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NOFX? More like no talent!

Every self-respecting music nerd on this site probably has at least one band that--upon first hearing--changed the course of their life to some degree. For me that band was NOFX. When I was a middle schooler in the late 90s I was into super mainstream bands like Green Day and The Offspring. A friend of mine (possibly the only punk rocker in my shitty Midwestern town) played I Heard They Suck Live and I was instantly hooked. I was always something of a smartass/delinquent and their attitude instantly jibed with me. I had my mom take me to Media Play and I bought Punk In Drublic (because of the name and because it included "Linoleum"). From there I started checking out every Epitaph/Fat Wreck Chords album I could get my hands on. I'm not sure if I'd still consider NOFX my favorite band, but they're still easily in the top 5. I read their new autobiography a couple weeks ago and it's fucking phenomenal. I can't recommend it strongly enough, even if you're not a fan of the band or punk rock in general. ANYWAY, list is my top 50 NOFX songs.
50NOFX
The Greatest Songs Ever Written (By Us)


Party Enema
49NOFX
First Ditch Effort


It Ain't Lonely at the Bottom
48NOFX
White Trash, Two Heebs and a Bean


You're Bleeding
47NOFX
S&M Airlines


Vanilla Sex
46NOFX
Never Trust a Hippy


I'm Going to Hell for This One
45NOFX
Heavy Petting Zoo


Freedom Lika Shopping Cart
44NOFX
Punk in Drublic


Scavenger Type
43NOFX
Coaster


We Called it America
42NOFX
So Long and Thanks for All the Shoes


Eat the Meek
41NOFX/Rancid
BYO Split Series Vol. 3


I'm the One (Rancid cover)
40NOFX
Ribbed


The Malachi Crunch
39NOFX
First Ditch Effort


Ditch Effort
38NOFX
White Trash, Two Heebs and a Bean


Please Play This Song on the Radio
37NOFX
13 Stitches


13 Stitches (Acoustic)
36NOFX
The Longest EP


Jaw Knee Music
35NOFX
45 or 46 Songs That Weren't Good Enough


We Threw Gasoline on the Fire and Now We Have Stumps for Arms and No Eyebrows
34NOFX
The Greatest Songs Ever Written (By Us)


Reeko
33NOFX
Wolves in Wolves' Clothing


The Man I Killed
32NOFX
First Ditch Effort


I'm So Sorry Tony
31NOFX
Don't Call Me White


Don't Call Me White
30NOFX
Stoke Extinguisher


Wore Out the Soles of My Party Boots
29NOFX
The Longest EP


The Death of John Smith
28NOFX
So Long and Thanks for All the Shoes


All His Suits Are Torn
27NOFX
45 or 46 Songs That Weren't Good Enough


Drugs Are Good
26NOFX
The War on Errorism


Regaining Unconsciousness
25NOFX
Punk in Drublic


The Brews
24NOFX
Heavy Petting Zoo


Philthy Phil Philanthropist
23NOFX
Wolves in Wolves' Clothing


Leaving Jesusland
22NOFX
So Long and Thanks for All the Shoes


All Outta Angst
21NOFX
Pump Up the Valuum


Pharmacist's Daughter
20NOFX
Regaining Unconsciousness


The Idiots Are Taking Over
19NOFX
So Long and Thanks for All the Shoes


It's My Job to Keep Punk Rock Elite
18NOFX
45 or 46 Songs That Weren't Good Enough


Pimps and Hookers
17NOFX
Punk in Drublic


Jeff Wears Birkenstocks
16NOFX
They've Actually Gotten Worse Live


Franco Un-American
15NOFX
Ribbed


Green Corn
14NOFX
White Trash, Two Heebs and a Bean


Stickin' in My Eye
13NOFX
Punk in Drublic


Leave It Alone
12NOFX
So Long and Thanks for All the Shoes


180 Degrees
11NOFX
The Longest Line


The Longest Line
10NOFX
Never Trust a Hippy


Seeing Double at the Triple Rock
9NOFX
First Ditch Effort


Six Years on Dope
8NOFX
White Trash, Two Heebs and a Bean


Soul Doubt
7NOFX
Pump Up the Valuum


Dinosaurs Will Die
6NOFX
I Heard They Suck Live!!


The Moron Brothers
5NOFX
White Trash, Two Heebs and a Bean


Bob
4NOFX
The War on Errorism


The Separation of Church and Skate
3NOFX
Punk in Drublic


Linoleum
2NOFX
So Long and Thanks for All the Shoes


I'm Telling Tim
1NOFX
The Decline


The Decline
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