YouGotLucky: My bitch wife cheated on me

Hendoi 04.17.18	damn
Beautiful 04.17.18	o.o
Faraudo 04.17.18	Your reaction is stone cold, I would be pretty fucking mad tbf. Good luck with that shit man.
Jasdevi087 04.17.18	yeah she sounds gross, you're lucking out
Zeuzo 04.17.18	Faraudo if someone cheats he's not worth much so being mad is inappropriate
Deathconscious 04.17.18	Is your username referring to this kid your wife is banging? Sorry, i had to.
Dewinged 04.17.18	Yep. Username checks out.
cold 04.17.18	Faraudo if someone cheats he's not worth much so being mad is inappropriate [2]
SIIMBOLIC 04.17.18	that sucks man. At least you're still pretty young at 30. Theres plenty of time. You could be 48 and fucked
Frippertronics 04.17.18	dude nice
Frippertronics 04.17.18	real talk tho, peep James Brown's The Payback (concept album about shit like infidelity iirc)
chinesewhispers 04.17.18	Yeah, that’s fucked up dude, but it honestly sounds like it might ultimately be a good thing. You don’t need a cheating whore in your life Even though this might be easier said than done, enjoy the single life bro
Demon of the Fall 04.17.18	'Yep. Username checks out' I presumed this was an alt/joke list because of that (apologies if it isn't).
Hawks 04.17.18	Wow what a dirty skeezing slut hope she gets hit by a bus and it all works out for you bro. m/
DDDeftoneDDD 04.17.18	dude if you want to kill your girlfriend just put it all on Pig Destroyer - Terrifyer m/
Cygnatti 04.17.18	damn dude :/
Demon of the Fall 04.17.18	@Deftone: what does that mean... 'put it all on'?
DDDeftoneDDD 04.17.18	"put all the anger" I meant...But if you made a joke there it was a nice one X)X)
Orb 04.17.18	rly
Demon of the Fall 04.17.18	@Deftone: I thought it was a reference to Pig Destroyer using samples of people being murdered or something, no idea why, haha.
YouGotLucky 04.17.18	you know, weirdly enough this username was a reference to tom pettys song you got lucky. i can't imagine listening to that song right now but maybe I should. very fitting
guitarded_chuck 04.17.18	wow, what a terrible person dude, sorry you got shacked up with evil, onward and upward
MO 04.17.18	listen to meshuggah and hit a new deadlift PR
pypypymble 04.17.18	call her a slut for me
pypypymble 04.17.18	say that this salty dude from russia called you a slut bitch haha
pypypymble 04.17.18	and buy her a pole younger album as a gift
pypypymble 04.17.18	don't worry, it's not wasting money if you give her that trash
pypypymble 04.17.18	oh hey i'm over 100 comments
eliminatorjunior 04.17.18	Listen to Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Silence by Glassjaw or Jane Doe obvi
Baronessa 04.17.18	The entire Smiths discography for all your self-loathing needs.
WatchItExplode 04.17.18	No one gonna comment on the fact that she's picking up a high school student? If the roles were reversed community outcry would be like "hang him!"
BigBlob 04.17.18	SYL Alien is pretty much just an album of how shit relationships are
emester 04.17.18	So she's leaving you for a kid that probably has no job, no higher education, and probably going to move on from her in 2 months? All that and the fact she may be breaking the law if the age of consent in your area is higher than 16? No offense, I think that you lucked out here. Also listen to Brainbombs
Prancer 04.17.18	"I'm pretty annoyed but I'm starting to wonder if I'm actually lucking out here." she was a cunt and a pedo so 'YouGotLucky'. Kool & the Gang - Celebration
Devastator 04.17.18	Damn dude that sucks but you'll probably end up the better in the end kike emester said. Jam Jane Doe because that's the go to breakup album.
zakalwe 04.17.18	How long have you been married mate?
