WeinerMan: Best Hot Dog Toppings?

WeinerMan 03.10.17	Let's hear it fellas
Papa Universe 03.10.17	Coldcat
theacademy 03.10.17	no bun sugarless relish mustard onions
theacademy 03.10.17	to clarify: deli mustard
wham49 03.10.17	mustard, onion, relish, sport peppers, celery salt, wrapped in fries. Nobody can beat a real Chicago dog
DungeonBoy 03.10.17	chili
DinosaurJones 03.10.17	Coleslaw & spicy brown.
SandwichBubble 03.10.17	Toppings are a sign of an inferior dog. Reported immediately Just ketchup and mustard for me usually.
dreamgazing 03.10.17	Dandruff methinks
dbizzles 03.10.17	Coleslaw on a hotdog? What the fuck is wrong with you?
dbizzles 03.10.17	Wait- two users put coleslaw on hotdogs? Is this like a regional thing I'm unaware of?
BallsToTheWall 03.10.17	Wing sauce
WeinerMan 03.10.17	Coleslaw is god damn delicious on a hot dog. Don't be so offended by what another man puts on his wiener.
dreamgazing 03.10.17	Coleslaw in a plate fullstop is barf-worthy.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 03.10.17	Nothing can mask the putrid flavor of hot dogs aka gutter meat
Lord(e)Po)))ts 03.10.17	Also slaw on a hot dog pretty standard for places that specialize in dogs
Lord(e)Po)))ts 03.10.17	Slaw is also a pulled pork sandwich staple so I'm not sure how it seems so strange to put on a dog
BallsToTheWall 03.10.17	Gas station dogs in the early am hours for the win.
hesperus 03.10.17	In order of preference: 1. Sauerkraut and deli mustard 2. Chili and cheese sauce 3. Chicago toppings Never tried coleslaw on a dog but it sounds tasty.
dbizzles 03.10.17	Hmm. Not a fan of coleslaw to begin with and I've never been to a specialty hot dog restaurant or food truck tbh, but whatever gets your rocks off. I go whole-grain mustard and onions, sometimes peppers; a chili dog is always good as well. Now, a bratwurst? A brat will get all sorts of toppings depending on what kind of brat we are talking about.
dreamgazing 03.10.17	Slaw is deplorable
ArsMoriendi 03.10.17	Brown mustard
RunOfTheMill 03.10.17	Not a big fan of hot dogs, but when I went to Iceland, I had the best hot dog ever. Raw white onion Crispy fried onion Some kind of sweet mustard Remoulade Fuckin' tasty, and I've learned that those are very "Icelandic" toppings.
dbizzles 03.10.17	Oh, yeah. Frank's Red Hot and regular mustard makes for a good shitty dog. I eat those when the budget is stretched thin.
Drifter 03.10.17	No toppings
Feather 03.10.17	Chicago dogs. Specifically Gene and Jude's but and Chicago hot dog establishment will suffice.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 03.10.17	The real best hot dog toppings are whatever happens to be in the dumpster you throw it in tho
DungeonBoy 03.10.17	RunOfTheMill did you go to that shack in Reykjavik? Some of my friends picked up a bottle of that mustard and we grilled some dogs a couple weeks ago and ate them with that sweet mustard.
hal1ax 03.10.17	Menstrual blood
EliteTaste 03.10.17	just throw it down her throat raw, she'll top it with that thick stringy saliva shit
Spec 03.10.17	onions my dude
Spacesh1p 03.10.17	"Slaw is also a pulled pork sandwich staple" Absolutely and it's delicious.
zakalwe 03.10.17	Hotdogs are shit, just total fucking shit. Thought it was us not doing it properly but had one in New York and is was shit. Sausage Rolls >
MrSirLordGentleman 03.10.17	people like to spread avocado on them in my country I find it disgusting but it is like a basic thing in any hot dog in here
Spacesh1p 03.10.17	Hot dogs are gross unless you go to a proper butcher and get something that's way closer to a sausage than your standard leftover pig parts monstrosity.
dbizzles 03.10.17	What is a sausage roll, zak?
zakalwe 03.10.17	Mashed pigs bollocks in a pastry. It's a fave of the nation. Cornish Pasty Sausage Roll Chicken and Mushroom Pie Cheese and Onion Slice Steak and Kidney Pudding Vegetable bake Sausage and Bean Melt
dbizzles 03.10.17	Yeah, a quick internet search confirms that a sausage roll looks fucking delicious.
UndineParty 03.10.17	Bacon and grilled onions ketchup, mustard and relish 💯✔👉👌
EliteTaste 03.10.17	cornish pasties are where it's at
robotmagician 03.10.17	Caramelized Onions with Harissa and spicy brown mustard Sauerkraut with spicy brown Sauerkraut with sriracha (almost like a kimchi hotdog) wrapped in pizza dough
UndineParty 03.10.17	Hot dogs are low tier food tho tbh
Satellite 03.10.17	if you put ketchup on your hot dog then never talk to me again pls
UndineParty 03.10.17	Also I think the person making all those female alts is actually closeted homosexual They make the alts to roleplay their deep dark gay fantasies.
