WeinerMan
03.10.17 | Let's hear it fellas |
Papa Universe
03.10.17 | Coldcat |
theacademy
03.10.17 | no bun
sugarless relish
mustard
onions |
theacademy
03.10.17 | to clarify: deli mustard |
wham49
03.10.17 | mustard, onion, relish, sport peppers, celery salt, wrapped in fries. Nobody can beat a real Chicago dog |
DungeonBoy
03.10.17 | chili |
DinosaurJones
03.10.17 | Coleslaw & spicy brown. |
SandwichBubble
03.10.17 | Toppings are a sign of an inferior dog. Reported immediately
Just ketchup and mustard for me usually. |
dreamgazing
03.10.17 | Dandruff methinks |
dbizzles
03.10.17 | Coleslaw on a hotdog? What the fuck is wrong with you? |
dbizzles
03.10.17 | Wait- two users put coleslaw on hotdogs? Is this like a regional thing I'm unaware of? |
BallsToTheWall
03.10.17 | Wing sauce |
WeinerMan
03.10.17 | Coleslaw is god damn delicious on a hot dog. Don't be so offended by what another man puts on his wiener. |
dreamgazing
03.10.17 | Coleslaw in a plate fullstop is barf-worthy. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
03.10.17 | Nothing can mask the putrid flavor of hot dogs aka gutter meat |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
03.10.17 | Also slaw on a hot dog pretty standard for places that specialize in dogs |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
03.10.17 | Slaw is also a pulled pork sandwich staple so I'm not sure how it seems so strange to put on a dog |
BallsToTheWall
03.10.17 | Gas station dogs in the early am hours for the win. |
hesperus
03.10.17 | In order of preference:
1. Sauerkraut and deli mustard
2. Chili and cheese sauce
3. Chicago toppings
Never tried coleslaw on a dog but it sounds tasty. |
dbizzles
03.10.17 | Hmm. Not a fan of coleslaw to begin with and I've never been to a specialty hot dog restaurant or food truck tbh, but whatever gets your rocks off. I go whole-grain mustard and onions, sometimes peppers; a chili dog is always good as well. Now, a bratwurst? A brat will get all sorts of toppings depending on what kind of brat we are talking about. |
dreamgazing
03.10.17 | Slaw is deplorable |
ArsMoriendi
03.10.17 | Brown mustard |
RunOfTheMill
03.10.17 | Not a big fan of hot dogs, but when I went to Iceland, I had the best hot dog ever.
Raw white onion
Crispy fried onion
Some kind of sweet mustard
Remoulade
Fuckin' tasty, and I've learned that those are very "Icelandic" toppings. |
dbizzles
03.10.17 | Oh, yeah. Frank's Red Hot and regular mustard makes for a good shitty dog. I eat those when the budget is stretched thin. |
Drifter
03.10.17 | No toppings |
Feather
03.10.17 | Chicago dogs. Specifically Gene and Jude's but and Chicago hot dog establishment will suffice. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
03.10.17 | The real best hot dog toppings are whatever happens to be in the dumpster you throw it in tho |
DungeonBoy
03.10.17 | RunOfTheMill did you go to that shack in Reykjavik? Some of my friends picked up a bottle of that mustard and we grilled some dogs a couple weeks ago and ate them with that sweet mustard. |
hal1ax
03.10.17 | Menstrual blood |
EliteTaste
03.10.17 | just throw it down her throat raw, she'll top it with that thick stringy saliva shit |
Spec
03.10.17 | onions my dude |
Spacesh1p
03.10.17 | "Slaw is also a pulled pork sandwich staple"
Absolutely and it's delicious. |
zakalwe
03.10.17 | Hotdogs are shit, just total fucking shit.
Thought it was us not doing it properly but had one in New York and is was shit.
Sausage Rolls > |
MrSirLordGentleman
03.10.17 | people like to spread avocado on them in my country
I find it disgusting but it is like a basic thing in any hot dog in here |
Spacesh1p
03.10.17 | Hot dogs are gross unless you go to a proper butcher and get something that's way closer to a sausage than your standard leftover pig parts monstrosity. |
dbizzles
03.10.17 | What is a sausage roll, zak? |
zakalwe
03.10.17 | Mashed pigs bollocks in a pastry. It's a fave of the nation.
