Divaman: Various Rodents

Divaman 09.06.18	Interesting fact: bats are NOT rodents.
JustJoe. 09.06.18	Needs more Field Mice
Divaman 09.06.18	I'm easy. Sadly, there seem to be no bands named after prairie dogs. It's criminal.
JustJoe. 09.06.18	You are a divaman & a scholar.
Divaman 09.06.18	Thank you sir. And you are so much more than Just Joe.
JustJoe. 09.06.18	💙 🙌
SandwichBubble 09.06.18	No hares? gotta neg
Divaman 09.06.18	I now realize that I need to add John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band to the database.
ArsMoriendi 09.06.18	Bunnies are not rodents, but porcupines are... nicely played with.12
ArsMoriendi 09.06.18	"No hares? gotta neg" Hares aren't rodents
Divaman 09.06.18	Interestingly enough, hares are no longer considered to be rodents, at least according to Wikipedia. They are considered to be of the class Lagomorpha rather than Rodentia. (And before you ask about my inclusion of Echo and the Bunnymen, I added them for the album name rather than the band name.) Oops, Ars beat me to the explanation. Excellent job, sir.
ArsMoriendi 09.06.18	No bands named Capybara? That's the best rodent
SandwichBubble 09.06.18	damn it you guys are right
SandwichBubble 09.06.18	Alright I got one that's actually a rodent this time No Crash Bandicoot 3: Warped soundtrack? gotta neg
Divaman 09.06.18	Apparently not, Ars. But can I interest you in a nice chinchilla. See all the great stuff we're learning here tonight, Sandwich? I can be very educational when I'm trying to avoid going back to work.
SitarHero 09.06.18	Ratatat and Porcupine Tree tho.
SandwichBubble 09.06.18	I'm supposed to be getting ready for work rn actually, but this is much more worthwhile
Divaman 09.06.18	They look pretty rodenty, Sandwich, but Wikipedia claims they're part of the order Peramelemorphia, and not Rodentia. Also, is that album even in the database?
ArsMoriendi 09.06.18	Bandicoots are marsupials like kangroos and wombats
JustJoe. 09.06.18	We are ruining SandwichBubble right now.
ArsMoriendi 09.06.18	aw lol
SandwichBubble 09.06.18	my whole life is a lie someone compound an accurate list of rodents and have it on my desk by noon tomorrow
Divaman 09.06.18	Added, Sitar. Although I must point out that I'm not claiming this list is all inclusive -- there are several more rat and mouse bands alone. So let's cap it at 25. Come on, Sandwich, it's all you.
JustJoe. 09.06.18	We believe in you, SandwichBubble!
Divaman 09.06.18	You're our Mighty Mouse, our Rocket J. Squirrel!
Divaman 09.06.18	Damn, I think he went to work.
SandwichBubble 09.06.18	Rocky > Mighty Mouse just saying OKAY I have to shower and get ready so this is it No Guineapig? gotta neg
Divaman 09.06.18	Oh, bad break! See #8. No shower allowed until you finish this.
JustJoe. 09.06.18	My heart is full. I can go to heaven now. It is complete.
SandwichBubble 09.06.18	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Alright I'm out, obviously trying to use my eyes after just getting up is a bad idea
JustJoe. 09.06.18	Now I can't die congratulations.
Divaman 09.06.18	Turn off that water and come back here, sir.
Divaman 09.06.18	See what you did? You made JustJoe immortal.
Divaman 09.06.18	You're forcing me to go back to work.
Divaman 09.06.18	Sigh.
JustJoe. 09.06.18	HERE WE GO IMMORTALITY
Divaman 09.06.18	On the bright side, you should now have time to rate hundreds of thousands of albums.
DamnVanne 09.06.18	A capybara deepthroated my index finger once
SandwichBubble 09.06.18	Alright I'm back "A capybara deepthroated my index finger once"
JustJoe. 09.06.18	I'm still immortal.
SandwichBubble 09.06.18	You're welcome Joe
butcherboy 09.06.18	Satan’s Rats..
Divaman 09.06.18	I'll take it bb. OK, we've got the list capped at 25. So do immortal guys sleep, Joe? I'm horrified, but strangely aroused, DamnVanne.
ZombieToyDuck 09.06.18	but what about frightened rabbit?
JustJoe. 09.06.18	It's more of an existential hibernation. Like, I am, but just on a different plane.
Divaman 09.06.18	Nope, no wabbits, ZTD. Sweet, Joe. Is there such a thing as existential farting?
ZombieToyDuck 09.06.18	oh wait I was wrong haha you good
JustJoe. 09.06.18	Farts are, in & of themselves, existential. Nothing more humbling & human than a fart.
ArsMoriendi 09.06.18	Add Frank Zappa because he has an album called Hot Rats :D
JustJoe. 09.06.18	Wait. Am I gonna be immortal forever?! 😐
ZombieToyDuck 09.06.18	if you take the album route you could also add Rat Race by Enter Shikari
Divaman 09.06.18	'Fraid so, Joe. That's how immortality works. It's all Sandwch's fault.
JustJoe. 09.06.18	Just. Kill. Me. Now.
bloc 09.06.18	My man....did you really think rabbits were a type of rodent lmao
ZombieToyDuck 09.06.18	Honestly, no. I saw Echo and The Bunnymen so I thought I might be wrong but then I realized it was because of the album name not the band haha
Divaman 09.06.18	Yeah, I did that deliberately. My bad, ZTD. Wish I could help you out there, Joe, but rules are rules. What you need is some fellow immortal buddies to chill with when the rest of us start dropping and rotting.
JustJoe. 09.06.18	Maybe I'll find immortal love! 😇
Divaman 09.06.18	Maybe. Or at least an immortal drinking buddy.
JustJoe. 09.06.18	Cheers to that!
Divaman 09.07.18	Or an immoral drinking buddy.