verdant: Unfulfilled Sneeze

verdant 07.30.17	if unique doesn't see this i'm gonna be so mad
Papa Universe 07.30.17	An unfulfilled sneeze is among some of the worst feelings a person can possibly experience. Among losing a loved one and witnessing or experiencing a horrifying tragedy, unfulfilled sneeze is definitely the one that gets to me on a deep and personal level, since the cynical cunt that I am, I find tragedies hilarious and I never loved anyone enough to be sad about their absence. But my body's unfortunate inclanation to yawning any time I open my mouth causes me to lose approximately 50% of all potential sneezes. I guess I am such a frequent yawner, because most things in life simply bore me. But nevermind. With that said, what could possibly be a musical equivalent of that? Naturally a disappointing song. Something that builds up momentum and never explores it. An enragingly dreary moment of unreached expectations. I've lived a long life and I failed to sneeze a lot, and just as much as that I failed to find satisfaction in music of all sorts. Among such disappointments may be Gonjasufi's Shakin Parasites, which just sort of drags on without giving you any pay off, or Do Make Say Think's Horripilation that, with a 10 minutes runtime, fails to reach that crescendo typical for Post-Rock and ultimately leaves you wanting more. But if I am to submit a song of unfulfilled expectations, it better come from an album of unfulfilled expectations. It's Air - Angel Palace 10 minutes of nothing going nowhere! At least the rapid mouth opening and energy restraining before the sneeze results in a feeling above any other. This just keeps you waiting for nothing to come.
Papa Universe 07.30.17	(I had this ready to go for like three days now)
verdant 07.30.17	how did you type this so quickly what the fuck
Papa Universe 07.30.17	Efficiency is my middle name.
verdant 07.30.17	jesus christ man i did this on a whim and you've prepared a comment for something that may have never existed
verdant 07.30.17	i'll add your suggestion sooner or later i spose
danielcardoso 07.30.17	Lol.
verdant 07.30.17	this is serious business daniel
danielcardoso 07.30.17	So it seems.
Papa Universe 07.30.17	You promised this will come, I take promises very seriously, Jack. And you kept your promise, you've proven your worth.
verdant 07.30.17	you're worth this list (:
Papa Universe 07.30.17	Also, I would have typed all that even if I didn't have it prepared. What's up there, it's all from a true and deep place within. (lungs to be exact)
verdant 07.30.17	aw bless you unique :~)
Papa Universe 07.30.17	Feist's Century and its damned abrupt ending reminded me of another sudden conclusion that left a lot to be desired. That is Other People by The Divine Comedy. The entirety of the Foreverland album is dedicated to exceptionally crafted songwriting, whose beauty is one to behold. But among all of those inherently joyous songs, one came along that seemed rather subtle and gentle and yet somehow all the more beautiful for it. Other People seemed like something with a potential for progress, from a quiet confessional to a pompous beauty, but as the very bridge kicked in and the listener was ready to pomp up excitement for what's to come, the song ends with a dubious "and- bla bla bla bla" as if to signal "Fuck you, listener, this sweetness galore ain't for your ears." Utter disappointment.
Rowan5215 07.30.17	dream theater - pull me under is the most unfulfilled sneeze of all time
clavier 07.30.17	nice list, but i see that i will have to show you the light of jute gyte
danielcardoso 07.30.17	I just had an unfilfilled sneeze a couple of minutes ago, ugh.
butcherboy 07.30.17	dinosaur jr. - poledo..
bgillesp 07.31.17	Don't forget Japan's National Anthem. It's a big one
ScuroFantasma 07.31.17	Ulver - Hymn II
Papa Universe 07.31.17	.....and he never updated it.....
verdant 07.31.17	i will eventually please standby for technical difficulties
Demon of the Fall 07.31.17	Nothing compared to an unfinished tug
verdant 07.31.17	that sounds like a list for BlueBallsDeep
verdant 08.01.17	updated sorta
Ovrot 08.01.17	who is landdiving
Papa Universe 08.01.17	alright alright alrighty then
Papa Universe 10.16.17	Muse - Globalist is one overlong unfulfilled sneeze.