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Everything Ranked

Tired of all these ranked lists clearly getting it wrong so consider this the encyclopedia of true rankings
1Pink Floyd
The Dark Side of the Moon

Dark Side, Meddle, WYWH, Animals, Piper + Wall, Obscured, Saucerful, Final Cut + Atom, umamagumauma, Division, more, division bell.

there its settled.
2Radiohead
In Rainbows

In Rainbows, OK comp, kid a = bends, king of limbs, amnesiac = msp, hail to the theif, pablo

youre not special, youre wrong
3Opeth
Morningrise

morning rise, blackwater, still life, ghost + dammnation, arms, orchid, watershed, heritige, pale communion, sorceress

i dont even listen to opeth and i know this is right
4Deftones
White Pony

white pony, around the fur, diamond eyes, gore = kylo ren = adrenaline = saturday > s/t

well there you are
5Brand New
The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me

TDAG > deja > rest

profound
6Weezer
Weezer

blue
7Green Day
American Idiot

american idiot > dookie > nimrod >insomniac > kerplunk (worst game) > tres > dos > uno (mathematically)

what else did they do
8The Beatles
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

sgt peppers, revolver, rubber soul, white album = abbey road, magical mystery tour, the rest i havent heard, yellow submarine
9Spiritualized
Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating in Space

Ladies and Gents, Lazer guided, pure phase, A n E , sweet heart, let it come down, grace
10Death
Human

national: alligator, high viotet, boxer, trouble, rest

Manchester Orchestra: the river

Bon, Iver: literally everyone knows the true ranking

Death: human, symbolic, rest

Mastadon: leviathan, submission, rest - crack the skye, crack the skye

converge: jane doe because it has a few good songs

Buckethead: no
11Paramore
Riot!

i thought they had one album
12the the
Infected

infected, mind bomb, soul mining, dusk, the inertia at midnight, volume 4, nakedself, burning blue soul, hanky, dusk
13Swans
Soundtracks for the Blind

soundtracks, my father, the seer = filth, they, all, sound, the same, to, me, the burning world
14Lambchop
Pet Sounds Sucks

cutlets, shoulder, rump, loin, leg, shank, neck
15The Stooges
Fun House

fun house, raw power, s/t, rest
16Merzbow
Pulse Demon

pulse demon, tauromachine, flare gun, hybrid, the rest go alphabetically
17The Fall
Hex Enduction Hour

perfect weather, changing of leaves, football season, whiskey, marlboro 27s, apple cider, thanksgiving, halloween, first snow fall, ominous wind chimes, my birthday, raking leaves off your lawn
18Negativa
Negativa

literally anything with any value > negativa > sinternet's opinions
19Death Cab for Cutie
Transatlanticism

transatlanticism, rest
20My Bloody Valentine
Loveless

Mbv: Loveless, EPS 88-91, you made me realize, isnt anything, m b v = tremolo, feed me, xtc

fruits: avocado, guava, tomatoes, mangos, strawberries, kiwi, nectarines, oranges, bannananas, grapes, coconut, pineapple, honeydew, melon, watermelon, apples

vegetables: onions, peppers, garlic, potatoes, spinach, peas, cucumber, carrots, brocoli, corn, asparagus, eggplant, brussel sprouts,
21DJ Shadow
Endtroducing...

TimeSplitters 2 story missions: Siberia, NeoTokyo, Wild West, Notre Dame, Chicago, Robot Factory, Planet X, Atom Smasher (ugh), Space Station
22Between the Buried and Me
Colors

colors: purple, blue, black, green, red, pink, orange, yellow, white, brown

music websites: all sites I (erm, the alrgarithm im using) haven't found yet > how I assume rym is > sput > consequence > all music > anything devoted soley to metal > pitchfork
23Dictaphone
M.=Addiction

final fantasy: uhhh

Mario games: Smash bros melee, sunshine, odessey, super mario bros 4 the ds, paper mario, galaxy, every other game
24Tool
Ænima

Aenima, lateralus, 10k days, undertow

Seems obvious
25Alanis Morissette
Jagged Little Pill

Canadian Prime Ministers: Sir John A. Macdonald, Sir Iglu Pooteen, William Lyon Mackenzie, Mr. Van "eh?" Coover, Sir Wilfred Laurier, Sir Maypal Leevs, Sir Robert Borden, Aiss Huckey, Joe Clark

horses: sagitarious (represent), pegasus, regular horse, zebra, donkey, user jac, mule, shadowmire, pony
26Black Malachite
Distortion World

Black Malachite; 0 > distortion world = void = black malachite = we all come to an end = motion = our demons = reaper roots > nightfall

fuck nightfall
27Blink-182
Enema of the State

blink – 182: enemas > enema of the state > s/t > rest

caimonjesus' suggestion's ranked: shades of demin, gauges of copper wire, clocks, flightless birds, slavic countries = time zones, green vegetables, fabrics, types of lightbulbs, slavakian hockey players, types of seed potato, dead porn stars, skin color, different fish scents, anything ska related, hellraiser movies,
28ZZ Top
ZZ Top's First Album

facial hair ranked: 5 oclock shadow, full beard, goatee, soul patch, an attempt at a beard, chin strap, mutton chops, pubic stache

two dimensional interspecies watersports >: syntax error/332
29E-Rotic
Sex Affairs

fetishes: voyeurism, bdsm, roleplaying, spanking, latex, orgies, piss, cuckholding, feet, lithophilia, cross dressing, acrotomophilia, necrophilia, diapers, melissaphilia, furries, loliporn, pedophelia

dildo material ranked: silicone, cyberskin, jelly (get gross quickly), glass (looks great on a mantle but not very practical), acrylic
30The December Sound
The Silver Album

users ranked: users who 5d The Silver Album, hal1ax, users who 4.5d TSA, Tyler., users who 4d TSA, users who haven't rated TSA, user who 3d TSA, user who 1.5d TSA
31Robert Rich
Somnium

simpsons: season 4, 6, 5, 3, 8, 7, 2, 1, 10, 12 thru 16 except 15, 17, 19 rest

sienfield: season 4, 8, 5, 7, 6, 3, rest

ambient artists: the best one > the rest
32Boards of Canada
Geogaddi

Board of Canada: Geogoaddi (by a fractional value) > Music has the Right > Campfire > Tomorrow's Harvest

fyi tyler.
33 Prince
The Black Album

lists ranked: this list, rec lists, tournie lists, leaving sputnik forever lists, featured lists, check my new album lists, personal story lists, 10k comments lists, 1k ratings lists, new black malachite lists, subjective ranking lists
34Fetty Wap
Fetty Wap

fast & the furious: OG, tokyo drift, six, the one with the safe, seven, rest except for 2, 2

if this wasn't the objective truth i'd day the algorithm doesnt like to be told where to rank things
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