BigHans 04.17.18	Revenge is a dish best served cold. So my man, I'm sorry to hear this. Honestly, this is devastating to happen to anyone. I would say resist the urge to do the primal, expected thing, which almost anyone would do. And let it be a slow burn. Karma might take them down, but you can probably find a way to make this bitch miserable. Just be discrete. On a side note, I hate cheating women more than anything on this planet after pedophiles. So this bitch deserves something. Just wait a bit.
guitarded_chuck 04.17.18	^yeah dont listen to this advice your best "revenge" in these situations is simply moving on completely and being happy
Cygnatti 04.17.18	"listen to meshuggah and hit a new deadlift PR" [2]
guitarded_chuck 04.17.18	3
Cygnatti 04.17.18	^agreed wit chuck, unless she actively tryna fuck up ur life, really the best revenge is finding success and happiness without them.
BigHans 04.17.18	some people are ok with being made a fool, or a cuckold out of. If so, good for you.
ExecutiveExecuterexe 04.17.18	she sounds like a cunt
BigHans 04.17.18	unless she actively tryna fuck up ur life, really the best revenge is finding success and happiness without them. ^ I would say cheating on her husband to bang a high school kid qualifies as actively trying to fuck up her husband's life.
BigBlob 04.17.18	im with bighans on this one
guitarded_chuck 04.17.18	"some people are ok with being made a fool, or a cuckold out of. If so, good for you." going after someone for revenge over a relationship ending is the definition of a cuckhold, you couldnt look more weak-minded to anyone with an outside perspective
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.17.18	she's cheating on you with a high school senior and wants to date him? lmao she's a fucking loser dude, you got lucky. on to bigger better things.
Cygnatti 04.17.18	it's about being an adult, dude. she don't sound like she's worth wasting any more time on.
BigBlob 04.17.18	fred durst has written whole albums on this subject. great source material to cope with what you are going through
cold 04.17.18	OP, is your username from my favorite Tom Petty song?
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.17.18	OK SO bighans and bigblob quality posting
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.17.18	i agree with guitarded tho tbh, the best revenge is droppin that bitch like hot garbage and not look back. she's obviously trying to hurt him, if she cant hurt him she loses HARD i mean she is left with no gratification of having power over someones happiness and she is now dating a 18 year old. sweet.
guitarded_chuck 04.17.18	yep, acting out just shows you are hurt and you end up looking like a gigantic bitch, its a no win move
BigHans 04.17.18	she's obviously trying to hurt him ^ It could be that she is just an enormous slut. In either case, its unacceptable.
guitarded_chuck 04.17.18	sigh
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.17.18	i can confirm through life experience that i have tried both methods at various points in life and the best one is just realizing the person is garbage and isnt worth an ounce of your affection or respect and cut them out of your life without a further word and go take some immediate steps towards taking a couple steps towards your future goals.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.17.18	"Yeah, so being a bitch is doing nothing when someone disrespects you to that level. If some dude banged your GF or wife and you did absolutely nothing, that makes you weak, and a complete sap." being confident enough to be able to cut someone you love out of your life because they are bad for you and move on without getting petty is like the strongest emotional characteristic ever tho.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.17.18	theres a difference between being stoic and being weak
cold 04.17.18	"Yeah, so being a bitch is doing nothing when someone disrespects you to that level." But what can you really do besides divorce that person and completely X them out of your life? That's really the only reasonable option.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.17.18	im a big fan of integrity
Cygnatti 04.17.18	but like that paragraph is right tho.
guitarded_chuck 04.17.18	nah
cold 04.17.18	"You fight, like a man." So the dude should fight a high schooler?
Demon of the Fall 04.17.18	'and thats their internal problem for letting such an event affect them so much' You're an idiot.
guitarded_chuck 04.17.18	intriguing contribution^
Cygnatti 04.17.18	tbf divorce an be incredibly soul-crushingly destructive event in various ways outside of just emotional issues. if only the problems with divorce ended with emotions, that'd be nice.
guitarded_chuck 04.17.18	and yes anyway it seems that bighans is suggesting the OP assault the kid over the thing and potentially send himself to jail and is vehement in his defense of this viewpoint, i think we can all agree hes umm lets say not giving good advice and move on at this point
guitarded_chuck 04.17.18	yes im not suggesting one never feel hurt from a failed relationship, i am saying that resorting to some sort of petty revenge is irrational and unnecessary and counterproductive which is the point i was making in the quote Demon of the Fall so ungracefully took out of context
DinosaurJones 04.17.18	I can feel the testosterone flowing through this list. Sorry, OP. That shit sucks.
