Devastator
06.23.17 | Only slightly positive thing is that I only paid $5 to see it and I went with my friends and we just made fun of it the entire time. |
Kalopsia
06.23.17 | lowest common denominator movies for dummies |
VaxXi
06.23.17 | Went to this film because friends wanted to see it. Walked out of the theater exhausted and with a massive headache. Never seen a film inflict physical pain on me, but this movie did it. |
Crymsonblaze
06.23.17 | BIG DUMB LOUD GO BOOM |
Crymsonblaze
06.23.17 | To be honest though, they're all like that. I don't really know if you can blame the 5th movie in the series for being the same as all the others |
Judio!
06.23.17 | Lol what did you expect? |
BlazinBlitzer
06.23.17 | Hey, Let's see what Michael Bay has to say about the $5 you decided to pay to see the Transformers movie play, and, by the way, critics tend to sway in the direction of preying on this film as an easy way to get attention that may not be deserved. |
Kalopsia
06.23.17 | just go see Guardians2 again, it's about the only good thing in theaters right now. |
AlexKzillion
06.23.17 | 10/10 would watch again tbh |
JeetJeet
06.23.17 | A Transformers film being trash. What a surprise. Here's an L for seeing it. |
bloc
06.23.17 | OPTIMUSSSSS
BUMBLEBEEEEE |
ScuroFantasma
06.24.17 | Age of Exstinction was hilariously bad, "my face is my warrant". You bet I'll watch this shit too. |
bgillesp
06.24.17 | But how many explosions? |
Devastator
06.24.17 | All of them. |
Crymsonblaze
06.24.17 | My favorite Transformers memory is seeing the second one in theaters with friends and there's this asinine conversation between Shia and some college bro fucko
Basically Shia says something to the effect of "Why don't you go find a tighter shirt?"
And the bro fucko goes "I tried, they don't make them any tighter!"
And that's really fucking stupid, but reminded me of "classic" Michael Bay like Bad Boys and The Rock, so kind of fun in a really dumb way. Then explosions kept happening and there were racist cars and shit. I dunno. I want to watch The Rock again. That movie is great. |
Snake.
06.24.17 | >still giving a shit about the transformers series |
bloc
06.24.17 | I remember getting so upset when watching The Rock when I was young because that Ferrari got destroyed lol |
AlexKzillion
06.24.17 | That one scene where Mark Wahlberg and that girl are looking for that thing in that office while the girl's relatives think they're fucking was so fucking dumb lmao
"I can't get it out!" |
AlexKzillion
06.24.17 | Just realized this is already the second Mark Wahlberg transformers movie and I still can't remember his character's name |
AlexKzillion
06.24.17 | Also why did Shia LaBeouf's character survive through three full movies and have this unbreakable bond with bumblebee and optimus only to not be mentioned at all in the fourth movie and have his off screen death revealed in the fifth one with literally no characters caring at all? |
BeyondCosby
06.24.17 | I mean, does anyone expect these movies to be cinematic monuments? Does Michael Bay? No, they're meant to do exactly what they do. That's what I don't get. People go to these movies expecting there to be more, as if the series has always had depth. It hasn't, it was never metaphorical, it was just robots killing each other to sell toys. |
AlexKzillion
06.24.17 | Idk to me these movies are the cinematic equivalent to like Yeezus or Colors and I have both those albums 5'd soooo |