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Movies About Poo - A Metaphorical Journey

Films that go a long way to simply describe Bowel Movements. List is appropriately shit albums.
1LCD Soundsystem
American Dream

There Will Be Blood

Tragic, intermittently violent, full of tension and atmosphere, and the whole time you're pooping, the guy from Radiohead is standing behind you making dissonance.
2Queens of the Stone Age

Five Easy Pieces

Full of chicken salad sandwich remains. In the end, as you flush, you realize that you will never love anything or anyone as much as you love yourself.
3Brand New
Science Fiction

The Departed

Potato-heavy and when the poo comes out, it screams at you - Are you a fucking cop? in a bad Boston accent. Academy Award Winner.
After Laughter

Gone in 60 Seconds

A quick, wham bam thank you nan. Smells a bit like gasoline and the top of Nic Cage's head.
5Stevens / Dessner / Muhly / McAlister

Children of the Corn

Horror-inducing and every time you poo it, Stephen King gets a royalty check in the mail.
6Everything Everything
A Fever Dream

Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events

7Frank Zappa
Jazz From Hell

A River Runs Through It

So purging, cathartic and ever-flowing, that in the end, you feel as fresh-faced and full of promise as a young Brad Pitt.
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