Demon of the Fall 04.17.18	@guitarded I don't think you understand the concept of marriage, or human connection, or what a reasonable reaction to your life being torn apart could be for the individual.
guitarded_chuck 04.17.18	"@guitarded I don't think you understand the concept of marriage, or human connection, or what a reasonable reaction to your life being torn apart could be for the individual." okay then, ill ask you, maybe youll give a more direct answer to what you are implying here instead of bighans (rip) what exactly do you suggest is a "reasonable reaction"
Bigpapad 04.17.18	Only thing you can do is join a gym and bang a high school junior.
WatchItExplode 04.17.18	The high schooler is likely a legal adult so he's fair game. Also very easy to find during the business week. After taking care of this threat to your pride you move on to phase two: a life time of dominating your partner through emotional and physical abuse.
Chortles 04.17.18	"You fight, like a man." always glad to see such excellent displays of macho culture being alive and well
guitarded_chuck 04.17.18	lmao
guitarded_chuck 04.17.18	i cant wait to never hear back from hans or demon itt tough guys indeed
BigBlob 04.17.18	Its just one of those days Where you don't want to wake up Everything is fucked Everybody sucks
TheSpaceMan 04.17.18	Chuck is offering reasonable advice he isnt dismissing/denying any rage or anything like that. He's offering the advice cause he's coming from a level headed perspective of this and knows OP doesn't have that clarity right now, and by doing so is acknowledging the rage OPs going through
TheSpaceMan 04.17.18	BigHans is the type of guy to key is GFs car after she hung out with her friends instead of watching anime with him
CygnusX1 04.17.18	Shit sucks man. Keep your head up, best thing you can do is become wildly successful in your own right. You don't need garbage people in your life dragging you down. Hit the gym, kill it at your job, and grab a drink with some bros. Also please don't try to assault a high schooler or anybody else in some vague attempt to show how manly you are, that's horrible advice.
chemicalmarriage 04.17.18	leave her. go no contact. one of those two idiots is going to end up cheating on the other at some point down the road. i guarantee it. if/when she tries to come back be sure to tell the cunt where she can go.
TheSpaceMan 04.17.18	Dude it's a fucking teenager, you are so unbelievably insecure. The fact that you have to actively insist on preserving manhood reflects a lot about what you have to work with
WatchItExplode 04.17.18	Not on school grounds. That's how you get busted. Everybody knows that.
worthlessscab 04.17.18	jam this https://hairpolice.bandcamp.com/album/certainty-of-swarms
hansoloshotfirst 04.17.18	wow...
TheSpaceMan 04.17.18	BigHans is the type of insecure dude who will wait in the bathroom because he won't use a urinal directly next to another guy
WatchItExplode 04.17.18	It would pretty easy to get her a contributing to a minor ticket while he gets a possession.
BigBlob 04.17.18	jerry springer still doing a tv show?
BigBlob 04.17.18	My girlie ran away with my pay When fellas come to play No she stuck with my homeez that she fucked And I'm just a sucker with a lump in my throat
JWT155 04.17.18	I can see both sides. That being said, I don't agree with using physical force of any kind, but if you did I feel like the dude's wife deserves a beating more than a high school kid. She knowingly and willingly cheated with a kid who might as well be a minor, she broke her vows, not the kid, the culpability is 90% on her. Had this been say the mechanic or some guy the married couples age then "brawling" with the dude makes more snese, but I can't imagine anything more than two guys awkwardly trading blows, mostly missing, and having the married chick scream "STAHP" like she's Sammy from Jersey Shore. I think using physical force is a sign of weakness myself, as if you need to prove your honor based off of someone's actions, but I grew up and live in a very blue collar area and I completely understand where Hans is coming from. And to those saying violence is never the answer, what about say a parent who's child was molested? One of Larry Nassar's victims father asked the judge in court to have 5 mins alone with the man, and when denied he rushed Nassar before he was stopped, and when the cops stopped him you could tell they wanted nothing more than to let this father have his 5 mins with that sick monster. I don't blame the father, and in that case I do think physical force, or at least showing the will for it is needed in some cases. And yes, I understand the two cases being compared are completely different, just showing how in some cases I think physical violence is warranted.
