theacademy: OK fuckers (marvel movies)

theacademy 11.30.16	7/7 album art
Sevengill 11.30.16	Ant-man was super lame but at least you got 1, 2, and 5 near the top
theacademy 11.30.16	did u see every scene with michael pena
JWT155 11.30.16	Everyone talking about Marvel movies while I think the new Scorsese film looks legit AF
MarsKid 11.30.16	Civil War is definitely low-tier Marvel.
Satellite 11.30.16	i pretty much agree with this if you swap 1 and 2. dr. strange did nothing for me. being impressed by cgi wankery in 2016 means you have an undeveloped brain, like a cat chasing a laser pointer that it'll never catch. it was a masterpiece of transparently pandering to the chinese market tho.
bentheREDfan 11.30.16	Only one I like here is Ant-Man. The original Spiderman trilogy is great, new spidey looks decent. I actually have more hope in both DC and the Marvel Netflix exclusives.
Satellite 11.30.16	"The original Spiderman trilogy is great" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lju1vCkfmk
MarsKid 11.30.16	Can't forget the third movie man.
Sevengill 11.30.16	I was SO hoping that link would be dancing Peter Parker and I was not disappointed
polyrhythm 11.30.16	yeah these movies are all pretty terrible
MO 11.30.16	lmao acad bro age of ultron was not that good. the sarcasm that came from ultron was so cringey. also that ending battle in that church/temple was just a clusterfuck entirely, couldn't focus on anything it was just a CGI nightmare
MarsKid 11.30.16	I'm not the biggest Marvel movie fan either, but I love Guardians. It's too fun.
NastyCrab 11.30.16	"being impressed by cgi wankery in 2016 means you have an undeveloped brain" careful not to cut yourself on that edge bro!!!
Sinternet 11.30.16	every marvel movie i've seen has been shit
porcupinetheater 11.30.16	This list includes 7 too many movies
Scarce 11.30.16	2 is 1, and Ant-Man sort of sucked. It had its moments, but it was p boring and generally just not that gud.
smaugman 11.30.16	doctor strange was cool
Sinternet 11.30.16	Antman was the least worst one i saw
polyrhythm 11.30.16	least worst was the first Avengers or maybe the first Iron Man, the rest can fuck right off GOTG ugh awful
Satellite 11.30.16	yeah but you thought mikehunt would make for a good username so your judgment is suspect at best
DrGonzo1937 11.30.16	Winter Soilder hands down the best Marvel film so far. Next to the 1989 Punisher film that is.
neekafat 11.30.16	Wut a fukk boi
theacademy 11.30.16	i love that were all in agreement here
theacademy 11.30.16	big pun > jane's punisher > other punishers
Storm In A Teacup 11.30.16	big pun's son tho
Storm In A Teacup 11.30.16	http://www.sputnikmusic.com/bands/Chris-Rivers/52413/
Trebor. 11.30.16	Civil War was really bad
DamnVanne 11.30.16	Comical
AlexKzillion 12.01.16	Transformers>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
polyrhythm 12.01.16	I mean blockbuster movies in general are anti-art spectacles of vulgar excess with no depth or creativity and are kinda lil' bit heralding the collapse of Western civilisation sorta but I mean shit if you're going to spend several hundred million dollars on a fucking obnoxious formulaic hot CGI mess of an insult to the cinematic medium at least make it fun to watch jeez
Satellite 12.01.16	we get it man, you masturbate to truffaut.
polyrhythm 12.01.16	yep, there's nothing in between superhero franchises and b&w arthouse, nothing at all
Satellite 12.01.16	yep, that's what i was implying. exactly that.
polyrhythm 12.01.16	yep agreed
FullOfSounds 12.01.16	Superhero movies are dumb fun
polyrhythm 12.01.16	except most of them aren't even fun like wtf
Satellite 12.01.16	agreed
Tyler. 12.01.16	Civil war was awful tbh
Tyler. 12.01.16	Wasn't
ScuroFantasma 12.01.16	Does Deadpool count? But yeah first Avengers, first Iron Man, Gaurdians, Civil War, and Dr. Strange are my faves.
pinniped 12.01.16	Haven't seen all of these but age of ultron was 2.5 hours of one liners and explosions. Guardians was ok. Ant man was disappointing cause I was expecting Brian Fantana with a cape. Also I like Spiderman 3....
TheGreatQ 12.01.16	The only Marvel movies I actually liked were the first Iron Man, Captain America, and Winter Soldier.
theacademy 12.01.16	deadpool doesnt count but it would be up there in the top 3 along with x-men 2: x men united we stand
RogueNine 12.01.16	Well you got 1 right.
Emim 12.01.16	Winter Soldier is at least top three.
Storm In A Teacup 12.01.16	I still haven't seen Apocalypse lol and yeah Winter Soldier is top three with Guardians and idk, uh, Deadpool?
