Storm In A Teacup: I am a reddit virgin

Storm In A Teacup 01.11.19	what am I going to discover upon this visitation?
Deathconscious 01.11.19	Keep it that way.
Source 01.11.19	Don't do it
Storm In A Teacup 01.11.19	im scrolling down the front page now
BankZZ 01.11.19	Reddit is good if you find the right subs
Jesuslaves 01.11.19	https://www.reddit.com/r/CuckoldCommunity/comments/6ioj0d/i_was_raped_by_my_wifes_boyfriend_not_sure_the/?st=jqsdpxqk&sh=7dddf14a Reddit in a nutshell.
AlexKzillion 01.11.19	Sports subs are all memes and no discussion.
Ignimbrite 01.11.19	first thing to do is to ignore/filter literally anything and everything associated with /t/the_donald like, Reddit has never exactly been a bastion of progressive ideals or thoughtful discourse, but holy fuck that subreddit has almost singlehandedly made it so much worse
Jesuslaves 01.11.19	^soyboy
Ignimbrite 01.11.19	case in point
butcherboy 01.11.19	everyone on reddit is..
mrdogthrow 01.11.19	Reddit subculture is garbage
Sinternet 01.11.19	the ratio of good subreddits to awful ones is like 1:100 generally smaller hobbyist subreddits are fine, as well as some of those which are more about positive ideas and progress, but avoid all defaults and big subs generally. only large subreddit i tend to post in is /r/soccer because its generally pretty fun most of the time. oh and some of the ironic humour subreddits are good like /r/okbuddyretard because thats so dumb its enjoyable
SandwichBubble 01.11.19	I'm a r/fakealbumcovers emeritus
Relinquished 01.11.19	you would
BerryGarlicia 01.11.19	aren't you a virgin in general?
Storm In A Teacup 01.11.19	it feels like it considering i haven't gotten laid since September
Deathconscious 01.11.19	Good job berry, you picked the low hanging fruit everyone else was too good for.
MuhNamesTyler 01.11.19	https://www.reddit.com/r/sputnikmusic/ best subreddit
Egarran 01.11.19	I admit I like reddit a lot. I participate in a lot of circlejerks. And then of course people let you know when you're funny and clever. In case you haven't noticed I need to be told that a lot. And who don't like memes! How can you even have a dinner conversation without knowing the latest templates? ^This but unironic.
Storm In A Teacup 01.11.19	"best subreddit" I paid my respects but it looks dead lol
Storm In A Teacup 01.11.19	possibly never born
ArsMoriendi 01.11.19	Reddit's pretty cool if you don't pick the super general ones, the ones related to politics, or any of the ones that are called "'Blank' people 'social media website'" ugh REALLY specific ones (like r/MapsWithoutNZ, r/outside and r/forbidensnacks) are fun or fandom ones like r/twinpeaks r/Zappa are cool too
Sinternet 01.11.19	'/r/outside' that joke stopped being funny about 10 minutes after it was created
MuhNamesTyler 01.11.19	r/havewemet and r/breadstapledtotrees also very high quality subs
ArsMoriendi 01.11.19	Don't listen he Sint, he's DEF the type to enjoy political subreddits
ArsMoriendi 01.11.19	"r/breadstapledtotrees " Oh yeah, that one's bizarre in the best way
MuhNamesTyler 01.11.19	Yeah that one actually is kind of funny. Storm just go to r/all and sort by new
Sympathies 01.11.19	lets revive r/sputnikmusic
Storm In A Teacup 01.11.19	good shit ars and tyler
Sinternet 01.11.19	i like a grand total of two political subeddits
platnum 01.12.19	Barry you are just sooo funny
TheMightyScoop 01.12.19	r/oldladiesbakingpies
Funeralopolis 01.12.19	reddit rules yea, there is a lot of toxic garbage on there but you have the ability to filter subreddits by whatever your interests are, you realistically can use it as an informative tool where you can easily interact with communications on your favourite topics.
BlazinBlitzer 01.12.19	/braincels
J() Alexander 01.12.19	I like r/WhatAWeeb.
twlight 01.12.19	Get ready to be an addict
Egarran 01.12.19	Not using reddit is like not using the library because they have so many useless books. Ooh gonna post this on r/showerthoughts.