TheSpaceMan 03.10.17	Mustard Relish Sauerkraut Chilli Hot sauce Onions Any combination of these
TheSpaceMan 03.10.17	But tbh hot dogs are useless when there are beer brats
zakalwe 03.10.17	Just whack the lot on and shit through the eye of a needle. Scrumptious!
Sinternet 03.10.17	coleslaw is an abomination i tend to go for chorizo and spicy tomato chutney if i ever make hotdogs
TheSpaceMan 03.10.17	Duuuude coleslaw on a good pulled pork sandwhich is perf
teamster 03.10.17	onions
tempest-- 03.11.17	lettuce
hal1ax 03.11.17	chutney? what kinda gayfer are u chinternet
Lord(e)Po)))ts 03.11.17	lol furthermore who the fuck puts chorizo on a hotdog u monster
TheSpaceMan 03.11.17	Chorizo is too good to be wasted on a dog
unclereich 03.11.17	Hot dogs are the btbam of food
TedSchmosby 03.11.17	I haven't had a hot dog since I turned 14 and started liking vegetables and shit, but as long as I have some mustard I'm good
UndineParty 03.11.17	Chorizo on hotdogs is an abomination
Sinternet 03.11.17	lol k it rules but you basic ass bitches wouldnt know probs
EphemeralEternity 03.11.17	these lists/discussions stopped being sligtly funny some time back
Lord(e)Po)))ts 03.11.17	"lol k it rules but you basic ass bitches wouldnt know probs" there is literally nothing more basic than taking a bunch of tubed pig rectums and dressing them up with good meat. thats literally like taking kraft dinner and doing it duck confit you chinless retard.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 03.11.17	i love you still tho
UndineParty 03.11.17	"These lists/discussions stopped being sligtly funny some time back" Nothing funny about this list, we're all having a very serious discussion about weiners
Lord(e)Po)))ts 03.11.17	yeah sorry ephemeral i think u meant to post that in whatever hotgrill "leaving sputnik" list was going on.
TheSpaceMan 03.11.17	"tubed pig rectums" omg
TheSpaceMan 03.11.17	"since I turned 14 and started liking vegetables" thats a pretty old age to start willingly eating vegetables
EphemeralEternity 03.11.17	i apologize i hadn't realized the solemnity of this discussion. tbf though hotgrill was hilarious by alt standards.
wham49 03.12.17	A good place by me has a tamale on a chicago style dog, it is pretty damn good I must say.
unclereich 03.12.17	burger>
UndineParty 03.12.17	I'm just glad you acknowledged the error of your ways Emphereral
MeatSalad 03.12.17	I usually get the a-bomb whenever I go to Tubby Dog in calgary, which i think includes ketchup chips, bacon and some cheese-like substance. Pretty good as far as hotdogs go
ZippaThaRippa 03.12.17	The Chilean way: mashed avocado with oil and salt diced tomatoes and then I add pickled jalapenos and honey mustard. It's the only whey
Storm In A Teacup 03.12.17	most of you guys have good hot dog topping combos. my own variations of the Chicago dog and new York dog are my favorite. as a kid though of course i was all about the chili cheese dogs
Storm In A Teacup 03.12.17	never had one like zippa just described. sounds great though. i love jalapenos and sport peppers on dogs
ZippaThaRippa 03.12.17	Fuck man I would demolish a hot dog right now
UndineParty 03.12.17	Would you shove it down your throat?
Storm In A Teacup 03.12.17	i actually got a pack of dogs and buns today! i didn't have money for toppings though. I think all i have is ketchup :-/
ZippaThaRippa 03.12.17	I would grab some toppings and have some dogs with you if you weren't such a judgmental bitch!
Storm In A Teacup 03.12.17	:'( I'm sorry
pizzamachine 03.12.17	Ketchup and mustard like a real man
Storm In A Teacup 03.12.17	more like a fucking savage
Storm In A Teacup 03.12.17	I'm a bit of a savage with hot dogs sometimes too though. when i do meat in macaroni i usually prefer cooking some ground beef and buying gravy packets to mix in with the macaroni but when i'm lazy I'll chop up some hot dogs and leave the pot on the burner a bit longer for the dogs to cook in with the macaroni and have an extra hot meal.
Emim 03.12.17	Just reading this list gave me indigestion.
Storm In A Teacup 03.12.17	haha
ZippaThaRippa 03.12.17	How many times a month do you poop? 5-6?
Storm In A Teacup 03.12.17	I poop almost every day.