Rowhaus 04.17.18	lots of Pantera
Bigpapad 04.17.18	Do I blame someone for wanting to fight the guy who slept with his wife? No. Do I think its a smart thing to do? No. One of the dumber things to do in the situation, actually.
Zeuzo 04.17.18	HAHAHAHA
BigHans 04.17.18	Someone banged my wife? I'll beat his ass, that's what a real man would do!!! haha ^ The fact you are even mocking that statement means you are a giant pussy who won't stand up for himself.
Bigpapad 04.17.18	I bet you're into honor killings huh?
JWT155 04.17.18	I think the main distinction in my eyes is that if your woman was sexually assaulted or sexualized at all against her will, demonstrating physical force is acceptable if not necessary, especially if your woman is unable to defend herself, but it's the 21st century and I know my girl doesn't take shit from anyone and speaks her mind. Thinking you need to physically prove yourself and regain your honor because your woman chose to cheat on you gains you nothing, if anything it shows you have poor judgement in thinking fighting losing battles are worth it. Like you're going to beat up some kid over your wife and then divorce her? Why bother defending a prize you're just going to dump in the trash anyways. Fight for things that are worth something to you, not something that's proven to be worthless.
Zeuzo 04.17.18	You're talking about honor and respect?
DinosaurJones 04.17.18	And maybe she just made a mistake And I should give her a break My heart will ache either way Hey, what the hell What you want me to say? I won't lie that I can't deny
BigHans 04.17.18	BigHans the type of dude to clear his search history because a tranny video popped up in his recommended feed. ^ lol, my GF is actually a stripper with tattoos covering a third of her body. Hot women like real men. Not pussies who won't stand up for them or themselves.
DinosaurJones 04.17.18	"Why bother defending a prize you're just going to dump in the trash anyways. Fight for things that are worth something to you, not something that's proven to be worthless." I MUST UPHOLD THE CODE.
cold 04.17.18	"This isn't about ego or anything. THis is about honor, respect, and a code. Its very clear that it is more acceptable to be a pussy than stand for something anymore." Okay, but you can be honorable, respectable and live by a code without resorting to beating up a high schooler. Which by the way, since when is the high schooler to blame? The high schooler wasn't married to the dude, the lady was. He might have not even known this woman was married. That's just misplaced anger if you ask me. That anger should be directed internally in a more positive manner, no sense in crying over spilled milk.
cold 04.17.18	"lol, my GF is actually a stripper with tattoos covering a third of her body. Hot women like real men. Not pussies who won't stand up for them or themselves." If you have to brag, then you're lying or overcompensating for something.
Bigpapad 04.17.18	"^ lol, my GF is actually a stripper with tattoos covering a third of her body. Hot women like real men. Not pussies who won't stand up for them or themselves." LMAO, this is incredible!
WatchItExplode 04.17.18	LIKE A CHUMP heyyyyyy LIKE A CHUMP heyyyyyy
JWT155 04.17.18	> This isn't about ego or anything. THis is about honor, respect, and a code. Its very clear that it is more acceptable to be a pussy than stand for something anymore. Hans I understand where you're coming from but there's no honor to defend when your wife's fucked it away. Defend the honor of something worth defending, like your wife being sexualized or sexually assaulted, I'm all for defending that, but fighting over a cheating wife doesn't lead to any honor at all.
