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Last Active 01-11-23 2:53 am Joined 03-17-12
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| A Non-Ranking of Converge
A continuation of the series. It’s simple: for each album, I’ll try to sell you on why it’s the best one in the discography. | 1 | | Converge Halo in a Haystack
Uh, just remember that the band members were around 15 years old. | 2 | | Converge Petitioning the Empty Sky
There’s a raw, youthful energy to be found on Petitioning the Empty Sky - its menace is straightforward, its vehemence worn on its sleeve. It thrashes against the wall, leaps aggressively, ignores its own wounds thanks to the adrenaline rush. The album is a restless spirit who, so early on, is already trying to break out of cages - unusual grooves can be found on tracks such as “Color Me Blood Red” and “Dead”, the former featuring a particularly fun motif that harkens back to earlier styles of metal. | 3 | | Converge When Forever Comes Crashing
Taut muscle and alien logic combine to form Converge’s most twisted, enigmatic release (see: “The Lowest Common Denominator” and its utterly bizarre tunings). When Forever Comes Crashing hits at the most unexpected angles, carves mysterious patterns, satisfies cravings for something truly weird; the brief moments of harmony, from the end of the title track to “Ten Cents”, only further the surprise. The creature not understood is the most frightening. | 4 | | Converge Jane Doe
The album is immediately felt - in Jacob Bannon’s indecipherable shrieks, in the relentless abrasion, in the wrath and smoke. The act of anonymization universalizes the experience, makes it the domain of all; and Jane Doe manages to be disconcertingly close and distant at the same time. After 17 years, it remains the fire that never fails to spark with each listen; even its staunchest opponent is made to stare in awe, before being quickly consumed. | 5 | | Converge You Fail Me
You Fail Me takes place in the immediate aftermath of personal disaster - it sheds the first tear, represents the very instant that grief begins to bleed into anger. The blades here are slightly blunted, but then an unclean slice arguably draws out the most pain. Hope manages to push through on “Last Light” and its quasi-cinematic climax, and then proceeds to wither away on “Hope Street” - rich irony and a continuous downward trajectory. And how You Fail Me convulses - shrieks ripping through, tongue bitten in a failed moment of repression, endorphins settling in as a distant sweet mist. Carries the intensity of Jane Doe without any of the exhaustion. | 6 | | Converge No Heroes
Beautiful viciousness, vicious beauty - No Heroes (and especially its centrepiece, “Grim Heart/Black Rose”) possesses both in spades. The fury here is icy, often in the form of torrential hail; desperation and bitterness lend a cruel, cold grimace, but the face that wears it is strangely alluring. As the steady-footed assault of “Plagues” leads into “Grim Heart/Black Rose”, the album truly unfurls - the latter, painstakingly built up over 9 minutes and carried by Jonah Jenkins’ powerful vocal performance, is both respite and effective catharsis. No Heroes may very well be the most merciless release from Converge - rather than using brute force a la its predecessors, it punishes through the cold shoulder. | 7 | | Converge Axe to Fall
Axe to Fall exudes grandeur and Southern charm, tells a larger story with the colourful cast of characters at hand (fun fact: it contains the most features out of any Converge album). It’s less personal, more folkloric; look to the Gothic undertones of “Cruel Bloom” and “Wretched World”’s sprawl. “Damages” is unique in its demented swagger, a beast born from abandoned desert towns. A strange glee underlies the depths of Axe to Fall; there is an invitation to take secret delight in the tales of monsters and wretchedness, to feel a voyeur’s pleasure. Bare your teeth when you smile. | 8 | | Converge All We Love We Leave Behind
Crystallization and clarity, wisdom’s advent. All We Love We Leave Behind is painfully lucid, freshly bearing the scars of age and experience; the slowburners of “Glacial Pace” and “Coral Blue” feel like submersion in cold water, a steady seeping in of awareness. And contrary to its title, “Aimless Arrow” is sober, directed; it immediately sets the tone for an album that knows where it will head, knows it is looking back for the final time. All We Love We Leave Behind brings stony resilience like no other - though crippled it runs, bracing against the ache. | 9 | | Converge The Dusk in Us
