TheSpirit: describe a music genre poorly

TheSpirit 01.09.18	have fun
cold 01.09.18	You've already set the bar high
Papa Universe 01.09.18	post-punk who'll commit suicide sooner? the frontman or you from the genre's repetitiveness.
StallionMang 01.09.18	harsh noise harsh noise
bloc 01.09.18	death metal: all they're doing is yelling and the music is too fast post-hardcore: "I liked it until he started screaming"
Papa Universe 01.09.18	screamo emo on roids
DinosaurJones 01.09.18	Ska: horns & shit, who gives a fuck
Papa Universe 01.09.18	post-rock marble at our beauty. how grand, how magnificent, how epic. what'd you say? will it ever change? ...well, no, of course.
Papa Universe 01.09.18	oi punk: angry white people
ExecutiveExecuterexe 01.09.18	grindcore: "Anal Cunt"
PistolPete 01.09.18	post-metal obscenely long and drawn-out metal for depressed white guys who need to feel shit
Papa Universe 01.09.18	grindcore the titles are longer than the songs (or: it takes longer to read the titles than to listen to the songs)
cold 01.09.18	Shoegaze the vacuum cleaner business has never been so popular
cold 01.09.18	Grunge No amount of flannel will make your songs sound better
cold 01.09.18	Pop Punk the anthems of daddies money, $30 grams and sexual assault
ExecutiveExecuterexe 01.09.18	black metal: always recorded on $25 Analog equipment, sacrificing animals, drinking animal blood, they even kill their parents and love Satan
NastyCrab 01.09.18	Math rock: indie rock which relies on odd time signatures and huge pedalboards to make up for any semblance of identity
Relinquished 01.09.18	sludge metal unshaven, unwashed trolls that play with the itis and the occasional joint
cold 01.09.18	Sludge Metal "we smell like hot garbage so our music might as well match"
cold 01.09.18	DAMN @relinqished U ON MY PUTER?
Mort. 01.09.18	mathcore lack of musical ability made up for by playing really fast and loud and waving instruments around
PistolPete 01.09.18	This list has been fun so far.
cold 01.09.18	Ska The musical equivalent being too confident in that wet fart you just let out.
DinosaurJones 01.09.18	Free Jazz: Throwing a saxophone down a staircase
hobblepot 01.09.18	witch house inaudible yelling over stock trap beats, made by ugly ass dudes in hoodies
cold 01.09.18	Dubstep The National Anthem of Axe Body Spray
DinosaurJones 01.09.18	Ambient: "I create moods, not music!"
Sevengill 01.09.18	doom metal "hold on, lemme think of another chord"
cold 01.09.18	This is officially my favorite thread. This would work really well with just band names too.
Papa Universe 01.09.18	stoner rock the one that has a wall of mud between the recording devices and the band playing
cold 01.09.18	Djent How many Jared Dines' does it take to ruin an already shitty genre?
BlackwaterPork 01.09.18	Death metal Ray Winstone talking over fast drums and low tuned guitars
ExecutiveExecuterexe 01.09.18	Slam: leliuuhgghghhhgggghhgh reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebreeeeee preeevrfe
Prancer 01.09.18	mathcore hardcore algebra
TheSpirit 01.09.18	pop-punk punk for kids who don't like punk
Drifter 01.09.18	"Free Jazz: Throwing a saxophone down a staircase" Ok that got me lmao
Prancer 01.09.18	post grunge puddle of mudd fucking sucks
bgillesp 01.09.18	Black metal (early Norwegian): Screaming, trem picking, and blast beating into a potato
bgillesp 01.09.18	Seven and Dino win!! For doom metal and free jazz
cold 01.09.18	Vaporwave That one song Mr. Krabs likes a lot that goes "beep, beep, blorp, be, bo, blorp, beep"
NastyCrab 01.09.18	Post-hardcore: umbrella term for spastic rock bands that listened to Fugazi a few times
SCREAM! 01.09.18	EDM electronic dab music
TheSpirit 01.09.18	screamo emo by kids who couldn't sing
SCREAM! 01.09.18	Screamo Hardcore for sadbois
Drifter 01.09.18	"This is officially my favorite thread" This lol
Koris 01.09.18	Djent: when the vocalist isnt gurgling cum the guitars come forward and djent jun jdinf doiningig i mean thats all they do its like if meshuggah lost all their creativity and just started bendin on the second fret getin the dundoingnin.
