shamanicphysics: Alpha Male List.

deathschool 09.30.16	I'll pee on your beard, then I'll be alpha.
iloveyouall 09.30.16	let me shit in your mouth
MarsKid 09.30.16	I'm aroused.
deathschool 09.30.16	Real alphas use faux-alphas as toilets.
iloveyouall 09.30.16	I hate you so much that I'm tempted to change my username.
Snake. 09.30.16	one list per day
evilford 09.30.16	good list
demigod! 09.30.16	r u red pilled
iloveyouall 09.30.16	so how miserable and lonely are you (on a scale of 1 - 10: 10 being miserable to the point of wishing death upon yourself routinely)
Sinternet 09.30.16	an incel nice
iloveyouall 09.30.16	obfuscation and inability to clearly answer as a defence mechanism to protect yourself from the pain of admitting that no one loves you?
Futures 09.30.16	StrikeOfTheBeast Recycling the same stupid s* doesn't make you any better than I am "pal." All you do is start s* over the stupidest goddam reasons and bring out the worst in people. You are the definition of an awful user, and you were way worse than marktinyisgay, WAAAAAY worse. If you were twice as smart, you'd still be the stupidest **** I ever met here, and the best part of you ran down your mothers legs when you were born. September 30 12:23 AM • Remove
YakNips 09.30.16	dude having sex with girls is gay
iloveyouall 09.30.16	is this miketanno?
Futures 09.30.16	markteno
iloveyouall 09.30.16	fucking lol
iloveyouall 09.30.16	I thought it might've been a rejuvenated angrylittleadolf
user 09.30.16	I have sex with manywomen, with big booby and nice butt!
StrikeOfTheBeast 09.30.16	@iloveyouall Yes. I forget to add something to a sentence I wrote about breast cancer, and this wanker begins his idiotic rampage as usual.
Futures 09.30.16	yeah bro nobody is on your side lol
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TheMoonchild 09.30.16	I prefer Omega males.
demigod! 09.30.16	dickless
TheMoonchild 09.30.16	@sixdegrees That's basically like asking water not to be wet.
iloveyouall 09.30.16	aleister crowley was a tryhard
iloveyouall 09.30.16	well, now that the beginning has concluded, I'd say it's time to end yourself.
TheMoonchild 09.30.16	When you read a list by shamanicphysics before the quaaludes hit.
user 09.30.16	Is this a Periphery thread?
deathschool 09.30.16	this time it's listable.
Futures 09.30.16	no beta males like marktino
StrikeOfTheBeast 09.30.16	"no beta males like marktino" lol at how u consider yourself one
StrikeOfTheBeast 09.30.16	@sixdegrees u dont know marktino by now?
timebetweentrains 09.30.16	two scoops of NO Xplode and Slipknot's Iowa later... ALPHA
Archelirion 09.30.16	I accidentally read this and then remembered I'm not alpha Fuck What happens now?
iloveyouall 09.30.16	was being sarcastic by using the term 'alpha male'. you ever play a bethesda game using a pre-made character? most likely not. if you take in the philosophy of the 'alpha male' strongly enough that would be the equivalent to using that pre-made character. traits are modified based on tailored needs and drives.
Keyblade 09.30.16	what does that even mean friendly reminder that its just a game
TheMoonchild 09.30.16	was being sarcastic by using the term 'alpha male'. you ever play a bethesda game using a pre-made character? most likely not. if you take in the philosophy of the 'alpha male' strongly enough that would be the equivalent to using that pre-made character. traits are modified based on tailored needs and drives.
Futures 09.30.16	they're not interesting in any way, shape or form bro. melodies ain't interesting, they're pretty common face the facts bro
BrandNewEyes 09.30.16	wtf
iloveyouall 09.30.16	just accept the facts bro
BallsDeep 09.30.16	i'm the puppet master keep dancing for me
Futures 09.30.16	you keep doing just what i want you to do. it's really god damn hilarious. so yeah keep dancing
iloveyouall 09.30.16	balls, why do you keep following futures around? it's creepy
BallsDeep 09.30.16	that was just a nondescript comment man i didn't even realize Futures was here
Futures 09.30.16	yeah we all know that's bullshit kid
TheTripP 09.30.16	they're not interesting in any way, shape or form bro. melodies ain't interesting, they're pretty common face the facts bro, was being sarcastic by using the term 'alpha male'. you ever play a bethesda game using a pre-made character? most likely not. if you take in the philosophy of the 'alpha male' strongly enough that would be the equivalent to using that pre-made character. traits are modified based on tailored needs and drives.
