ZippaThaRippa: Sputnimals Unite!

ZippaThaRippa 11.07.16	Animals of Sput, you don't need to hide anymore
ZippaThaRippa 11.07.16	Also, if adorable waifu were a kind of animal, Arch would be on here
Relinquished 11.07.16	uhhh
ZippaThaRippa 11.07.16	No he's actually a horse it's like you haven't even met him
Feather 11.07.16	I'm a bunny
onionbubs 11.07.16	I'm an onion So i'm animal food pre much
TheSpirit 11.07.16	What am I
ZippaThaRippa 11.07.16	"So i'm animal food pre much" I wouldn't eat you "What am I" http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Spirit
TheSpirit 11.07.16	Ooooh
onionbubs 11.07.16	"I wouldn't eat you" thx dude being not eaten is pre sweet so
TVC15 11.07.16	Porcupinetheater is a porcupine
VaxXi 11.07.16	fucking. furries.
BallsDeep 11.07.16	I live i dysphoria I look like a young brad Pitt but I feel like a ant-eater on the inside
macman76 11.07.16	I'm the sixers moose mascot from a fan vote superimposed on Rolando McClain
ZippaThaRippa 11.07.16	Fuck off L0tusFl0wer
VaxXi 11.07.16	I only throw insults as i cannot cope with the feelings of being a racoon deep down inside please do not judge me for my violent outbursts.
ZippaThaRippa 11.07.16	Can I judge you for being a lame little poophead?
Sinternet 11.07.16	i'm a-mei-zing
VaxXi 11.07.16	i thought we were friends zip
ZippaThaRippa 11.07.16	Is your whole life Overwatch or what? Not that there's anything wrong with that, mine would be too if I had a decent computer to play it on. Just asking
ZippaThaRippa 11.07.16	"i thought we were friends zip" You thought wr0ng. I'm a bear not a wolf. I hunt al0ne. I mean probably. I was raised in suburban Seattle so I didn't actually do too much hunting. I did forage blueberries from the bushes in our backyard though.
Pon 11.07.16	Typing out 106 reviews with hooves is tough.
VaxXi 11.07.16	life as a racoon is hard. as i can only indulge in garbage.
ZippaThaRippa 11.07.16	"life as a racoon is hard. as i can only indulge in garbage." Was gonna be cheeky and ctrl c ctrl v a couple embarrassing 5s from your ratings and say something like 'makes sense' but I don't think I know any of those albums except for Like Clockwork and that shit is good
VaxXi 11.07.16	"Was gonna be cheeky and ctrl c ctrl v a couple embarrassing 5s from your ratings and say something like 'makes sense'" that was the joke i was trying to set up. my taste is a solid 7/10 dont hate.
ZippaThaRippa 11.07.16	Worst thing I could find was Blue October but I also like Blue October so what can I do
VaxXi 11.07.16	blue october are a great band tbh
ZippaThaRippa 11.07.16	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyeJ55o3El0
BallsDeep 11.07.16	Life as an anteater can be gruelling, sometimes I wish I had a more wholesome diet than fucking ants but at least I've got a severely deformed head to help me get em
Sinternet 11.07.16	yeah atm although i start volunteer work this week so I won't feel like such a waste of space
MyNameIsPencil 11.07.16	probably a platypus is I
Lord(e)Po)))ts 11.07.16	I'm a average sized domestic cat under the illusion that I am a black Panther tbqh
ZippaThaRippa 11.07.16	The Black Panthers were dissolved as an organization in 1982 bud, I'm sorry
ZippaThaRippa 11.07.16	Also I don't think they ever made it as far as Canada
Relinquished 11.07.16	only 2 days
VaxXi 11.07.16	which is 2 more than most days
BallsDeep 11.07.16	Longer than most politicians irl tbh
VaxXi 11.07.16	its the little things you need to look out for
ZippaThaRippa 11.07.16	As a yu-gi-oh card do you consider yourself 2D or very narrowly 3D?
brainmelter 11.07.16	lmao i love it
TheTripP 11.07.16	Sloths are forever, dreams are for never...
Relinquished 11.07.16	lmao
Lord(e)Po)))ts 11.07.16	He's been a little bitch the entire time tho I'm not sure if that counts
SCREAM! 11.07.16	so do I pick my animal or is it assigned to me?
VaxXi 11.07.16	i know what ars said.
hal1ax 11.07.16	im a dung beetle
climactic 11.07.16	cringe
ZippaThaRippa 11.07.16	"so do I pick my animal or is it assigned to me?" Well that's actually a matter of some debate. I think the current stance is that it's assigned to you. But a lot of people are upset about that.
theBoneyKing 11.07.16	I'm a sentient boner
BallsDeep 11.07.16	Scream they're Assigned at birth altho you can pay a shady gypsy at the local flea market an extortionate amount to reassign you one if you're not happy
ZippaThaRippa 11.07.16	http://i.imgur.com/zrBVcxs.gifv I'm going to have nightmares.
Relinquished 11.07.16	^ beautiful. valiant reptile.
TheTripP 11.07.16	That was amazing, is that from Planet Earth 2?
ZippaThaRippa 11.07.16	No it's from reddit
TheTripP 11.07.16	...............