BigHans 04.17.18	Cold, do you really think he didn't know? Come on man. Seriously, just answer the question, if another dude banged your wife and he knew full well she was married, would you SERIOULSY just cry about it an move on? If so, great, I just really don't want to believe it.
Zeuzo 04.17.18	This guy should not be allowed to use internet or to be near other people
Bigpapad 04.17.18	Do you go to the strip club and attempt to fight everyone who throws ones at your girl?
BigHans 04.17.18	If you have to brag, then you're lying or overcompensating for something. ^ No man, honestly its just the truth.
CygnusX1 04.17.18	Bighans the type of dude to put Big in his username cause he thinks it makes him seem like a big man
Zeuzo 04.17.18	Cry-maybe not. But fuck that bitch and move on with life instead of showing how big of a pussy you are for being angry at her and that kid
BigHans 04.17.18	Do you go to the strip club and attempt to fight everyone who throws ones at your girl? ^ No, I don't need to. They literally are giving me money while I get to be the one who gets the payoff.
cold 04.17.18	"Cold, do you really think he didn't know? Come on man. Seriously, just answer the question, if another dude banged your wife and he knew full well she was married, would you SERIOULSY just cry about it an move on? If so, great, I just really don't want to believe it." Do you honestly believe that a cheater sometimes doesn't tell their gentlemen/lady callers about their husband/wife at home? Have you even ever been cheated on? It's not far-fetched, you just seem set in your shitty ways.
Zeuzo 04.17.18	BigHans the type of dude to be devastated and pissed after his gf cheats on him, but is happy when other guys look at her nearly naked body
Maco097 04.17.18	Quite a fun thread u cucks lmao.
BigHans 04.17.18	Like I said earlier, I haven't been. But I have many friends and family that have. And I'm telling you man, it wrecked their lives. It wrecked their kids lives. Its a horrendous scene, all because their women were unfaithful. The fact you guys are so flippant about someone's wife getting fucked, and don't think there should be consequences, is just awful.
BigHans 04.17.18	BigHans the type of dude to be devastated and pissed after his gf cheats on him, but is happy when other guys look at her nearly naked body ^ Hasn't happened man. Lol, nice pathetic attempt though. Go restructure your man bun.
JWT155 04.17.18	Hans, if the dude was your age and cheated with your wife then both parties are to blame and I'd have more sympathy for using physical violence. this 30+ year old woman chose to sleep with a kid half her age. The onus is completely on her. I can partially understand a taken woman getting drunk and falling for a guy her age, but knowingly sleeping with a kid who's possibly a minor is just terrible ethics and decisions on her part.
cold 04.17.18	Well, if you haven't been cheated on, what makes you think you have the audacity to tell other people what they should and should not do? And then turn around and call everyone a pussy who doesn't mold to your standards?
Zeuzo 04.17.18	Your additional pair of chromosomes made a lot of consequences
guitarded_chuck 04.17.18	"This isn't about ego or anything. THis is about honor, respect, and a code. Its very clear that it is more acceptable to be a pussy than stand for something anymore." bro 100% honesty here it is 100% an ego thing no matter how you slice it
JWT155 04.17.18	And what about the kids family? You said you'd beat the kid up, what if the Dad or Mom of that kid wants to beat the fuck out of the wife for molesting your kid? Would you then have to retaliate and defend your honor of your wife being beaten by another adult woman or man? If any person deserves defending their honor I think the parents should beat the cheating wife for what they did to their son, whether he wanted it or not. she's the adult and she crossed the line.
Zeuzo 04.17.18	That was just an example you dickhead
BigHans 04.17.18	Jim, of course a huge onus is on the woman. But there isn't much that can be done about that is there? Sure, divorce her. Obvioulsy, she doesn't care. I would just like to know when it became a crime to stand up for yourself. Seriously, when did it become a badge of honor to let another dude fuck your woman and you do nothing?
guitarded_chuck 04.17.18	" The fact you guys are so flippant about someone's wife getting fucked, and don't think there should be consequences, is just awful. " its a G I G A N T I C leap you make in assuming one is flippant by saying your suggestion of violence is an irrational reaction to the situation
BigHans 04.17.18	If any person deserves defending their honor I think the parents should beat the cheating wife for what they did to their son, whether he wanted it or not. she's the adult and she crossed the line. ^ Dude, you can't do that.