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 09.30.16	Balls what's your email? I got that pic you asked for ready to go, tell me where to send it.
iloveyouall 09.30.16	log out of being
iloveyouall 09.30.16	self-proclaimed success is anything but.
SandwichBubble 09.30.16	❤ 💋 ❤ 💋 ❤ 💋 ❤ 💋 ❤ 💋 ❤ 💋 ❤ 💋 ❤ 💋 ❤ 💋 ❤ 💋 ❤ 💋 💋 A budding romance is forming before our very eyes. ❤ ❤ 💋 ❤ 💋 ❤ 💋 ❤ 💋 ❤ 💋 ❤ 💋 ❤ 💋 ❤ 💋 ❤ 💋 ❤ 💋 ❤ 💋
SandwichBubble 09.30.16	Two alphas fight for their dominance, waiting for the other to fall. but in the end they fall... for each other. Coming to theaters everywhere 2017
Polyethylene 09.30.16	IT'S CALLED Two... T-two alphas It's just called Two Alphas...
ArsMoriendi 09.30.16	We are not wolves
iloveyouall 09.30.16	Congratulations..You Won, It is not a joke, You are the 100000th visitor of the day, claim your winnings, ,
SandwichBubble 09.30.16	They were so alpha that they fought over who's name would be first in the title. had to scrap the whole thing and just title it "two alphas."
iloveyouall 09.30.16	user sandwichbubble showcasing his unparalleled stupidity and lack of humility the audience urges suicide
SandwichBubble 09.30.16	Cyanide is placed under the seats Oprah-style for just the occasion! They thought of everything!
iloveyouall 09.30.16	user sandwichbubble admits he is complicit in the act sentenced to life in prison raped every day perhaps user sandwichbubble should've listened to the audience after all 😂🔫
ArsMoriendi 09.30.16	Damn Sach makes rape jokes A new low?
SandwichBubble 09.30.16	SandwichTrouble: Don't Try Suicide🔫 Coming Late-2018
iloveyouall 09.30.16	it wasn't a joke, it was part of the narrative. are you that fucking stupid?
SandwichBubble 09.30.16	An ad for the sequel WITHIN the movie!... Brilliant! Stylistic!
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 09.30.16	Who cares if it was a joke Sput is ridiculous with the faux-outrage.
iloveyouall 09.30.16	ArseMorondi in: a night in ala
ArsMoriendi 09.30.16	Sach tries to pass his rape jokes off as "part of the narrative" Still made a rape joke
iloveyouall 09.30.16	and that's worse than sandwichbubble making a coordinated murder joke?
iloveyouall 09.30.16	and that's worse than your strange attraction to ala?
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 09.30.16	Does Sach support rape? Does he make excuses for rapists IRL? Does Sach rape women? No? Then Who. Fucking. Cares.
Futures 09.30.16	arsemorondi
ArsMoriendi 09.30.16	Damn Sach, you sure can dish it, but can you take it? I know SandwichBubble couldn't take it in prison
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 09.30.16	That a rape joke Ars?
iloveyouall 09.30.16	can all the young users you play around with take it?
ArsMoriendi 09.30.16	@Ghost: Unfortunately This website brings out the worst in me
iloveyouall 09.30.16	perhaps then you should log off permanently
ArsMoriendi 09.30.16	Sach, chill man, it's all in good fun Are you taking this thread seriously? Are you me from 2014?
iloveyouall 09.30.16	do you desire to showcase the worst of yourself on a regular basis?
iloveyouall 09.30.16	perhaps you could extend your pursuit of "youthful" music nerds outside of sput.
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 09.30.16	Too many people on this site legit think certain words and jokes are 100% off limits because something something something virtue signaling.
