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Reviews 123 Approval 98%
Soundoffs 230 News Articles 8 Band Edits + Tags 1 Album Edits 185
Album Ratings 2276 Objectivity 84%
Last Active 09-26-19 3:01 pm Joined 01-26-17
Review Comments 9,464
| Short Reviews 3..
My friend bumped into Ozzy in a pub in Dublin once. He comes up to him and says: "Mr. Osbourne, it's an honour, when I was 18 I was in a band and we played Paranoid all the time. " Ozzy looks at him and says: "That's funny, so did I."
(not mein shtory..) | 1 | | Minor Threat Minor Threat
People whose idea of "off the grid" is a
barren apartment with a
butane stove and a bottle of
hand sanitizer..
2.5 | 2 | | Descendents Milo Goes to College
My mom won't pay for my used
car's insurance anymore,
you guys..
I wrote some
songs about it..
2 | 3 | | Drake Nothing Was the Same
A bar
mitzvah from a
non-sectarian
suburban
hell..
2 | 4 | | Arcade Fire Funeral
Best of..........
David Bowie D-Sides..
a Bronze Collection..
2 | 5 | | GG Allin Hated In The Nation
The lost
Kardashian sister
jumps the proverbial
shark..
1.5 | |
MercySeat
02.27.17 | These are classic! Please continue | FullOfSounds
02.27.17 | lmao | dreamgazing
02.27.17 | 4 was designed specifically to make me angry | AlexKzillion
02.27.17 | 4 made me lol | Papa Universe
02.27.17 | My god, these are fantastic | Papa Universe
09.10.17 | Let's be honest, you'll never top your Arcade Fire write-up. Face it, kid. | butcherboy
09.10.17 | hahaha, probably not, though I'm partial to the Springsteen one personally..
should do another one of these | danielcardoso
09.10.17 | Definitely lol. | Sinternet
09.10.17 | this is retarded | Papa Universe
09.10.17 | Many are retarded and we celebrate them as heroes, so why can't we do the same with this thread? | AlexKzillion
09.10.17 | This series needs a reboot | butcherboy
09.10.17 | I'll give it a go.. | Papa Universe
09.10.17 | you do that | butcherboy
09.10.17 | I'm afraid I'll never match my past glories.. | Papa Universe
09.10.17 | you won't... but it doesn't mean you shouldn't try | butcherboy
09.10.17 | I admit I'm not the bright-eyed witty young man I was when I joined the site right months ago.. | SandwichBubble
10.01.17 | delete this | Papa Universe
10.01.17 | Don't you have some Sonic Youth to listen to? Go do that, you honey-spoiler. | butcherboy
10.01.17 | i'll delete this when they invent a time machine and refund me the time i spent listening to these namby-pamby art mannequins making whoopee cushion noises.. |
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