Papa Universe
03.13.18 | this really is a mess |
DinosaurJones
03.13.18 | I missed you. Stay healthy |
JustJoe.
03.13.18 | I was baffled by the deletion of Drift's thread. I am also guilty of a number of these things. In either case, hope you're well & glad you've returned. |
neekafat
03.13.18 | "Specifically, I apologise to neekafat, whom I feel like I've annoyed to death by now."
Lmao honestly I think it's hilarious most of the time, but even when I don't it's not much of a bother at all
Also I hope you're feeling better!!!?!?!?! :c |
TVC15
03.13.18 | Papa’s back 🙏
I accept your apologies |
Papa Universe
03.13.18 | And I still have a mild hope that the "Shit Uni says" list is actually coming together... |
butcherboy
03.13.18 | you dragged me into nothing!! apology unnecessary, and I will be currently seeking to have you banned for making me feel like a namby pamby..
also, heart attack?! what the hell?
|
Papa Universe
03.13.18 | yes, butch, heart attack. That's how bad I felt about it! |
neekafat
03.13.18 | It's taking so long since you're mellowing out :/ |
Papa Universe
03.13.18 | reach into the archives |
neekafat
03.13.18 | I am too lazy |
Papa Universe
03.13.18 | hmmm |
JustJoe.
03.13.18 | List deserves a feature, I believe. |
neekafat
03.13.18 | I love that I was the only one to make an albums of 2017 list with actual write-ups and not get a feature :/ |
BallsToTheWall
03.13.18 | Take your bannings like a man. |
JustJoe.
03.13.18 | That reminds me. I also apologize to you, neek. I was posting on that list irreverently & had not even contributed with an album recommendation of any kind. You put a thorough amount of work into that & I was just being a nuisance with my nonsensical commentary. |
neekafat
03.13.18 | Aw haha it's okay man, the whole point of those lists is for everyone to have fun, not just for me to deal with countless recs in peace
It would be boring otherwise! Also, I appreciate the free bumps (; |
neekafat
03.13.18 | What I did NOT appreciate was Uni blaming me for deleting comments as if I would ever do something so treasonous |
JustJoe.
03.13.18 | Cheers, neek! |
Papa Universe
03.13.18 | I didn't know it wasn't you. To my mind we were on your thread and you expressively hinted that our presence was mildly irritating and then our comments suddenly started getting deleted. The logical assumption was that you were behind the deletions. |
bloc
03.13.18 | Heart attack for real? Damn son ain't you a teenager?
Ah, so when you're banned you're still allowed to view the site, but you just can't post anything? |
Papa Universe
03.13.18 | aye. being banned is like being paralysed. you just can't move, even if it's for a wank
and it's actually nice that you think I'm young. mean I'm keeping up with times. |
neekafat
03.13.18 | I can just imagine Papa crying as he's trying to reach out to Butcher's shoutbox to comfort him, but can't touch him
Like a ghost trying to comfort a loved one |
Drifter
03.13.18 | Omg dad you've finally came back from the grocery store :o |
guitarded_chuck
03.13.18 | "I will try to control myself"
"I am sorry you exist, you pathetic little twat."
good effort 3/10 |
JustJoe.
03.13.18 | My last comment before being banned a little while back was: "I'm so glad I wasn't banned".
Then that page responded with: "You're banned". |
Calc
03.13.18 | do you have kids universe? |
butcherboy
03.13.18 | they can take your profile, but they can never take your other online profiles.. |
Drifter
03.13.18 | Lmao chuck |
deathschool
03.13.18 | Damn dude. Glad you're okay. Sorry you had to go through that. |
DoofusWainwright
03.13.18 | You genuinely had a heart attack due to being banned here?
If I get upset here I usually just log off in disgust and have an extra long filthy wank |
Drifter
03.13.18 | Nice |
Papa Universe
03.13.18 | Doof, no, those two things were unrelated. i'm not that vain, even though i appear to be |
DoofusWainwright
03.13.18 | Why you got to go upset me like that Drifter?
Back in fifteen |
DinosaurJones
03.13.18 | Doof, maybe he had a heart attack from the exertion of the wank. You never know. |
Papa Universe
03.13.18 | Dino, once you're in my age you'll know that having the opportunity to wank is an unskippable privilege. |
DoofusWainwright
03.13.18 | Papa - did this come out of the blue?
Hope you're ok, I couldn't work out if the whole list of complaints was serious. |
Papa Universe
03.13.18 | I'm fine, it's just a heart attack. I'm not dying, I think. |
DoofusWainwright
03.13.18 | Still, far from ideal.