Storm In A Teacup 01.14.19	Lol
Egarran 01.25.19	Man, that's gold: https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/comments/8s98qc/sputnikmusic_is_full_of_snobs/
chemicalmarriage 01.25.19	Reddit is the best thing to happen since the Undertaker threw Mankind off of hell in a cell and plummeted 16ft through an announcers table
sixdegrees 01.25.19	any guesses as to who made that r/unpopularopinions post
Ryus 01.25.19	oh FUCK you found my post
AlexKzillion 01.25.19	â€˜RyugilsAPhantomThiefâ€™ â€˜Ryusâ€™ damn
Ryus 01.25.19	im a sensitive soul :[
worthlessscab 01.25.19	Due to the voting system reddit is astroturf central but now that tumblr has killed itself, it's the next thing for porn
Egarran 01.25.19	"Sputnik is a Russian state owned news propaganda machine. The music site is a sister site to make people more easy with the brand name It's like Fox News but state owned. It is more right wing domestically but acts more left wing on international field as it allows it to be more supportive of things which go against those nations interests or creates social divides." The brand name LOL. I don't know why, but I really wanna buy a Sputnik satellite.
sonictheplumber 01.25.19	youll meet the right guy someday
Storm In A Teacup 01.26.19	Yeah just buy a billboad advertising yourself with your phone number
Itwasthatwas 01.26.19	Iâ€™m too old to understand how to navigate reddit or imageboards. Seems totally inefficient compared to searchable forums. Almost like a return to the old threaded bulletin boards of the old days which were cancer to navigate too.
parksungjoon 08.09.21	good
MO 08.09.21	Best get off it it's so cringe these days
Storm In A Teacup 08.09.21	Funny bump cuz I started redditing for real this year but only in the doordash Reddit.
anarchistfish 08.09.21	Reddit used to be cool but I'm stuck in a loop of deleting and redownloading it. It got super aids. Or maybe my opinions just got too rogue. Anyway the shit I read on it tilts me on a daily basis now
LeddSledd 08.09.21	it's lame now yea, any niche quality sub quickly goes to shit
anarchistfish 08.09.21	Even stuff like sports reddits you can't escape the self aggrandising circle jerks about politics or how stupid the general public is
Ryus 08.09.21	yep its a pretty embarrassing community overall
LeddSledd 08.09.21	it really is a collection of echo chambers. but what isn't on social media these days i will admit Redditors generally suffer from much less self-awareness than other sites. i know i used to
anarchistfish 08.09.21	It's funny cos i always thought the site used to lean moderate right and I used to roll my eyes but the endemic and smug liberalism is way way worse for my mental health
sixdegrees 08.09.21	You have been reported. I am not a bot. I am a Volunteer Reddit Moderator. I do not have mod powers but my reports are taken seriously and those who get on my bad side tend to get banned in under 24 hours. I have numerous rules, which you may read in my post history, but 1 is the most important rule of all â€¢ â I am an officer in training, and I expect to be treated the same way I would be with my uniform and badge. Watch your back and get used to this face kiddo, you'll be seeing a lot of it.
anarchistfish 08.09.21	At least the far right bits are either gone or relatively ignorable
JayEnder 08.09.21	So is everyone else on reddit
sixdegrees 08.09.21	I am a volunteer moderator on r/sputnikmusic
sixdegrees 08.09.21	AMA
anarchistfish 08.09.21	https://youtu.be/SEQc0A3jM9A
Snake. 08.09.21	ngl i started using it again but only for homework questions and job exploration
parksungjoon 08.09.21	https://old.reddit.com/r/changemyview/comments/p14s7h/cmv_eastern_europeans_have_more_in_common_with/
Storm In A Teacup 08.09.21	It helps me figure out tips and tricks for work and things to avoid lol
Colton 08.09.21	"reddit bad" is a huge circlejerk
anarchistfish 08.09.21	So is your mother's caravan
Snake. 08.09.21	not me going down a really deep and unnecessary rabbit hole on a sput user (not caliggy) only to reveal that not only did he have bad taste in music for his age at the time of joining but is also subscribed to KiA
Egarran 08.09.21	I happily spend about an hour there daily, don't AMA Likes: Catastrophic failures and nature vids Dislikes: US politics and dogs
JefferyBigglestein2 08.09.21	if you want a good laugh browse /r/virgin
Egarran 08.10.21	don't worry, you're still young
budgie 08.10.21	i use reddit for r/fragranceswap but everywhere else is a disgusting shithole
budgie 08.10.21	oh and r/littlebuddies is good
Egarran 08.10.21	I thought you were all about r/partyparrot, it's such a good sub
budgie 08.10.21	forgod bow dat 1
Egarran 08.10.21	you birbs and your short memories
Demon of the Fall 08.10.21	Occasionally I get directed to reddit via a Google search looking for info on various subjects of little consequence. I have no other first-hand experience of the site, don't understand how it works and plan on keeping things that way.
