someguest
09.18.17 | "He spent the last 2 months of my rent on hookers which he would proceed to fuck in my bed."
We call that a missed opportunity here. |
BlushfulHippocrene
09.18.17 | That sucks, art. :/ Best of luck, mate, things will be better soon. |
superluminals
09.18.17 | "He spent the last 2 months of my rent on hookers which he would proceed to fuck in my bed."
lol |
butcherboy
09.18.17 | I have a friend who owns a quadruplex he rents out in ossington.. I'll message him, though mid-September is a bad time to be looking, dude.. students are all back in town |
artiswar
09.18.17 | Thanks guys, optimism is not my strong suit. And that would be pretty cool butcherboy, I work in that area. Right now my life feels eerily like Grandma's Boy... I'm just waiting for Rob Schneider to throw a smoking lamp on the floor... |
Deathconscious
09.18.17 | arent you the one who made a list about the same guy? the one who blasts black metal and cries hysterically in the middle of the night?
edit: lmao yeah, it was the list before this one. sorry youre in this situation, but i think everyone saw this coming. |
artiswar
09.18.17 | yeah that one... apparently he was crying as he planned his unholy defilement of my bed and rent money. |
AngryLittleAlchemist
09.18.17 | this guy sounds pretty awesome. |
Deathconscious
09.18.17 | maybe you could be the Varg to his Euronymous. |
superluminals
09.18.17 | stick a knife in er |
Cygnatti
09.18.17 | relatable tbh |
artiswar
09.18.17 | Off-topic, but are there any artists on this site that would be interested in doing album art? I know there's 1 or 2 but I forget their usernames. Didn't feel like making a separate thread for this question. |
DoofusWainwright
09.18.17 | Are you 100% sure this dude isn't your far cooler alter ego and you're in fact leading a 'Fight Club' style double life and only sleeping two hours a night?
Just think it might be worth checking that definitely isn't the case first. |
tempest--
09.18.17 | ask Dalton DoBoys |
artiswar
09.19.17 | Well doofus he might be, he's the most black metal person I've ever met. The way he cooks his eggs is basically like waking up to the holocaust every single morning. He cracks the eggs into a skillet on high with no butter or anything (because its a waste... taste is just an empty construct of our imaginations) and doesn't plate them until the whites and the yokes have cooked totally through. Then he sticks them between 2 pieces of plain bread and chows down. It's fucking horrifying and the smell afterwards and the look of the pan (should really take a picture of it) is fucking grotesque and makes me seriously fantasize about the end of the human race. |
Cryptkeeper
09.19.17 | Nice |