Zeuzo 04.17.18	BADGE OF HONOR HAHAHA goddddddddddddddddd
Bigpapad 04.17.18	I divorce isn't "nothing".
zaruyache 04.17.18	Change all the locks?
Zeuzo 04.17.18	I wonder how would you show your "honor" if the guy that banged your wife was a lot bigger than you. Would you still want to show off your honor? You'd probably decide to fuck it and let them be
JWT155 04.17.18	For the sake of debate Hans I'll entertain someone beating up this kid who slept with their wife. But what about my other scenario, What if I was the father of this possibly 17 year old kid and I just found out a 30+ year old women, let;'s say a teacher who was supposed to be a mentor to my son, slept with my son? Under your honor codes don't I have the right of a father to unleash violence against the woman for abusing her role as a mentor and taking advantage of my son? Or what about my wife, what if she wants to clock this woman who took advantage of our son? And what if either I or my wife physically assault your wife for "revenge", does that now give you the right again to claim your honor by physically assaulting those who beat up your wife?
Egarran 04.17.18	How are people still cool with monogamy and acting surprised when it doesn't work? Study human culture for 5 minutes and you will realize it's a scam for the benefit of an outdated power structure. You can't blame a person for not being able to navigate through the absurdities of family life. Unless you expect them to live in complete denial of passion, in which case you are the asshole. Sorry if this has already being said.
TheSpaceMan 04.17.18	"lol, my GF is actually a stripper with tattoos covering a third of her body" LMAO
Zeuzo 04.17.18	I bet you probably bullied kids 5 years younger than you in school
TheSpaceMan 04.17.18	Holy fuck, thank you Hans. You unintentionally made me day
Zeuzo 04.17.18	You felt like a man
JWT155 04.17.18	>If any person deserves defending their honor I think the parents should beat the cheating wife for what they did to their son, whether he wanted it or not. she's the adult and she crossed the line. ^ Dude, you can't do that. Wait wait wait, hold up. A married man can beat up a minor but I as a parent or my wife can't physically take revenge against someone who abused my son who was underage or at the very least 18 and had an older woman in a position of authority take advantage of him? What if I had a 17 or 18 year old daughter who a 30+ year old married man slept with? I can almost guarantee you'd hunt that man down and beat him to a pulp.
guitarded_chuck 04.17.18	"For the sake of debate Hans I'll entertain someone beating up this kid who slept with their wife. But what about my other scenario, What if I was the father of this possibly 17 year old kid and I just found out a 30+ year old women, let;'s say a teacher who was supposed to be a mentor to my son, slept with my son? Under your honor codes don't I have the right of a father to unleash violence against the woman for abusing her role as a mentor and taking advantage of my son? Or what about my wife, what if she wants to clock this woman who took advantage of our son? And what if either I or my wife physically assault your wife for "revenge", does that now give you the right again to claim your honor by physically assaulting those who beat up your wife? or... what if you get sent to jail for 10 years and have everyone you know think youre a moron while the kid laughs continues to bang your ex wife every single day youre in jail while you sit there on a cold stool trying to remember what pussy feels like worth?
JWT155 04.17.18	I mean I think those scenarios I listed aren't right either Chuck, I'm just trying to illustrate that if Hans thinks violence is all right then there are other parties who could justify using violence as well. an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.
guitarded_chuck 04.17.18	ye word jwt
JWT155 04.17.18	I don't agree with hans here but I also don't get the polarization of people ripping the dude to shreds. He's got a really dumb opinion in my eyes on this issue, adults can have different opinions and not resort to saying shit like get off the internet and what not.
