? What?" Yeah, man. Maybe not mandatory, but are going to pass down the opportunity for perfect health and a 350 year lifespan? Even if it means witnessing global ruin? Think about it, man. That's why Cthulhu is a good choice. His followers will be eaten first and thus spared the mindwarping horror of His dominion. https://youtu.be/XxScTbIUvoA
StrikeOfTheBeast 01.23.19	@artiswar hahahaha good one
Rowhaus 07.12.19	Crawl looks pretty cool
Source 07.12.19	Seems like one of those instances where the trailer gives away the entire movie
bloc 07.13.19	I like the premise, but crocs just doesn't seem scary enough. Lake Placid ruined them for me lol
budgie 07.13.19	ADD BAIT
TheSpaceMan 07.13.19	_____________________________________________ PLEASE ADD THE EP "FOREVER TODAY" BY RIDE TO THE LIST THANK YOU
Rowhaus 07.13.19	crocs are spooky tho, like dinosaurs that never died
Source 07.13.19	Crawl is about alligators :D
bloc 07.13.19	They are scary in real life agreed. But in movies? Nah
Rowhaus 07.13.19	it's like a Florida documentary. I'm hella glad it's getting better reviews than The Lion King
budgie 07.13.19	is the movie supposed to be scary? director did PIRANHA 3d and that was a comedy horror (and a damn good one!)
Source 07.13.19	For real. Disney needs to stop with the remakes
Rowhaus 04.08.20	I watched the 47 Meters Down sequel and it was decent. Jamie Foxx's daughter is fuckin smoking.
budgie 04.08.20	the ending was hilarious gotta swim to the boat.. gotta swim to the boat... i touched the ladd-OH MY GOD A SHARK gotta swim back to the boat.. gotta swim back to the boat.. suspenseful, i touched the ladd-OH MY GOD ANOTHER SHARK, AGAIN!!
Rowhaus 04.08.20	it was the Descent with gills
SteakByrnes 04.08.20	The Descent owns
brainmelter 04.08.20	Disappointed, thought the list title was ‘shrek movies’
bloc 04.08.20	I can never have enough shark movies in my life. Pretty sure I've memorized every line in Deep Blue Sea at this point
Rowhaus 04.08.20	it's a classic
SteakByrnes 04.08.20	Deep Blue Sea is so good, love that movie. Did you ever check The Meg Rowhaus?
Rowhaus 04.08.20	nah still haven't seen that but thanks for the reminder
theacademy 04.09.20	where the FUCK is bait you dumb peace of shit
Rowhaus 04.09.20	haven't seen
SteakByrnes 04.09.20	Bait is pretty good man, you should check that and The Meg and get them on the list brother
Rowhaus 04.09.20	looks like shark is back on the menu boys
budgie 04.09.20	bait is really fun
bloc 04.09.20	Saw a clip on Instagram of Jaws if the shark was voiced by Cardi B and I haven't laughed that hard in a while
Rowhaus 08.13.24	so who's seen Under Paris? Any good?
artiswar 08.13.24	incredible list man
Rowhaus 08.13.24	Thanks man! The Meg has been added. I'd put it somewhere in the middle. Just a dumb fun CGI-fest. Nothing more, nothing less. Haven't seen The Meg 2 yet but I'll check that out at some point I'm sure.