I do like the idea it takes something as severe as a heart attack to keep us old timers off the site for any considerable amount of time.
m/ |
bgillesp
03.13.18 | Holy crap glad you're okay! Please try to not be the next Sach. I'd be sad if you were permanently banned |
SandwichBubble
03.13.18 | Hey |
bgillesp
03.13.18 | Also you better catch up on the SOTD thread. I'll do your averages for you ;) |
butcherboy
03.13.18 | we were hardly doing anything that would have warranted a ban to begin with.. someone who took too long to wean off and needs to be validated by strangers complained needlessly.. I retract Uni's apology on his behalf.. |
ExecutiveExecuterexe
03.13.18 | don't get banned. also don't die. |
bgillesp
03.13.18 | Oh you did. Nevermind. Glad you're back |
AsleepInTheBack
03.13.18 | Still have no clue what actually caused the ban, but hope you're well Mr Papa |
Papa Universe
03.13.18 | My posts were reported on several occasions and I was warn-banned for an hour. Jom said that if I'll keep "shitposting" (ie if someone reports me again) that I'll "face more serious consequences than an hour ban". And a little over a week after that I completely forgot about it and got into another back-n-forth with butcherboy under the Titus Andronicus thread, we both got banned. I got my deserved 2 weeks (actually a week and a half, they shortnened it) and butch only a couple of days, because he was a mere coinstigator. |
butcherboy
03.13.18 | we were making a series of harmless puns in the titus Andronicus thread.. |
Sinternet
03.13.18 | tl:dr why were you banned |
JustJoe.
03.13.18 | Was it "The Monitor" thread that was being monitored, or . . . |
Sinternet
03.13.18 | oh ok thats lame at least get banned for something funny |
DoofusWainwright
03.13.18 | You and butch need to create a new language you can jabber in and keep it on the hush...
Perhaps a code based on every other line of lyrics in Brand New songs? |
butcherboy
03.13.18 | some meshuggana happening there.. |
DoofusWainwright
03.13.18 | As a last resort no one will ever complain what you talk about on the Sunhouse thread.
Friends of Sunhouse are protected under the 'Conservatories and Varied Sun Friendly Buildings Act of 1953' |
AsleepInTheBack
03.13.18 | Doof speaks the truth. Provided you 4.5 that sucker |
bgillesp
03.13.18 | Or just keep it to butchers immortal thread |
Sinternet
03.13.18 | waiting for the mods to delete that stupid fucking thread once and for all |
butcherboy
03.13.18 | Sint, don't lash out, i'm not your dad.. |
Marehelm
03.13.18 | Welcome back my man |
Marehelm
03.13.18 | Was starting to wonder where the hell you went |
bgillesp
03.13.18 | I like that thread though... At least we stopped on your rec comp Sint |
JustJoe.
03.13.18 | That we did. |
Relinquished
03.13.18 | glad to hear you good dude
but ppl please don't get a infarction over the site |
DoofusWainwright
03.13.18 | I was really in the mood for an essay on why Radiohead suck today |
bgillesp
03.13.18 | I miss when we ranked Swans the birds |
butcherboy
03.13.18 | having fun fun fun on the autoBAN!!!! |
Papa Universe
03.13.18 | have you seen that new movie with BANadict cumberbatch? |
butcherboy
03.13.18 | some people just don't want to grow up.. total Peter BAN complex.. |
DinosaurJones
03.13.18 | I was too busy hanging out at the CopacaBANa |
BlazinBlitzer
03.13.18 | Damn, I was hoping you weren't gone forever since you're the only one who's consistently cared for my lists. Papa bless! |
JustJoe.
03.13.18 | Cannot take all this clever BANter. |
BlazinBlitzer
03.13.18 | Also, here's a "swans" ranking:
1. Black Swan
2. Cygnini
3. Mute Swan
4. Trumpeter Swan
5. Tundra Swan
6. Black-Necked Swan
7. Whooper Swan |
Papa Universe
03.13.18 | i feel the need to express: what lists? |
bgillesp
03.13.18 | This BANter is what got y'all in trouble in the first place |
bgillesp
03.13.18 | Dang it Joe |
JustJoe.
03.13.18 | What can I say. |
Papa Universe
03.13.18 | please, keep away from repeating the puns. we don't want any BANality here |
DinosaurJones
03.13.18 | We'll just cover up the mods eyes with a BANdana, it'll be fine. |
BlazinBlitzer
03.13.18 | I can't tell if that's a joke or not, but lol if it is. If not, it's the monthly roundups I'm somehow still working on. |
Papa Universe
03.13.18 | it's a joke and you better bring on your ace game if relevance is what you still wish to uphold. |
JustJoe.