Cornish Pasty
Sausage Roll
Chicken and Mushroom Pie
Cheese and Onion Slice
Steak and Kidney Pudding
Vegetable bake
Sausage and Bean Melt
|
dbizzles
03.10.17 | Yeah, a quick internet search confirms that a sausage roll looks fucking delicious. |
UndineParty
03.10.17 | Bacon and grilled onions ketchup, mustard and relish
💯✔👉👌 |
EliteTaste
03.10.17 | cornish pasties are where it's at |
robotmagician
03.10.17 | Caramelized Onions with Harissa and spicy brown mustard
Sauerkraut with spicy brown
Sauerkraut with sriracha (almost like a kimchi hotdog)
wrapped in pizza dough |
UndineParty
03.10.17 | Hot dogs are low tier food tho tbh |
Satellite
03.10.17 | if you put ketchup on your hot dog then never talk to me again pls |
UndineParty
03.10.17 | Also I think the person making all those female alts is actually closeted homosexual
They make the alts to roleplay their deep dark gay fantasies. |
TheSpaceMan
03.10.17 | Mustard
Relish
Sauerkraut
Chilli
Hot sauce
Onions
Any combination of these |
TheSpaceMan
03.10.17 | But tbh hot dogs are useless when there are beer brats |
zakalwe
03.10.17 | Just whack the lot on and shit through the eye of a needle. Scrumptious! |
Sinternet
03.10.17 | coleslaw is an abomination
i tend to go for chorizo and spicy tomato chutney if i ever make hotdogs |
TheSpaceMan
03.10.17 | Duuuude coleslaw on a good pulled pork sandwhich is perf |
teamster
03.10.17 | onions |
tempest--
03.11.17 | lettuce |
hal1ax
03.11.17 | chutney? what kinda gayfer are u chinternet |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
03.11.17 | lol
furthermore who the fuck puts chorizo on a hotdog u monster |
TheSpaceMan
03.11.17 | Chorizo is too good to be wasted on a dog |
unclereich
03.11.17 | Hot dogs are the btbam of food |
TedSchmosby
03.11.17 | I haven't had a hot dog since I turned 14 and started liking vegetables and shit, but as long as I have some mustard I'm good |
UndineParty
03.11.17 | Chorizo on hotdogs is an abomination
|
Sinternet
03.11.17 | lol k it rules but you basic ass bitches wouldnt know probs |
EphemeralEternity
03.11.17 | these lists/discussions stopped being sligtly funny some time back |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
03.11.17 | "lol k it rules but you basic ass bitches wouldnt know probs"
there is literally nothing more basic than taking a bunch of tubed pig rectums and dressing them up with good meat. thats literally like taking kraft dinner and doing it duck confit you chinless retard. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
03.11.17 | i love you still tho |
UndineParty
03.11.17 | "These lists/discussions stopped being sligtly funny some time back"
Nothing funny about this list, we're all having a very serious discussion about weiners |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
03.11.17 | yeah sorry ephemeral i think u meant to post that in whatever hotgrill "leaving sputnik" list was going on. |
TheSpaceMan
03.11.17 | "tubed pig rectums"
omg |
TheSpaceMan
03.11.17 | "since I turned 14 and started liking vegetables"
thats a pretty old age to start willingly eating vegetables |
EphemeralEternity
03.11.17 | i apologize i hadn't realized the solemnity of this discussion.
tbf though hotgrill was hilarious by alt standards. |
wham49
03.12.17 | A good place by me has a tamale on a chicago style dog, it is pretty damn good I must say. |
unclereich
03.12.17 | burger> |
UndineParty
03.12.17 | I'm just glad you acknowledged the error of your ways Emphereral |
MeatSalad
03.12.17 | I usually get the a-bomb whenever I go to Tubby Dog in calgary, which i think includes ketchup chips, bacon and some cheese-like substance. Pretty good as far as hotdogs go |
ZippaThaRippa
03.12.17 | The Chilean way:
mashed avocado with oil and salt
diced tomatoes
and then I add pickled jalapenos and honey mustard.
It's the only whey |
Storm In A Teacup
03.12.17 | most of you guys have good hot dog topping combos. my own variations of the Chicago dog and new York dog are my favorite. as a kid though of course i was all about the chili cheese dogs |
Storm In A Teacup
03.12.17 | never had one like zippa just described. sounds great though. i love jalapenos and sport peppers on dogs |
ZippaThaRippa
03.12.17 | Fuck man I would demolish a hot dog right now |
UndineParty
03.12.17 | Would you shove it down your throat? |
Storm In A Teacup
03.12.17 | i actually got a pack of dogs and buns today! i didn't have money for toppings though. I think all i have is ketchup :-/ |
ZippaThaRippa
03.12.17 | I would grab some toppings and have some dogs with you if you weren't such a judgmental bitch! |
Storm In A Teacup
03.12.17 | :'( I'm sorry |
pizzamachine
03.12.17 | Ketchup and mustard like a real man |
Storm In A Teacup
03.12.17 | more like a fucking savage |
Storm In A Teacup
03.12.17 | I'm a bit of a savage with hot dogs sometimes too though. when i do meat in macaroni i usually prefer cooking some ground beef and buying gravy packets to mix in with the macaroni but when i'm lazy I'll chop up some hot dogs and leave the pot on the burner a bit longer for the dogs to cook in with the macaroni and have an extra hot meal. |
Emim
03.12.17 | Just reading this list gave me indigestion. |
Storm In A Teacup
03.12.17 | haha |
ZippaThaRippa
03.12.17 | How many times a month do you poop? 5-6? |
Storm In A Teacup
03.12.17 | I poop almost every day. |