ZippaThaRippa: If God was real...

ZippaThaRippa 09.21.16	Checkmate atheists
ArsMoriendi 09.21.16	🤒
Crymsonblaze 09.21.16	#GotEm
ZippaThaRippa 09.21.16	This happens to me something like once a year. Last year I got West Nile Virus.
Crymsonblaze 09.21.16	I get pretty bad bronchitis between september and october every single year, without fail. going on 16 days now and i'm finally starting to not feel like trash
TheTripP 09.21.16	West Nile! Holy hell how was that?
ZippaThaRippa 09.21.16	@CB Why? God Why?? @Aaron It was terrible. Basically your body aches in random places. You're never comfortable. You ache down to the bones. You're either too hot or too cold. Your throat hurts. Your eyes can't focus. You have no appetite and no thirst. You just basically lie there for a week and wait for it to go away. There is nothing you can do to be more comfortable. I was completely down for the count and unable to work. Hell I could barely stand.
ZippaThaRippa 09.21.16	I'm not a recluse, I go for walks every day that I'm not at work
FullOfSounds 09.21.16	But did you get more cheese
ZippaThaRippa 09.21.16	No. And I didn't get to cut my hair either.
FullOfSounds 09.21.16	damn Feel better dude.
BallsDeep 09.21.16	dear diary
ZippaThaRippa 09.21.16	Because that's what friends R4
MyNameIsPencil 09.21.16	"Last year I got West Nile Virus." jesus fuck dude
ZippaThaRippa 09.21.16	Apparently it happens to lots of people! And it's generally not fatal when you're young and healthy.
Shemson 09.21.16	Today I broke my middle toe on my left foot and then had to drive home for an hour. Definitely no god, confirmed.
Shemson 09.21.16	Also worth mentioning that I drive a manual so the left foot actually means something.
ZippaThaRippa 09.21.16	Holy shit, that sucks.
MyNameIsPencil 09.21.16	that sounds like hell
zakalwe 09.21.16	What if god was one of us. Just a slob like one of us. Best lyrics of all time, I'm welling up here.
JAV 09.21.16	Get stronger. Eat more dirt.
grannypantys 09.21.16	this is why you should never wash your hands. immaculate immune system
porcupinetheater 09.21.16	Maybe God just hates you Maybe God's a twobit redneck with a beer gut drinking Coors Light and trying to cope with his own Daddy issues by taking it out on his kids and anyone in the vicinity
Sinternet 09.21.16	maybe i am god
ZippaThaRippa 09.21.16	Wow you would be a really shitty god
Sinternet 09.21.16	blasphemy motherfucker hope ur sick for the rest of the year
porcupinetheater 09.21.16	If you're God and you have to hope that he's sick the rest of the year instead of commanding that he's sick the rest of the year than you're a pretty shitty God, yeah
Sinternet 09.21.16	im just a god with no godliness
Sinternet 09.21.16	no power but eternal bliss
porcupinetheater 09.21.16	I'm beginning to feel like a rap god (rap god)
iloveyouall 09.21.16	apparently kissing me cures all ailments, so go for it sickos.
ZippaThaRippa 09.21.16	You're a little far or I would
JAV 09.22.16	Get him sick too.
Egarran 09.22.16	God realized that it would end in catastrophe if you did your laundry.
porcupinetheater 09.22.16	Somebody telling you you're AIDS in a Sput thread doesn't count
Egarran 09.22.16	Come on, who didn't have AIDS during high school? Damn nerds, that's who.