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i got a new job :sunglasses:

after a good nine-month cycle of laziness, self-loathing, writing, self-loathing, laziness, uncertainty about the future, laziness and self-loathing, i've found something that might break the mould. to celebrate: here's a list of digs so deep they reach the earth's core.
1pospulenn
sun people sleepwalker


i am working at a bar with no prior hospitality experience because i have mastered the art of bullshitting my way into things apparently......no!!! the faintest whiff of nepotism does not help!!! how dare you!!
2francis harris
minutes of sleep


me: hello good evening may i take your order
manager, suddenly: oi who are you and what are you doing behind the bar
3women
public strain


i'm fairly sure i've forgotten how to communicate verbally so this shall be interesting
4paysage d'hiver
kristall und isa


i also have to wear my hair in a bun and let me tell you fellas: i look like a recovering meth addict who's chosen a life of coffee with soy milk/listening exclusively to bands that haven't formed yet
5four tet
rounds


my latent appreciation for idm carried me to and from the interview this morning, which only took about two minutes before the manager said: "yeah you seem alright mate, come back next week for induction, cheers!".......i'm still expecting more follow up questions and/or a camera crew to jump out of the bushes as if i've been pranked tbqh
6the body
no one deserves happiness


ironically, my current mantra is something along the lines of: idodeservehappinessidodeservehappinessidodeservehappinessidodeservehappinessidodeservehappinessidodeservehappiness
7cursed
II


already holding out for the day doing this job morphs slowly and subtly into just another routine, and i can stop micro-managing my interactions with people i don't know; i will stare at the planes departing through the terminal window and feel not envy nor worry.
8des ark
everything dies


oink oink dishpig
9oxbow
king of the jews


if i get fired i'm thinking the most likely reason will be one of the following:
a) singing jenny hval lyrics too loudly
b) slipping alcohol into a child's soft-drink
c) slipping soft-drink into an adult's alcoholic drink
d) telling someone who doesn't care one too many times, that my internet friends and i got a little bit gay over the weekend
10ishome
confession


me: hi how are you!
customer: good, how are you?
me: yeah great, how are you?
*glasses myself in the face*
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