Aberf 04.17.18	I hope you guys are having fun over this 🙄
TheSpaceMan 04.17.18	@Hans actually my GF is an escort with tattoos covering half of her body so I win this round
Zeuzo 04.17.18	Yeah it's pretty entartaining to watch an idiot trying to defend his stupid ass points
Aberf 04.17.18	Anyway, for OP, my condolences man. Hope you can get a better person in your life. Cheating sucks.
McP3000 04.17.18	"How are people still cool with monogamy and acting surprised when it doesn't work? Study human culture for 5 minutes and you will realize it's a scam for the benefit of an outdated power structure. You can't blame a person for not being able to navigate through the absurdities of family life. Unless you expect them to live in complete denial of passion, in which case you are the asshole. Sorry if this has already being said." Did you read The Stranger and suddenly think you're enlightened. You analysis of monogamy is staunchly structured in a post-modernist worldview. Monogamy has existed long prior to modern Human civilization -- Monogamy arose from the need to bear and raise children due to the level of effort and resources necessary in childcare. Unfortunately for the OP of this thread, the Freudian reaction to this situation is that his wife is sleeping with a 17 y.o. because she views her husband as impotent and unable to get her pregnant.
Zeuzo 04.17.18	Not hans. "BigHans", remember
Spec 04.17.18	Fuck dude. At least you’re only thirty and can still get back out there.
bloc 04.17.18	Thread is going to hell and I will probably regret commenting, but YGL I am sorry to hear about what happened to you. I wish I could round up Oli Sykes for you to annihilate right now.
Spec 04.17.18	Can someone tl;dr the whole argument here? I don’t know what’s going on.
Egarran 04.17.18	Pride = Worries.
TheSpaceMan 04.17.18	@spec a user thinks OP should fight the high school senior who slept with OP's wife, and if he doesnt hes a pussy. and is being serious
DinosaurJones 04.17.18	I'm too fuckin' good, and fuckin' proud!! I'm gonna show you how bad it hurts to be a clown!! You're the kind of guy with two faces. Just another life that's wasted. Here's a little fact, you do me like that. End up in the back of my trunk in a sack!! you'd better keep your hands off what's mine and anybody else's. When you're selfish your wealth is all you crave from the cradle to the grave!!
ZombieToyDuck 04.17.18	internet arguments are p-o-i-n-t-l-e-s-s unless its constructive or brief that is
Zeuzo 04.17.18	No, they're fun
ZombieToyDuck 04.17.18	fun to watch the idiocy of it unfold, I can admit to that
Egarran 04.17.18	lol dimo that's gold
DinosaurJones 04.17.18	I MOSTLY just wanted to join BigBlob in posting Limp Bizkit lyrics.
Spec 04.17.18	I don’t know if it’s worth going to jail. Obvs you wanna beat the dudes ass but I’m assuming he’s a minor.
ZombieToyDuck 04.17.18	I appreciate your random limp bizkit segments Dino
Beautiful 04.17.18	This thread looks really funny too bad I don't have time to read it
Egarran 04.17.18	Is it implied that she will come running back to YGL when he beats her new bf?
bloc 04.17.18	Honestly, the best revenge you can get is be more successful without her. Be selfish and focus on yourself for a while, and make some progress in your life.
DinosaurJones 04.17.18	I agree with everything bloc said.
cold 04.17.18	How many Affliction shirts do you still own, Hans?
Dimorphic 04.17.18	Whatever you do, don't beat up the kid. You don't want an assault charge on your record (unless you're a retard), and also, he's a fucking teen with the urges of a teen. If I was in high school and some MILF starting coming onto me I'd jump on her faster than a gangland beating. She's the one in the wrong. Either she didn't mention she was married, or she did and the kid was like "OH SHIT DUDE, PUSSY, NICE LMAO". Either way, she was the one who was married, not him.
TheSpaceMan 04.17.18	(I'm an opeth fan actually)
Spec 04.17.18	(I’m an Opeth fan actually) Oh God I forgot about that.
