ExecutiveExecuterexe
12.02.17 | other than my life |
CaimanJesus
12.02.17 | Your life |
Orb
12.02.17 | How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate its tits a lot. |
ExecutiveExecuterexe
12.02.17 | lol |
Orb
12.02.17 | There was a vampire named Mabel
Whose menstrual cycle was stable.
After every full moon
She'd take out her spoon
And drink herself under the table. |
ExecutiveExecuterexe
12.02.17 | Learn How To Speak Korean Instantly By Dropping A Metal Fork Down A Staircase |
artiswar
12.02.17 | lmao evokaphile we need to smash |
Futures
12.02.17 | u momma XD |
ExecutiveExecuterexe
12.02.17 | if this was a contest then Futures would be the winner |
Orb
12.02.17 | There once was a family called the biggers. There was a momma bigger, daddy bigger and a baby bigger. Which one was the biggest?
The baby, cause he was a little bigger. |
ExecutiveExecuterexe
12.02.17 | I read that wrong at first, lol |
Orb
12.02.17 | It is very important that you learn about traxoline. Traxoline is a new form of zionter. It is monotilled in Ceristanna. The Ceristannians gristerlate large amounts of fevon and then bracter it to quasel traxoline. Traxoline may well be one of our most lukised snezlaus in the future because of our zionter lescelidge. |
ExecutiveExecuterexe
12.02.17 | that's confusing
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artiswar
12.02.17 | STAHP IT. MY SIDES |
Scoob
12.02.17 | What is this language |
Orb
12.02.17 | Traxoline. It was the native tongue of the ancient Antarcticans. |
zakalwe
12.02.17 | Leave it to the master
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9Dz9hrg7gJI |
Scoob
12.02.17 | Ohhhhh |
BlackwaterPork
12.02.17 | So my friend lost his virginity at 14. At the time I thought that would have been cool as fuck, but he was homeschooled... |
TheSpaceMan
12.02.17 | how much does it cost for a pirate to pierce their ears?
about a buck an ear |
TheSpaceMan
12.02.17 | why did the scarecrow win the nobel piece prize?
because he was outstanding in his field |
TheSpaceMan
12.02.17 | why cant you trust stairs?
theyre always up to something |
TheSpaceMan
12.02.17 | what do you call a someone who doesnt believe in god but celebrates xmas?
and egg nogstic |
TheSpaceMan
12.02.17 | why didnt the teddy bear order dessert?
he was stuffed |
TheSpaceMan
12.02.17 | why did the buffalo say to his child before going to work?
bye son |
TheSpaceMan
12.02.17 | what did the man addicted to break fluid say when told he had a problem?
"I can stop at anytime" |
TheSpaceMan
12.02.17 | what did Tenna see?
what Arkan saw |
TheSpaceMan
12.02.17 | how can you tell the difference between an alligator and a corcodile?
the gator you'll see later, but you wont see the crocodile for a while |
TheSpaceMan
12.02.17 | whats a pirates favorite letter?
You'd think it'd be R, but his true love is the C |
TheSpaceMan
12.02.17 | some heat rn |
TheSpaceMan
12.02.17 | *standing ovation* |
TheSpaceMan
12.02.17 | seems like a bannable comment tbh |
TheSpaceMan
12.02.17 | yeah useless number |
TheSpaceMan
12.02.17 | yeah thats more up to her tbh dont waste time |
Egarran
12.02.17 | This was a hit down at the old folks home:
A bus stops and two Italian men get on.
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country
we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' about a sexa?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella "Mississippi." |