Polyethylene
10.28.16 | just awful |
SandwichBubble
10.28.16 | "Blink-Floyd" "The Jackson 5 Finger Death Punch" lol
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Rolling Girl
10.28.16 | This is what I've always wanted. |
onionbubs
10.28.16 | "Godspeed You! Black Machalite" lol |
Artuma
10.28.16 | mewithoutU2 fuck that's a nice one |
Snake.
10.28.16 | delete this |
Polyethylene
10.28.16 | *delet |
DungeonBoy
10.28.16 | Haters gonna hate, some of these are pretty hilarious.
Taking Back Sunnday O))) |
ExecutiveExecuterexe
10.28.16 | Great list |
GeorgeWBush
10.28.16 | Actually, Queen Crimson might be p cool. |
Spacesh1p
10.28.16 | Feature this |
Spacesh1p
10.28.16 | Ween Theater lol sounds like an old porn cinema. |
Polyethylene
10.28.16 | ^ two tickets please |
theBoneyKing
10.28.16 | 26 actually sort of exists:
https://bulletformybloodyvalentine.bandcamp.com/ |
BeyondCosby
10.28.16 | I loved this haha |
Polyethylene
10.28.16 | "26 actually sort of exists"
I wanted a godawful metalcore shoegaze crossbreed, not above average drone :'[ |
TheSpaceMan
10.28.16 | Endorsed |
elliootsmeuth
10.28.16 | I got a chuckle out of this. |
theBoneyKing
10.28.16 | "wanted a godawful metalcore shoegaze crossbreed, not above average drone :'["
Sorry to disappoint |
Polyethylene
10.28.16 | ffs Boney |
50iL
10.28.16 | Lmao good job |
FullOfSounds
10.28.16 | these are fucking hilarious |
MrSirLordGentleman
10.28.16 | Black Purple |
MrSirLordGentleman
10.28.16 | 13, 21 and 58 are the best |
Polyethylene
10.28.16 | Nirvanamanaguchi Mane |
Masochist
10.28.16 | I'm surprised hardly anyone else has tried their hand at this. Are we not supposed to join in the fun? I don't have too many, but I have some:
- Godspeed You! Big Black Emperor
- Deafheaven Shall Burn
- Amberlin Pacific
- Thriced Earth
- OneRepublic Enemy
- Beastie Boys 2 Men Without Hats
- The Black Monkees
- Switchfoot Engage
- Gatsby's American Football Dream
- The Gaslight Manifesto
- The Will Smiths
- Lil' Chimaira
- He Is John Legend
- Dredg Hot Chili Peppers
- 36 Atheists
[EDIT]
- Harvey Milk Hotel |
Polyethylene
10.28.16 | OneRepublic Enemy fuck yes |
Masochist
10.28.16 | "Nirvanamanaguchi Mane"
Wow...better than my whole damn list. |
Polyethylene
10.28.16 | thanks, I'm here all week. keep 'em coming folks |
oisincoleman64
10.28.16 | Aesop Rocky
Arcade Fireworks
BABYMETALLICA
The Kinks-182
Bloc PartyNextDoor
Miles Davis Bowie
Brand New Order
The Decemburzumists
Girls Aloud Nothings
Old Play/Cold Gray
Blood on the Dance Gavin Dance |
pjquinones747
10.28.16 | fuck |
Polyethylene
10.28.16 | god has forsaken us |
Masochist
10.28.16 | Foo Manchu Fighters
Rocket From The Script
Gorgyra
Three 6 Crazyfists (trying this name again)
SikTh:A.M.
Five Finger Dethklok |
Masochist
10.28.16 | Incubusdriver
Mastadon Ace (or Mastadon Killa, if you prefer) |
Polyethylene
10.29.16 | unprecedented madness itt |
Polyethylene
10.29.16 | Zapping Young Frank is the stupidest joke I've made anywhere ever |
Alastor
10.29.16 | Have A Nice Knife is a great band name.
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Rowan5215
10.29.16 | I would listen the fuck outta Taking Back Sunnday O))) to be perfectly honest
I JUST WANNA BRING YOU DOWN SO BADLY - take it O'Malley!