MO 08.10.21	Its fine for specific things on specific subreddits But as a whole it's such a hivemind and the default subs' contents have suffered drastically
anarchistfish 08.10.21	Default subs were always basically terrible
Havey 08.10.21	r/woosh
Egarran 08.10.21	Denmark's sub is also surprisingly good. It was borderline nationalistic some years ago, but it's actually pretty wholesome now.
Colton 08.10.21	only reason ppl don't like reddit is cause they're not on r/imacasual
CugnoBrasso 08.10.21	Jeffery wtf I read one single post and that shit is depressing
JefferyBigglestein2 08.10.21	the incel communities that pop up on reddit are a fun read.
anarchistfish 08.10.21	Damn didn't expect that sub to be so red pill
anarchistfish 08.10.21	More fool me rofl
Colton 08.10.21	r/imacasual?
JefferyBigglestein2 08.10.21	any subreddit or fourm comprised of social outcasts and virigins will become red pilled. self doubt and loneliness are natural emotions, however virgins and incels will refuse to improve themselves and choose to blame women or society for their own problems. being short, ugly, out of shape, are disadvantages, sure, but can easily be worked around. lurking /r/virgin every few months was pretty funny as that subreddit basically drove off women, as male incels could not comprehend that women could also have the same insecurities and trust issues that men do. funny how all these "men's rights" subs end up going the same way.
LeddSledd 08.10.21	it's almost like having a platform that encourages echo chamber discussion will see similar patterns arise in similar demographics
anarchistfish 08.10.21	Starting to like you. /r/Menslib is ok tho
JefferyBigglestein2 08.10.21	when i was 15 i was short and fat and i was dangerously close to becoming an incel. thankfully i decided to hit the gym, stopped using axe body spray, and stop wearing cargo shorts. and no i didnt do any of these wierd ass no fap programs either that reddit will try to push on you. Honestly getting off social media and using the internet less helped me learn to talk to people naturally and gain better social skills. perhaps that is why i find subreddits like /r/virgin so entertaining, because that is "the bad ending".
JefferyBigglestein2 08.10.21	/r/gamersriseup was funny while it lasted though. apparently it got taken over by unironic gamers though, which is a cruel yet fitting fate.
LeddSledd 08.10.21	it's really sad how many of them get caught up in such toxic and self-defeating mindsets because of internet discussion
LeddSledd 08.10.21	i was dangerously close to falling into the alt-right rabbithole during the SJW YouTube phase but i managed to wake up and slip out of it
JefferyBigglestein2 08.10.21	oh yeah in 2016 i watched sjw cringe comps unironically. dark times. at least i was getting some sloppy toppy...if i was still in my incel phase by that point combined with my brief ben shapiro phase i would have gone back in time to kill myself.
Ryus 08.10.21	im proud of you jeffery
CugnoBrasso 08.10.21	Jeffery this subreddit is not funny at all! Like, some of these people might unironically be on the verge of suicide!
anarchistfish 08.10.21	Yeah it's pretty sad.