ExecutiveExecuterexe 01.09.18	free jazz: name your price Jazz on bandcamp
ExecutiveExecuterexe 01.09.18	Screamo: I want to die i hate you cuts up arm screaming loudly and out of tune
bgillesp 01.09.18	Djent: He hits the notez but the notez themselves are gay
bgillesp 01.09.18	Based on Soccer's
bloc 01.09.18	Djent: all they have is just "bow-nuh bow-duh-da-dow we-donna-wow-nee-nah"
bgillesp 01.09.18	also what bloc said Crunkcore: white boy thinks he can rap but is too angsty to not scream
Sinternet 01.09.18	Funeral Doom "you know, this wasn't half bad... wait what do you mean there are 20 minutes left?"
CygnusX1 01.09.18	Funeral doom: There's some sounds every once in a while, really helps you go to sleep
Sinternet 01.09.18	Noise If you turn it up loud enough it can block out your suicidal thoughts
Sevengill 01.09.18	black metal: phil lynott
Sinternet 01.09.18	Progressive Rock "To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ..."
Koris 01.09.18	Progressive rock Rick and Morty fanbase
Sinternet 01.09.18	Speedcore Dancing at 200bpm is a great disguise for my Parkinson's
SCREAM! 01.09.18	Drone Doom When you forget to turn off all your gear after a recording sesh and come back 8 hours later
Sinternet 01.09.18	Drone Ambient for windowlickers
GmemberKills 01.09.18	ambient the laziest genre of all time, i mean if you wanna hear ambient sounds just walk the fuck outside. bird chirps & and lawn mower noise > brian eno
TheSpirit 01.09.18	spoken word drunken 3 A.M ramblings of a divorced guy who hates his ex-wife
DinosaurJones 01.09.18	Screamo: GUYS. YOU GUYS. IT'S LIKE EMO, BUT WITH SCREAMING.
cold 01.09.18	Rap Using other artists' music for a profit since 1979
bgillesp 01.09.18	Surprised we haven't seen a pop-punk yet
neekafat 01.09.18	4 is literally my ex/whatever
CygnusX1 01.09.18	Kpop: "Ok guys, we have this catchy hook, all we need are 6-15 cute young women to dance for the music video"
dbizzles 01.09.18	IDM: Electronic music that Skrillex couldn't write
neekafat 01.09.18	Post-punk: Your dad who still thinks he's cool
Koris 01.09.18	Pop Punk What about my feewings
Koris 01.09.18	Pop Punk Livejournal music
bgillesp 01.09.18	Pop Punk: I'm gonna write lyrics to attract 14 y/o girls
TheSpirit 01.09.18	country rock for people who care about their cousin a little TOO much
cold 01.09.18	"Surprised we haven't seen a pop-punk yet" I did pop-punk way earlier edit: then everyone came in with their own pop punk, yeahhhh dawwwgggg
BlackMalachite 01.09.18	Hard Rock "Hold my beer, I'm gonna write the same guitar line as every other band in the genre, but this time it'll have cowbell!"
NastyCrab 01.09.18	Hair/glam metal: the best way to get women is to look and sound like them
cold 01.09.18	Rockabilly Where punk goes to die
TheSpirit 01.09.18	horrorcore white people rapping about things white people are scared of
Deathconscious 01.09.18	Funeral doom, slam death metal, black metal. Genres whose artists are autistic incels that will never marry.
TheSpirit 01.09.18	mathcore metalcore for dudes who remind the teacher to collect last night's homework
mindleviticus 01.09.18	cowpunk - most people only really know meat puppets
DinosaurJones 01.09.18	Deathcore: "Bro, why is there more than one fret on this thing?"
dbizzles 01.09.18	DSBM: There's a mentally ill hobo being loaded into an ambulance against his will and I'm going to use my Nokia to record him screaming for the vocals on my next demo.
Deathconscious 01.09.18	Lmao, the image of a guy playing a one fret guitar kills me.
foxblood 01.09.18	alt rock play everything as boring as possible
foxblood 01.09.18	djent for people with poor pitch discrimination who can't play their instruments
BlazinBlitzer 01.09.18	Math Rock use phone numbers and social security numbers as bpms/time signatures.
TheSpirit 01.09.18	djent listens to meshuggah once
Supercoolguy64 01.09.18	emoviolence: screamo by methheads crust punk: punks who wish they were crass and are mad that they arn't
CygnusX1 01.09.18	Indie folk: For when you want to feel sad and bored Aliencore: Just deathcore but the album covers have a space monster on them
TecumsehGargoyle 01.09.18	Industrial "Let's record ourselves breaking things at the local abandoned warehouse district"
cold 01.09.18	Nu-Metal Boom na da mmm dum na ema, da boom na da mmm dum na ema
butcherboy 01.09.18	doom metal gloom petal
TheSpirit 01.09.18	shoegaze i spent $300 on these pedals, i better put 'em to good use!