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAA |
Polyethylene
10.29.16 | haha true dat |
polyrhythm
12.06.16 | 6/10 list bruh |
TVC15
12.06.16 | Bon Jover
I tried |
ZippaThaRippa
12.06.16 | Mountain Witch + Witch Mountain
Witch Mountain Witch
Mountain Witch Mountain
the possibilities are endless |
polyrhythm
12.07.16 | "Bon Jover"
lmao |
Emim
12.07.16 | Alice in Bad Brains
Rascal Flatts the Drive-in
Linkin Parkway Drive
Pearl Jam of God
Queen of the Stone Age
Hank Williams the Third Eye Blind
The Weekday to Remember
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Avagantamos
12.07.16 | The Black Twilight Circle Takes the Square |
Avagantamos
12.07.16 | Aphex Twine |
Avagantamos
12.07.16 | Timegrouper
Paysage Iver
diSEMBOARDSOFCANADA
Wolves in the Infected Mushroom
Edge of Defeated Sanity
Tychosphere
Ash Boris
Wu-Tang Plan
Rotten Soundgarden
Nastodon
Lykathea In Flames
Faith No Morbid Saint |
MH18
12.07.16 | Death Tones
Company Slough Feg
Canibal Foxing
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Deathconscious
12.07.16 | Entertaining list. |
polyrhythm
12.07.16 | "Wolves in the Infected Mushroom"
"Pearl Jam of God"
"Wu-Tang Plan"
^ noice |
Dylan620
07.11.17 | Lambchop of God |
butcherboy
07.11.17 | hahahaha, some of these are fucking great |
ArsMoriendi
07.11.17 | "Ween Theater"
If this wasn't so funny I'd have you killed. |
polyrhythm
07.13.17 | forgot I made this, proud |
Dylan620
03.16.18 | The Dismemberists |
DoofusWainwright
03.16.18 | This is good |
DoofusWainwright
03.16.18 | Barkman Turner Overdrive Like Jehu |
Sniff
03.16.18 | Godspeed You! Black Malachite when? |
butcherboy
03.16.18 | this list is fucking fantastic!! |
polyrhythm
03.17.18 | This is 1.5 years old. Maybe I’ll come up with some more and rerelease it as Top 100 Worst Puns Poly Ever Made |
Dylan620
05.03.18 | Buffalo Tomassi |
TheSonomaDude
05.03.18 | wow, 2016 sputnik was edgy as fuck
"hurhur delete this XD"
stfu 2016 sputnik this is good |
BeyondCosby
05.03.18 | Parkway Park |
MrSirLordGentleman
05.03.18 | Still love this list |
Sharkattack
05.03.18 | Randy numan haha |
Dylan620
06.25.18 | Death Grips for Cutie |
Deathconscious
06.25.18 | Lordes of Canada might be cool actually. Also Kate Rush. Let her sing instead of Geddy Lee and i would probably love them. |
Dylan620
11.13.18 | Band of Sparklehorses |
StrikeOfTheBeast
11.13.18 | Cream Korn is my favorite. haha |
budgie
11.13.18 | black flag
combination of black sabbath and pink flag |
StrikeOfTheBeast
11.13.18 | Anal Tool |
Sevengill
11.13.18 | Godspeed You! Black Malachite is probably already on its way
Lady Gogurts wins |
hal1ax
11.13.18 | no means nopeth |
Hawks
11.13.18 | Men. |
hal1ax
11.13.18 | rage against me machine |
ArsMoriendi
11.13.18 | "Ween Theater"
Ew get your damn Dream Theater out of my Ween
"Robert Frapp"
Why do I want a Robert Fripp and Allison Goldfrapp collab now? |
ArsMoriendi
11.13.18 | The Red Hot Chelle Rae Peppers |
Dylan620
04.18.20 | Ulverate |
polyrhythm
05.01.20 | Florence Against the Machine |
Dylan620
12.29.20 | Matchboxvishnu Twenchestra |
YoYoMancuso
12.29.20 | D'Angelo Badalamenti would be sick |
dedex
12.29.20 | Sum 182 |
YoYoMancuso
12.29.20 | that being said, Bloodhound Gang of Youths |
Dylan620
05.08.26 | Billie Mogwailish |
cylinder
05.08.26 | Good bump, this is hilarious |
Dylan620
05.08.26 | The Weezerthans |
arthropod
05.08.26 | Megandeth Trainor |
Dylan620
10.06.26 | Deathspell Omegadeth
Lambchop of God
Lightning Bolt Thrower |
AlkemestRedux
10.06.26 | Lambchop of God lolol
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LouBreed
10.06.26 | How Mastodonna can possibly be bad?! Also at least 9, 14, 15, 17 and especially 40 would've slapped. Kate Bush is the only person who can be an adequate replacement for Geddy Lee |
DoofDoof
10.06.26 | Justin Tindersticks
Perfume GZA
Camel and the Sniffers
Tina Turnstile
Crazy Wundersparklehorse |
gabba
10.06.26 | The Chemical Allman Brothers Band |
Josh D.
10.06.26 | Mastodonna is good |
DoofDoof
10.06.26 | Mastodonna Summer |