TheSpirit
01.15.19 | let's see what ya got |
Viriathus
01.15.19 | "Pop-punk kids going through their Hatebreed phase."
Well you lost at your own game because thats not a poor description. Thats literally what ADTR are. |
Papa Universe
01.15.19 | Asking Alexandria
"It's not a phase, mum: the band" |
rabidfish
01.15.19 | King Crimson: Robert Fripp and friends.
The Beatles: Yoko Ono's passion project.
Dream Theater: A good band. |
AlexKzillion
01.15.19 | “Pop-punk kids going through their Hatebreed phase.”
Fucking laughed out loud at this |
Casavir
01.15.19 | I mean, all of these descriptions are comically apt. An example of actually describing a band poorly would be calling Burzum good. |
GhostB1rd
01.15.19 | "Little helium-inhaling scrub bitches about wealthy people over fat riffs; they won't do what you tell them"
"Hyeah yeah, yeah yeaaaaaaa, heheYEAH YEAH YEEEEAHHYEEAA"
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GhostB1rd
01.15.19 | The second one has to be read in James' voice. |
tyman128
01.15.19 | Five Finger Death Punch
“when testosterone gets out of hand” |
TheSpirit
01.15.19 | playing my own game poorly, smh |
zakalwe
01.15.19 | Bob Dylan - 6th Form poetry sung by someone on their 6th lung transplant. |
butcherboy
01.15.19 | LCD Soundsystem - laptops, Talking Heads, kombucha.. |
ArsMoriendi
01.15.19 | PJ Harvey - This lady is really sad about stuff and plays like 10 instruments |
butt.
01.15.19 | Burzum - edgy teen purchases amp for $10 and records magnum opus on a monday night in his room |
MyNameIsPencil
01.15.19 | The Chariot: "WAR IS BAD" *guitar feedback for 30 seconds* |
zakalwe
01.15.19 | lol butcher |
budgie
01.15.19 | mad drunk ginger plays guitar backwards |
DoofDoof
01.15.19 | Brand New: a band you too can enjoy with or without a Skype subscription |
BerryGarlicia
01.15.19 | Iron Maiden: 6 chords 16 albums |
DoofDoof
01.15.19 | 'Iron Maiden: 6 chords 16 albums'
An incredible range of 'air raid siren' octaves though |
dbizzles
01.15.19 | The Red Chord: Just deathcore, but before it become music-enemy #1. |
butcherboy
01.15.19 | converge - intense aubergine.. |
heck
01.15.19 | the national: sad dad music |
Zig
01.15.19 | t.A.T.u.: 2 girls 1 mic |
BerryGarlicia
01.15.19 | Tool: low mixed vocals and polyrhythms |
JohnnyoftheWell
01.15.19 | Bjork: dance-beat addict escaped from Kate Bush's cat sanctuary |
JohnnyoftheWell
01.15.19 | Tame impala: summer of love without opening your front door |
JohnnyoftheWell
01.15.19 | Isis: most anticipated rebrand of 2019 |
TheMightyScoop
01.15.19 | black fast: gets blowjobs from BerryGarlicia |
Brostep
01.16.19 | the 1975: sentient guitar with a B.A. in sociology can't understand why his past three girlfriends have broken up with him after six months |
Sowing
01.16.19 | lol brostep wins |
hobblepot
01.16.19 | Crystal Castles: the sound your girlfriend makes when you put it in the wrong hole... with beats |
hobblepot
01.16.19 | Emarosa: Dance Gavin Dance for people with asthma |
StrikeOfTheBeast
01.16.19 | Slipknot: Let's wear masks, play loud and heavy for fucksake, and associate our fans as the larvae of Diptera. |
butcherboy
01.16.19 | insane clown posse - meth.. |
heck
01.16.19 | dance gavin dance: hot topic core for people who think they're too good for hot topic core |
ramon.
01.16.19 | Kendrick Lamar
he said he was going to the store |
rabidfish
01.16.19 | animal collective: proof you can do acid and still be lame. |
ramon.
01.16.19 | lostprophets: nu-born |
Rowhaus
01.16.19 | Converge
Pussy-whipped autism |
hobblepot
01.16.19 | "lostprophets: nu-born"
christ |
Viriathus
01.16.19 | It actually took me a second to get that Lostprophets one.
Yeah that wins this entire thread. Might as well all stop posting because nothings gonna top that one off pffft. |
Wildcardbitchesss
01.16.19 | lol fuck you rowhaus but that was funny |
BallsToTheWall
01.16.19 | Radiohead: a talented band with a great fan base. |
butcherboy
01.16.19 | r kelly - it is what it piss.. |
JayEnder
01.16.19 | Lol ^ |
J() Alexander
01.16.19 | "t.A.T.u.: 2 girls 1 mic"
Lmao, nice. |
JayEnder
01.16.19 | Are you fuckers coming up with this stuff on the spot? Cause my god this thread has my sides hurting lmao |
JayEnder
01.16.19 | Attack! Attack!: human crustacean hybrids utilizing synthesizer technology and poorly executed breakdowns |
Wildcardbitchesss
01.16.19 | Almost every breakdown is poorly executed... |
ramon.
01.16.19 | blue man group: orange man bad |
StrikeOfTheBeast
01.16.19 | WoodeeX has good descriptions like these. |
butt.
01.16.19 | Wage War: if Taylor Swift were metalcore |
Wildcardbitchesss
01.16.19 | That’s not a poor description tho butt |
butt.
01.16.19 | shit u rite thats pretty good |