ChoccyPhilly 01.09.18	Soul People who can't hold a note for longer than a second
bgillesp 01.09.18	Freak on a Leash! Nice coldheaven
ArsMoriendi 01.09.18	Trip hop: What if this lady sings over a hip hop beat instead of rapping? Oh and add some electronic bleep bloops
Doctuses 01.09.18	70's Punk let's do heroin and protest the man.
Doctuses 01.09.18	Slam Beat down music for jacked gorilla dickhead bros.
TheSpirit 01.09.18	noise when bees book studio time
ChoccyPhilly 01.09.18	IDM: Bleep Bloop EDM: Louder bleep bloops
ArsMoriendi 01.09.18	Psychedelic music: it's "whoaaaa man" music, you just have to experience dude!
ArsMoriendi 01.09.18	Goofing on genres I love is fun... hmmm Noise rock: Lots of distortion and shouting.
DinosaurJones 01.09.18	Noise Rock: Throwing a guitar player down a set of stairs.
bloc 01.09.18	IDM: Throwing a synthesizer down a set of stairs
Deathconscious 01.09.18	@Doctuses i dont think anyone listening to slam is jacked.
hal1ax 01.09.18	slam: i'll take the 32-piece popcorn chicken, extra gravy, uhh and a 64oz mountain dew code red
brosephmcbrah 01.09.18	Indie Rock Listen, I'm just trying to get to Cochella
neekafat 01.09.18	Some of these are triggering me
brosephmcbrah 01.09.18	Art Rock I'm incapable of writing a good hook.
brosephmcbrah 01.09.18	Art Rock Whoops, everyone thinks I'm serious.
SCREAM! 01.09.18	Art Rock Prog rock wasn't pretentious enough
hobblepot 01.09.18	nu-metal grown ass dudes singin about being picked on in high school, with turntables
SCREAM! 01.09.18	Stoner Rock I was gonna learn more than power chords and a pentatonic scale but then I got high
TheSpirit 01.09.18	drone the worlds longest "yeah boiiiiiiii" but enjoyable
Metalrain 01.09.18	Thrash Metal Replacing song writting with downpicking the e string so nobody notices the dead horse in the back.
SCREAM! 01.09.18	You should add some of your faves to the list mang, there's some gold in here Melodic Metal Genres Heavy music for people who can't handle heavy music
swipenet 01.09.18	Power Metal burning sunlight everlasting
TheSpirit 01.09.18	@scream - that's a great idea actually... i will do that when i get home from work!
JWT155 01.09.18	Whats that genre where the lead singer screams
SCREAM! 01.09.18	"Whats that genre where the lead singer screams" screamo duh
swipenet 01.09.18	screamcore
swipenet 01.09.18	blackened screamwave punk metal
JWT155 01.09.18	Thanks scream
Egarran 01.09.18	Screamo Doing late christmas shopping with a demented teenager.
swipenet 01.09.18	It's a trap, it's what all the young hooligans are into these days
swipenet 01.09.18	Screamo Brokencyde
swipenet 01.09.18	Thrash Metal Nickelback
swipenet 01.09.18	NWOAHM Attila
TheSpirit 01.09.18	crust venom covered by vegan punks
artiswar 01.09.18	the hooligans are loose, the hooligans are loose... what if they become ruffians?
hal1ax 01.09.18	pop punk fuck mom and dad fuck homework and fuck rules!!
Avagantamos 01.09.18	IDM jittery computer sounds that will make you twist an ankle if you try to dance to it
butcherboy 01.09.18	bluegrass what's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this, mom?
Papa Universe 01.09.18	where have you been this whole thread?
butcherboy 01.09.18	I did a doom metal one a while back.. busy day.. hahahah
swipenet 01.09.18	Gospel my sweet child you have some beautiful... eyes OR touch me my lord
Jots 01.09.18	metal - good
Frippertronics 01.09.18	ambient - keyboard preset stretched by 300%
Frippertronics 01.09.18	post punk revival: what if we ripped off unknown pleasures and pink flag for 45 minutes, dude?
swipenet 01.09.18	Folk (traditional) where the fuck the bass at nigga?
hal1ax 01.09.18	Conscious hip hop — I’m a roasted lugubrious
Lucifer 01.09.18	Noise music Can this even be called music?
