BallsToTheWall: Handcuffs

BallsToTheWall 10.22.16	GOLDBERG!!!!!!! GOLDBERG!!!!!!
ArsMoriendi 10.22.16	Do I have put my handcuffs on ya mama? Do I have to keep you under lock and key?
Shemson 10.22.16	Adultery rules.
BallsToTheWall 10.22.16	And I just got Surf Nazis Must Die in the mail. Life is good.
TVC15 10.22.16	Especially wehn used for sex agreed
BallsDeep 10.22.16	especially when used on someone who doesn't want to wear them
Lord(e)Po)))ts 10.22.16	i agree but i know you better than to assume this has anything to do with sex with woman for you and is more likely about you doing some gay shit like putting on womans tights and handcuffing your right hand to your left ankle and hopping across a football field as fast as you can with a bottle of beer up your anus
Lord(e)Po)))ts 10.22.16	"Especially wehn used for sex agreed" you wouldnt know "especially when used on someone who doesn't want to wear them" r u police
ArsMoriendi 10.22.16	"i agree but i know you better than to assume this has anything to do with sex with woman for you and is more likely about you doing some gay shit like putting on womans tights and handcuffing your right hand to your left ankle and hopping across a football field as fast as you can with a bottle of beer up your anus" This is how gay babies are born^
BallsDeep 10.22.16	yeah a standard affair for balls(tothewall)
BallsToTheWall 10.22.16	Yep, just another casual Saturday for me Pots.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 10.22.16	lol
BallsToTheWall 10.22.16	This night is about to turn into a "I'ma buy some gas station sex pills, let's see what happens" kind of night and very quickly at that.
BallsDeep 10.22.16	the best kind of night right
BallsDeep 10.22.16	fuck me thrice I just noticed how many lists you've made sputnik is truly your personal diary lol
BallsToTheWall 10.22.16	I deleted about half my lists, lost a dozen reviews to a site purge and have about 4 other shitty alts so just try and imagine all the bullshit I've been able to conjure up for the past 9 something years. I just wish Andcas would have taken my joke article better.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 10.22.16	andcas is a lil bitch what did u expect
Sinternet 10.22.16	kid near me handcuffed his neck to a ceiling fan
Sinternet 10.22.16	though the handcuff was made of rope though
BallsToTheWall 10.22.16	How's he hanging now?
Spec 10.22.16	was your article really the reason he left?
Lord(e)Po)))ts 10.22.16	nice
someguest 10.22.16	"i agree but i know you better than to assume this has anything to do with sex with woman for you and is more likely about you doing some gay shit like putting on womans tights and handcuffing your right hand to your left ankle and hopping across a football field as fast as you can with a bottle of beer up your anus" post of the day lmfao
BallsToTheWall 10.22.16	Not sure but it definitely caught him when he was already in a state of great distress. Sputnik was not his safe zone it would seem.
BallsDeep 10.22.16	context pls
TheSpaceMan 10.22.16	handcuffs are fun yeah
Lord(e)Po)))ts 10.22.16	yeah balls list probably was just the final push after literally the entire site shitting on him for a month straight for being a scumlord and pissing on his ex-girlfriend
TheSpaceMan 10.22.16	was she an ex at the time of urination?
Deathconscious 10.22.16	id arrest you if i had...
EyesWideShut 10.23.16	could never get into handcuffs tbh keep replaying this in my head.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=For8y4DwOpA
Lord(e)Po)))ts 10.23.16	"was she an ex at the time of urination?" yes she cheated on him or something and broke his heart so he spite fucked her after they broke up one night and then while she was asleep he peed on her
Deathconscious 10.23.16	sounds made up.
hal1ax 10.23.16	around the time i joined this site i remember seeing some giant list where some guy was complaining about his dissociation issues (or something similar) and like everyone was making fun of him. was that andcas or someone else?
JigglyPDiddy 10.23.16	Handcuffs are pretty legit. Floggers and spiky gloves, too. Don't get me talking about blindfolds.
TheSpaceMan 10.23.16	pots thats fucked
Sinternet 10.23.16	anyone have an archive of this shit like it sounds hilarious every time i hear about it
JigglyPDiddy 10.23.16	#SputnikGhostStories
EyesWideShut 10.23.16	the funniest thing on Sput was when some dude compiled all of Hawks hilarious facebook posts and made a list out of em.. Hawks a real one.
Deathconscious 10.23.16	thats up there, yeah.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 10.23.16	"sounds made up." and? either way thats what he said and then he got bullied off the site
Deathconscious 10.23.16	we talking about balls or ballsdeep?
Lord(e)Po)))ts 10.23.16	neither
Tyler. 10.23.16	I am andcas alt
Sinternet 10.23.16	which do you think
Deathconscious 10.23.16	oh, andcas...
Deathconscious 10.23.16	"yeah balls list probably was just the final push" read it wrong.
Spec 10.23.16	I cant keep up with andcas now that absolutepunk is gone agreed rip
dbizzles 10.23.16	I'd drown you if I knew that your mother wouldn't cry.
JigglyPDiddy 10.23.16	"spite fucked her" ewww
Deathconscious 10.23.16	idk, sounds like it could be a good time.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 10.23.16	""spite fucked her" ewww" yep
BallsDeep 10.23.16	sounds like a pathetic cunt
Trebor. 10.23.16	hell yeah dude
BallsToTheWall 10.24.16	In the past 9 years I've seen a bevy of terrible users go out hilariously. Tribestos, Cravinov, Andcas...#NEVERFORGET