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Tits..

Art or Smut? I care not.. Tits..
1Roxy Music
Country Life
2Red Krayola
Amor and Language
3Prince
Lovesexy
4Oblivians
Sympathy Sessions
5Oblivians
Best of the Worst (93-97)
6Lady Gaga
The Remix
7Bat For Lashes
The Haunted Man

classy obscured tits.. the absence of tits is what makes the tits.. ie. art
8Bloodhound Gang
Hefty Fine

submit your tits.. and i will psychoanalyze your choices..
9Pig Destroyer
Terrifyer

BlazinBlitzer

oddly shaped and smothered in pixilated corn syrup, these tits tell me that Blitzer likes his women like he likes his terrorists - with an obscured face..
10Mirrored Theory
Enter Future

Dctarga

covered by photographic flash or perhaps the glow of ET's finger about to get to third base, Dctarga's choice reveals him to be a poetic man who still struggles with his primal nature.. in that, he is like every other man..
11Deftones
Around the Fur

Drifter

small and droopy, borderline pubescent tits in a mismatched bra and panties, with eyes that look bloodshot with weed, Drifter's choice tells me he needs to stop listening to Nosferatu d230472483, grow some cojones and ask out that kale shop girl with the glass eye he'd been oogling for months..
12Sky Ferreira
Night Time, My Time

Unique

there's little mystery to Unique's choice.. this woman looks like an overworked, underpaid night nurse who's getting into the shower after a long day marked by bleaching shit stains and inserting catheters into increasingly tiny cocks.. she's tired and doesn't want anything except lasagna and HBO..
13Ween
Chocolate and Cheese

Doof

We all know Doof to be a witty, self-aware, somewhat anachronistic man.. it makes sense then that these are the tits of his heart, revealing less to be so much more, like upside down icebergs from a world not unlike our own, but also entirely different..
142Pac
Until the End of Time

Drifter

this choice adds layers to Drifter's persona.. an oil painting of a poseur gangster, sort of a slapping lipstick on a pig scenario.. nevertheless, it's hard to argue with the quality of these tits.. of special note, tupac in Russian slang means idiot..
15Josh T. Pearson
Last of the Country Gentlemen

Boney

both of Boney's choices (look below), are a curious picture.. vague semblance of tits almost entirely blocked out by men with surplus of hair and beard.. this could either be a latent desire of some sort, but more likely, a closeted love for the music of the Bee Gees..
16Phosphorescent
Muchacho

see above, or don't, i don't give a fuck..
17Jawbreaker
Bivouac

Satellite

Sat's choice betrays his love of logic even as it shatters past perceptions.. The titted creature on the cover of Bivouac is the unflinchingly true portrait of what a child between Roger and Jessica Rabbit would have actually looked like..
18The Menzingers
On the Impossible Past

Satellite

Was part of what makes the past so impossible is her inability to buy a bra, push-up or otherwise? We may never know..
19Fallujah
The Flesh Prevails

BlackwaterPork

Blackwater's choice of tits is another double-tiered meaning.. either he likes the dulcet image of a beautiful woman swimming in open water, as free as she is graceful, with her body seemingly cut out of pure light, a wonderful interplay between sea and man.. or he wants to drown a woman..
20Dishammer
Under the Sign of the D-beat Mark

danielito

A mix between Conan the Barbarian and your garden variety Comic-Con sad sack cosplay abuse issues nutcase, danielito's choice of tits all circle back to banal dysfunction.. i recommend yoga thrice daily, and if that doesn't work, Xanax by the shovel-load..
21Akercocke
The Goat of Mendes

Thalassic

dark, tit-packed and unceremoniously death metally, Thalassic's choice could only ever mean one thing - The Goat of Mendes is some sort of sex parlour show, not unlike the donkey shows in Mexico, but more Swedish-influenced..
22Flash
In The Can

Fripp

ah Fripp, as progressive musically, as he is regressive elsewhere.. it's hard to deny that he picked some prime tits for his choice.. it's equally hard to deny that 'in the can' means these tits have been dipped into toilet water, possibly against their will..
23Buckcherry
Buckcherry

Doof

A never-ending source of tittery, Doof swoops in with several other suggestions like some latter-day Bucklecherry Finn of tits..
24Sugar Ray
Lemonade And Brownies

Doof

What this choice, coupled with the album title suggests is that there is a little R. Kelly living inside Doof's body, just waiting to break out at the most inopportune moment (a funeral, or perhaps a bris)
25Bongwater
The Power of Pussy

Doof

like me, Doof has probably nourished several childhood fantasies off Raquel Welch in One Million Years BC.. but what fur-lined tits suggest more than anything, is that in his age and wisdom, Doof is more concerned with warmth and comfort that the tits cradled within,..
26Vaura
The Missing

Unique

Uni's second choice of tits speaks about his ambition and desire for adventure.. climbing Mount Everest for instance, provided Mount Everest is the name of a stripper with gigantism and acromegaly..
27Bay Faction
Bay Faction

Unique

this speaks about Uni's abstract heart.. there are no overt tits here, sure, in fact there are backs.. but there are two backs.. and as we all know, barring some horrific accident or a case of the Angelina Jolie's, tits come in twos..
28Ulver
The Assassination of Julius Caesar

Dissonant

Non-obvious, non-present, somewhat intellectual and seemingly classy, the tits of DIssonant's choice are much like the music of Ulver themselves - mostly shit..
29Pulp
This is Hardcore

Log S.

