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Last Active 04-03-22 1:28 pm
Joined 12-01-15
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| Favorite Band Bios. What Are Yours?
These are a couple of my favorite funny band descriptions from the site. If you know of any others, let me know and I'll add them to the list. | | 1 |  | Typhoon (USA-OR)
White Lighter
"There are about 75 people in this band. One of the members carries 327 keys on his pants. The keyboardist dresses up as the Internet. One drummer has a ponytail. One drummer is eight feet tall. They all live together in a studio apartment in Portland,Oregon."
Also hard 5/5 album worth checking btw. | | 2 |  | Ghost (SWE)
Meliora
"Ghost is the name of a devil worshiping ministry, that in order to spread its unholy gospels and, furthermore, trick mankind into believing the end is ultimately a good thing, have decided to use the ever so popular rock music medium as a way to achieve their ends."
"This is Black Metal at its most original and deceiving"
"In May 2010 Ghost were contracted to a UK based gramophone company called Rise Above Ltd, who swore an oath stating that they will assist the group in the task of spreading their musical blasphemies through formats such as Compact Discs, Long Playing Vinyl Records and Digital Downloading." | | 3 |  | The Dillinger Escape Plan
Calculating Infinity
"They are known for the intensity and too close for comfort violence of their live shows, which have been known to feature stage-diving and fire-breathing. The band is rumored to choose their music's time signatures with the aid of dice, or with the use of some kind of code, but this is purely speculation." | | 4 |  | Chevelle
Vena Sera
"Chevelle is an alternative 3.8/5 metal band from Grayslake, IL."
Drifter | | 5 |  | Dick Black
A Taste Of Dick Black
"Dick Black is a Scottish musician that will leave you thirsty for more."
50iL | | 6 |  | Young Thug
JEFFERY
"Young Thug is f***ing that n***a man"
onionbubs | |
Drifter
12.22.16 | Chevelle is prob my favorite even though it's one joke | bgillesp
12.22.16 | It is a pretty good one though. We just need a couple people to 1 wonder whats next and it'll fall in line with the rest. | 50iL
12.22.16 | Yah Chevelle is easily the best
Well, the Dick Black one is amazing too | bgillesp
12.22.16 | Yeah, I think the album name is better than the description though. Keep 'em cummin | onionbubs
12.22.16 | Young thug | bgillesp
12.22.16 | I'm off to run 10 miles. I'll update this when I get back if anyone has any more | GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
12.22.16 | Ha my Chevelle bio joke lives on after it got deleted multiple times. Fuck the police. | GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
12.22.16 | Now that NC fell and Hats Off bumped it stands even stronger today. | GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
12.22.16 | "Chevelle is an alternative metal band from Grayslake, IL, that specializes in crafting 3.8 albums."
Original wording was better tho. | SmileNerd
12.22.16 | haha that is funny shit feature this plz | DoofusWainwright
12.22.16 | Oh man I should write some of these | Joeman82
12.23.16 | Young Thug's is amazing, and the part about the dice in Dillinger's bio made me laugh | OSEL
01.24.17 | lol 3.8 |
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