03.13.18 | What about BANjoes? |
ExecutiveExecuterexe
03.13.18 | What is your BANe of existence? |
ExecutiveExecuterexe
03.13.18 | I'm about to BANg this girl
|
butcherboy
03.13.18 | no mod is sly enough to catch the vigilante team of BANman and RoBAN.. |
DoofusWainwright
03.13.18 | Too much BANtah! |
JustJoe.
03.13.18 | This is getting BANanas. |
DoofusWainwright
03.13.18 | You both got a return ticket to...BANgalore |
DinosaurJones
03.13.18 | Needs more BANana |
DinosaurJones
03.13.18 | DAMMIT JOE |
JustJoe.
03.13.18 | What can I say. [2] |
DoofusWainwright
03.13.18 | Think Zak saw this coming when he made the immortal comment: Hush Pappy |
Papa Universe
03.13.18 | this is indeed getting out of hand. if y'all are gonna get banned because of this, it's your own stupid fault |
SandwichBubble
03.13.18 | Is this a demonstrative protest against pun bans or are all you guys tempting fate |
DoofusWainwright
03.13.18 | Uh, hush pappy? |
JustJoe.
03.13.18 | 😯 |
butcherboy
03.13.18 | if we comBANe our forces, they won't defeat us.. they can't ban all of us!!! |
butcherboy
03.13.18 | but they can ban some.. or most.. or all of us.. |
Papa Universe
03.13.18 | how do you pronounce comBANe? com-ban-ee or combine? |
bgillesp
03.13.18 | I'll be surprised if everyone on this list makes it through the day |
DoofusWainwright
03.13.18 | Is Sowing the comBANe harvester? |
butcherboy
03.13.18 | I care not of fussing over details, it's too indulBAnt.. |
Papa Universe
03.13.18 | I think you can only get banned if somebody reports you. So if there will be any reporting done here, to anyone who indeed will report a post here: You are a dick. |
bgillesp
03.13.18 | I don't know if I should associate myself with this BAN ComBANy
(2fer) |
DinosaurJones
03.13.18 | I don't mind tempting fate. If I get banned, all it will do is increase my productivity at work. It's not like I'd get too mad. I'm not Bruce BANner or anything... |
TwigTW
03.13.18 | Heart attack--YIKES--take it easy! |
DoofusWainwright
03.13.18 | This hulking thread is gonna turn out like Bruce BANner |
JustJoe.
03.13.18 | If it all goes down, at least we'll be BANdmates? |
brainmelter
03.13.18 | glad to hear you are ok
b careful man |
butcherboy
03.13.18 | is this policed state the freedom that BANjamin Franklin theorized on?! |
bgillesp
03.13.18 | The mods can't touch my BANk account so we're good |
TheSpaceMan
03.13.18 | glad you're alright man, be safe. never realized how ranty you are lol |
butcherboy
03.13.18 | a verifiable BANdemic of abuse of power.. |
Deathconscious
03.13.18 | What the fuck, how old are you? |
rabidfish
03.13.18 | you got a heart attack? damn, are you alright, man? |
Papa Universe
03.13.18 | i'm fine, even if old |
neekafat
03.13.18 | Guys, don't do this... |
bloc
03.13.18 | Wait so you're saying you're not a teen? Damn thought you were Drifter's age or something lol |
Papa Universe
03.13.18 | okay, now you're just insulting |
Drifter
03.13.18 | It's ok dad. |
neekafat
03.13.18 | Papa's like 70 or something |
Papa Universe
03.13.18 | half of people here think I'm 15 and the other half think I'm 65+ |
Drifter
03.13.18 | Lmao |
JustJoe.
03.13.18 | You're in your 50's. That's my guess. Like, 54. |
Papa Universe
03.13.18 | I'm this close to telling you to fuck off right now. |
neekafat
03.13.18 | I'm pretty sure he's 47 |
DinosaurJones
03.13.18 | I'll tell you my age if you tell me yours. |
neekafat
03.13.18 | I mean I'm 19 |
JoeTex
03.13.18 | and this too shall pass |
DinosaurJones
03.13.18 | I meant Papa, but w/e, that works too. I'm 28 |
bloc
03.13.18 | Dang, I thought neeka was 15 too |
DinosaurJones
03.13.18 | Drifter and Sinternet are both like 15, I think. Oh, and bubs too. |
Drifter
03.13.18 | I'm 15
Sint is 19 I believe
Bubs is 17 |
bloc
03.13.18 | Ah yeah, those are the nigs I was thinking of. I'm always getting them confused. Kalopsia too. |
Drifter
03.13.18 | A lot of people are 19 |
JoeTex
03.13.18 | drifter seems like a grizzled vet, definitely in his 30s |
bloc
03.13.18 | So young, so supple |
JustJoe.