The Dusk in Us most fully reaps the fruits of maturity, knows when to hold back to punch at the right times. It bears patience and ruminates well - the sludgy “Under Duress” and “Reptilian” are fine examples of mid-tempo Converge, and the lyrics have begun to soothe, to impart sound advice, rather than simply cry out for help. This isn’t at all complacency, but realized growth - stateliness to befit the latter years of a lifespan, assumption of an inevitable mantle. | |
clavier
08.12.18 | this took much longer than I would have liked. definitely most proud of number 1. | Fort23
08.12.18 | Yo the non ranking thing i fuck with it. WHen forever comes crashing is their masterpiece to me | clavier
08.12.18 | thanks y'all | Hawks
08.12.18 | Awesome list. | calmrose
08.12.18 | hell yeah claire | neekafat
08.12.18 | I should probably check these guys | Hawks
08.12.18 | Very slim chance you’ll dig these guys Neek lol. | calmrose
08.12.18 | [2]
was just going to say that Hawks lol | J() Alexander
08.12.18 | Interesting idea. | Ocean of Noise
08.12.18 | You rule, Claire. Awesome list. Beautiful writing to do these beautiful albums justice. | clavier
08.12.18 | thanks ocean! | XingKing
08.12.18 | What a glorious fucking list. We all have our preferences but this was beautifully written. | Space Jester
08.12.18 | Your entry for WFCC perfectly describes why I put it near the top of their discography. Album is underrated to hell. | Winesburgohio
08.12.18 | craiglist -> america -> personal connections: hi, i'm jacob bannon and i'm looking for my jane doe! modern dating is a bit like looking for a halo in a haystack, so here's a bit about me. i enjoy long walks on the beach while petitioning the empty sky, my two dogs and properly thawed calimari. preferably looking for a relationship that will last until forever comes crashing and there's dusk in us. i know that there are no heros, but if you fail me i'll be very upset - i don't want this partnership to be an ax to fall on me. they say that all we love we leave behind, but i promise never to leave the perfect woman for me. PO BOX 420 69 1488 | Winesburgohio
08.12.18 | uhh sorry good list great write-ups even if if i don't really understand the descriptions for 5 and 7 but i'm not like an expert | cojamneko
08.12.18 | they're very well written actually | cojamneko
08.12.18 | lol 1 just made me realize that koller was like 16 and had only been playing drums for like 2 years nefore they recorded petitioning lmao | Demon of the Fall
08.12.18 | Great stuff, well written descriptions. I’m sure everyone can agree with this non-ranking. | Relinquished
08.12.18 | nice | Gyromania
08.12.18 | You're a great writer | AsleepInTheBack
08.13.18 | lovely words here, and i love the spirt behind this list idea. would love to see more. | Rowhaus
08.13.18 | best band of all time | SteakByrnes
08.13.18 | This is dope Claire | dbizzles
08.14.18 | I love this so much. | Deez
08.15.18 | Great list. Ill always have massive affinity to 'Petitioning...' and 'WFCC' cos im old as hell and when that shit came out it blew minds in a still relatively early but emerging metalcore scene before it became a dirty word along with cave in and Botch etc . I saw them on the petitioning tour in a pub garden. Was wild. | SpiritCrusher2
08.17.18 | What a glorious fucking list. We all have our preferences but this was beautifully written. [2] | SpiritCrusher2
08.17.18 | "lol 1 just made me realize that koller was like 16 and had only been playing drums for like 2 years nefore they recorded petitioning lmao"
Jane Doe was the first LP Koller recorded with Converge, Damon Bellorado was on the first 3. you can easily hear the difference in styles. | Zeuzo
08.17.18 | Do Deftones | Relinquished
08.17.18 | or be original and not do deftones | clavier
08.17.18 | sorry zeuzo but deftones aren't my cup of tea
TDEP or CoL might be fun | SteakByrnes
08.17.18 | do not do deftones | SmashIsTheWay94
08.17.18 | Great list. Really like the description for WFCC even though that's never been one of my favorites | FadedSun
08.20.18 | What about Caring and Killing? Some nice tracks on there from their early years. | clavier
08.20.18 | ah, I didn't include that one because it wasn't a studio LP
(also haven't heard it yet, probably should) | JustJoe.
08.28.18 | I attempted to begin researching ranked lists for the Converge Rank Ranked idea & now I actually hate myself. |
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