swipenet 01.09.18	Folk Metal lvugrstieshmelkepskiegivpsetits
swipenet 01.09.18	Edit: Blanked
swipenet 01.09.18	Klezmer Oi vey Marie, you shed fish shticks were 3 shekels, not 3.09!
hal1ax 01.09.18	Jazz fusion - avant for incels
hal1ax 01.09.18	Prog Metal — you could say I’m a bit of an acne cream connoisseur
Relinquished 01.09.18	Lol hal u winning
jtswope 01.09.18	"Prog Metal — you could say I’m a bit of an acne cream connoisseur" haha
JesperL 01.09.18	dream pop: half asian 20-something females singing monotonously about love and stuff
cylinder 01.09.18	Folk punk: where sensitive smelly white dudes go when their indie folk project didn’t have enough political posturing
cylinder 01.09.18	Idm: boring dance music
butcherboy 01.10.18	K-pop - the soundtrack to my pedophile summer..
swipenet 01.10.18	Synthwave Hardcore wannabes who couldn't play an actual instrument to save their lives
cylinder 01.10.18	Brutal death metal - if the bar ain’t bendin’, you’re just pretendin’!
Sevengill 01.10.18	"post-rock: estrogen supplements for your local m2f transitive" sorry, couldn't hear you over the entire discogs of GYBE, Explosions, Sigur Ros, and Mogwai
Frivolous 01.10.18	jazz fusion trombone + electric guitar + duct tape = ????
Winesburgohio 01.10.18	Free Jazz a John Coltrane album u downloaded off slsk thanks
cylinder 01.10.18	Indie pop c:
Divaman 01.10.18	Folk Music made by people with way too much body hair.
Dedes 01.10.18	Folk metal Music made by Europeans with way too much body hair
Supercoolguy64 01.10.18	powerviolence: grindcore but in standard e tuning
Royl123 01.10.18	Brostep: What everybody calls dubstep Lo-fi: "Music" anyone can make Metalcore: rip
Egarran 01.10.18	Funk jazz: A way to share your repressed suffering with the world.
DinosaurJones 01.10.18	Liquid Dubstep Like pissing out of your ass instead of regular turds.
Rik VII 01.10.18	Most of these sound like negative RYM reviews lol
BlazinBlitzer 01.10.18	Post Rock: Crescendos always and for life.
swipenet 01.10.18	Quan Ho Hanoi Vietnam Doodao Monkey Mountain baebue
hasan 01.11.18	pop it is good but it is bad some times lol
hal1ax 01.11.18	pop - a girl sing on the cd of hard hits about the boys who killed her happy
hasan 01.11.18	if there was a girl on thepage
Egarran 01.11.18	I can pretend, sailor.
turnip90210 01.11.18	old-school death metal: let's absolutely destroy the sound quality and down-tune pretty heavily for the time to hide the fact we're essentially chugging out trivial power chord patterns death n' roll: we got bored of the above, but our singer can't sing and we can't get ourselves to fire him death doom: sniffle it's fine, it's not like I wanted to learn how to tremolo pick anyway melodic black metal: so I want to play black metal, but without the ear-mutilating harshness that essentially defines the genre, which leaves me with... uh...
Lord(e)Po)))ts 01.11.18	Anything thats not electronic: guitar music
Ocean of Noise 01.11.18	death metal - screamo
XenowitcherBreath 01.11.18	Trap Noise for monkeys
DoofusWainwright 01.12.18	World Music Music to eat Nandos by
NastyCrab 01.12.18	Fuck I want Nandos very badly now and the closest one to me is 700 miles away
mortifierftw 01.12.18	Ska: music for guitarists who can't physically hit a note on the downbeat
mortifierftw 01.12.18	Progressive Rock: for people who only want 10 minutes of guitar solos Post Rock: for people who only want 10 minutes of no guitar solos Midwestern Emo: just pop punk but the guitarist keeps playing solos over the vocals and doesnt know what a distortion pedal is Deathcore: Death metal for people who dont know how to play death metal Indie Folk: Depressed hipsters who drank one too many PBRs Indie Rock: Depressed hipsters who drank one too many PBRs and decided to pick up an electric guitar Shoegaze: Depressed hipsters who drank one too many PBRs and bought too many effects pedals Blackgaze: Depressed hipsters who drank one too many PBRs and also like black metal for some reason
XenowitcherBreath 01.12.18	I thought deathcore was death metal for frat boys or scence kids ( depending of the bands ) Indie pop: Ironic hipster who drank one too many PBRs and pick up a synth and sucked the dick of dr luke
XenowitcherBreath 01.12.18	Black metal: Noise for kids who stole mommas makeup and black and white paints from their classroom and try to act like imps or orcs from lord of the rings to hide their lack of testosterone.
