alienobserver: just lost my virginity fellas

alienobserver 02.26.17	validate me you sweaty nerds
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 02.26.17	Throwback to 2009.
LoLifant 02.26.17	nobody cares tbh
SandwichBubble 02.26.17	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=barWV7RWkq0
talktothehead 02.26.17	Jesus christ stop fucking bragging man you're making me feel bad about myself :( :( :( :( :(
EphemeralEternity 02.26.17	how much did she charge
alienobserver 02.26.17	"Jesus christ stop fucking bragging man you're making me feel bad about myself :( :( :( :( :(" i dont think i can live with myself anymore take me away boys
alienobserver 02.26.17	"'how much did she charge" get this : she payed for an uber to drive me to her house. whos the hooker now loser.
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 02.26.17	BallsDeep solicits dick pics online so don't mind him.
DominionMM1 02.26.17	lol congrats dude
alienobserver 02.26.17	"BallsDeep solicits dick pics online so don't mind him." where do i send mine
EphemeralEternity 02.26.17	you and your strange fantasies ghost alien don't get so defensive you just lost you v's you should feel liberated. You wouldn't be lying to us now would you son?
50iL 02.26.17	I mean cool I guess
Sinternet 02.26.17	took this long huh
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 02.26.17	"where do i send mine" His email was bogan666@hotmail.com
alienobserver 02.26.17	"alien don't get so defensive you just lost you v's you should feel liberated. You wouldn't be lying to us now would you son?" no sir right hand on the bible
alienobserver 02.26.17	"took this long huh" someone needs a good ol 5 posting to put them back in their place
Sinternet 02.26.17	wait how old are you actually
alienobserver 02.26.17	"wait how old are you actually" 16 in april
talktothehead 02.26.17	he's 13 sint so he's got you beat by 6 years
talktothehead 02.26.17	oh what ur 16? uh...,,,,
alienobserver 02.26.17	"he's 13 sint" mentally yes
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 02.26.17	Dude 15 isn't even long at all tbh. That's early for most people.
Flugmorph 02.26.17	fuckin champ
alienobserver 02.26.17	"Dude 15 isn't even long at all tbh. That's early for most people." "fuckin champ" i did it for my brodies here at sputnikmusic dot com i love you boys come here group hug
Spluger 02.26.17	Was it worth it
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 02.26.17	The best part's gonna be when she calls you in a few weeks and says she's late.
alienobserver 02.26.17	"Was it worth it" probably not no
YakNips 02.26.17	great job
alienobserver 02.26.17	"The best part's gonna be when she calls you in a few weeks and says she's late." im too young to die
alienobserver 02.26.17	"great job" thanks dad
anat 02.26.17	i never lose
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 02.26.17	"probably not no" > 2 minutes or nah?
talktothehead 02.26.17	can you kill me alien?
EphemeralEternity 02.26.17	'His email was bogan666@hotmail.com' gottem
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 02.26.17	Got eeeeeeeeeeeeeem.
alienobserver 02.26.17	"> 2 minutes or nah?" yeah i went for like an hour lmao
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 02.26.17	Why you still use a hotmail tho?
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 02.26.17	"yeah i went for like an hour lmao" Something ain't right here tbh.
TheSpaceMan 02.26.17	Nice get checked
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 02.26.17	Is your dick broken or is her vagina a black hole?
EphemeralEternity 02.26.17	wasn't aware i did still use it tbh
alienobserver 02.26.17	"Something ain't right here tbh." i beat it earlier that day lol i didnt know i was gonna get some so i lasted way longer
alienobserver 02.26.17	"can you kill me alien?" idk how much u payin
EphemeralEternity 02.26.17	maybe he beat one out in the uber?
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 02.26.17	I feel like I'd be more angry than anything else if it took me an hour to cum.
alienobserver 02.26.17	"I feel like I'd be more angry than anything else if it took me an hour to cum." i was just enjoying the ride tbh but it was a little offputting ngl
talktothehead 02.26.17	I'll pay you 10$ alien
TheSpaceMan 02.26.17	Yeah an hours like round 3
alienobserver 02.26.17	yall wanna hear the best part
EphemeralEternity 02.26.17	so a girl calls you up and is so desperate to milk you that she offers to pay for your uber? idk brah you can see why im a little skeptical
alienobserver 02.26.17	i had to put the tv on for some white noise so her parents didnt wake up and the minions movie came on about 30 minutes in
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 02.26.17	Even round 3 that would be too fuckin' long.
alienobserver 02.26.17	"so a girl calls you up and is so desperate to milk you that she offers to pay for your uber? idk brah you can see why im a little skeptical" bro dont hate me cause im beautiful
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 02.26.17	I was gonna ask jokingly if you were watching TV during cause that's just an agonizingly long time to be having sex.