ArsMoriendi 09.30.16	If it gets users I like to rec me albums i enjoy, then why the fuck not? I mean that's why I'm here, for the music You're here for that too, right bud?
iloveyouall 09.30.16	don't call me bud like I'm your fucking chump. I'm not 15.
ArsMoriendi 09.30.16	Damn, are you actually being serious right now? Calm down Sach
iloveyouall 09.30.16	didn't you add a vulnerable ala on skype?
ArsMoriendi 09.30.16	Because the kid was going to kill himself and I wanted to talk him out of it How is that a bad thing?
iloveyouall 09.30.16	I hate to be cliché, but "that's what they all say" and you even have the gall to call me out for a stupid "joke" priceless
ArsMoriendi 09.30.16	Don't play dumb, he was shout boxing you about being suicidal too
demigod! 09.30.16	youre such a bitch sach quit bein such a bitch
iloveyouall 09.30.16	it was a "cry for your help" wasn't it arse?
ArsMoriendi 09.30.16	It was a cry for many people's help He told multiple people about it and I felt the need to help the kid I seriously don't understand why you're trying to incriminate me for trying to help someone, what's wrong with you dude?
iloveyouall 09.30.16	redacted
ArsMoriendi 09.30.16	The obvious, he didn't feel like broadcasting all of his problems to the entire website. He wanted to stop talking about it actually and I only way I successfully got the guy to vent out his problems was to Skype. And he literally told me, after hours of talking to him, that he'd make sure he'd put off killing himself because I listened to him and that further talks with him about his problems eventually made him not want to kill himself at all I'm not sure if he was being honest, but I sure hope so, remember that break he took from Sputnik that freaked a bunch of users out?
iloveyouall 09.30.16	you can just as easily delete shoutbox posts, but w/e I'm bored now and a part of me feels like ala was faking the whole time he reeked of one of those kids that sees depressed people around him and then starts imitating them so he can get some of the attention
Futures 09.30.16	he has threatened to kill himself about 15 times already. it's sad but there's nothing we can do
ArsMoriendi 09.30.16	"and a part of me feels like ala was faking the whole time he reeked of one of those kids that sees depressed people around him and then starts imitating them so he can get some of the attention" You could be right...
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 09.30.16	I only briefly interacted with him but 90% + of his comments made regarding sexuality, e.g., were clearly for attention and not legitimate.
iloveyouall 09.30.16	he said in my shoutbox he's been depressed for 6 years yet he attests to being 16 what 10 year old is depressed, and on top of that, what 10 year old is aware of being depressed?
Futures 09.30.16	yeah he obviously just wants a bit of attention, probably back here on an alt.
iloveyouall 09.30.16	and the ease at which he would leave the site and return, almost by-the-script 5 days later with an apology list was disgusting
iloveyouall 09.30.16	most notably of all, however, he only started playing the depressed guy when he figured out I was depressed.... do the maths.
ArsMoriendi 09.30.16	Damn, he told me it only started when he was 12 "what 10 year old is aware of being depressed?" True "I only briefly interacted with him but 90% + of his comments made regarding sexuality, e.g., were clearly for attention and not legitimate." Honestly, as much as I chatted with ALA on here, I'd be lying if I said he didn't annoying the fuck out of me
ArsMoriendi 09.30.16	"most notably of all, however, he only started playing the depressed guy when he figured out I was depressed.... do the maths." Didn't know that, honestly if it did turn out that he was just lying for attention, I think I'd literally hate him.
iloveyouall 09.30.16	i'll give him the benefit of the doubt but I'd be lying if I said I feel he was being genuine. there's a reason I stopped bothering with consolation
Futures 09.30.16	i still don't know how it's possible to be depressed as a 12 year old
iloveyouall 09.30.16	I mean, maybe in exceptional circumstances, but he seemed underdeveloped as fuck (mentally) and from a very stable middle class upbringing so....
