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|Movies About Poo - A Metaphorical Journey|
Films that go a long way to simply describe Bowel Movements.
List is appropriately shit albums.
There Will Be Blood
Tragic, intermittently violent, full of tension and atmosphere, and the whole time you're pooping, the guy from Radiohead is standing behind you making dissonance.
|2||Queens of the Stone Age|
Five Easy Pieces
Full of chicken salad sandwich remains. In the end, as you flush, you realize that you will never love anything or anyone as much as you love yourself.
Potato-heavy and when the poo comes out, it screams at you - Are you a fucking cop? in a bad Boston accent. Academy Award Winner.
Gone in 60 Seconds
A quick, wham bam thank you nan. Smells a bit like gasoline and the top of Nic Cage's head.
|5||Stevens / Dessner / Muhly / McAlister|
Children of the Corn
Horror-inducing and every time you poo it, Stephen King gets a royalty check in the mail.
A Fever Dream
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events
Jazz From Hell
A River Runs Through It
So purging, cathartic and ever-flowing, that in the end, you feel as fresh-faced and full of promise as a young Brad Pitt.
|I'm a bit of a cinephile. |
|"List is appropriately shit albums."|
Jazz From Hell"
I hate you.
|Do you though, friend? Do you hate me? Or do you hate the scared man who lives inside all of us?|
|Hey a fever dream doesnt suck. List is accurate otherwise tho|
|More titles that sound like kinds of shit you can take:|
Some Like It Hot
As Good As It Gets
The Nightmare Before Christmas
|I'm not familiar with these. I only watch sophisticated foreign movies that ruminate on life. Like the ones mentioned in the list.|