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 02.26.17	Maybe Minions kill boners idk.
alienobserver 02.26.17	"I was gonna ask jokingly if you were watching TV during cause that's just an agonizingly long time to be having sex." i mean i liked it you know i was taking in the experience lol and it was a lot of trouble to get there as someone who doesnt even have a license so i figured id get the most out of it
EphemeralEternity 02.26.17	I definitely couldn't do the deed with minions playing i despise that film. Altho if it's a film i love that would distract me too. Just stick to music I reckon, something like Vomir would get her dripping
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 02.26.17	Nobody "likes it" and lasts an hour.
talktothehead 02.26.17	Maybe the foreplay lasted like 45 minutes?
alienobserver 02.26.17	"Nobody "likes it" and lasts an hour." different strokes different folks
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 02.26.17	Perhaps the stroke was your problem tbh.
alienobserver 02.26.17	actually now that im thinking about it foreplay was probably a good 30 min lol im just recounting the whole thing as sex in my head
talktothehead 02.26.17	"actually now that im thinking about it foreplay was probably a good 30 min lol im just recounting the whole thing as sex in my head" Yeah foreplay is fucking hot t bh
EphemeralEternity 02.26.17	did you cunnilingulize her?
alienobserver 02.26.17	"Yeah foreplay is fucking hot t bh" "did you cunnilingulize her?" yes and yes
Relinquished 02.26.17	yea spill the details to get the other users all hot-n-bothered
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 02.26.17	Shut up BallsDeep.
Sinternet 02.26.17	holy fuck it took you an hour lul
alienobserver 02.26.17	"holy fuck it took you an hour lul" i really didnt wanna post ur 5s but you are forcing the hand here
talktothehead 02.26.17	Sinternet i thought you said you were a virgin?
Sinternet 02.26.17	uhh since when?
alienobserver 02.26.17	i mean u were a large proponent of "Gay Space Communism" kinda speaks for itself
Relinquished 02.26.17	since that chin
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 02.26.17	Chinless wonderbois bring all the girls to the yard.
TVC15 02.26.17	Video or it didn't happen
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 02.26.17	99% sure Sint is straight despite the gay talk.
alienobserver 02.26.17	"Video or it didn't happen" got pics of the hickeys i gave her thats about it
alienobserver 02.26.17	"99% sure Sint is straight despite the gay talk." how can u say that this dude 100% yes homo
LoLifant 02.26.17	so how did his dick feel inside of you?
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 02.26.17	He's never actually struck me as gay.
TheSpaceMan 02.26.17	Lol hickeys
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 02.26.17	Lol hickeys [2] Showing that 15 year old spirit.
EphemeralEternity 02.26.17	fight me ghost you geriatric fuck
talktothehead 02.26.17	"i mean u were a large proponent of "Gay Space Communism" kinda speaks for itself" >implying gay people can't lose their virginities
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 02.26.17	Is 25 geriatric for Sput these days? Asking for a friend.
Sinternet 02.26.17	im straight with homoerotic tendencies
Sinternet 02.26.17	i promise you guys im more normal irl
alienobserver 02.26.17	>implying gay people can't lose their virginities communism was the more damning piece of virgin evidence i wasnt going for the gay angle on that one
EphemeralEternity 02.26.17	25 is like 60 in sputnik years so technically yes. in other news I helped a gay dude loose his ass v's on contiki last year in a foursome. I orchestrated a fucking foursome. I'm quite proud of my efforts although try not to think too deeply about it .
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 02.26.17	"im straight with homoerotic tendencies" Yea you've let your gay character act slip way too many times on here to not be straight tbh.
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 02.26.17	"25 is like 60 in sputnik years so technically yes." Sad then that you'd get stomped by a geezer.
alienobserver 02.26.17	25 is pretty average in sput years lol
TheSpaceMan 02.26.17	"i promise you guys im more normal irl" But the sweater
50iL 02.26.17	Holy shit this thread exploded like hell
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 02.26.17	Dunno, feel like most of you guys are younger.
50iL 02.26.17	Nah 18 is about the Sput avg age
talktothehead 02.26.17	"Yea you've let your gay character act slip way too many times on here to not be straight tbh." With this logic than i've let my straight character slip too much to be straight tbh
alienobserver 02.26.17	i made this thread once on an old account asking for advice and i said that i was asking here because there were older people and the age range i used as an example was 19-25 and everyone got triggered lmao
Sinternet 02.26.17	'But the sweater' the sweater was dope but i only wear it near christmas now it's flannel shirt time for the rest of the year
alienobserver 02.26.17	what sweater
Sinternet 02.26.17	uhh it was my old pic in the yearbook thread but i've got a more recent one now
ffs 02.26.17	nice! cumming with your dick feels really good, in my experience at least
alienobserver 02.26.17	sounds fake but ok
Sinternet 02.26.17	what experience would that be
alienobserver 02.26.17	zing
talktothehead 02.26.17	masturbation
alienobserver 02.26.17	ZING
ArsMoriendi 02.26.17	Why did you make a list about this?
talktothehead 02.26.17	The real question is why didn't you?
MO 02.26.17	no
Trebor. 02.26.17	"Lol hickeys" yeah you gotta upgrade to bite marks
ArsMoriendi 02.26.17	Hickeys suck They only feel good for like a few seconds and then you have a horrible mark to cover up for like a week
GuanoBumbershoot 02.26.17	Hopefully she wasn't too timid to let you know when you were just thrusting inner thigh. Easy rookie mistake.
TheSpaceMan 02.26.17	"yeah you gotta upgrade to bite marks" *lash welts
bach 02.27.17	you havent really lost your v-card until you get pissed on sorry
talktothehead 02.27.17	"you havent really lost your v-card until you get pissed on sorry" I can get down with this you
evilford 02.27.17	what a great thread. btw I'm 32 jic you guys need a reminder that I'm your grandpa
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ATallColdGlassOfBud 02.27.17	Excellent! Be sure to tell the boys and i about it tonight while we crack open a few beers :]
ianblxdsoe 02.27.17	good shit son proud of u
alienobserver 02.27.17	love u dad
EnyaFangirl 02.27.17	congrats on the sex
neekafat 02.27.17	pos