03.13.18 | 27 & still standing. |
Papa Universe
03.13.18 | I made a birthday thread not a while ago... |
neekafat
03.13.18 | I know verdant and blush are 19 too |
JoeTex
03.13.18 | how old would you be if you didn't know how old you were? |
bloc
03.13.18 | Are those the contribs who have like 5 comments each, because I feel like there's a lot of those lol |
Papa Universe
03.13.18 | I annoyed them into it. Both the organs and the mods. |
bgillesp
03.13.18 | I'm 21 basically. Papi is 42. Twice my age |
JoeTex
03.13.18 | cpl glasses of pinot noir actually good for you |
JoeTex
03.13.18 | what'd he get banned for? |
butcherboy
03.13.18 | throwing pints of beer into the faces of homeless children.. |
JoeTex
03.13.18 | beer is refreshing, the kids should have been appreciative |
Divaman
03.14.18 | They probably banned you for your own health. You were churning out six reviews a week there for awhile. Anyway, good to have you back, and take care of yourself. |
Deathconscious
03.14.18 | hes just preparing them for the hardships in life. it might seem cruel but hes doing them good. |
Papa Universe
03.14.18 | thank you, lads. and might i say, AdolfChrist, I constantly prayed to one half of your name, while in hospital. |
Deathconscious
03.14.18 | good, because one half of those is a waste of time. |
Papa Universe
03.14.18 | yeah, one half of it actually did something for the good of people everywhere... |
JoeTex
03.14.18 | band of brothers, best show |
Demon of the Fall
03.14.18 | Hang on, you can actually get banned just for being ‘off topic’, surprised I’ve lasted so long.
Anyway, glad you’re back, I think, well you never annoyed me so you’re cool. Hope you are ok. |
Papa Universe
03.14.18 | don't worry, the day'll come around and you will be the one on the other side of the reporting pool. |
Drifter
03.14.18 | Hey dad 🙋 |
Papa Universe
03.14.18 | hey... you |
Drifter
03.14.18 | Dad what's wrong why won't you talk to me? 😞 |
JoeTex
03.14.18 | who's the oldest on the site? |
Papa Universe
03.14.18 | teamster is 45, I think. theacademy once claimed he's over 50, but that's unconfirmed |
Divaman
03.14.18 | I wouldn't know. cough. |
JustJoe.
03.14.18 | He knows something. |
teamster
03.14.18 | I am not 50. |
teamster
03.14.18 | Papa right behind me I believe... |
Papa Universe
03.14.18 | I'm 1975. You were 1972, if I remember correctly. |
bgillesp
03.14.18 | The ads that pop up in this thread are all heart health related |
Papa Universe
03.14.18 | I had ad blocker and I paid the price for it. Learn from my mistakes! |
bgillesp
03.14.18 | "4 signs your body sends when a heart attack is on its way" |
Dewinged
03.14.18 | Missed u around here Uni. Don't worry about things happening in your absence, there's always time to catch up. First take care of yourself man! |
Papa Universe
03.14.18 | Number 2 is the sudden unexplainable need to shitpost on a website for kids. |
Papa Universe
03.14.18 | Oh hi, Dewi. |
Dewinged
03.14.18 | Still waiting for your write-ups for deweekly if you are up for it, you got 7 to go ;) |
JustJoe.
03.14.18 | I enjoy your posts, Uni. People are a bit too uptight around here. |
Papa Universe
03.14.18 | Due to certain circumstances I have to operate from my phone only, which tightens my mobility to research, but I'll do my best. |
Dewinged
03.15.18 | If you are still recovering give priority to that, we have plenty of weeks ahead of us my man. |
bgillesp
03.15.18 | Are you gonna write reviews again? |
BlackwaterPork
03.15.18 | Shit man, hope you’re feeling better in yourself and just take it easy |
bloc
03.15.18 | "Hang on, you can actually get banned just for being ‘off topic’, surprised I’ve lasted so long."
That's because 50% of it is with me, and I'm protecting you |
Papa Universe
03.15.18 | I'mma wait a little with writing reviews. I kind of missed the idea of not doing anything. |
bgillesp
03.15.18 | Good for you bud |