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Alternative Rock Radio is Ass

For whatever reason, I've been listening to a lot of alternative rock radio lately. These are my experiences.
1Imagine Dragons

They play a number of their songs. Believer is obvious trash and Thunder could be fun but it's too damn grating and the best parts of it don't continue throughout the entire song.
2Portugal. The Man

Feel It Still was fun at first and it's still more tolerable than most of the garbage on this list, but damn is it overplayed.
3The Killers
Wonderful Wonderful

I'd much rather listen to any of their older singles than The Man...
4Francis and the Lights
Farewell, Starlite!

"May I Have This Dance (feat. Chance the Rapper)" - is this terrible?
5Walk the Moon
What If Nothing

One Foot has grown on me for sure, but I'm still not anywhere near interested in listening to the new record. A shame cause I was a fan of both their self titled and Talking is Hard.
6Red Hot Chili Peppers

Jesus fucking Christ, alternative rock radio dickrides this shitty band so fucking hard. You can't go thirty minutes without hearing one of their annoying corny tracks.

Faded Heart is whatever. Nowhere near as sugary as any of the tracks off Dopamine. Still hoping he can pull off another great pop record though.
8The Struts
Everybody Wants

...I get that 80s revivalism is really in right now, but do we have to revive butt rock? Seriously like...I'm not a 46 year old dad so this bullshit doesn't interest me. And holy fuck, why does the singer sound so...out of place? Every one of their songs is the same basic Bon Jovi bullshit.
This Album Does Not Exist

Sweet Disaster, no bullshit, has to be in the top 10 worst songs I've ever heard. It's that bad. And it's not even that Sweet Disaster is such a mess or anything - it's that it's just such a lifeless, generic alternative rock tune that it's so offensive.
10The Lumineers

Ugh...this band is just so boring. Ophelia is trash, Ho Hey is trash, just please let this band die.
11Cage the Elephant

I get that Whole Wide World is a cover, but damn I swear with every new song the band puts out, the singer's vocals get all the more grating.
12Thirty Seconds to Mars
Love Lust Faith + Dreams

"Walk on Water" - this song real? I feel genuinely embarrassed listening to this. Jared should stick to acting because this has to be one of the worst, most generic excuses for an alternative rock song. It's so unbelievably bad
13Vance Joy
Dream Your Life Away

"Lay It on Me" - this song would be nice if Vance Joy could sing. Like, holy fucking shit, did nobody ever tell this guy how vocally inept he is??? They just let him keep singing and encourage this??? His voice is ridiculously bad
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