JefferyBigglestein2 08.10.21	/r/averageredditor is a goldmine too
Egarran 08.10.21	Why are you digging for shit nuggets again?
haesslichermensch 08.10.21	some of my favorites r/sorceryofthespectacle r/anarchism r/solarpunk r/CriticalTheory r/Homestead r/LateStageCapitalism r/ABoringDystopia
CugnoBrasso 08.10.21	Nice list HÃ¤sslicher Mensch, you really live up to your nickname.
haesslichermensch 08.10.21	there are different sides to reddit and of course there is toxis discussion going on. it really depends on where you end up
budgie 08.10.21	idk, from r/socialism to r/latestagecapitalism to r/politics to r/worldnews to r/conservative , there's a commonality that every poster is a total fucking moron that has absolutely no clue in hell what they're talking about
budgie 08.10.21	even on r/fragrance there was a lengthy discussion lately about removing "oriental" as a scent descriptor in perfumes because it marginalizes asian people, lol. jesus fuck me christ
haesslichermensch 08.10.21	i do not read comments on r/latestagecapitalism .. or r/ABoringDystopia .. i rarely engage in negative discussions
JefferyBigglestein2 08.10.21	well pretty much any subreddit with 1M subscribers turns into a variation of /r/politics tbh
JefferyBigglestein2 08.10.21	/r/nba is a sports themed /r/politics for example, there's more discussion on player's opinions of coronavirus and american political affairs than discussion of basketball.
Ryus 08.10.21	the people in r/politics are braindead
JefferyBigglestein2 08.10.21	its an echochamber at its finest. its very strange to see how people interact on say, /r/politics, then you go out in the real world and people act the exact opposite. It's almost like a majority of reddit users are 17 year old nerds or 35 year old coomers who live in their moms basement and are in no shape an accurate representation of normal society.
Colton 08.10.21	it's definitely a hivemind. reddit ppl always start acting in the same exact ways if they're not aware of themselves. they also have a super weird sense of morality where if someone does anything remotely bad, no matter what it is, they think they deserve anything and everything that comes to them, and they usually follow it with the phrase "play stupid games win stupid prizes." and then if you question them they mention your "reading comprehension"
anarchistfish 08.10.21	Last 2 days of /r/rickandmorty is people arguing it's heteronormative to suggest the romantic overtones in the latest episode are at least ambiguous lol "they also have a super weird sense of morality where if someone does anything remotely bad, no matter what it is, they think they deserve anything and everything that comes to them, and they usually follow it with the phrase "play stupid games win stupid prizes." and then if you question them they mention your "reading comprehension" Nailed it. I do wonder how many of these people actually go outside or have friends
JefferyBigglestein2 08.10.21	/r/AITA, my neighbor cant get vaccinated due to a "compromised immune system" so i planted drugs on his property then called the cops to get him arrested and i also poisoned his dog, am i the asshole? no he had it coming for endangering you by not getting vaccinated or "my ex girlfriend filed a restraining order on me and says im stalking her, how can i prove that im not the asshole and that we'd be perfect together" "shes a whore and you deserve better king, do nofap for 30 days hit the gym and lawyer up and youll get her back in no time" also any time a girl posts on AITA shes automatically not the asshole and will typically get thirsty men asking her out too which is always fun to cringe at.
anarchistfish 08.10.21	If you go in /r/aita you're just asking for trouble imo
JefferyBigglestein2 08.10.21	this is true sometimes i torture myself by going on default subs i dont know why i do it.
CugnoBrasso 08.10.21	People go on reddit to read posts written by miserable and stupid users just to get a confidence boost and feel less shitty about themselves.
budgie 08.10.21	"they also have a super weird sense of morality where if someone does anything remotely bad, no matter what it is, they think they deserve anything and everything that comes to them, and they usually follow it with the phrase "play stupid games win stupid prizes." and then if you question them they mention your "reading comprehension" that's one of the weirdest things about reddit, the punitive fetish. "i'm not usually one for the death sentence, but...." "don't want to get tazed into the asphalt and need facial reconstruction? don't run from a cop!"
anarchistfish 08.10.21	That's just how smort people think
sonictheplumber 08.10.21	you arent the only virgin on reddit dont worry man. theres a community you can all hang out. actually theres maybe 1000 of them
Storm In A Teacup 08.10.21	Since you are all here I will share a ska cover of Disturbeds Stricken by an artist I am writing a review of https://soundcloud.app.goo.gl/62gDhDotUpKaDxzG8
Storm In A Teacup 08.10.21	Lol Sonic you are completely oblivious when you come on Sputnik and your comments hardly ever fit cuz you didnâ€™t pay attention.
anarchistfish 08.10.21	It's aight. Used to love that song
Egarran 08.10.21	What other sites do you guys prefer for good political discussions?