Storm In A Teacup 12.01.16	the threshold between the first and second Captain America...
theacademy 12.01.16	winter soldiar was ok but it wasnt funny at all honestly 99% of that movie's importance is rooted in agents of shield, which is better than all of the movies combined
ShadowRemains 12.01.16	been going through chuck (series) recently, would rather have a movie of that than another marvel universe one
theacademy 12.01.16	oh man chuck was so good for a while (pre-brandon routh)
ShadowRemains 12.01.16	season 4 was good too, ending was crappy and needs closure oh and yvonne strahovski might be single handedly responsible for my affinity for blondes currently
Emim 12.01.16	Yvonne Strahovski though
theacademy 12.01.16	sarah
theacademy 12.01.16	that orange uniform
ShadowRemains 12.01.16	swoon also the one when they went on their first actual date
Emim 12.01.16	One of my favorite will they won't they story arcs
neekafat 12.01.16	Someone please explain to Storm why Deadpool doesn't count, because I don't wanna be that guy
ShadowRemains 12.01.16	"One of my favorite will they won't they story arcs" i'm surprised they're not a real-life couple actually
sempiturtle 12.01.16	Guardians is obvious #1 for me. Civil War is #2. Winter Soldier is #3. Doctor Strange was awesome. Both Avengers films are good. First Iron Man is good, second was meh, third one sucked. Thor movies suck. First Captain movie sucked. Ant-Man sucked. What am I missing? Oh, and X-Men>MCU all day.
neekafat 12.01.16	Honestly the Hulk movie's the only one I don't like much
Emim 12.01.16	The X-men franchise only has 3 great movies. The worst MCU movie is better than most of Sony's work.
theacademy 12.01.16	x-men movies ranked: X2: X-Men United Deadpool X-Men: Days of Future Past The Wolverine X-Men: First Class X-Men X-Men: Apocalypse X-Men Origins: Wolverine X-Men 3: The Last Stand Sony's output fwiw: Spider-Man 2 Spider-Man The Amazing Spider-Man The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Ghost Rider Spider-Man 3 Note: not including Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance from 2012, which was bad, but that was co-produced with Marvel so you cant blame Sony
theacademy 12.01.16	Spider-Man 2 and the top 5 x-men movies shit on most of the MCU
sempiturtle 12.01.16	I'd rank X-Men as: Days of Future Past Deadpool Apocalypse First Class X2 X-Men The Last Stand Origins: Wolverine The Wolverine And yeah, the top 5 here shit all over most MCU films.
theacademy 12.01.16	the wolverine on the bottom are you fucking insane
zaruyache 12.01.16	You cannot seriously put the jumbled mess that was Apocalypse above First Class.
Emim 12.01.16	Spiderman 2 and X2 are fantastic. The rest are enjoyable at best and atrocious at worst. Also putting The Wolverine at the bottom is laughable.
BeyondCosby 12.01.16	Antman was boring and emotionless. The Incredible Hulk is missing.
zaruyache 12.01.16	The train fight sequence is one of the best moments in all of Marvel kthx.
sempiturtle 12.02.16	I literally saw The Wolverine once (in theaters) and it bored the living hell out of me. Did I miss something?
RogueNine 12.02.16	Not really.
Storm In A Teacup 12.02.16	"Someone please explain to Storm why Deadpool doesn't count, because I don't wanna be that guy" You can try, you will fail.
zaruyache 12.02.16	because Acad's list is about Disney-Marvel films whereas Deadpool falls into the Fox-Marvel continuity.
theacademy 12.31.17	age of ultron was so fucking good
Papa Universe 12.31.17	no
neekafat 12.31.17	Civil War is 1
theacademy 12.31.17	yes
theacademy 12.31.17	wow no shut up
Papa Universe 12.31.17	neither of you are right
Deathconscious 12.31.17	who really cares, theyre just dumb popcorn movies. idk how anyone feels passionately about any of them.
neekafat 12.31.17	Hey people care about Taylor Swift and I don't get it, leave my film poptimism alone
sempiturtle 12.31.17	Age of Ultron had so much promise but the comedy ruined the entire film tbh
Deathconscious 12.31.17	Sounds like a lot of movies these days. Everything has to be a comedy.
neekafat 12.31.17	Bet you loved Batman v Superman then
Deathconscious 12.31.17	Didnt see it and i probably never will.
Sevengill 12.31.17	ew, Ant Man
Sevengill 12.31.17	"comedy ruined the entire film" dude, "I was born yesterday" and the hammer lift were gold
sempiturtle 12.31.17	Oh yeah not all the jokes were bad but every time there was an actual tense moment they seemed to try and cram in out-of-place jokes which really hurt the film as a whole.
Divaman 12.31.17	1 is 1
Sevengill 12.31.17	alright that's fair. there were a few odd "was that funny?" moments and then there was "go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep..." xD