heck: why don't you get a job?

Tyler. 08.31.16	Just be homeless like me it's fine who cares
laughingman22 08.31.16	provide a story/example whenever you mention a talent or trait you have. Not only does it provide proof it can also make you more memorable.
Maco097 08.31.16	Sell some dope and buy some pride The only thing you couldn't rob.
MyNameIsPencil 08.31.16	Just show up presentable, nice even and what laughingman said and don't eating ribs right before too especially if said ribs are covered in sweet, tangy barbecue sauce
heck 08.31.16	well, there go my plans for lunch
CaimanJesus 08.31.16	Offer your interviewer the chance to trade oral sex for a job
MyNameIsPencil 08.31.16	or embrace it and just douse yourself in it either/or, Hellscythe
heck 08.31.16	just oral? I'm more ambitious than that
CaimanJesus 08.31.16	You need to save that for when you want a promotion
heck 08.31.16	I'll be the bottom if it takes me to the top
CaimanJesus 08.31.16	That's the spirit
Calc 08.31.16	do research on the company you want to work for beforehand and incorporate it into your answers. wear nice business-y clothes, no jeans, no t-shirts. don't fidget, stay still. look the interviewer in the eye. formulate your answers before you speak, rambling is bad. I conduct interviews for my agency these are just some things that bother me
NordicMindset 08.31.16	my friend's got a girlfriend and he hates that bitch
Calc 08.31.16	he tells me everyday
Spec 08.31.16	he says man i really gotta lose my chick
Artuma 08.31.16	1. it sounds cheesy but seriously the most important thing is to be yourself, they will always see if you're faking it. if you're nervous, do something relaxing before the interview 2. like calc pointed out, do some research before getting in there because it's very likely they're gonna ask you something about it and that's also a way to prove you're genuinely interested in the job. there are also a lot of 'most asked job interview questions' lists in the internet, you could check some of them and try to figure how you'd answer them 3. dress up appropriately. this is where i disagree with calc, the way of dressing up depends on where you're applying to. if the job you wanna get is some kinda warehouse job you might not wanna dress too preppy but yeah generally what you're wearing also shows how interested you actually are
fuzzbuzzin 08.31.16	I'M NOT CRAZY IN AN INSTITUTION
smaugman 08.31.16	you should befriend old people so that they will change their will in favour of you
DinosaurJones 08.31.16	I don't know how much this applies, but I will say be persistent. I applied and was interviewed at my current job about 4 times over the course of a year and a half. Every time I was interviewed, I felt sure I would get it. The last time (and the time I got hired) I told them that I had been interviewed prior, and it would be my last attempt. I wanted the job, obviously, and they kept interviewing me, so obviously they saw something in me. After saying I wouldn't try again, they hired me.
danielcardoso 08.31.16	can't help you as far as tips go, but good luck regardless, hope it works out for ya :]
Tunaboy45 08.31.16	don't lie (but you can exaggerate your achievements) be yourself don't overthink it research the job so they know you're serious about wanting it and you've put some thought into it brush your teeth and make yourself presentable but don't go over the top shake their hand before you sit down, always a good start
Tunaboy45 08.31.16	I'm sure you'll do great!
Relinquished 08.31.16	eye contact is important as is in everyday life
Tunaboy45 08.31.16	eye contact is important but not to a creepy degree, you can look away every now and then when you're thinking
slikphuk 08.31.16	"ill be at the bottom if it takes me to to the top" yeah.... thats the spirit
Tunaboy45 08.31.16	best way to show you're having a good think by the way is to squint your eyes and look down, looking to your top right makes them think you're lying (even though that's been proven to be untrue)
zakalwe 08.31.16	Take out the shit piercings in your face, cover up tattoos. Listen and then respond.
Tunaboy45 08.31.16	Also instead of going 'ermmmmmmm' to allow yourself time to think, repeat the question they've just asked you. So for example they say "where do you see yourself in 5 years time?" (a pretty typical question), you'd go "hmm, where do I see myself in 5 years tiiiiiime...", buying yourself some time to think
Relinquished 08.31.16	"eye contact is important but not to a creepy degree" duh goes without saying
zakalwe 08.31.16	Alternatively storm in there and point at each interviewee while screaming "this has fuck all to do with you and it's all about me. I want the job so give it to me and I'll do it for a bit and if I don't like it I'll fuck it off. I want to know who does the LGBT rights around here and who I can contact in the morning if I'm a bit tired and don't feel like coming in. I want travel paid for, and I want to be able to display my Jack Skellington sleeve tatt cos it's cool as fuck." If you don't get the job, whine, complain and moan about it and blame brexit.
slikphuk 08.31.16	i hope u get the job hellscythe, i know ur character is going to be what your employer wants, and i hope the best for ya!
Artuma 08.31.16	one thing you should keep in mind as well is that they are looking for an employee who benefits the company so you might wanna think about why hiring you would be good for the company, not only why you'd like working there
bloc 08.31.16	Definitely have stories prepared. Ones that involve teamwork, how you took lead, how you followed, how you made a positive change or improvement in something. Always try to follow your action with a reaction. Like when you say "I did this..." also mention afterwards how it "...improved efficiency in this, this, and this". This is particularly important when writing points in your resume. Wear blue.
blacklightjer 08.31.16	-spends all summer looking for a job -first album on the list: FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME (good luck!)
Spacesh1p 08.31.16	Just be someone that the interviewer would want to work with. Friendly, conversant, presentable and excited to work on whatever the job is.
guitarded_chuck 08.31.16	dress nice, be yourself but be open and charismatic, support experience and skills with concrete examples most of all just relax, smile, make eye contact good luck
PunchedPeach72 08.31.16	you wont get the job unless you perform at least one magic trick
Brostep 08.31.16	be sure to mention you're a user on the illustrious music-review site sputnikmusic dot com
Brostep 08.31.16	no lie I wrote a short-answer response on my college application about sputnik and I got in so hey it must do something right?
DominionMM1 08.31.16	most of all just relax, smile, make eye contact [2]
tempest-- 08.31.16	generally, you can limit what comes up when they google you if need be, i.e. facebook account can't be found from search engines, changing twitter/instagram username, etc.
bloc 08.31.16	"no lie I wrote a short-answer response on my college application about sputnik and I got in so hey it must do something right?" It was clown college
torts 08.31.16	hahahahahaa
Tunaboy45 08.31.16	I've mentioned sputnik on a personal statement before
ConcubinaryCode 08.31.16	Mention how your skillset can be utilized in their work setting Try not to mimic what was on your resume. Build upon what you put on there. Never lie to them Good luck on your search. I'll be needing to start looking for a job soon as well. Thanks for that link too.
Tyler. 08.31.16	I usually try to hide sputnik from my friends and family at all costs
heck 08.31.16	wow this got more comments overnight than I expected thanks for the tips guys
Tyler. 08.31.16	You're welcome
heck 09.01.16	I think that interview went well
ZippaThaRippa 09.01.16	Shit well you already did the interview I guess you don't need advice. Lemme know if you DON'T get the job.
Spacesh1p 09.01.16	Now you just have to not get your hopes up until they call back.
ZippaThaRippa 09.01.16	Real pros get hired on the spot