hal1ax 01.12.18	djent: hey i'm a fat greasy friendless incel who is rendered mute every time a female who isn't directly related to me fixates her eyes toward my general vicinity
itsyaboicobby 01.12.18	Blackgaze- Satan worshiping isn't upbeat enough Alt. Metal- Post-grunge and Nu Metals alcoholic dad Metalcore- Good for a gateway but not much else
itsyaboicobby 01.12.18	Power Metal- The d&d nerd learned how to play guitar
XenowitcherBreath 01.12.18	Blackgaze: music made by black metalheads who want to know the pleasures of the hipster pussies
XenowitcherBreath 01.12.18	itsy in power metal they also learn to play keytars
itsyaboicobby 01.12.18	@hal1ax as a djent guy I can confirm this is completely true except for fat incel
hal1ax 01.12.18	lol i'm like 60% kidding. was just trying to get a reaction out of verm
hal1ax 01.12.18	oh wait that isn't verm.. fuck me
itsyaboicobby 01.12.18	@hal1ax I know you were kidding I just wanted to make a joke too
XenowitcherBreath 01.12.18	Wrong answer buddy, I am the real epic djentelman called verm. Seriously hal1ax, stop derpin while I am djentin, I know you are mad cuz mommy didn't give you the money for corpse paint and a burzum t-shirt but don't be grumpy, if you need I can borrow you 30 pounds to fullfill your needs, lol, for me 30 pounds is nothing
hal1ax 01.12.18	haha damn u had me fooled with that heavy metal-majority pie chart. figured u would have majority prog metal or metalcore or some equally gay shit
christhjian 01.12.18	Death metal - screaming and randomly banging instruments
XenowitcherBreath 01.12.18	Tbh prog metal knights always kill, destroy and rape black metal orcs, I am sure you haven't read tolkien's books, you haven't watched carefully the lotr movies or you haven't played shadow of mordor, in those 3 instances black metal orcs die like flies lololololol. Besides usually in black metal concerts the 99 % of the fans look like this https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d8/88/60/d88860f933a0a62f2142833baf0dc99d.jpg I am sure hal1ax is the tall kid who is sad cuz he didn't have a cheaply made scythe
hal1ax 01.12.18	I legitimately wish I had a scythe Maybe I can get one online
XenowitcherBreath 01.12.18	As usual, I'm right. The djentelman won the battle against the folks who derp 24/7
XenowitcherBreath 01.12.18	Now tbh you can get one of those in any decent geek encounter or comic-con of every major city or perhaps you should go to fuckin amazon or ebay
hal1ax 01.12.18	Ya bro I’m gonna get one and use the blade to apply my black makeup so it simultaneously cuts me and the blood from my face mixes with the black makeup and meanders down my cheeks while I furiously masterbate
XenowitcherBreath 01.12.18	Don't forget to act like an imp or like an orc. If you needs clues play shadow of mordor or shadow of war, that's like the fuckin wikipedia of orcs behavior
hal1ax 01.12.18	Ok thx
Rik VII 01.14.18	"Progressive Rock: for people who only want 10 minutes of guitar solos Post Rock: for people who only want 10 minutes of no guitar solos" Very good
Egarran 01.14.18	Progressive post rock: mindblown.gif
dtsanchez 01.31.18	Math rock: Riffs that could be in kids television show intros Midwest emo: Riffs that could be in kids television show intros + kids who don't like the show Shoegaze: Disorted Repetetivism Noise rock: Disorted Mess Indie: Leftist college kids whining about the pains of their welfare supported life in the world's richest countries Post hardcore: Whiny disorted Mess Post Rock: How to fill 10 minutes with just 1 bloomy riff and feel avantgarde Punk: Art and Society as an excuse for drug and alcohol abuse Blues: Look, black people can make music, too. Very interesting. Folk: GGCGGCGGCGGC Now for the genre that i don't like listening to: METAL: Black dressed men who haven't outgrown the age where dragons and knights are cool making modern medieval music with LOTS of powerchords EDM: Computers are also musical instruments. Just like mayonnaise. Oh and performing live means standing behind your computer who does all the work for you.
swipenet 01.31.18	Lol that is a horrible description of metal, well done.
Doctuses 02.07.18	Anything Not Anal Cunt: gay.