ZippaThaRippa 11.07.16	Yes it's from Planet Earth, JESUS
ZippaThaRippa 11.07.16	Don't give me that LOOK
evilford 11.07.16	I am a motor vehicle
Relinquished 11.07.16	a prefect vehicle
evilford 11.07.16	yup
Spec 11.07.16	doggo
TheTripP 11.07.16	See Zippa was that so hard :*
ZippaThaRippa 11.07.16	kinda
Koris 11.07.16	I'm a soccer ball
TheTripP 11.07.16	my profile pic on this site is actually a selfie
ZippaThaRippa 11.07.16	Your neckbeard is incredible
FullOfSounds 11.07.16	Frog reporting for duty m/
Tyler. 11.07.16	What animal am I someone tell me
TheTripP 11.07.16	thanks really took time to grow @Tyler. Tyler the Tiger
AdoreSwancore 11.07.16	I'm actually a Goose, but 'Goosecore' isn't a thing so I pretend to be a swan as most other species can't tell the difference between us and swans.
ZippaThaRippa 11.07.16	Waterbirbs are lesser birbs
Tyler. 11.07.16	That sounds so tacky tho
uhh 11.07.16	can I be a tortoise?
Spec 11.07.16	shoegaze isn't even a real genre
TheTripP 11.07.16	tyler the naked mole rat
AdoreSwancore 11.07.16	"Waterbirbs are lesser birbs" wow and there was me thinking this list was a safe place where everyone could finally be themselves.
ZippaThaRippa 11.07.16	4x weakness to electric not even worth it Swans are gay and their music isn't good
Tyler. 11.07.16	Reported
Relinquished 11.07.16	idk can you??
wtferrothorn 11.07.16	What animal am I someone tell me [2]
TheTripP 11.07.16	not again
TheTripP 11.07.16	@wtferrothorn peacock
VaxXi 11.07.16	You're a Pokemon ferro
DrMaximus 11.07.16	Honey badger
wtferrothorn 11.07.16	I mean, idk if this http://pm1.narvii.com/5755/57b1271db391321aad7f58f5c8c02c1dba9b1c43_hq.jpg can be considered an animal
BallsToTheWall 11.07.16	I'm a proud jellyfish from Florida. I'll sting ya if you irk me.
ZippaThaRippa 11.07.16	Young Zip remembers you as a Panther
ArsMoriendi 11.07.16	@ferro: It's a plant, just like you
Egarran 11.07.16	http://i.imgur.com/zrBVcxs.gifv Wow that was epic. Like some 30's stop motion with no idea how animals actually behave.
BallsToTheWall 11.07.16	My fanmanship was to the Panthers and perhaps it still is but I hold Portugese man-o-war and jellyfish closer to my heart.
Egarran 11.07.16	Also r/natureismetal is an awesome sub. https://gfycat.com/GrotesqueDecentElver
ZippaThaRippa 11.07.16	"My fanmanship was to the Panthers and perhaps it still is but I hold Portugese man-o-war and jellyfish closer to my heart." Hail and Kill, brother
ZippaThaRippa 11.07.16	"https://gfycat.com/GrotesqueDecentElver" Reported, fuck you.
Dylan620 11.07.16	Naked mole rat EDIT: Dammit I didn't realize that was already taken Australian cockatiel, then
DamnVanne 11.07.16	I am a sharkape, conceived of forbidden love in a forgotten grotto on the edge of the Earth.
ZippaThaRippa 11.07.16	Impressive
Egarran 11.07.16	Sorry. http://i.imgur.com/mNcyhd0.gifv
Avagantamos 11.07.16	I am a cat
BlazinBlitzer 11.07.16	Wolf/Dolphin Hybrid.
Flugmorph 11.07.16	birbs of prey unite!! CAW CAW CAW CAW
RogueNine 11.08.16	Clearly I am a cat armed with a machine gun.
Egarran 11.08.16	Has someone chosen larva yet? http://i.imgur.com/izcVRXt.gifv
Flugmorph 11.08.16	Metal as duck
porcupinetheater 11.09.16	"Porcupinetheater is a porcupine" You're gosh darn right, TVC, you're gosh darn right. Also, congrats on coming out, Zip, it's good to be a creature
Flugmorph 01.11.17	good times
TVC15 01.11.17	TVC15 - Some kind of subhuman parasite, idk
TVC15 01.11.17	Yeah I'm worse than sub human parasites
Flugmorph 01.11.17	they just wanna get along u know
Dewinged 01.11.17	I was once a butterfly.
Egarran 01.11.17	Now you are pinned to human existence. Alas.
DinosaurJones 01.11.17	Ankylosaurus plz
Flugmorph 01.11.17	you ded
DinosaurJones 01.11.17	:O I was unaware
DoofusWainwright 01.11.17	I typed in 'doofus animal' and the first thing that came back was 'Pandas: Nature's adorable doofus' so I guess that settles that.
DoofusWainwright 01.11.17	All I know is when I finally have my own dog there's no way I'm not calling it Doof
DinosaurJones 01.11.17	My friend's cat is named Doof!
DoofusWainwright 01.11.17	Your friend is awesome, is it a platonic thing?
DinosaurJones 01.11.17	Despite my friend being named Kelly, it is a platonic thing. He's not happy about his name.
Egarran 01.11.17	"Cat" is clearly a euphemism.
DoofusWainwright 01.11.17	Take it up the doof
Cimnele 01.11.17	same