I wouldn't mind this kind of pulp with my orange juice, if you know what I mean, and of course you do, you're on a list called Tits..
30Marilyn Manson
Mechanical Animals

zaka

it's no secret that zaka knows how most everyone walks through life a sanctimonious brainwashed mannequin.. but you still have to live in this world and still need tits in your life.. and so voila..
31Made Out of Babies
The Ruiner

hesperus

hesperus' choice reveal his love of history and how it affects our choices and divides and politics.. which is why when pressed for tits, he goes all the way to the beginning, to the hirsute roots of what was and what could have been.. i believe Tolstoy would have picked the same tits if asked..
32Herbie Mann
Push Push

Unique

Like Herbie Mann, Uni is a man before his time.. for example, these trailblazing tits, posing confidently in all their oiled glory way before 80's and cocaine made this sort of album cover the norm..
33David Sylvian
Pop Song

Fripp

As impersonally metallic as they are wholesome on a cosmetic level, these tits speak to Fripp's pragmatic nature.. how exactly, you may ask? like this, i say *(leaves the room)
34D'Angelo
Voodoo

wtferrothorn

The tits that were so much so soon so often, they forced D'Angelo to run away for 14 years, and return with a whole closet of shirts.. and every time i see them, all i can say is a nonsense noise that sounds a little like 'wtferrothorn'
35Car Seat Headrest
Nervous Young Man

wtferrothorn

His questionable choices in usernames aside, these tits do show said user's more vulnerable side.. namely, his self-consciousness about this left nipple, which i can only assume has been mangled in some mouse-trap scenario gone awry.. either that, or he is one of the hundreds of Napoleon's illegitimate great great great grandchildren..
36The Game
The Documentary 2

Drifter

Like The Game pictured here in all his tattooed tit glory, Drifter knows the golden rule - two fingers pressed closely together is the only way to show the world you're a tough guy.. not three fingers, no, that just means you're jackass..
37Eagles Of Death Metal
Zipper Down

LeftyMcRight

Beyond the fact that his username may be the most tit-oriented here, Lefty's pick lends us a deep look within his very soul, a soul troubled by how different could silicon tits really be from those silica gel packets you get in shoe-boxes..
38Jane's Addiction
Nothing's Shocking

Lefty

This one is Lefty trying to make his mind up about a very potent topic in today's society.. The death penalty, its merits on societal appeasement vs. its inherent brutality, and whether an eye for an eyes is really the way to breach civilized conflict resolution.. I will tell you, that regardless of all that, executing people in pairs and with their tits out seems only a little non-kosher..
39KMFDM
Angst

Lefty

Lefty's moral quest continues here into the subject of body freedoms (quite the subconsciously thoughtful lad), as a German herr doctor is clearly checking for tit cancer lumps non-invasively during the Blitz, symbolizing the internal turmoil that Lefty feels every day of this life.. I prescribe 10 cc's of tits, stat..
40Tom Waits
Small Change

Fripp

Ah, these are my kind of tits.. Shameless, coated in cigarette smoke.. reminds me of my friend's Tommy's mother.. Didn't know Fripp knew her too.. unsurprising though..
41A Winged Victory for the Sullen
A Winged Victory for the Sullen

wwf

This band's name is an idiotically random collection of words, and the fact that wwf knew them means these crudely drawn mangled tits are the only ones he deserves in this life or the next..
42Marduk
Fuck Me Jesus

Davil667

The 667th of the noble Davil clan, this user's pick of tits would have been banned if the Catholic church hadn't lost all media power a long damn time ago.. These tits indicate how he's struggled with Jesus and whether that thing his auntie Roberta told him how jacking off too much makes you go blind is really true..
43Bjork
Medulla

Friv

Friv's choice of tits exposes his many sexual hang-ups.. namely, trying to figure out how to coax tits out of an asexual Swedish meatball of bad-accentry and increasingly pointless experimentation that has long since been bordering on reality TV-levels of attention-seeking..
44Pixies
Surfer Rosa

HinkHall

Hink's pick of tits is undoubtedly a classy affair, and it speaks to his concerns about poverty in the economic depression-stricken Spain, as this dancer has clearly had to sell her bra in order to buy her children back braces and patatas bravas..
45Bloodhound Gang
Hard-Off

SandwichBubble

Sandwich being a smart-ass - https://i.imgur.com/Xi35TE0.jpg
46Pig Destroyer
Phantom Limb

kingdede

dedes' pick of tits is a very clear moment.. i mean, these are some classy tits, done in the style of legendary, incomparable Czech painter Alphonse Mucha.. unfortunately, they are on the cover of a metal album, proving once again that metalheads are out to get us, to turn every beautiful thing in the world into just some zit-faced guy screaming Rahhh! over some down-tuned riffage..and i don't want down-tuned riffage, i want up-turned tittage.. dedes, do not destroy those pigs..
47The Weeknd
House of Balloons

Drifter

Drifter likes Nosferatu d403709836ywruehk, which has a monkey on the cover.. so it's clear what he really yearns for in asking for these tits is a House of Baboons.. luckily, he's on sputnikmusic, so everything will be fine..
48Wolf Alice
Blush

LethalPaintball

Lethal's choice of tits is indicative of his desire for purity, as shown by his pick of this alabaster white flat-assed Saxon girl.. which isn't to say that white skin is indicative of goodness or anything.. it's just you know, the old fairy tale bullshit.. in conclusion, Lethal may be racist.. but probably not..
49Blind Faith
Blind Faith

Diva

Diva's choice relates to his residential desires.. These borderline pubescent tits indicate that he wants to live somewhere irredeemably flat, like a prairie, or perhaps the Serengeti Toto keep singing about.. I prescribe watching The Lion King and possibly some Canadian sitcom set in Winnipeg..
50Midori
Aratame Hajime Mashite Midori Desu

Aberf

Aberf's choice can only mean one thing.. He needs to man up and finally buy that tentacle machine he's been eyeing on ebay for the past four months..
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