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Songs You Wouldn't Want Playing As You're Getting Physically Intimate With Someone.

Or "Moodkillers".
1Mr. Bungle
Ars Moriendi

Play the song in your head. Imagine the child that was conceived to that song. And imagine him being dressed in a jester outfit for the rest of his life.
2Mastodon
Elephant Man

Not because the song sounds weird, just the song title and the image that comes with it.
3Converge
Vengeance

Not unless it's going to be rough. ROUGH. This includes kicks to the thoracic vertebrae.
4Gyorgy Ligeti
Requiem

Only acceptable for ritualistic sex in which a sacrifice of human or genital must be made.
5Waking the Cadaver
(any song)

They suck. So you shouldn't listen to them anyway.
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