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Every Rap List on Sputnik Ever

for your edification
1Nas
Illmatic


mandatory, if ur list doesn't contain this god will make u delete it. The fact that Nas is a corny oldhead and has a J cole song about him makes me not wanna check this, no matter how good it probably is
2Eminem
The Slim Shady LP


Or Marshall Mathers LP, if u wanna get really avante-garde with it.

Real talk tho, Em was always the poor man's Esham and when he gets all "inspirational" it makes me wanna die
3Wu-Tang Clan
Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)


this actually doesn't show up as much as you'd expect, we're talking maybe 80% of all hip hop lists instead of 100% like the aforementioned albums
4MF DOOM
MM.. Food


cheeto, dorito, burrito
none of this shit is keto
5Madvillain
Madvillainy


wish more groups used this template for naming albums, "eminemy, a$ap fergy, public enemyy"

usually a package deal with mm..food
6Kanye West
My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy


usually 60-40 odds of showing up, i really need to peep this
7GZA
Liquid Swords


100% likelihood and that's fine
8Vanilla Ice
To the Extreme


for whitebois of a certain age, could be swapped with MC hammer. Ninja Rap goes hard and i will tolerate no dissent on this matter
9The Roots
Things Fall Apart


from like 2010-2011? you don't really see them on these lists anymore idk
10J Dilla
Donuts


package deal with Madvillainy and MM..food

RIP
11Jay-Z
The Blueprint


Jay Z is the Fall Out Boy to Kanye's Panic! at The Disco (by Fall Out Boy)
12OutKast
Aquemini


or ATLiens if u wanna get avante-garde

i feel like i'm demographically required to enjoy "Hey Ya" 1000% more once i start hormones
132Pac
All Eyez on Me


or
14The Notorious B.I.G.
Ready to Die


or both

because duh
15Kendrick Lamar
good kid, m.A.A.d city


Or w/e his latest is

sorry, i'm out of ideas, hope you got a laugh or maybe raged hard enough to forget the all-consuming weight of existence
16Dr. Dre
The Chronic


the cops tried to confiscate the weed on the cover? ok this is epic

put 2001 the chronic if you wanna be avant-garde (ok idk how to spell this fukin word)
17Run the Jewels
Run the Jewels 2


glaring omission on my part, lo siento
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