TheGuy: some cringeworthy metal band names

Allergist 03.28.18	It makes sense when you realize most of these bands started with teenagers
Doctuses 03.28.18	suicide silence
Koris 03.28.18	Iwrestledabearonce
Mort. 03.28.18	wow metalcore bashing what year is this yes these bands suck no shit wait nevermind i dont care
Deathconscious 03.28.18	10, 20, and 21's names are fine. the rest range from not very good to abysmal though, yeah.
Ocean of Noise 03.28.18	Iwrestledabearonce [2]
TheSpirit 03.28.18	Motionless In White the song is cool but the band ruined it. A few of these are bad i guess, but I feel like none of these are too ridiculous. Come see me at Enbililugugal.
TheGuy 03.28.18	keep 'em coming
Thalassic 03.28.18	Coincidentally, with the exception of 20-21-22, the majority of these bands always sucked shit
TheSpirit 03.28.18	Enbilulugugal Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated By Mass Amounts Of Filthy Fecal Fisting And Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside The Infected Maggot Infested Womb Of A Molested Nun Dying Under The Roof Of A Burning Church While A Priest Watches And Ejaculates In Immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh Fetus (most often shortened to the much more concise XavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffX
Doctuses 03.28.18	tony danza tapdance extravaganza
pjquinones747 03.28.18	Almost all band names that are more than two words are garbage. I like to keep em short and sweet.
Doctuses 03.28.18	young and in the way.
Grimlin 03.28.18	Milking the Goatmachine Slice the Cake Destiny Potato
TheGuy 03.28.18	i would name my band ckarnage ckringe!
Deathconscious 03.28.18	@spirit lmao
Doctuses 03.28.18	papa roach
Spaten 03.28.18	At the Gates is the only metal band with a name consisting of more than 2 words that ever really mattered. And not because of Slaughter of the Soul.
Koris 03.28.18	Transcending Bizarre?
DoofusWainwright 03.28.18	A lot of these are metalcore. That ain't metal. That sh't.
JoeTex 03.28.18	Deafheaven
Beautiful 03.28.18	God dethroned Imperial Circus Dead Decadence
Koris 03.28.18	Bathtub Shitter
RippingCorpse1986 03.28.18	Thrash or Die (yeah that's a band name)
Beautiful 03.28.18	Between the buried and me should change their name to dirt
Koris 03.28.18	Satan's Almighty Penis
Storm In A Teacup 03.28.18	I Wrestled A Bear Once is a good metal name idk what you're talking about
Deathconscious 03.28.18	Goblin Cock. a project from one of the guys in Pinback.
Koris 03.28.18	Twodeadsluts Onegoodfuck
Beautiful 03.28.18	That isn't metal
Koris 03.28.18	Yeah I know, still wanted to highlight how much of a ridiculous name it was
TheSpirit 03.28.18	https://www.sputnikmusic.com/soundoff.php?albumid=227568
Egarran 03.28.18	Metallica
JokineAugustus 03.28.18	Sorry I love them, but Death. Too bad Chuck couldn't of come up with a better name. RIP
Source 03.28.18	Made out of babies
Allergist 03.28.18	Metallica is a really cheesy name straight out of Bill & Ted
Deathconscious 03.28.18	i find it really dumb when bands reference their genre in their name.
RippingCorpse1986 03.28.18	Power Quest?
MyShadow 03.28.18	im sorry bout as i lay dying and bring me the horizon are dope band names
Rik VII 03.28.18	Don't see what's wrong with Avenged Sevenfold. Perfectly fine band name, like, the best thing about the band, in a way.
bgillesp 03.28.18	3,7,10,11,12,13,21,and 22 are fine Xavleg.... [2]
Deathconscious 03.28.18	As I Lay Dying is a shit band name, what.
RippingCorpse1986 03.28.18	8 seems a cool name until you think about how many kids listed either the book or the movie on their Facebook profiles coz they mistook its fan page for the band's official page. Creepy weird classmate who loved balisong knives did that
MyShadow 03.28.18	as i lay dying sounds so good v hit or miss band tho
Insurrection 03.28.18	every time i die
Doctuses 03.28.18	Eyehategod
Rik VII 03.28.18	^oooh yes.
DamnVanne 03.28.18	Eyehategod Agoraphobic Nosebleed Metallica Darkrhrone Altar of Plagues Soooooo many cringey black/death metal bands trying to sound ultra grim
TheGreatQ 03.29.18	Most of these aren’t even bad.
Veldin 03.29.18	most metal names are pretty lame when you think about it. I always thought "Slayer" was a really good name for a metal band, so guess that's the definitive metal band name imo
Veldin 03.29.18	or fucking "Death". I think single word names typically work better for metal band names
Veldin 03.29.18	and none of that combining words like Blessthefall, iwrestledabearonce or Eyehategod as mentioned
Deathconscious 03.29.18	someone else said Death was a bad name. i disagree, i feel like someone had to do it.
Koris 03.29.18	Shut up, sach
BenThatsMyJamin 03.29.18	Try and tell someone you're listening to 'Dying Fetus' without cringing
Sinternet 03.29.18	'someone else said Death was a bad name. i disagree, i feel like someone had to do it.' someone already did before them
Dedes 03.29.18	I like how the person with Disturbed as their profile picture made this list. Really adds some irony.
trilo 03.29.18	very few of these are actually cringeworthy. most of them just suck.
Egarran 03.30.18	Alright, pack it up, folks. You heard the man.
el_newg 04.01.18	one thing I always wondered was "cannibal corpse" just a the corpse of a cannibal, or a reanimated cadaver that ate other dead bodies
RippingCorpse1986 04.02.18	''I like how the person with Disturbed as their profile picture made this list. Really adds some irony.'' Says the man with the Ghost av lmoa XD
Tyler. 04.02.18	insightful list