DisdainfulChemist 09.30.16	i find the brainfuckery in this thread both admirable and startlingly amusing. perhaps it is not so funny that so many of our youth are sensitive, androgynous stunted child-beings, forever chasing the pop punk summer that they thought was promised to them. but as an older gentleman it is not quite so disconcerting - "not my problem" is, as far as im aware, the mantra of the millenial, and it grows more appealing as time passes. fuck it, as one might say
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 10.01.16	"i still don't know how it's possible to be depressed as a 12 year old" That's like what, 7th grade? I can definitely see it if you're not athletic or funny cause kids are fucking vicious at that age. Maybe he was fat, too. Be a pretty bad scenario for an unfunny, nonathletic, fat kid. Top if off maybe he was ugly? Could be rough.
Polyethylene 10.01.16	Implying sensitivity and androgyny are bad things Also pop punk is fucking awful, and something I'd much sooner associate with dudebros born in the late 80s
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 10.01.16	Poly GTFOH
Polyethylene 10.01.16	log out permanently, we've got more interesting alt-right users on here
DisdainfulChemist 10.01.16	trans, cans, and comic sans...it matters little to me. i judge character. and character is what you lack.
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 10.01.16	Yeah I'm alt-right. Nailed that one.
DisdainfulChemist 10.01.16	"alt right"? i think youve mistaken me for someone who takes the state of politics in the united states seriously. if you wake up in the morning stressed over trump saying mean things, you've lost the plot completely.
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 10.01.16	That was definitely directed at me.
romulanrancor 10.01.16	Great thread boiz
DisdainfulChemist 10.01.16	american politics is little more than celebrity gossip.
DisdainfulChemist 10.01.16	in fact, brangelina might be of more interest to me than trump's hands and hillary's sneezes. i quit voting once i realized what it really means
Futures 10.01.16	ghost alt right? jesus christ lol
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 10.01.16	Time to dust off my good 'ole MAGA hat. Who am I kidding? I wear that shit erryday.
alienobserver 10.01.16	i was a lot happier when i forgot ars existed
Futures 10.01.16	same
ArsMoriendi 10.01.16	I feel like your hate for me is a bit overboard
Futures 10.01.16	I was memeing dumbass.
ArsMoriendi 10.01.16	Okay and?
Futures 10.01.16	that's a quote from you
ArsMoriendi 10.01.16	I know, but like why even post it? It doesn't prove anything other than that fact I say stupid things sometimes You hate me because I sometimes say harmless stupid things?
CaimanJesus 10.01.16	Jesus Christ great thread
DisdainfulChemist 10.01.16	mind·ful·ness ˈmīn(d)f(ə)lnəs/ noun noun: mindfulness 1. the quality or state of being conscious or aware of something. "their mindfulness of the wider cinematic tradition" 2. a mental state achieved by focusing one's awareness on the present moment, while calmly acknowledging and accepting one's feelings, thoughts, and bodily sensations, used as a therapeutic technique.
Futures 10.01.16	big if true
BallsDeep 10.01.16	i still don't know how it's possible to be depressed as a 12 year old Spoken like a truly ignorant sheltered (Assumingly White privileged) moron. I'm not relating this to ala but what a ridiculous statement. I Thinks the poverty stricken 12yr old who's mothered passed away when they were 6 and who is routinely sexually abused by their father has very right and likelihood to feel...depressed, even if they can't express it or don't know the psychiatric term for what they're feeling.
Futures 10.01.16	yikes
Futures 10.01.16	Spoken like a truly ignorant sheltered (Assumingly White privileged) moron.
ArsMoriendi 10.01.16	@Balls: What an oddly specific example...
Frippertronics 10.01.16	embarrassing
BallsDeep 10.01.16	Sorry guys I don't suffer fools is all
Futures 10.01.16	Spoken like a truly dunderheaded (Assumingly retarded) generic metalhead.
iloveyouall 10.01.16	please refrain from posting on my shoutbox
Futures 10.01.16	Look bro Sometimes you've got to be cruel to be kind. I'm trying my best to turn you into a less ignorant less dogmatic and more liberal minded person. Maybe you'll thank me one day
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 10.01.16	Balls what's your email? I got that pic you asked for ready to go, tell me where to send it. [2]
sonictheplumber 09.06.18	nice
SandwichBubble 09.06.18	It was the best of times, it was the worst of times