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Ban+Fever+Heart Attack

I apologise if this comes off a little messy or rushed. That's because it is rushed and I am just pouring out my thoughts on the matter. First four entries are absentee digs:
Esoteric Malacology

Over the course of about two months I’ve gotten myself into a handful of troubles resulting into one hour long ban and then a full two weeks long one, both for the same reason. Though the longer one was just annulled and I cannot thank yee overlords enough. Still, it weighed heavily on me and made me reconsider my behaviour here (and online in general) and how it affects others and how I often get carried away in my blabbermouth shenanigans and can annoy and insult others without quite realising it. And I would like to apologise for that.
(unless, of course, this is all a conspiracy and my foolish behaviour is of nobody’s concern and the mods just need a sacrifice bunny to burn alive and publicly and I’ve been selectively targeted, in which case I am a martyr and you need to defend my dying honour, but that is unlikely)
2Ed Schrader's Music Beat

I know I often behave like a cunt. It's not just here, it's in real life too. I know I may have offended some people and annoyed them. Trust me, it was all unintentional. I never intended to shitpost, I am just a tad too active and I appartently mistook this place for being a slightly more lighthearted business.
3The Dead Mantra
Saudade Forever

I feel the need to apologise to butcherboy, whom I constantly seem to be dragging into those pun-back-n-forths, from which the last one got us both in trouble.
I need to apologise to anyone, whose lists or review comment sections I plagued with my dumbass remarks. Specifically, I apologise to neekafat, whom I feel like I've annoyed to death by now.
I apologise to the cunt that those two times mass-downvoted all of my reviews, you little shit, whoever you are. I am sorry you exist, you pathetic little twat.
And I need to apologise to Jom, the man who has to go through all the complaints on me and through all of the comments that people report.
4Various Artists
Our Voltage

I will try to control myself and not post out of topic. And I thank you for your patience. But I also am aware that this attempt at control will fade soon and it's just a matter of time until I snap again and go off the rails. Guess, there will be many more bans to come, but I am ready to deal with them now.

P.S.: Was it really necessary to delete Drifter's chit-chat thread? I mean, the whole point of that list was to be a safe haven for any petty fucks like myself to feel free to talk and blabber about literally anything we want.
5Young Heart Attack
Mouthful of Love

I also had fever for a while and got my first heart attack the other day... that was fun. I'm fully recovered now, I think.

And I had to suffer through a lot too:
- I watched MarsKid sharing a personal gratitude I could not respond to.
- I had Mort reaching out with literary discussion to be had I could not engage in.
- I had to endure everyone taking joy in the new Iceage album without me.
- I had to observe people stressing over my absence in threads I was a frequent participator of.
- I had to skip out on the opportunity to be a respectable representative in MarsKid's genre inquiry.
- I WAS FORCED TO WATCH THEM STEAL MY REVIEWS. Some guy stole my review for Editors' Violence even to the ironic summary of "Inoffensive".
- I had to listen to a fuckton of awful music and I had nobody to rant about it with.
- And March Madness is in full rotation?! Without me in the voting booth and without butcherboy, verdant, clavier or zakalwe in the candidates? And you put me against Dewinged? You sick, sick psychos! That's how divorces happen.

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