Storm In A Teacup 08.10.21	I donâ€™t like political discussion really as Iâ€™ve seen all there is to see and itâ€™s 99% bullshit and 1% something that is good and yet to be corrupted.
Egarran 08.10.21	I guess I'm asking what is better than reddit
sonictheplumber 08.10.21	facebook is a great website but there aren't as many virgins on there since its for normal people as well as freaks. so storm might not fit in, but he can definitely find some great political discussion for virgins if you look hard enough
Storm In A Teacup 08.10.21	@ega Oh sorry. I have no idea so I will excuse myself
Egarran 08.10.21	I bet there are some great political forums out there
Storm In A Teacup 08.10.21	It would be badass to become a virgin again. First time to cum in a pussy after 5 seconds and first time to fuck for over an hour, first time to make a woman orgasm, first time to be lied to about being the biggest they ever had (Iâ€™ve seen porn I know thereâ€™s bigger than 7.5 inches and Iâ€™m probably your 50th ðŸ™„) Would be awesome lol
Storm In A Teacup 08.10.21	There might be ega, I would check it out if you found one
Ryus 08.10.21
Storm In A Teacup 08.10.21	And keep your mouth shut
Colton 08.10.21	googled that pasta to see where it comes from and this came up https://ibb.co/XzpjxMR
Egarran 08.10.21	you're on fire today, storm love to see it
Ryus 08.10.21	i prayed it was pasta
Colton 08.10.21	convinced all storm posts are elaborate trolling at this point
Storm In A Teacup 08.10.21	i know my audience
Storm In A Teacup 08.10.21	"convinced all storm posts are elaborate trolling at this point" i feel like there is a clear line drawn in the sand between when im fucking around and not fucking around but
sonictheplumber 08.10.21	im the real andy kaufman here
Storm In A Teacup 08.10.21	overrated
Snake. 08.10.21	ain't that the guy who owns the royals
Ryus 08.10.21	no thats tyler wade
Storm In A Teacup 08.10.21	andy kaufman is from before the boomers even i think therefore irrelevant
TheAntichrist 08.10.21	is that the only thing you're a virgin of
Storm In A Teacup 08.10.21	not a virgin of that anymore either tho so i think i've got all the bases covered performed for a 1,000 people at a concert check rode the zumajoro 20 times in one day check yeah i think that covers all the important stuff.
TheAntichrist 08.10.21	oh you got that base covered alright
Storm In A Teacup 08.10.21	yes i am wearing underwear right now.
Storm In A Teacup 08.10.21	well, boxers, anyway
Storm In A Teacup 08.10.21	how the fuck are you gonna have an orchestra with 30 violinists, 30 violists, 15 cellists, and then me and nathan are the only bassists. wtf if one of us messes up everyone knows who to blame. damn you mr peterson.
TheAntichrist 08.10.21	you'll just have to fiddle around
Storm In A Teacup 08.10.21	violinists are assholes. violists are weird. cellists are cool. bassists are slightly less cool but not assholes or weird.
CugnoBrasso 08.11.21	Oh come on, we were about to turn this thread into a political shitstorm, what happened?
Storm In A Teacup 08.11.21	maybe if you had more than 1,000 comments in 5 years you could have gotten what you wanted but NO!
CugnoBrasso 08.11.21	Some people prefer to watch
rockarollacola 08.11.21	Good. Stay that way
Storm In A Teacup 08.11.21	rocka i literally just called you out in another thread for the same thing. better put your dukes up
Egarran 08.11.21	I am forced to conclude reddit is the best place to discuss politics. It's seems difficult not to create an echo chamber when the other side consists of conservatives.
CugnoBrasso 08.11.21	I feel your pain Eggie.