BigHans 04.17.18	Zeuzo, actually I don't need to worry, She gets well taken care of by me. My ire is because of my friends. What's disgusting is not only do you advocate infidelity, you also advocate being a total pussy and running from another man basically cock slapping you in the face.
Egarran 04.17.18	"Getting married will save our relationship."
JWT155 04.17.18	I mean I'm not gonna lie, this has made my morning/afternoon far more entertaining already
guitarded_chuck 04.17.18	whats whole foods
BigHans 04.17.18	Jim, I'm not saying she's not wrong. She is the primary perp. But at the end of the day, retribution can't really be had on her, can it.
hansoloshotfirst 04.17.18	glorious
WatchItExplode 04.17.18	BigHans the type of guy who despises vegetables and orders hamburgers with only ketchup
JWT155 04.17.18	"Jim, I'm not saying she's not wrong. She is the primary perp. But at the end of the day, retribution can't really be had on her, can it." I mean if we're going to live in a society where everyone is treated equally and say you're a proponent of violence, I don't see why the married woman shouldn't face physical assault but the kid should on principal. PS: No I don't think anyone should be beaten, I'm just following the premise that if say physical violence is okay and we live in a society that is pushing equality of the sexes, then why should one sex be susceptible to violence and not the other.
Inveigh 04.17.18	Also fwiw I can confirm that Hans is dating a hot stripper irl Obviously assault is a crime but man there is a lot of estrogen in this thread. It's one thing to point out the brute meat headery in fighting the guy that banged your wife, but if you dismiss it entirely you're just kind of a... bitch
JWT155 04.17.18	Inveigh - agreed, also imagining a mic drop at the end.
Deathconscious 04.17.18	Lol it was probably a joke, chill.
hansoloshotfirst 04.17.18	I eat the brains from my enemy's head I proudly wear their scalps I burn their towns to the ground to me the prisoners bow Muscle, sweat, long hair and dirt leather, fur and chains My uniform torn and worn covered with blood stains Testosterone mates with adrenaline Bearing a son of insane aggression Woman will never know or understand The power men feel to kill with their hands
Deathconscious 04.17.18	"Whore To A Chainsaw - Thy Art Is Murder" Good song, good EP. misogynistic as fuck but that just makes it more disturbing m/
Dimorphic 04.17.18	SHAMELESS PLUG: I've been following an independent melodic BM band from the Czech Republic for a few years and he's just released this to preface the release of his album. Seriously, it's so good. Dat guitarwork tho. Czech it out! https://criesofyoursins.bandcamp.com/album/cries-of-your-sins
hansoloshotfirst 04.17.18	I respect your feelings I respect your gender I respect your existence I'll always be tender Cause I respect your feelings As a woman and a human
CygnusX1 04.17.18	I want to go by the river And put a blanket on the grass I'll pour my heart and soul Into your wine glass I'll kiss you for an appetizer And love you for the meal Then I'll ask for your hand in marriage As I look up lovingly and kneel
JWT155 04.17.18	Come on Hans, don't take things so personally on the internet, you must have a hit list miles long from everyone on Xbox Live that's fucked your mum.
WatchItExplode 04.17.18	SO YOU CAN TAKE THAT COOKIE
Get Low 04.17.18	@OP I suggest forgiving your wife and trying to reconcile the marriage. She made a mistake. It happens.
JWT155 04.17.18	I mean the comparison is faulty because different industries have distant stereotypes, strippers by default have the stereotype of fucking their clientele, just like woman in business hand the stereotype of fucking their bosses to get ahead, wall street coke heads, fast food stoners, etc. Wasn't like Chuck was the first guy ever to insinuate strippers perform sex for money.
combustion07 04.17.18	You're lucking out, trust me. Better to figure out what it really is now rather than even longer down the line. Good luck dude
SitarHero 04.17.18	What the fuck is this thread? I'm going to echo what Potsy has said. You got lucky got really lucky if his freaking 30 year old wife thinks she's found happiness is in the arms of a kid still in high school. If that bitch don't look like Debra Lafave, cook like Martha Stewart and fuck like a porn star on cocaine you're better off.

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