Unique Worst of 2016 awards
You say I'm late, I say I'm right on time! These are awards for worst music in various cathegories and in no particular order. Warning: This is purely subjective opinion.
And yes, I will be doing the Best Of list too. |
| 1 |  | Autechre
elseq 1-5
An honorary award to an album that made me go full rant mode |
| 2 |  | Six Feet Under
Graveyard Classics IV: The Number Of The Priest
The honorary lifetime achievement in being the worst thing in history of everything ever award |
| 3 |  | Dance Gavin Dance
Mothership
The most over-the-top pile of everything that you could only come up with album award.
1. SPOT |
| 4 |  | Cordova
Cordova
RUNNER UP |
| 5 |  | Nine Lashes
Ascend
The "Christian Rock being Christian Rock" album award
1.SPOT |
| 6 |  | Skillet
Unleashed
RUNNER UP |
| 7 |  | Lil Yachty
Lil Boat
The album that sounds the most like your classmate's first mixtape
1. SPOT |
| 8 |  | Desiigner
New English
RUNNER UP |
| 9 |  | Lukas Graham
Lukas Graham (Blue Album)
The most uninspired and formless Pop-Rock album award
1.SPOT |
| 10 |  | The 1975
I Like It When You Sleep, For You Are So Beautiful Yet So Unaware of It
RUNNER UP |
| 11 |  | Lost Salt Blood Purges
Only the Youngest Grave
The "longer means better, no matter how bad the material, right?" album award
1. SPOT |
| 12 |  | Hypno5e
Shores of the Abstract Line
RUNNER UP |
| 13 |  | Megadeth
Dystopia
The "sad-to-see-what-the-legends-have-become" album award
1. SPOT |
| 14 |  | Dream Theater
The Astonishing
RUNNER UP |
| 15 |  | Drake
Views
The "well-established-artist-releasing-an-utterly-boring-record" album award
1. SPOT |
| 16 |  | ASAP Ferg
Always Strive and Prosper
RUNNER UP |
| 17 |  | The Anchoress
Confessions of a Romance Novelist
The album that sounds the most like a fresh-out-of-highschool girl thinking she has what it takes to make an artsy Pop album
1. SPOT |
| 18 |  | Jessy Lanza
Oh No
RUNNER UP |
| 19 |  | Star Slinger
We Could Be More
An excruciatingly boring EP made for nobody award
1.SPOT |
| 20 |  | Lush
Blind Spot
RUNNER UP |
| 21 |  | Colours
Ivory
The most obnoxious Pop album that just rides off all the trends without really trying to make anything close to listenable - award
1.SPOT |
| 22 |  | Coasts
Coasts (LP)
RUNNER UP |
| 23 |  | Kero Kero Bonito
Bonito Generation
The most annoying album award
1.SPOT |
| 24 |  | Breaking Forms
Uno
RUNNER UP |
| 25 |  | TesseracT
Errai
The "Prog has never sounded so generic (which is saying something)" album award
1. SPOT |
| 26 |  | Issues
Headspace
RUNNER UP |
| 27 |  | Islands
Taste
The "Was it really a good idea releasing two albums with enough decent material to barely cover a single?" album award |
| 28 |  | Islands
Should I Remain Here, At Sea? |
| 29 |  | Stuck In The Sound
Survivor
The most tediously gutless album award
1. SPOT |
| 30 |  | The Tragically Hip
Man Machine Poem
RUNNER UP |
| 31 |  | M. Ward
More Rain
RUNNER UP |
| 32 |  | The Men
Devil Music
The most unlistenably underproduced album award
1. SPOT |
| 33 |  | Gesture
Gesture
RUNNER UP |
| 34 |  | Porcupine
State of the Union
RUNNER UP |
| 35 |  | Against The Current
In Our Bones
The most directionless and obnoxious Pop album award
1. SPOT |
| 36 |  | Sleigh Bells
Jessica Rabbit
RUNNER UP |
| 37 |  | No Fun
Photocopier Waltz
And finally, there are three albums that I doubt were even supposed to be good...yeah, somebody's trolling us, folks, somebody with an access to Bandcamp |
| 38 |  | Forest Of Harambe
Under The Sign Of Harambe |
| 39 |  | M. Savant Stifleson
thHibnørshir stemologicles |
| 40 |  | Bladee and Thaiboy Digital
AvP
And of course I have to put Bladee on here, because the fucker deserves it. |
| 41 |  | Bladee
Eversince |
| 42 |  | Slingshot Dakota
Break
And here's some godawful shit I've heard long after this list was made, so it's not incorporated in properly. |
| 43 |  | Lorelle Meets The Obsolete
Balance |
| 44 |  | Empire Of The Sun
Two Vines |
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